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RomanceRe: Guys Choose One From This Two Types Of Women Shapes by rickleye: 1:47am On Feb 04, 2023
For you guys that chose 1 - you’re Bleep ,
that one na cross dresser.

No 2 is a woman 😊
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Long Should You wait before you Follow Up After A Job Interview? by rickleye: 7:40pm On Feb 03, 2023
peace0813:
What if you tell them that you will like to give your present one month, will they still call you?
That could be negotiated once you get the offer. A month is long though unless you are in demand.
FamilyRe: A Marriage In Deceit by rickleye: 3:24pm On Feb 03, 2023
Elkidz:
Please I need a good advice on this issue from matured minds.

A friend of mine called me yesterday and was seriously crying that she wants her daughter that just got married to come back.

REASON:
Last year, her daughter of 21 years got married. From the look of things, the marriage was contracted on falsehood.
The man( daughter's hubby) was introduced to the girl by another woman. The young man and his mother presented themselves as very good people. The young man claimed to have money and working in Abuja as "interior decorator" . He made the girl believed that he has money where's he was borrowing to do the the marriage rites.
After the first stage of the traditional rites, he lied to the girl that bank seized his money because someone from abroad sent more than the approved amount (ie. millions) into his account. The girl had to use the little money she received as salary to sort out certain things.

To cut the long story short, marriage was scheduled, on the eve of the wedding (the bridal shower night) , the young man beat the girl blue and black to the embarrassment of everyone present including his own friends, that was how the bridal shower ended with the poor girl crying all throughout the night. This is just because of flimsy excuse, to make matters worst, the girl was some weeks old pregnant which he's aware of.
To worsen the situation, after marriage, the man left the lady in the village with the parents, two days after marriage he travelled for a job, while the girl is left alone in the village without any pocket money and without any job since she's stopped the job she was doing before marriage. She's just Living at the mercy of the guy's parents with the mother treating her like trash.

Please Mod kindly push to the front page, I need matured advice.
I am sorry OP but your story has holes the size of the new 9ja bridge.
What are you asking from us ?
- In this woke generation what is stopping her from leaving or your friend from getting her from in-laws place. ( she just got married ? )
- So she got beat during bridal shower and she still opened her legs for the dude after he marriage.
The man Juju Strong O.
FamilyRe: My Experience At A Traditional Marriage Ceremony Today. by rickleye: 3:16pm On Feb 03, 2023
drololaaof:
Marriage is not online business na, why not make adequate preparation for all the required materials for the marriage. If it is church or mosque are you going to do online transfer?
Stay there !!!! SInce Covid churches have been accepting tithe, offering and donations via Online Transfer and text
FamilyRe: My Experience At A Traditional Marriage Ceremony Today. by rickleye: 3:13pm On Feb 03, 2023
I thought the Traditional Marriage is about the couple - " M a r r i a g e " unless they live on a deserted Island. Transfer and move on. If I was there, I would tell them I ain't marrying their daughter again.
PoliticsRe: A Governor Collected N500m New Notes From One Bank – El-rufai by rickleye: 3:08pm On Feb 03, 2023
This is not news ! If the dumb president and CBN governor think that all /most of the banks in the south west would not withdraw large amounts to give to Tinubu governor boys - they did not think this strategy thoroughly .
Extend the deadline and give people a break .
PoliticsRe: Buhari Asks Nigerians To Give Him 7 Days To Resolve Naira Notes Scarcity by rickleye: 3:00pm On Feb 03, 2023
Dude you had 7.5 years - Can't trust anything you say again mate.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Long Should You wait before you Follow Up After A Job Interview? by rickleye: 2:56pm On Feb 03, 2023
2 weeks
There might be other candidates to interview. After which HR summarizes the candidates and discusses with MD. They will then prepare an acceptance letter with benefits to get it approved.
After which you will be called to either say we would like a second interview or welcome aboard.
Ideally, when I am asked how soon can I start - My response is always, I would like to give my present company professional curtesy of 1 week to find a replacement.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Asks Nigerians To Give Him 7 Days To Resolve Naira Notes Scarcity by rickleye: 2:51pm On Feb 03, 2023
Extend the bloody thing and leave a somewhat mediocre legacy before you go .
RomanceRe: What Is The Exchange In Your Area by rickleye: 6:53pm On Feb 02, 2023
This is madness. So The govt approves money design change.
And the design is scarce. Yet I have to lose money on the exchange ?
CareerRe: Man Sacked After Being Caught On CCTV Masturbating In Office's Kitchen by rickleye: 3:53pm On Feb 02, 2023
Starpius1:
Man sacked after being caught in CCTV footage masturbating in his office's kitchen (video)
A Twitter user has taken to the platform to narrate how a man got sacked after he was caught in a CCTV footage masturbating in the kitchen of the company he works for.

