Sonnobax15: Mennnnnnnn,when she's fair,has small kobo leg,then the boobs must be standing at ease and must be very succulent...Must be tall
Las las,she must get sense
Imagine say you as a guyman dey stroll for road with your Banny and every other guymen cor dey eye her . When you reach house that day,just begin draw map on how you go take lash her get Belle ASAP
A friend of mine who resides in Lagos recently narrated his close-shave experience in a human body parts market.
He was trying to get some school stuff for his children before the schools reopened, and had contacted his customer for this purpose.
On his way to the market, somewhere in Lekki area according to him, while trying to locate his customer, he entered into a street thinking he was heading in the right direction, but he noticed that once he stepped into that street, he started feeling really awkward and was no longer his usual self. And as he continued walking down, someone came to him and asked him which one he wanted, but he couldn't understand what the person meant, however he replied that he was there to meet somebody.
Another guy walked up to him and asked him a similar question, but this time was more descriptive, however he couldn't still grasp fully what was going on and still told him the same thing, that he was there to see a friend.
It was after the next person came and I think asked him if it was the eye or ear he wanted, that it then dawned on him that he had actually stepped into a forbidden zone in the market where they sold human body parts!
It now began to make sense the awkward feeling he began having immediately after stepping into that zone, so it was now for him to figure out how to get himself out of the zone before they noticed that he was actually a stranger who missed his way, and not a human parts costumer as they had assumed him to be.
So he tried using phone calls made to his friend to confuse them, but he said that as he was making his way back, they were yet watching him closely to figure out who he was and what he was really about.
That was how he managed and then finally got himself to the end of the street, and it was only after he stepped out of it, that he said, he immediately got back himself.
After finally locating his friend, his worst fears were confirmed. He was told that he was very lucky to have gotten out of that street alive, because for strangers who mistakingly step into that zone, that's usually their last... They would be forcefully taken and butchered without much fuzz, and their body parts would be added to the ones already there for sale.
The human body parts market was called "Jankara", and my friend kept saying that it was only God who saved him otherwise he would have become history.
For those who still doubt the existence of such human body parts markets in reality, I hope it doesn't happen to you first before you believe, because the days are really evil and the hearts of men are desperately wicked.
Thank God my friend was fortunate to have made it out alive but not many live to tell their own story.
Here's the video of someone else's who was fortunate to make it out alive from another dreadful place, somewhere in Rivers State where human body parts were being sold.
ibro1010: HOW SCHOOL BOYS USED TO WRITE LETTERS TO GIRLS IN THE 80s and 90s Read love grammar below:-
Community high school P.O. BOX 203 IBADAN 21st March 1998.
Dear �����,
Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health there. I am also parambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.
Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.
Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.
Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.
Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.
By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.
Empirically speaking, I love u chemically... I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your angelic live portrait. Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart, with indelible ink. If any boy tries to ask for your companionship, tell him that u are leased and caveated.
I think I have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization. But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your catarrh is my butter, your piss is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me.
Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them.
Goodbye for now.
Your slave in ����
Life was sweet then cos we didn't know much.. Now, too much knowledge and the internet has killed things.
victooman: honestly her character is superb, bro, l know she feel something for me, the penetration is just an assurance to me since she is not a virgin
Beebah2000: This generation way men dey fúck anything way wear skirt
Is this even possible??
Listen dear, let's not overflog this subject.. Yes, it's true that promiscuity is rampant in men as it is amongst women these day but trust me when I say "there are men and there are men"
victooman: There is this girl l am presently dating now ,she have all the qualities l need in a woman, respectful , intelligent , industrious and have a good character, she seems to love me too, from her actions, The major problem l am having with this girl is that she allows me romance, finge her and give me the best blow jobs of my life, but to penetrate her for full sex is a big problem, she wont let me penetrate her, l have gotten angry and try to avoid her severally but she always comes back to me each an Everytime we quarrels, she told me is a resolution she had, after been in a sexual relationship with her ex not to go into it again. Honestly l dont trust girls , so l have taken my time to observe if she is meeting with any man and there is no evidence, she have given me the password to her phones and social media, and we live in the same lodge ,(both of us are corpers serving in the same school) is lack of penetration enough reason for me to conclude that this girl is not inlove with me,? is she playing any games with me , please my seniors help me abeg.
You are lucky she has the above mentioned qualities..thats hard to find these days, u know? If you really love her like you claim , sex would be the last of ur worries, trust me; except you are just deceiving urself. It's a good thing she loves you too and For me, i'd suggest you respect her decision, love, care for her and be that gentle man she never had in her life and perhaps one day she will begin to feel safe with you.
