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Of all my ex’s . There is just one we broke off in bad terms.
All the rest are happily married and attended their weddings. And at times I apply Okafor’s law when I am in town and are available.
- That particular ex I just wasn’t comfortable with the body count. I heard she had aborted numerous times and doctor had told her she would have issues conceiving again when the time was right . Besides that, she was homely , smart , pretty , good companion , sociable , good cook, good baker, warm , philanthropist and forgiving.

Put on a condom and have fun . Life is to short .

gfelo:
My lady neighbour brought a guy last year November to live with her, introduce him to me as her boyfriend, we were even looking for a way to get this guy a job, but anytime this lady is on night shift the guy brings in another lady, this has becomes often, and it irritate me.

Pls how do I tell the lady what the guy he introduce to me as her boyfriend is doing.

Easy
- have one of your friends send a text message to the lady that she should go home now. Let her catch them in the act.
- set up shop and record their entry and exit and send to her anonymously.

adadike:
Kudos to the Igbo doctor who performed d surgery. Igbo Amaka!!!

Why not Kudos to the Doctor & Medical personnel ? Must it be igbo or yoruba ?

EyezofGod120:
rich men dey enjoy o,,,see d gel yansh

I am sorry to bust the bubble but her boobs are done, heavy makeup , hips do not look natural.

Just do prenup rich man.
Happy married life - okay I said it. Though It would not last

la la la .....i ain't saying she's a gold digger.... la la la .... but she ain't messin' with no broke n****s (She give me money)

Many factors
1. She could still be a virgin . I had a gf and all she would do a bj she would apologize profusely. That she’s keeping for marriage. Since I knew I wasn’t going to marry I didn’t force the issue.

2. Some ladies will not rush into cuz to them they want to see if there’s more to the relationship than “ wham-bang thank you ma “ once sex occurs it becomes 50/50. It would not last.

3. Some may just had sex and their V is raw at the moment . I recall 2 such occasions.
She begged me but when I forced the issue she was just wrinkling in pain and saying ouch , ouch . That it’s soft ( this was the girl who was dating our boss - a short story I had mentioned a while back )

4. She may not just be into you .

This is a new low for a romance section .
Aren’t there any moderators ?

When he said Nigerian Man … I just came quickly to read comments .

SLAP44:
Which Tinubu removal plan? You people should stop stealing other people's ideas after shamelessly rejecting same ideas.

It was Peter Obi who introduced the idea of fuel subsidy removal to the then president Goodluck Jonathan when Peter Obi was working as an economic adviser to Jonathan. Let us remember that it was Tinubu who led Buharri, El Rufai, Atiku, Oshimonkey and many other enemies of Nigeria to Occupy Nigeria and forced rhe then government to rescind the decision to remove fuel subsidy.

It was on record that Tinubu and buharri campaigned in 2014 using "fuel subsidy is scam" to remove Jonathan, they promised to end fuel subsidy when buharri wins, and when buharri took over, he only increased the amount paid as subsidy.

Tinubu cannot fool us again, he's not planning to remove any subsidy.

Only Peter Obi who introduced the idea can remove fuel subsidy. Vote for Peter Obi.

It doesn’t matter whose idea it was to introduce Fuel Subsidy removal . What are you replacing it with ? Things are already expensive this is not the time to do so. Are you giving those that will be affected money directly ?
The removal will affect 90% of Nigerians .

Tejumola856:
Search for fearless drink on google, I can’t disclose the name of the drugs

Thanks thought it was a nickname for Alomo bitters. etc.
Can’t or won’t even through email ?

Tejumola856:
We were 4 in a room with bunk beds, thank God I was the first person to got to hostel, I chose a better bed.

It was a beautiful Monday’s morning, I got a call from Rukayat, she said she miss me and want to hear my voice before going to campus, she asked me if I’ll come to her hostel in the evening but I said NO because I have a lot of things to do in school, she said OKAY! and hang up.

Note ( my hostel was off campus, thou it a school hostel)

I take a bath, dress up and left for school. I met my course mates for the first time, we talk about school stuffs then create WhatsApp group for the update, I was looking around trying to find BISOLA, I call her number when i didn’t see her.


