₦airaland Forum

Datboredberry:
Yeah! Doctors say that sh** is actually pee!

Not so sexy...

And your comment... Really funny!

Of course without been told, you should know it's pee

[quote author=AbbynHummy post=107890889][/quote]You welcome

Kuriosmynd:
This is me trying to be brutally honest with one dark side of my sexual fantasies. Though it's despicably immoral and socially abominable, yet I I feel the urgings. We might all have that inner fantasies we can't even share with a friend if we are being honest.
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Fact is I have never slept with someone's wife, at least knowingly. The older women I have slept with, according to them, were single moms, or divorced. But anytime I'm banging them, I usually imagine they were housewives who I should get pregnant and send back to their husband to nurture the pregnancy. I get extra high if I fuvck them raw and make them moan while emptying my pap in them. There's also this power and ego trip I can't explain too having to breed another man's wife and make her husband care for the baby unaware.

I'm not sure how common or uncommon is this inclination. Perhaps many men have intentionally impregnated another man's wife with this feeling. Just Maybe. Then when I hear men who break down having found out of the paternity fraud pulled on them, I feel mixed emotions of pity, sadness and hidden gloat just by imagining myself as the miscreant who impregnated the wife. That feeling of haha: 'what an egotistic fool who trusted a woman with his soul, lived a lifetime of lies while a woman fvcked him over', is also part of that mixed feeling.

I've joked with some married women, online, who had romantic interest in me about impregnating them and dumping the paternity fraud on their husband, surprisingly they would play it down with some romantic laughter, and seem to enjoy such amorous escapade of deceit, even the confidence of secrecy they exude while we joked in an event it ever happened, is shocking.
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That surely makes me understand some amoral side of women who play fraud on their husband. And it also makes me have cynical value for relationship. Relationship I see is a personal risk you go into with faith, not with 100% certitude.
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I put this up anonymously, and with honesty, to show you can't fully know the heart of man/woman, and if we X-ray our inner heart, there's an hidden dark spot which can be quite shocking and embarrassing

I'm not surprised , bro..
We all have dark fantasies and secrets..its human nature.

Davash222:
I can't still fathom why a sane guy should send 200K to a Nigerian girl for doing nothing.

I support the girl's actions. Whatever it takes to restore sanity to these SIMPle guys is totally acceptable.


The future is femail.

It baffles me honestly.

[quote author=Burgerlomo post=107885436][/quote]Thumbs up too

cayorday89:
These two people have made it easier for you, way to go. And that recruitment by the bank is very important and the only way you can get that is to be in the good books of those that matter in the bank, with time you can also tell them about your qualifications.

Well said.
Thumbs up.

gift0123:
I am in urgent need of a female roommate I will squat with for four months... I will pay for the four months stay....

Why?

Leebellow96:
After many of joblessness and you finally get a two million naira monthly salary job offer.
But on one condition…

You must never have anything to do with a man or woman for 10 solid years.

I mean you are not allowed to Knack untill you are done with the job in 10 years time with 2 million naira monthly payment.

Would you accept such offer? hahaha.

Let’s hear from you

Bros where the job dey biko..
I will take 1million monthly for 15years.

Sex kor sex ni.
Mtcheeeeeew!

PlayMaker14:
Which kain rotten pidgin English be this? “It don tey” how e sound for your ear?

This pigdin tire me sef

yemite100:
Thank you sir

You welcome, my friend.

Kenog4real:
Sex has been a serious issues these days. From married, single, divorced to just boyfriends and girlfriends. Even to the underage, it's something everyone want to have a taste of. I might not have link to back it up but with what I see online daily that's relating to sex, it's mainly about satisfying women. Not that there are no stuffs around for females to use also; but when I look around, all I see is how to last long in bed and it's all for men. From bigger, long, ticker & stronger D**k, to staying 2hours in bed

My questions now are,
Do men really get satisfied when they have sex the way women do?
Does orgasm always mean satisfaction for men?

And why is sex mainly center on satisfying women?


I've experienced few get uninterested once they orgasm not minding if the man is enjoying it or not. Some men might not even notice it. But it's happening.

I think , naturally it's been structured that way..

Men's insatiable appetite or sex explains our promiscuous and adventurous nature. Women on the other hand are built biologically to love and enjoy sex more..thats why when a women finds a guy who does it so good, she is content, sticks with him and doesn't look else where.