Newsmic: APGA candidate for the forthcoming Anambra State gubernatorial election, Professor Charles Soludo and his campaign team visited a local market in Anambra State where he patronized some food sellers while interacting with them, IgbereTV reports.
This is what happened. A friend of mine who is like a brother to me and has impacted my life positively in every way bought a new car. We work together and live in the same neighborhood so we go-to work together.
It happens that I do sit in front with him always while the third guy stays at the back. So today, on our way back from work, the wife called for him to come pick her and when we got close and stuck in traffic, I decided to vacate the front seat and move to join the other guy at the back but while trying to go my friend was like guy where u dey go... I say I wan create space for Iyawo and he was like Wetin dey worry u, sit down jor but I insisted and went to the back.
So when we beat the traffic and picked up the wife she was like why is the front seat vacant and my friend said... He left the seat for u... The wife was like, please its wrong, that I shouldn't have left.
I was like its your space and I felt it was the right thing to do, to join my other guy at the back before we get to you.
People was I wrong to have vacated the seat?
Not because her name was written on the seat or because you wanted to impress anyone but because that was the proper thing to do.
You deserve a handshake bro.. Trust me, you did the right thing.
Depressed101: Communal clash, just got first hand update on this, that the girl and her parents went to farm as usual, and they were attacked by their neighboring clan over land issue, they shot at the parents but it didn't penetrate, so they took off and left behind their child who wasn't able to escape the wrat of this evil people.. This fight has been going on for decades, they pause and resume at will, they've even turned it to body part business....
May they meet their waterloo soon
Hearing this makes my heart bleed more.. Everyone fled and no one could save her.. Poor girl
Sixsigmahub: An unidentified girl said to be about 15 years old has been reportedly murdered by unknown assailants in Ukwuani Local Government Area of Delta state, Siggy reveals.
It was revealed that the body of the young girl with her hands chopped off at the wrist, was discovered in a bush around Aragba Umuebu axis of Ukwuani on Tuesday, September 7.
Details of the incident are still sketchy at the time of this report but one Dr. Peter Esegbue, who shared the photo on Facebook said that there is palpable tension in Ukwuani in the wake of the brutal murder.
OyigboUpdate: This is the link to the Facebook page. As usual they'll deny. Maybe I created the 100s Facebook account and created the 8000 account to like just for this nairaland post that might not exceed 2-3 thousand views.
OyigboUpdate: IPOBS will always attack me that why don't I talk about the bandits in the North as I always report ill about them. Well this is the pizza you ordered for. The soldiers proactiveness was so much Femi Fani Kayode had to admit it.
The video will be uploaded on my Google drive soon. Below are the graphic pictures of the pampering in Zamfara state Nigeria
Ain't no love from the Nigerian military o Omo na RPG them use on that first guy? Bleeping gory, man.
Jumpingdque: I am Dr. Chijioke Chukwuemeka Anthony, a native of a Enugu State and a member of Nigeria NMA, NDA and MDCN, Trained in University of PORTHARCOURT and completed my Housemanship at University of Calabar Teaching Hospital.
I am Married to my wife DESSERAE BRANTLEY SHANAE, A citizen of the United State and groom Texas. We got married in the Year 2018 and we were happy until People who are jealous of the union started snitching on me. Both friends and classmate who are sheep's in wolf clothing started displaying stupid. Lied Against me just to make things up and make my wife leave in the Marriage since she is an American.
The one that hurt the most is that MY FRIEND, CLASSMATE, TEAMMATE OF 8YEARS, DR. GEORGE OZUZU DAVIDSON a.k.a MAJOR WENT as far as inviting my wife over to Nigeria, where both of them spents days in ABUJA and had severals of marathon sex, my wife and this guy had the gut to even upload the video on social media just to HUMILIATE me.
This is a guy that I have been a friend to for several years, my teammate and classmate even a friend. It hurts so bad.
I put this up because I want Nigerians to call on MEDICAL AND DENTAL COUNCIL OF NIGERIA TO TAKE THE NECESSARY ACTIONS AND BRING HIM TO BOOK. We tooth the same OATH, THE SAME DAY, WHERE WE VOWED THAT OUR COLLEAGUE SHALL BE OUR BROTHER. So therefore he should be dealt with accordingly. Attached here are the evidence of my Legal Marriage with my Wife and the photos of her visit to Nigeria on the New Year without my consent to sleep with my friend and Classmate Dr. George Ozuzu Davidson.