According to @Fagbohun_AB, the man was sacked two weeks after resuming his new job after being caught masturbating more than once. The tweet read;



https://twitter.com/Fagbohun_AB/status/1620744246302232578?t=_Q3NScgpBCg1nBRJ7lEqBg&s=19[/quote]Why Kitchen ? Hoped he washed his hands before touching stuff. Yikes
What was wrong with bathroom ?
BusinessRe: Some Effect Of Cashless Policy by rickleye: 3:51pm On Feb 02, 2023
jibrilELsudan:
THIS IS JUST BEYOND STUPID

THERE IS SCARCITY OF PHYSICAL NAIRA NOTES BUT IS THE NAIRA SCARCE IN THEIR ACCOUNTS AS WELL?......CAUSE I CAN'T UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE SELLING PERISHABLE GOODS WILL ONLY INSIST ON CASH WHEN THEY CAN ACCEPT TRANSFERS?
Let me try to explain - Just like folks abroad will prefer cash than transfers ( why, because transfers are proof that a transaction occurred and therefore are subject to bank charges and tax deductions) . Small businesses and even drug dealers roll in cash .....

Cash in hand is powerful and you can make deals quicker . Its paper money than " electronic money" . Also goods being sold normally would have cost of goods, plus interest to buy those goods plus profit added , plus bank charges . When I negotiate there is wiggy room because the seller can lessen the cost based on cash or transfer.

There are many examples to tout but Ill give you one. Someone wrecked my vehicle outside my house. Insurance paid a certain amount of money. So I went to buy a replacement vehicle for 10,000. Plus tax came to 11,500 . Interest to finance the total amount came to 15,000. I told the guy, I will be paying cash, you could see the smile wiped away from the dudes face. You'd think I offended him. They make money from interest being charged.

All these small business and market women no get time balance accounts. Its all in their head.
BusinessRe: Some Effect Of Cashless Policy by rickleye: 3:33pm On Feb 02, 2023
Cashless policy my ass !
Even in America we say Cash is King !
Country with no stable power , Issues with Interbank Transfer - are touting cashless policy.

Why the rush ! CBN should have worked backwards from election time-table
Just extend the deadline by 3 months and release this artificial scarcity.
If you think Obi will win by the honest Abe way, you are joking. Shine your eyes !!!! ( Hope i used the phrase properly ) Get in there first by any means possible and then make electoral changes.
TravelRe: Nigerian Man Buys A Horse Because Of Lingering Fuel Scarcity (pics/video) by rickleye: 8:36am On Jan 31, 2023
A case of having money and not knowing what to buy. What happens when a vehicle hits the horse and you have to put it down. ?
Food to feed the horse ?
Where are you going to secure the horse while you work and expect to still meet it there at the end of the day ?
FamilyRe: Wife Caught Husband With Sidechick In Towel Trying To Escape Through The Balcony by rickleye: 11:44pm On Jan 29, 2023
I don’t understand why the wifey is beating the side chick. It’s your husband you should deal with 🤷
RomanceRe: My Boss Did This To Me And I Slapped Him by rickleye: 10:44pm On Jan 27, 2023
Preciousgirl:
yesterday at work, my boss tickled me and i slapped him

should i go and apologise?

she is giving me the cold treatment embarassed
Does your boss have both X and Y chromosomes?
- you slapped him !
- she is giving you cold shoulder !
RomanceRe: Regé-jean Page Is The Most Handsome Man In The World, According To Scientists by rickleye: 10:42pm On Jan 27, 2023
fman:
love Kee u there!!!!
This early morning, u don dey fall...
Have you said your prayers?


Modified:
I forgot that you are jobless
Is she capable of love ❤️!
RomanceRe: Men Dont Send Transport Fare To Any Lady To Come To Your House - Lady (vid) by rickleye: 10:37pm On Jan 27, 2023
Protect this woman at ALL COSTS!
TravelRe: Road Trip To Toronto, Ontario, Canada From Pennsylvania by rickleye: 8:51am On Jan 27, 2023
Borgamaame:
Lol! I am not Ajala oo. Still learning work from the big people in the game.
XMRadio be saving lives... grin

I couldn't do it myself either. smiley
You're lucky you have people that are willing to stay on the phone with you
It’s when I call all my ex’s and they gist me or catch up on stuff. Easier than texting 😂.

