₦airaland Forum

Supreme Court!
Supreme is the Highest Court of the Land.
They could overturn the Presidential Elections if there is proof.

All I know is that the January 31st was evil
The February 10 deadline ( still waiting for Buhari to sit infront a TV and address the nation on Fuel scarcity and Naira Deadline) Didnt he promise he would solve the Issue in 7 days ?
Extend 3 months.

Testiebobo:
I have a girl in my class, who always stare at me at all time. And am a shy and private guy, and hate people staring at my face especially the girls. And to be honest, I don't even admire her. Pls I need your advise urgently on what to do next time she stares at me

She might be partial blind and not looking at you. But If you insist.
Walk up to her and tell her you do not appreciate being stared at.

They can look doesn't mean they reached 3rd base. Plus a relationship is more than the sex . If you're in it just for sex. You'll one day get bored.

netmillionaires:
I was debited twice for a transaction today even when the first transaction failed. In december, I was debited 10k twice for a transaction which means I was debited 20k instead of 10k. The case is still pending since dec 23rd.

Ouch that aint funny. I m still owed N1500 for a mistake I made . It's been 2 years. This is something any reputable bank abroad could have reversed in a week.

Biodun556:

exactly what I had mentioned earlier. You don't have the infrastructure to go cashless. Once you put demand on the network. As at now about 50% of people perform transfer about 40% of the time.( don't ask me how if got my numbers ) If you increase the number to 100% of the time, the system will collapse.

1nice:
It is possible for Prostitution to be banned in Nigeria, 100% possible.

Nigerians and Nigeria Government will try to create skill acquisitions for all prostitutes to learn, so that when brothels and prostitution is destroy in Nigeria, prostitutes can be useful to themselves and to their family and useful also to Nigeria their country and be self employed.

Its a multifaceted Issue.
1. As long as their is demand ( People willing to pay ) - Supply will show up either through Massage Parlours creeping up everywhere.
2. Are you shutting down Moremi Hall Unilag and other halls who's students need the money to pay for books, clothes etc. ( some of them see it as a means to an end, they dont like it but come from poor backgrounds )
3. Remember Its the oldest profession in the world.
4. If developed countries can't /havent banned it despite it being Illegal . Some countries have legalized it so that they can derive tax, other in order to make it safe.
5. Who owns my body - The government or myself. So what is the government business to tell me with whom I can make love with or to.


Its a futile business - they should stay in their lane and resolve the Naira Crisis and fuel scarcity.

aisha1314:
I'm a 19 year old lady who just started her 100 level in university. On Sunday I had sex with a guy who I met last week Wednesday and asked me out.
Something in me wants to talk to my mom about my new relationship and sex life but I'm not so sure if and how I should go about this. Should I tell my mom that I've lost my virginity? Is it ok or common to do this?

You had sex with a guy you met just the other day ?
My opinion - I would advise that you tell mum, you sound im... ( I just hope he wore a condom )

Not possible.
People are just going to take more risks.
Focus on the root of prostitution - Create Jobs, Opportunities, Scholarships for girls, No Strikes,

Dude - There are tons of unmarried Nigerians & Non-Nigerians abroad. Don't cry over that.
You'll find many women who are even set financially, you'll regret not being single.

Why can't both notes exist together ?
The problem is that at a certain point people would reject the old ones - so we have to stipulate a deadline. Feb is just too close.
I lost 50k last week. Had to send it back home due to the deadline and it was lost in transit. It was the loose cash I use for transportation when I visit.
You guys should admit you bungled the fuel scarcity and notes design and allow both old and new to co-exist.

Katsina ask for it in Cash

377:
for your dream abi

How does removing subsidy help the common man.
Are you giving that money directly into the hands of the masses ?

samfrancis1:
And you’ve refuse to understand that military men are the problem Nigeria has.. From Obasanjo to Babangida.. abubakar.. aguinrosi.. .. they all took turn in raping Nigeria and yet didn’t give up..

The last military man we had was 1999. So for 24 years why are we still going backwards ?
Plus no military man succeeded without the civilians involved to help sponsor the coup.

gasparpisciotta:
Nigeria is obviously too big for only one person to handle.

A wholesale military intervention is required.

If Civilian cant fix these Issues then let a military man take over o joor.
If I recall - Streets were tarred. We had fuel and no naira scarcity. We also had electricity.
We we struck Part 2.

Labalaba23:
I can afford to fly anywhere. And besides Lagos girls are too entitled. They feel u owe them.