'Bring him to book' kee!...him thief? Oga I'm sorry but this isn't a criminal case, neither is it a rape case, they both had mutual sex..so I suggest you call out your supposed wife and friend and sort this out without the ears and eyes of the public.. Washing ur linen here won't help you.
nyanasonnet: In today's latest Npower news - We will be discussing the effect of late enrollment by a Npower Volunteer to his or her Place of Primary Assignment PPA after deployment. This is very important for all deployed Npower Batch C beneficiaries because it will help you to know how to avoid disqualification and late payment of stipends. So read on! Read also Npower Set Date For Batch C Physical
Verification What we meant by late PPA enrollment is simply a situation whereby a deployed Npower beneficiaries refused to complete his or her deployment process on time. The deployment process of a Npower Volunteer starts from physical verification, the printing of deployment letter, reporting at PPA for acceptance letter signing by personnel at your PPA, and finally uploading your signed acceptance letter on the nasims portal dashboard. All these are the process that complete the deployment process. There are however a negative effect should a volunteer refuse to meet up with this exercise. The effect are as followed:
Npower Deployment - The Effect Of Late PPA Enrollment 1. Failure for a Npower Volunteer to meet up with completion of deployment exercise at the stipulated period of the exercise may lead to incomplete stipends payment. That is, a volunteer may likely begin to get an allowance base on the month of enrollment. If your month of enrollment is October 2021, your stipends will likely begin in that month.
2. Failure to complete your enrollment exercise can lead to disqualification. You might be replaced because many other applicants are waiting on the list so endeavor to complete your deployment exercise.
This analysis was based on what the previous Batches went through during their enrollment exercise. Since the batch C Programme has new management, they might handle the enrollment exercise differently though.
So as a Npower batch C beneficiary, make sure you follow the deployment exercise to the letter to avoid any of the listed things above.
Omo, effects of late enrollment shouldn't suffice when the website is a shit site. Let's relax abeg.
T0T0fucker: sorry for my english.but I can't just help it. i come from a family that loves eating Akamu and akara every morning, so the lady that'used to do in our streets we noticed hers it's not peppering enough, it tasteless.
until this year february my mom came across a woman that sells in another street.the first time she bought it the aroma of the Akara was nice, and when we finally ate it..it was good.until it became a habits.
sometimes my mom goes to this woman selling point, Akara has finished around 8,o clock am. we later noticed this woman does the quantity of the Akara small.. like she has a limit, she was told to sell everyday, and she can't do pass that. she doesn't sell pass 7 to 8am. she doesn't sell on Wednesday
but what got us surprised today is when I went there to buy over 40 people where waiting for This woman Akara. and more still coming. I had to wait for an hour plus to reach my turn
some are even begging her to give them 100naira own she's said it's finished already, meaning the ones in the fire has already been paid for.
I feel this is not normal, I managed to buy 200naira own because of my mom. but I just can't help to think.
does this woman use juju.
lalasticlala, mynd44, seun
Lol..this reminds me of that styl plus song (iya basira) Well, in most cases, I think it's just God's favour that we can't explain.
NGpatriot: The only way this is bad news is if Tinubu or whatever he's going through won't let you put food on the table or preventing you from obtaining your nest bowl of akpu..
Expresswriter: As a tall handsome guy I am used to attracting attention from ladies.
But lately, I am no longer finding it funny.
Man must not live by kpekus alone.
There's more to life than sex.
The problem now is most of them that come to me don't come because they love me but because I am tall and handsome.
They just like the company.
I want someone who will love me for me not for what they will get from me.
And if you're wondering, MONEY is not a problem to me.
Put me in your prayers, friends.
But to all my fellow handsome guys how do you cope with all the female attention?
Don't tell me you knack them because that's not what I'm looking for.
Companionship is more relevant to me than sex. I am not growing any younger even though I'm still young.
Man, it's a huge struggle o The regular Nigerian girl assumes every good looking guy has more than one sexual partner, an assumption the society has put in their heads which i really don't blame them for. Regarding sex, for me i sometimes feel it's a test or trap, hence I get so bloody skeptical about the whole escapade.
PriceNow: Please nairalanders, both male & female i need a little advice.
Inasmuch as i don't like disclosing my relationship problems to anyone, sometimes i have to let it out cos my personal judgement might not be entirely right so i seek your advice.
I have been dating this girl for 3 months now and i noticed she's an introverted person. But what bothers me is that i feel like am ignored in the relationship cos she has only called me once. i have confronted her before concerning this but she said it's very difficult for her to call anybody.
I have asked her if she has another boyfriend she said no, just that her ex is still disturbing her.
i really don't know what to do cos i feel like i'm the only one taking the whole thing seriously, like if i stop dragging this relationship it will just die off and i'm now tired already. I have asked her for a breakup before explaining my predicament but she was very sad at it so we made up. I myself I am an introvert too so i don't know how this will work out.