Anyways thanks for sharing - why not get an SUV it’s roomy and more comfortable. I know more gas
RomanceRe: Why Do British People Like To Have Se.x In Public by rickleye: 4:38am On Jan 27, 2023
Ilamina:
undecidedmy friend told me
She once saw two doing it openly in the club.i just ignored her

Until I watched peaky blinders. .and saw two people have sex in front of a shop. .where there were many people standing and passing by

I can't believe these are the same people are the ones that colonized us

Jero you watched peaky blinders a show built around 1st and 2nd world war to define the whole of Britain. Visit Vegas or Red light district in Netherlands or Ojuelegba . It’s done everywhere across the globe
Isn't it us that suppose to colonize them grin
TravelRe: Road Trip To Toronto, Ontario, Canada From Pennsylvania by rickleye: 4:33am On Jan 27, 2023
Borgamaame:
In Ontario

Finally made it pass the border. It was a pretty straightforward process. The officer checked my documents (Visa in my passport) and asked few questions. You are required to declare any cigarettes and alcohol you have on you. After other checks, I heard "welcome to Canada, enjoy your stay". Mind you, I don't know much about traveling with goods across the border. I just had my luggage with me to avoid long waits.

The first thing I noticed on arrival was the KM/H signs. As I mentioned in my previous post (I think I did), US uses miles. But it wasn't a hassle maintaining the speed limit. While the vehicle's speedometer had a hybrid and analog count, there was a digital feature which I just toggled on with a button and it switched from Miles to KM on my dashboard. I noticed I was driving slower than the US. The most speed limit I saw was about 100KM/H which is about 65 miles per hour. In the US, the most I have seen is 70 miles per hour which in KM/H is approximately 113. Anyway, I had to obey the law.

The second thing I noticed is the road network. Looked pretty much like some freeways (highways) in the US. I was surprised to see the QEW (Queen Elizabeth Way) and the picture of the Queen in some Canadian dollars. Anyway, let's see what Canada has in store.

Still enroute Niagara Falls, Ontario...
All seemed to be going well until I noticed my network switched from 5g to LTE and Emergency (I didn't think about roaming). Problem! Plus my battery was almost flat. Thankfully, I found a McDonalds on the route and decided to branch. Got snacks, eased myself, charged up, and connected to the wifi to reroute to Niagara Falls. Time is around 5:30pm and its pretty dark.

Niagara Falls, meet soon!
Wow Ajala Travel !!!!
This is my backyard dude !
No way I am making that trip by myself though.
I got XMRadio so I listened to NFL playoffs along the road and called people every hour when bored.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Approved Naira Redesign, Tinubu Rejected It, Is All Really Well In APC? by rickleye: 3:48am On Jan 26, 2023
emmykk:
Buhari don't like Tinubu a bit...but Tinubu force himself on APC,that alone is making the president to use policy to hurt Tinubu chance of winning.
Had Osinbajo or Ameachi won APC ticket there won't be naira redesign or fuel scarcity.

This two strategy has made Tinubu to be out of cash and the scarcity will tell on cost of good and services which will annoy the electorate to vote against APC
I’ll agree somewhat on your first premise. Although according to Tinubu, he was the one who installed Buhari and even nominated Osinbajo as VP. So I won’t say he forced himself on APC. That said I think Nigerians know what’s going on and Tinubu can afford to dole out $20 per vote which he would recover once president.
RomanceRe: A Guy Slept With Former Girlfriend When She Came To Drop Wedding Invitation Card by rickleye: 10:47pm On Jan 25, 2023
This is not new !
Don't you think that the bf did the same to his ex's ?
One last Hurrah.
FashionRe: Please, Is This Outfit I Got For My Birthday Too Short To Be Worn Outside? Pics by rickleye: 10:43pm On Jan 25, 2023
If you were my girl, I would not mind the dress holding hands as we walk along the streets of Rio in Brazil, Puerto Vallarta Mexico. or in Orlando Central Florida. But In Lagos, Nigeria, I'll disown you before you can say Ha!!
PoliticsRe: Buhari Approved Naira Redesign, Tinubu Rejected It, Is All Really Well In APC? by rickleye: 10:32pm On Jan 25, 2023
This is my 2 cents

1. I believe Buhari would rather see anyone besides Tinubu win the election. The only way he could be a stumbling block without outright coming out against Tinubu is regarding the issue of the change of notes and the short deadline given. But what Buhari and others have failed to realize is that Tinubu aint playing. Which means if there are no Naira notes available, he can give out $20 instead to buy votes.

2. That said, Tinubu's people are well aware that people are not pleased with APC and with any sane person, you have to distance yourself a bit from the past and pledge to do things different. Tinubu is not continuing with Buhari's policies ( Failed promises) but rather he is running on a clean slate and expectations as former successful Lagos State governor.

So in summary All is well.
PoliticsRe: Senate To CBN: Extend Deadline For The Exchange Of Old Naira Notes Till July 31 by rickleye: 9:43am On Jan 25, 2023
gfelo:
If Emefiele achive this, he is going to be the best leader we need for this wicked politician in the country
But he won’t unfortunately! He tried
PoliticsRe: Senate To CBN: Extend Deadline For The Exchange Of Old Naira Notes Till July 31 by rickleye: 9:41am On Jan 25, 2023
purpinkx:
Like, we're supposed to believe they really care about the people?


