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Uptownerd:
See this boy o

Nigerian Music pop sensation, Fireboy DML seen holding Madonna in daring pose

aysnoopy:
I've been thinking this for over 2 weeks now.
I'm totally depressed and I want to end it all.
I'm not here to pretend I need help but people that knows me well knew that I've been seeking for assistance to get a job for more than a year now but it's not coming forth.
I think this will be the only way to stop the pains I'm feeling in my heart.
How can I be jobless and my mates are making it big. Even my course mates in school are achieving. I think I'm at the bottom of my mate.
Whom do I offend? What's the purpose of staying in the world with nothing to show.
I can't take a taxi to go out on my own without first treaking half of the distance to cut tfare expenses.
I've a thread on this nairaland about poultry. I've been doing well in poultry before financial crises comes in. I even have a WhatsApp group of 80+ participants that have gain more about poultry but my poultry business have fold up due to some financial crises.
I'm not just a new member here so people shouldn't think this a stunt.
I have HND certificate in civil engineering. I've seek for jobs from a lot of places, even some nairaland members have promise to help some times ago but help isn't coming forth so I've think the best option for me is to stop d pain. I can't be at the bottom of my mate while everyone is achieving good tins.
Though I'll miss my wife and son but I can't be killing myself little by little by thinking about how my life has been so useless since over 3 decades back.
I know if this happen, people/family that doesn't care about me will took step to take care of my only child (if they wish to).
I've been going round seeking for help. I can't feed my family anymore. No ability to medical care.
I'll drop my pen here.

ritshak:
Please, I don't understand this mail. What does it mean?

majamajic:
Stop taking life seriously , we not all coming out alive

vibre:
Smart woman, she don show death say she no dey fear am, now na death go dey fear the woman. I support her birthday celebration with two fresh cucumbers.

IGBOSON1:
But you'd agree with me that they're not 'black Nigerians'! If you do, then it means the guy you earlier quoted is right in his assertion.

Aonkuuse:
Bro Betting has nothing to do with state of the country. We hear stories daily of people loosing everything to Betting in USA, UK and all the developed countries you can think of.

IGBOSON1:
A lot of Lebanese and Indians are Nigerian citizens.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Pls can someone tell me what else can an average Black Nigerian do other than complain?
It's just too disgusting..you try to help them .they complain..you don't they still complain..
They capitalise on their problems instead of seeking solution..thy blame Colonial masters for their failure instead of looking beyond that..

lightskinnigga:
Nigerians complain over the newly constructed olaiya bridge in osun as the bridge wasn’t fully asphalted and apparently too narrow.

A user wrote: “This is the Olaiya Flyover that Gov. Oyetola commissioned in Osun state.

He couldn't even put asphalt on this road, look at the size? It won't even pass a Ford.

I swear ikpeazu is � times better than this man. The worst thing to happen to Osun state after Aregbesola”

https://twitter.com/von_bismack/status/1498290187469824010?s=21[/quote]Nigeria is a damn Joke..
These old hags who call themselves leaders have fooled us too long in an attempt to score cheap political points.

The funny part is that the good-for-nothing governor alongside his potbellied entourage will commission this thing.

God help us.

Aonkuuse:
Source: https://salemgists.com/young-man-stabbed-his-mother-to-dath-during-fight-with-wife-in-niger-state-photos/

Lalasticlala, Mynd44, Dominique

marvelck:
When its obvious you are no longer as good as you used to... Hang your boots...

You can't be in a team, and the team keep struggling to win matches, even against small clubs...

CR7...we admire you a great deal, but I guess its time to call it a day...

The end of an era?

kyber:
I asked my girlfriend what is happening in Ukraine and this is what she told me (pictures)

She told me she doesn’t know and
what is the meaning of Ukraine ?

I laughed so hard ehn and I was like really?

Was she just playing dumb or what?

What do you think?

Baawaa:
65% of Nigerians don't know what is going on in Ukraine

Omicronvaccine:
https://igberetvnews.com/1415558/innosons-mums-burial-30-undertakers-carry-innosons-mum-photos-video/

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Your God can't do nothing pls forget about him..where was he when Russia was planning on invading them..
Where was he during WW1..WW2.. Holocaust.. Vietnam war and the rest..
Where was he when kids were dying..he loves violence a lot..
Sit on his throne and watch women get raped.. people slaughtering their fellow being for nothing..and you say there is an imaginary creature..you must be a clown..

flokii:
People are dying in their hundreds here in Nigeria from bandits, bokoharam, IPOB, ESN etc. attacks but this man is busy praying for Ukraine.. who do us this thing for Africa?

ExAngel007:
A photo of clergyman Apostle Johnson Suleman offering prayers to God for peace to be restored in warring Ukraine and Russia has surfaced online.

The clergyman is seen on his knees praying for both countries.