This is the issues i'm having with her apart from that we are happy more than we're sad and this is the only i have dated and wished to marry cos she's different. Please talk to me honestly.
Communication is the most essential ingredient for any relationship to thrive..sometimes one may think he or she is in a relationship when the feeling isn't even close to been mutual..if your girl friend in this case doesn't keep in touch or doesn't reciprocate the gesture, then her heart perhaps lies elsewhere and you are as good as single. Do the math bro and free urself.
habsydiamond: Shameless show and shameless participants.... The worst part is that, these people are some people's role models ooo
Not just that..some idiots who call themselves fans will still donate, buy houses and cars for these same shameless human beings. Honestly, this generation has lost it.
thebosstrevor1: The religion the Southern Nigeria was practicing before the Christian jihadists from western nations came was the African traditional religion. When a child was born in the South, the child is born into a traditionalist home, at the end, he or she becomes a traditionalists, the religion of their family. This religion has its closeness to nature,the protection of the environment, respect for hierarchy and other traditions, the religion was not perfect but it helped in bringing harmony to their society.
Then the Christian jihadists from Europe came, at first, they sent their christian missionaries and explorers to come spy, after that they sent in traders, the traders acted on the spy note sent by the missionaries and explorers.
With trading, the Christian jihadists saw that they could colonize the natives, so they sent in administrators and soldiers for control, in the name of creating a trading route.
The jihadists started their work, Christian schools and churches were built and people forced into them, if the kings disagree, they either kill the kings through Rivalries or remove him and give his throne to an entire new family.
The natives were taught English in the Christian schools which made them get ready for the Christian church which was closeby, the Christian jihadists, forecefully destroyed shrines, arrested herbalists and made laws that stopped them from being useful.
What happened next? They started a massive war and propaganda campaign, join the Christian church and receive recognition or be isolated, kings in the south because of fear of being isolated and of superior guns joined the church and encouraged their people to join, the bible became a propaganda book, the Christian jihadists translated the bible to local languages and then used African traditional gods as the antagonists in the newly translated bible, this created fear of the African religion among the natives and made them run to the Christian church. The Christian population started growing, funds from christian nations started pouring into southern Nigeria to propogate and spread christianity by all means, schools, dispensaries were built, clothes were given, hoes, cutlass for farming were given all to attract them to come to ocme back to the church,some natives revolted but the power of the jihadists gun subdue them and made them loyal.
Today, we have lot of forcefully Converted Christians who grudgingly obey their Christian gods, they don't read the bible, neither do they practice what is written in the bible, in the morning, they go to church, at night , they go to the shrines for power.
True chrislikeness is never associated with the word 'Jihad'...pls take note.
samuelson06: I'm sorry but usually I write or talk to people from my heart. I talked to the OP that way because of how he painted the situation and I was trying to chide him not to look helpless when he has all it takes for him to succeed.
There's a general belief in Nigeria that you must work for the government or some big organization before you can succeed. This is not true. You can earn far more than you need a month genuinely.
samuelson06: I wonder the magic you want to do in Nigeria if it's not all about learning a skill. You didn't ask about the type of skill but condemning it totally. Well, it's about learning a skill and then ask for God's grace.
God's grace can never work without your own effort. What work does for you is to help you bring God's attention to your endeavor because God himself says no food for lazy man. So if you work hard and you can't still pull through, it's either what you are doing isn't what can take you there or you are not sincere with the struggle.
Don't ever write off learning a skill, especially with the battered naira else people like me would have relocated to the village years ago.
I still stand by my words that npower is common and nobody should be so happy and fulfilled about it. Some days, I make more than that 30k in a day and other times 20k on average per day. How? Skill + God's grace. So whoever is waiting for the government or some company to employ them for peanut is free to do so.
Bros, pls you might want to go back and read again..carefully this time. I never wrote off learning a skill. It was you who bad-mouthed someone else, and that's not cool.
samuelson06: If you can't wait or move on if you've not been deployed then kill yourself. Stop behaving like a child. nPower isn't going to solve your problems. Go a learn a skill.
I hear people deceiving themselves with this 'learning a skill' line and making others feel less of themselves or as though they are missing out on something..then money starts pouring from heaven the moment you do... Don't get me wrong, learning a skill is great but I also know a lot of guys that have and are still learning skill today but all they do is beg and live from hand to mouth..Oga, so it's not just about learning a skill o, it's the grace of God my brother and so it is in all other area of endeavour.
You never know what that 'common npower' programme can do in his life.
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. When you reach house that day,just begin draw map on how you go take lash her get Belle ASAP 