Datboredberry:
I was curious! I know most men usually wait till every other customer has been served before buying themselves condoms...

But for men who have to buy the extra-small size condoms... How do you do it?!

It is humiliating? Do you say fu** it and just do your sh** without caring?

Do you prefer to be attended to by a woman or a fellow man?

I just need to know...

Dear, whether it be small ,medium or large-sized condoms, gone are those days when men feel shy to walk into any shop to have their pick.. Nobody cares girl.

This is 2021.

BadRadio:
married to which Jesus, the one at manchester city football club or the one born by Mary in Bethlehem?

Take am easy bros , na baba God pikin be that o

ashybabs:
Seen

This one na chalet o

ifinger:
An idiat looking for entertainment

May I ask you a question?
What did I say to you that's making you abuse me like this?

Cos you have a phone and data or you think cos you are there and I'm here right?

Ok..

yemite100:
Dear Nairalanders
I just finish my OND,but I planned going for my HND but there is no helper that could help because my both parents are late, and it is just me and my other siblings and I just manage to have ND.
I planned to get a job so that I can save up little to start my HND.
I have search for job but could not get any, so i just got this opportunity and I want to seek your advice on which one I should go for
The bank Cleaner is 17k per month and I will spend #200 daily for transport, the petrol attendant is just few kilometer to where we stay and the basic salary is just 10,000,and #150 for feeding daily.
I am just a bit confused on which one I can choose.
Please no insult, I just need advice...
Thanks.

Well, to answer your question, as an OND holder i'd suggest you take the bank cleaning Job for a start. Banks prefer employing OND holders as Tellers and by that, you stand a chance of been absorbed into the system ...should that happen, (level done change be that o ). All you need do is to be of good behaviour and also keep ur eyes and ears wide open for information regarding recruitment in the branch, you may be lucky.

Remember, prayer is key.

Good luck bro.

Kenog4real:
Sex has been a serious issues these days. From married, single, divorced to just boyfriends and girlfriends. Even to the underage, it's something everyone want to have a taste of. I might not have link to back it up but with what I see online daily that's relating to sex, it's mainly about satisfying women. Not that there are no stuffs around for females to use also; but when I look around, all I see is how to last long in bed and it's all for men. From bigger, long, ticker & stronger D**k, to staying 2hours in bed

My questions now are,
Do men really get satisfied when they have sex the way women do?
Does orgasm always mean satisfaction for men?

And why is sex mainly center on satisfying women?


I've experienced few get uninterested once they orgasm not minding if the man is enjoying it or not. Some men might not even notice it. But it's happening.

Men want sex more.
Women love and enjoy sex the most.

Does that answers ur question?

ifinger:
Sorry oh u no who de fk ur own as u open mouth waaa baxtad

I don't abuse people on social media so have fun ok..

ifinger:
Sorry oh u no who de fk ur own as u open mouth waaa baxtad

You seem so pained on hearing the truth bro...

ifinger:
*It was a very weired scenario , it happened that I went on a study leave , resuming after 2yrs I met this lady who had just been employed in my office at first I was indifferent , cos new people are being recruited routinely! On one occasion she approach Ed me and introduce herself to me that we were actually in same department , wow I was glad cos I was the only one in the department, my taught was yes the work load will be reduced a little!
So we exchanged numbers , not up to two months later we started chatting and our chats switched from normal official work , to gossip then , it became sexual , at a point she told me any time we chat she was always dripping on herself, wow , I new she was married so I asked after her hubby she told me he works in another state ,
Well our friendship continued we both enjoyed the chat and everything ,on one occasion I told her I wanted to bang her she smiled and told me she only wanted me to suck her nipps !
I was like ok how are we going to do that she said in the office? Wow!
So I told her to come early the next day.
She came I was already waiting I locked the door behind us and quickly adjusted the curtain , then she rested on the wall I flipped her juggs out and sucked on them

We were at it for like 5minute,then she smiled and left, we continue d chatting,then I invited her to my house,, we picked a day ,and she came over , I banged her so well with lots of tongue action, I came twice on her, her vvj was dripping.