ME:: hello
BISOLA:: good morning, how was your night?
ME: It was okay, why are you not in school?
BISOLA::: I am having stomach disorder, I couldn’t eat since yesterday
ME:: ohh sorry, have you take drugs?
BISOLA::: Yes
ME::: take care babe, I wish to come to your hostel just to check on you but security won’t let me in.
BISOLA:: No, I haven’t move to my new hostel, I’m still at my sister’s hostel.
ME:: okay, that’s good, send your location to me on WhatsApp, I’ll try to visit you this evening.
BISOLA::: okay, I’ll do it right away.
I ended the call.


In less than 3 minutes, I got the address on my WhatsApp, I replied with “okay, I would be there in the evening”.

I focus on other things, I talk to few of my course mates, we submitted the necessary documents to HOD, we try to look for our lecturers, it was a stressful day for us. I left campus around 4pm.

When I got to hostel, I met 2 of my roommates in the room, we exchanged pleasantries and introduced ourselves to each other, I enter bathroom and shower then rest for some minutes.


I messaged Bisola around 5:30pm that I am on my way, she said okay, I should text her when I’m at the gate, I got there within 10 minutes. I hugged her then followed her to her room.

I met her sister, she introduced me to her, they served me rice and plantains. I told her everything that happened in school and also ask for her health, thank God she’s okay, her sister left the room for us.


After a long conversation, I didn’t know what to talk about again, then I asked her if she’s in a relationship, she said yes but not a serious relationship because everything end at home, I was confused with the answer but I try to keep it cool.


I told her I haven’t be in a serious relationship before due to my strict parents, I am always indoor with no freedom,she laughed and said “You be omo get inside” I laugh it off.

I let her know that one of my plans is to build a serious relationship before graduating then get married 2 years after my graduation, she told me she would like to get married after NYSC.

I asked her if we could work things out, I tried to woo her but all my efforts to no avail, she said it’s too early, we should focus on our studies then get to know each other more before talking about relationship


I wasn’t happy with the comment but I have no choice, I left her hostel around 7pm, I got to my hostel, met my 3rd roommates, we did introduction, talk for a while then sleep.



Fast-Forward to Saturday’s evening I called Racheal (the girl I met at the POS) if we could hangout, she said yes, I sent her address of one of the best restaurants in my school, she arrived within 30 minutes, we order food then eat. I revealed my feelings to her and ask her if we can be dating (we have been chatting on WhatsApp before then) she said I should give her some times to think about it, I try to convince her that we’re no more in the olden day, she said she would give me feedback tomorrow (Sunday) I said okay, we talked for some minutes, when she was leaving, I gave her 1k for the ride. We hugged and say a goodbye.



Rukayat, message me on WhatsApp, she’s begging me to come to sleep in her hostel that her roommate isn’t around, I dress up asap, told my roommates I won’t sleep hostel tonight, that I’m going to one of my friends hostel.



When I got to Rukaya’s hostel, she hugged me for like a minute telling me how much she missed me, she served me rice and egg with fearless drink. I was like damn! this girl miss my D!ck not me.

When I finished eating, she put her head in my lap then jokingly asked me if I’m talking to another girl in school, I said no that I only talk to my course mates and male’s friends, she told me I dare not to cheat on her, if I do it, she’ll kill me. (Everything was a joke) we laughed it off.

After some minutes, she took off her underwear then told me to play with her nipples, I did so, i suck her nipples slowly then finger her pussy, i kiss every part of her body then begins to suck her toes, I did it for like 3 minutes, before I insert my THOMAS into her pvssy. I told her to change position and we did doggy style, i fvck her till I cum but she wasn’t satisfied, I told her to let me rest for some minutes.


I was playing with her breasts while resting then I try to suck her pussy, I licked every part of her pussy, she Moan so loud, I keep licking it and using my hand to play with her breasts. Within 10 minutes, she cum into my mouth.


Typing…

What was the name of the pharmaceutical drug and what is “ fearless drink ? “

Nazgul:
Your copied write-up is incomplete. You said marriage needs knowledge

Knowledge about what?