Nigerians have however reacted to the photo. Many asked the man of God to leave Ukraine and concentrate on Nigeria which has a plethora of security issues.

https://www.tori.ng/userfiles/image/2022/feb/25/sulee.jpg

https://www.tori.ng/news/194727/trending-photo-of-nigerian-clergyman-apostle-johns.html

Mooh247:




This is my favourite clause;

10. Clause 84 stipulates that anyone holding a political office – ministers, commissioners, special advisers, and others – must relinquish the position before they can be eligible to participate in the electoral process either as a candidate or as a delegate.


Will Prof Osinbajo, Ameachi, Dave Umahi, Orji Uzor Kalu and Rochas Okorocha resign by June 2022 so as to participate in the 2023 Election.

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CandyOps:
The original post was completely sexist and full male misogynist views. Imagine the term 'cumdumpster'

Africans sha sabi reduce women to sex objects

engrrichie92:
I'm a tech bro, I currently do 1.5M Monthly in Nigeria and I just got a job offer last month in the UK for 4K pounds monthly(after tax)

My guys there be complaining about bills and how hard it is to save and all over there

So, If you were me, which would you pick and why?

Modified: will also like to hear from those in the UK; what do you think guys?...Now that you know how it is over there, what would you advice?

@lalasticlala...please help move to front page, need more engagements

adekolausman0000:
A video showing a lecturer chasing hundreds of Nigerian students out of the classroom for allegedly not wearing bras has gone viral online.
The event is believed to have occurred at.........continue reading

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Boy why you lying..why you f**king lying..why you always lying?
Tell that to your fellow kids..you ended up mocking your little self on here..

brimdans:
Okay, here is the thing.
I was working with this woman in her organization. Shes high handed, toxic and domineering, but I was coping well with her, she insults me and talk down on me, all I say mostly is sorry Ma.

So this particular day, which was yesterday. There's this particular room in the lab which we were constructing, which she categorically told me not to open that room, because it contains equipment. And I don't handle the keys, but another person holds the keys.

Now water entered the room, from a faulty pipe, and did a little damage to one of the cabinets, and it touched some of the materials.

The woman, now began insulting me that it will be deducted from my salary, because it was my fault?

I asked how is it my fault Ma, you said that room shouldn't be opened by anybody. So I can't accept fault for what I didn't do. I'm sorry. She shouted and shouted to the point of almost slapping me, but God saved her she didn't. I kept my calm and told her sorry.

Again she asked for some remaining boards that were used in constructing some cabinets in the lab, I told her I don't know, but lemme check and ask the person who has custody to the keys. Another tirade began, she insulted the hell of out me. I remained calm, that it will be removed from my salary, and those things according to her is about one hundred thousand naira. I told her ma, I didn't take them, but lemme ask oga Patrick who is in charge of the lab, she refused, that I shouldn't l. That I must pay for all of these things. I kept my cool all through.

She now said I should remove her uniform and submit her company materials, actually some of the materials are at home, so I couldn't get them that night.

She texted and called me countless times to send the company materials, I then told her, I'll send them but I need my salary that I've worked for, for the last month. She now said, before she wanted to pay and forgive me, but that she's not paying me again.

It is Worthy to note that I came purposely to work for this woman from another state, I needed my salary to help me plan my life after my sack. Right now I'm confused, because I've no money, nor accommodation, I can't even travel back. Please nairalanders, I need your advice, legally and all.
Thank you for reading
PS, there might be errors, I didn't have time to edit. Currently in church.

jonaifame22:
We started dating in January,the kisses are great,during the moment of kissing sparks fly like the cracking of Christmas fireworks,as our lips tumble against each other like two men slugging itl out the wrestling competition during the new yam festival in a village setting,


She's petit and her breasts are quite small like a mound of eba cut to be swallowed,the nipples on her breasts are quite tiny like the buttons on a TV remote,but guys when I suck her breasts,those nipples double in size and stand erect like the ears of a guard dog that has just heard clanking sounds of it's master's gate by a stranger,

I take my time to eat her pussy hungrily like Muslim devout eating his meal at the break of the Ramadan fast,and when I look at her face I'll see her eyes closed in bliss as she enjoys my oral game


My dick already standing like the chair person of an occasion standing for recognition when his name his called by the mc,but when I put my dick into her she cries and whines on my bed like she has jus heard the news of the passing of a loved one

AoifeNightfall:
I'm not trying to shade Anglicans but seriously, the foundations of the Anglican Church is kinda weird

So the King of England wanted to have sex with a hot woman and give birth to male children so bad he broke away from the Catholic Church

Just thinking...

AoifeNightfall:
I'm not trying to shade Anglicans but seriously, the foundations of the Anglican Church is kinda weird

So the King of England wanted to have sex with a hot woman and give birth to male children so bad he broke away from the Catholic Church

Just thinking...