I gave her 10k just to show appreciation ,and we were both cool ,. however ,I discovered she became very possessive of me even in the office, I tried all I could to let her set a boundary for our own good ,but all fell on deaf ears ,I could not even talk to any lady again in the office she would become furious lol .
On one occasion she chatted me and insulted the hell out of me told me how weaked I was ignoring her,as if that was not enough the hooe said she was thinking of reporting me to her hubby !
At that juncture I smiled and told her to go ahead, truth was that I had my dik inside this lady the day she came over to my house and the hubby called asking were she was she lied she was on her way to d market! Even me self shock, I was like report me say I force u to come or u did not collect my 10k for the work wey u do?
Omo I just blocked the chat.
The next day she came over to say goodmorning sir me too I said good morning ma, and it has remained like that since then!

Brace up young man...another hunter will bleep ur wife too o.

Rugaria:
That's how it's done! Fire for fire!
This was the same way ritual killings were basically stopped and such killers chased away from igboland.
In few years time, the mkpûrû mmiri nonsense will be a thing of the past and everyone has played his part; churches, elders and youths alike.?
Contrast this with happenings in the skull mining republic where folks are busy supporting evil while hiding offenders , just to make sure their tribal "image" is protected. Skull mining has become a pandemic as a result ..., Evil triumphs.
I hope everyone concerned will learn one or two from this..

You make me laugh bro..
What ritual killings has stopped in igboland?

Truvelisback:
from her appearance, does she look like someone who will be dirty down there?

Your question just exposed you..

Pls never you get carried away by any Nigerian lady's physical appearance..so many of them are vectors of filth and diseases, beneath.
It's just the more you look, the less you see..

Know that and know peace.

Coded081:
Nice pix

Not me ,I don't fall for this at all..
Things aren't always the way they appear.

Only God knows what underneath that gown looks like

PrinceOfLagos:
This is Oni street, jimoh bus stop, akowonjo , Lagos. It is about 40minutes drive to Lagos Governor's office on a free way and 15 minutes drive to the local government secretariat.

This dirty water that has taken over the road of this street weren't caused by rain fall but very bad gutter channel . It has been like this for weeks and people live in this place. Children pass through this road to go to school.

Should the government wait till a very deadly disease break out before taking action??

Lagos is currently one of the worst place to live in

Lord have mercy.

This is what happens when there are no drainages as a result of inadequate town planning.

czarr:
Attention means everything to most women, most women would choose negative attention over respect any day anytime twice on a Tuesday.

When I hear guys telling girls things like dress decently and guys would respect you more, I laugh because they have no clue that women don't care all that about respect as much as they care about attention , they are looking at women from the lens of a man, because to a man respect is everything.

A man feels loved by a woman when she respects him, a woman feels loved by a man that gives her attention, that is the major difference between men and women. Most women would prefer to be called an attention seeking slvt! than not be noticed at all.

As long as woman has an audience, she is capable of doing the most shameful stuff, if it would keep their attention glued to her... Attention is addictive to women, more addictive than mkpurumiri.

Word!

Ashawosboifrien:
Not up to 5 mins after she came my friend from the office called that his coming. He has been around for two hours now and the girl is telling me she want to go. Oga just sitdon I stop gisting with him but he no still get the message. What do I do

Are you and ur friend children?
Can't you signal him to give you space?
Better still , be vocal with him smartly.

Jesus!
All this indomie generation boys sef..

Masterlover:
If You Don’t Talk To Girls Girls In “This Way”, They Will Never Like You

Now grab your phone, if possible get it close to your eyes if it’s going to help make what I am about to show you right here and now to sink in.

This one secret of talking to girls that I am about to show you will make girls laughing and practically throwing themselves at you. As in, it will make girls love to be around you till it starts looking like you use jaz or something.

i‘m sure this startegy works because I use it too to do magic to girl’s head – like, I have been using it for over 8 years and it NEVER fails, also, thousands who have laid hands on my book have also strongly given feedbacks that this strategy works. The prettier a girl is and the more classy she is the more likely it is that these secrets will work on her.

With that out of the way – let’s break this down.

This strategy I have been (how I go take put am sef), this strategy I have been hyping here actually has a name – I call it THE JONSE-HUMOUR-SHOCK method

If you want to turn a girl from just a friend to a girl who would practically beg to kiss, what you need is to learn how to communicate with them in this way.

JONSE-HUMOR-SHOCK

I learnt this strategy from a friend back in the university and it works like magic, it's almost scary sometimes.

Here is the principle behind this strategy: Girls are accustomed to guys who try to impress them but when a guy comes up and doesn't try to impress her but instead, jonses her in a funny way she sits up and take notice.

Now think back to that ladies' man you know, that guy that has girls flocking around him. Have you ever gone close to hear how he talks to those girls?