I once traveled to Rwanda to meet a girl. She was the nicest girl I've ever seen, so cultured and down ri earth

Ah ah ! I see . Not all Lagos babes though.... and I don't see the same girl more than once unless she completely wow's me. Then I might call her again in 6 months. So, Its purely transactional.

Labalaba23:
I love pussy so much. It's the only thing I want to see, eat, taste and feel. Pussy is sweet , no doubt. Without the warm hole and touch of a woman, I can't be okay. Yesterday, I spent over #150,000 to fly to Delta State From Lagos to meet a girl I met on Facebook last month. Yes, I can do anything to please a woman so far it makes her happy. As I got there, she told me I'm bigger than what she saw in my picture. I'm a bit overweight around 230Kg. She didn't let us have sex and I had to cry back to Lagos. Upon all my begging and crying she didn't open the pussy for me. Right now , I'm supposed to be sleeping but I'm thinking about vagina and dreaming about it.

What can I do to make this girl like me

With 150k you would have done damage in Lagos alone. Why travel to see a girl you’ve never met. How about if the girl was in her 50’s or so.

Ask him if he killed Litvinenko ?
Then believe him at your peril !

candygist:
All this will past for how many minutes ?

Hours - where are you rushing to ? Love making is an art .

A couple of things
1. For her to say cousin and not close friend in a busy place despite what she said sounds like she is not sure about you and the relationship long term.

2. For you to have taken the Hennessey says you also were enamored by the show of wealth. For me to see my gf in the company of the group. I would not have caused a scene but there is no way, I am taking that bottle with me. ( my pride won't let me )

3. The phone thing - doesnt mean Jack-squat. Most 9ja people have 2 phones for whatsoever reason. So she will have another and leaving the phone is just stupid, how does she call for help if she is in a jam ?

4. I would not be calling her " my babe" - in my anger, I would have written " the babe " or " that girl " which tells me you still have feelings. So, it lies with you . Do you find this egregious enough to cut her lose or take what you can knowing she isn't part of your plans long term.

Nia69:
🙂

Love the pic. Where was it shot !

Incognito21:
Is this really you or a phony? @sheistoopretty

This is phony - One of the hookup girls that request transportation before they cum to you. Lost my precious 4k .

Some people sha ! With his Emilokan speech - he is not desperate at all

You don't arrest those hoarding money but someone who is giving it away . I am sure her ex is a member of the EFCC whatever they are called.

She fine o !

Stop spinning Yarns o jare.
9Ja corruption took decades you will restructure in 6 months. If Internal people dont do you in. External forces will.

myyansh68:
I don't understand.
Iggy the female rapper is a Man to you?
Seriously!.

My sincere apologies bro. I guess, she's not my female figure type.
Apologies.

FalseProphet1:
How do people have bad breath and not know. Honestly some people are just dirty.

Likewise girls having a smelling pússy and waiting for a guy to call their attention to it before know that they smell down there.

If you want to be with someone, the first thing you must work on is yourself. Ask your male friends if your mouth smells they would tell you, keep yourself clean. Brush well, bath well.

Even me as a prophet before any counselling, I lick Tom Tom just so that I can have fresh breath.

This I have seen.

As a false prophet you mean

culf:
Its by the grace of God o, not by making mouth. Married woman that would want to get intimate with a guy would have been acquainted or be friends with the Guy for awhile and we know it’s not easy to turn a good friend down.

You are very correct.
I find they either dated the fellow prior or were friends and never did the deed .
It’s rare for a married woman to pick a guy for an affair unless it’s a rebound when she found out that her husband cheated on her

I once swore that I’ll have nothing to do with flat chested women. You know those women who have push up bra and stuff!
So I met a friend ( married ) and we were fooling around one thing led to another and she removed her clothes only for me to realize her chest packaged to appear she has something . Anyways I was drunk and erect to back out . So I represented !!!

candygist:
100k just to bang toto for 10mins ? Una dey empower this girls o.

It’s not just the banging . It’s the whole presentations.
1. The tone of voice
2. The make up , clothes , the smell - perfume.
3. The clothes
4. Some will even cook if you stuff
5. Glass of wine
6 . The massage
7 . Oral
8. Missionary style, Doggy style, Side style, Touch your toes , Cowgirl , Reverse Cowgirl .
9. Relax an hour ( refractory period)
10. Round 2.
11. Climaxing together.
12. The end