Why didn't senate advice Nigerians to deposit old notes weeks before the deadline and embrace the online channels?

Dey play.
It isn’t their duty to do so.

1. We all cried out that the 20,000 daily limit was too small and CBN changed it.
2. We all cried out that the deadline was too close/short .
ByJuly 31 gives all those abroad to find ways of sending their currency down as well as continue to inform the population.
Now, my personal belief why CBN insisted on Jan 31st was to curtail buying of votes for the election. The senate waiting this long hoping that CBN would extend the deadline but a week into it and nothings forthcoming hence the legislature.
RomanceRe: How Long Should You Wait After Meeting A Girl Before Telling Her You Like? by rickleye: 10:45pm On Jan 24, 2023
Idonweak:
Good evening house

I'm in a confused state right now.
There's a girl I'm talking to on WhatsApp who i really like. We've only been talking for 2 weeks. She's beautiful and hardworking and have most of the things i want from a girl.

We met each at the nccf family house but we were not close at all, although, i like her. Just 2 weeks ago, a mutual friend of ours told me that me that someone wants to borrow my laptop and it turns out it was this girl. I was very happy to lend it to her and i get to have her number. The following day, Monday precisely, she came for it and i was glad i saw her. She told me she wants to use it for ui/ux training and would need it for 2 weeks(mon - wed). I told her no problem and since then we have been chatting. However, since the time we started chatting i have been having this urge to tell her i like her etc but I don't want to make it seem as if i was taking advantage of the help i rendered. Meanwhile, i told that my friend that introduced her to me that i really like her but she advised me to be patient that if she is done using my laptop i can tell her.

However, yesterday i was just viewing status when i stumbled on her pictures and i complimented her.

Me: fine girl😊
Her: lie lie!( I felt this was an opportunity to shoot my shot)
So i replied: lying ke, swears and I'm even crushing

Then she went mute and didn't reply me to this moment. I felt maybe she was shocked so i didn't really think much about it. It was when i told that our mutual friend what transpired, that one said i had rush things too soon. She said i should have at least given her 3-4 weeks before telling her about my feelings. I was confused because i have always thought if you like someone, you let them know immediately but this my friend argued against that.

So, i want to know how long should you wait for after meeting a girl before you tell her you like her?
The rule of thumb is when you see her in the arms of someone else, you are too late. So anytime prior would do.
RomanceRe: How Can A Guy Date A Hot Girl That Snubs A Lot? by rickleye: 5:59pm On Jan 23, 2023
Tife270:
Some girls are very hot and attractive. The type of girls that turn heads , look angelic and spotless.
Most of these babes ignore texts / chats a lot according to my observation.

What can a guy do to get a hot babe?

Some these ladies reply messages with short a set like ‘Okay’ , ‘Yes’ , ‘No’ . What can a guy do to change this ?


N.B No insults please
There are 3 ways you get a babe
- You have money
- You are smart
- You are funny dude.

You can't catch all the girls you want. There is sometimes you move on and catch other fishes.
FamilyRe: Newly Married Lady Got Stuck In Sex With Another Man In School Caught By Husband by rickleye: 1:42am On Jan 23, 2023
jeffoe:
if it was not staged. the guy may have taken an aphrodisiac which maybe preventing is penis from being flaccid. Once the penis becomes flaccid it should come out easily.
I do not know if staged...For a woman to be in that position is kinda embarrassing, I mean what's the end-game. It' cant be PC as it should not be that long. If the dude an aphrodisiac did the woman also ?
Its an unexplained phenomenon.
FoodRe: I Went To My Girlfriend’s House And The Mother Served Me This Food by rickleye: 1:35am On Jan 23, 2023
That means she really really likes you.
All my ex's mum cooked for me and entertained me. Its when they chase you and throw slippers at you that you should be afraid.
Its means you have been good to their daughter and they consider you to be well behaved.
FamilyRe: Newly Married Lady Got Stuck In Sex With Another Man In School Caught By Husband by rickleye: 1:33am On Jan 23, 2023
Modestanewsreel:
I guess so but the husband said it's their tradition that who ever commits the act will get Stuck.
I do not believe this is Penis Captivus.

Penis Captivus occurs where the Penis is full of blood and the Vagina gets aroused and narrows the walls inside.
The Penis is supposed to deflate with a change of emotion, the same with the walls of the vagina. For them to have shouted and panicked and called a neighbour we are looking at maybe 30mins. For the husband + the local TV station to arrive another 30mins. So unless this is staged - the man should not still have an erect penis after that long, unless he took medicine like Viagra or manpower or what not but there is nothing to say that the walls of the woman's vagina would still be swollen after that period of time.

In short PC should not last more than 15secs.

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