She an angry black divorced woman .
So she still hurting from a betrayal.
Hence the Tina Turner rendition- “ What’s love got to do with it “.,,,

Marry another wife. If she feels she can do better why stay in a sex less relationship.

Can't be anywhere north - They have no tolerance for stuff.
Its Abuja. Now Abj is not a state but that's where they are. Next South East.

Still remember when I met the then President Obasanjo in Auchi 2001.
Came to inspect something and 10 of us Corpers were chosen to participate in his Guard of Honour.

I am japa to Kenya first before UK.

Hmm English fail . Isn’t 2 couples = 4 people ?

lhordspy:
Maybe you should also point out the place where she said: "My husband should be boothed out of ASO rock, if elected president and fail to perform'

Words of a true democrat. Before you start criticising her, just know she is more of a christian than you are. An ordained pastor at one of the biggest church in Africa.

What’s the yardstick that she is more of a Christian than others ?
If she can’t convert her husband then She has no business evangelizing to others.

orohbiro:
Chai the girl done win lottery

She’s dead which lottery?

Cute as it may … why is it for public consumption?

Iro lon pa !!

I need to change my pampers now

Women are wicked death by hanging - what century are we in? Why not firing Squad.!!!
Sentence the dude to life imprisonment without parole for 18 years. I guess that is what you get with a public defender. But yikes by hanging

SmartPolician:
Where are the pictures?

DSS and police should allow this man finish his tenure and properly implement the naira redesign policy, which has been terribly implemented so far.

Afterwards, they can do with him whatever they want.

Dude I tire o. This is like Gossip newspaper, Tabloid reporting. No source, No Pictures or Video in 21st century.

Kobojunkie:
1. Did you at least insist on paying for the food items yourself? In relationships, these back-and-forths matter.

2. You don't get to decide though what the take should be for your give. You let the other decide instead, and they give as they are able to. Did you inform her that you were going to bill her for your traveling out to see her? Did you make this expectation known to her and what the price you were charging her was beforehand?

3. Insisted strongly on what?

To clarify some Issues
1. It isn't the first time I have asked her to make some dishes for me. So this caught me off guard. When I ask an aunt who lives close by to cook for me. This is how the convo goes. Aunty I am running out of food stuffs. Okay, dear - Fried and Jollof Rice are free but your stews will cost 50K. Thanks Aunty. I send her the money and tells when to pick things up.
When someone says - don't worry. It means "Do not worry to me ". I've got this.. I will take care of this. If a person cannot tell the other person they care about point blank - that they need money but I am suppose to anticipate divinely, I have an Issue with that. But as you have said . I am at fault and so I have brought the relationship to an end.

Kobojunkie:
1. You are both dating, so why didn't you instead consider going with her to do the grocery shopping, paying for it there, then heading back together to cook and pack the food for you to take back with you? I understand how she would feel used by you in the arrangement you both had.

2. As for her billing you for food she prepared for you, recall that you asked her to cook for you, and it wasn't that she offered to do it for you.. So, I don't see anything wrong in her asking you to reimburse her for expenses. I mean if you had enlisted a caterer for that very purpose, you would have had to pay up, right?

3. At least she is not overbilling you. You asked her to cook for you, remember? She didn't offer so if you make a demand of that sort, the understanding should be you at least cover the cost of groceries even if the labor she gives for free. You are partly to blame for the state of the relationship. That you are dating someone doesn't mean the person because a tool for you to use anyhow you like.

She insisted on going herself. Prior to me arriving.
In a relationship there is give and take . If I am bearing the responsibility of travelling up to see her , I expect something in return without having to pay for every expense.
Perhaps I should have insisted strongly but the way she carried about , I felt it was love but I guess it wasn’t .

Kobojunkie:
1. Well, if you asked a close friend of yours to get you a book or a shirt, don't you think you should at least pay for that shirt, even if your friend does not charge you for transportation?

2. If you are asking someone to cook for you, be sure to give enough to cover the total cost, or don't ask at all.

It’s none of the aforementioned it’s implied money for personal stuff