How he doesn't try to be a gentleman around them.
How he is blunt with them.
How he is always jonsing them.

Now, don't get this concept wrong - don't be harsh to women and say bad things to them, that's not what I'm saying.

Instead of saying; "Your hair looks awful".

Say; "Hey, is that the size of your head or is that wig three times bigger than my own head".

Then smile.

The strategy is not to insult her, but to jonse her in such a way that she realizes you don't seem to be under her spell like other guys are.

I have had a very pretty girl ask me out after I kept on telling her that she is too fair for my liking because she reminds me of my granny who I didn't like.


I always made her see I was joking, I wasn't all mean and straight faced but because I said it showed her I wasn't freaked of her looks like other guys.

She would hit me and be like; "you are comparing me to your grandmother. Is she even fine as I am"

Then I will be like; "Before? She, you and smiggle in lords of the ring look alike"

Then I will smile.

One day I told her I can't date her because, even though she was fine, I wasn't attracted to her.

The next day she kissed me.

The more pretty a girl looks the more Jonse-humor-shock will work on her. These types of girls have been so worshiped by guys, so when a guy who doesn't worship them comes along they struggle to impress those guys. That's why you will call this girls fifty times and they won't even call you for once. Instead, they will call one guy who doesn't even look that fine.

Have you noticed how silly in love pretty girl act when they like a guy. And still, that guy don't take them seriously.

If showering praises and compliments on girls makes them fall in love then everybody will have girls chasing after them.

One thing about using this strategy is that it can also make a girl sexually interested in you, as in, using this strategy in a certain way can make a girl want to have sex with you real bad.

I covered exactly how to use the jonse-humour-shock method to make any girl see you as someone she wants to sleep with in my E-book; unlocking the attraction code (See my profile for number to call or the link to get the E-book).

Not everybody who calls will be allowed to get the book, so if my PA refuses to send you details on how to buy the book, please don't feel offended. pirates have really done "strong things" to us and this has made us careful of who we sell the e-book to.

BONUS: Just for buying the book, I will PERSONALLY call you up with my personal number, listen to your problems in relation with girls and give you a 14000 naira worth of practical advice on how to tackle it – TOTALLY FREE

TO get the book, call my PA with the number on profile before 4 pm today. If you pass the voice test details on how to get the book will be sent to you.

My fingers don dey pain me, to be continued abeg...always check up on this thread for more.

Nice one bro but this ur hypothesis 'may' only work in a society were ladies understand sarcasm which of course goes with having a good sense of humor , not in Nigeria where we have dumb girls everywhere.

VOsimhen144:
Sometimes I wish I had small prick. I'm a 200L accounting student in uniben. I'm still a virgin .

I stay off camp. So was in a bus on my way to school and I met this beautiful and busty babe that sat beside me....omo, her breast big like pineapple kon soft like agege bread..."Now I don understand wetin mayorkun see for agege bread" ...She just dey rest the breast for my hand as if my hand na life support to hold the breast well. Na so my big joystick begin rise like morning rising sun. I was suppose to stop at school gate, but I couldn't becus my joystick wanted to disgrace me. I had to stop at the next bus stop and take a bike back to school gate.

On getting to school gate. I saw two of my female course mate with big soft ass inside shuttle bus heading to our department. I wanted to dodge them and enter the next turn, but they shouted victor there's a sit remaining here... Omo, in my mind I said "my village people don catch me today"
So I entered oh, my big joystick started misbehaving again. I just placed my cross bag on it.

The shuttle stopped at our dep. and was heading to another dep. to drop some students but I couldn't come down because of my big joystick...."The girls were like Victor you don change department?" I said I'm coming I wanna see a friend in engineering dep.

My village people wanted to strike but they shall not prevail. I have to trek from engineering dep. back to my dep.

Please Guys with experience how do I make my BIG prick co-operation.

The way ur Jon champion charges up the moment you see anything makes me doubt you are a virgin.

shogsman:
You're right penguin was a bad motherfucker

I tell you bro

Sirlancelot:
I have to squeeze my way through as the venue is a rural area in Kaduna .It is just by the Grace.Rhere is no known Transport company working that time and I have to hire car from lagos to kaduna. I thank God anyway as it really worth it.

Wow

FreeStuffsNG:
Talk to her. If she persists, report her to her parents and if it continues, put her in boarding school.

I think I also buy this idea bro..
Nice one.