Vinnie2000: Topic! One time Popular comedian Emeka Smith said in his poverty days, he so much liked Oil beans and Bread..
And when he became a Millionaire and his female Cook presented d Menu for the day n asked for his choice, he found himself still saying.. BEANS and BREAD..
So Guys, If you are a BILLIONAIRE, Tell us the Kpako (average) meal you will still Eat!..i.e you cannot do without..
E.g *Bread and Coke *Beans and garri.. *Garri and palm oil. *Tapioca (kpokpogari) *Madiga.. *Shelled (broken) Groundnuts *Oil Rice.. Etc..
MINE IS: Bread and Groundnuts..Even as Dangote, I will use pattern to chop am..
What's yours?
First, what's ur definition of an 'average meal' cos everything you've mentioned aren't average meals to me. I think the problem is, sometimes we forget we are Nigerians.. Whether you are a low ,middle or high class individual , those things you listed up there are some our staple foods in this part of the world..
Musiccover: Now this is my own problem . Wehn ever I masturbate I get money luck. Let me explain better , I do a particular hustle that pays on a daily . If I didn't masturbate for at least a week, it won't pay enough and I get dry financially but love and friends plus including attention all over. But broke to zero Kobo . Them if I finally masturbate , moneys comes in , might be in hundreds or thousands. My hustle tends to start paying immediately. But I will start feeling low self-esteem , as in inferior. I start hating my self , everything about me start irritating me . Friends tends to distancing from me and love disappears. But the money will there . How can I have money and not happy So I hate this masturbation . . Please what should I do . Is there a remedy ?
Musiccover: Now this is my own problem . Wehn ever I masturbate I get money luck. Let me explain better , I do a particular hustle that pays on a daily . If I didn't masturbate for at least a week, it won't pay enough and I get dry financially but love and friends plus including attention all over. But broke to zero Kobo . Them if I finally masturbate , moneys comes in , might be in hundreds or thousands. My hustle tends to start paying immediately. But I will start feeling low self-esteem , as in inferior. I start hating my self , everything about me start irritating me . Friends tends to distancing from me and love disappears. But the money will there . How can I have money and not happy So I hate this masturbation . . Please what should I do . Is there a remedy ?
JackDaAlienz: Im Igbo but recently I have been falling in love with an Hausa girl. She is shy tho, but she shows heavy signs that she likes me.
First thing i need to know is that can a Christian date a Muslim hausa girl? Secondly, do Hausa girls have high sex drive because I want to get very intimate with her. She covers hair and wear modest dress. But I imagine doing all kind of sex styles on her. Should I go ahead or die the matter
Hausa Muslims aren't as radical and rigid as the Fulani Muslims but one thing I know for sure is , it will be tough for you.
umahi88: It is no longer news that fans bought a duplex for BBNaija Ozo as a birthday gift. The house looks so cool. It also befits the standard Ozo has created for himself ever since the BBNaija Reality Show Season 6 ended.
One thing I like about the house is the interior. The bathroom, wardrobe, and kitchen are all made of white material. There is no doubt that the BBNaija star will enjoy the comfort of the apartment to the maximum.
allsaint2000: A woman has allegedly committed suicide in Benin City, the Edo State capital.
The incident happened in an uncompleted building around Idokpa Community near the Benin by-pass.
According to reports, the middle-gae woman took her life at mid-night as her body was found dangling in the uncompleted building in the early hours of today, 5th July 2021.
Efe42: Hello guys please I need any recommend meds or anything to long enough in bed its quite annoying because I don't last long please I need advice..
Take lots of fruits especially ginger and garlic. Also,engaging in cardio exercises like squats, swimming, as it will help in building ur endurance and stamina.
This comes after school children became targets by bandits, with many school children still in the custody of kidnappers after they were taken from their schools.
So it had to get to a point in Nigeria where innocent children are accompanied by soldiers to school?...a point where their basic and fundamental right as kids are taken from them? Tears in my eyes..chai!
NgoziLovelyn: How I taught a desperate Yahoo guy a lesson he will never forget
This story is so paramount that I share it. It's looking as if almost every Nigerian youth is into one fraud or the other. We understand the economy is not helping matters, but must they all join Yahoo yahoo? And because majority are joining the illegitimate business, they are now engaging in all sort of dirty and evil dealings just to beat up with the competition. This desperate Yahoo guy thought he can mess with the destiny of every girl he sees, but he doesn't know that, there are some meat that are very hard to chew. My name is Linda Ebo and this is my story of how I taught a Yahoo guy a very peppery lesson he will never forget. Read the full story from Ngozilovelyn.com
No6ody: Your Redpill is making you reason abnormally! Stupid stuffs everywhere. I saw it on Nairaland, how they were objectifying women, you guys are stupid, women are humans also, they aren't Objects! Anyone who objectifies women is stupid, not a Redpiller... I'm tired of this your mentality! Yes, I'm a guy, but I don't support rubbish mentality.
No mind the senseless things..every tom dick and harry now claim the redpill on social media..for your info, real niggaz don't talk.
TheGidRedpiller: What you need right now is a very bitter experience. And i hope you get one actually, because its for your own good. As far as you accept the redpill along the run then thats fine with me because this is the light and i want every man i administer it to be wise enough to accept!
How many bitter experiences have you had? I doubt you've had any, maybe just petty issues...Bros, you are not talking to a kid..some of my experiences you may not even like to hear,Call it redpill or bluepill but pls Don't let Mrs A suffer for Mrs B's shortcomings.
Ignorant.. You make me laugh, really. Let's not overflog this subject pls ..we all belong to diverse schools of thought bro and this is yours, you can't force me into buying it.
Mihaug: ABUJA! JUNGLE JUSTICE AND YOUNG MAN IN SEARCH FOR JOB A CALL FOR JUSTICE FOR Emmanuel Christopher. A graduate of Pure and Applied Chemistry from the Niger Delta University now residing in Abuja Nigeria, was almost beaten to death by the actions of a young Hausa man.
HOW IT STARTED It was a sunny morning, on Tuesday 27th July 2021,Emmanuel Christopher took a cab from his residence and went straight to PEAK INTEGRATED WELLNESS CENTRE, MABUCHI DISTRICT, along GITTO, after ZEUS PARADISE HOTEL, where he was scheduled for a job interview. After the job interview and being new in that particular area, he asked a lanky looking black guy, whose accent gave him away as Hausa, for directions. The guy pointed him towards where he'll board a vehicle. Emma crossed over to where he'll get a vehicle and was on call waiting for a cab to come along and the fraction of a millisecond too small. The lanky guy who had given him directions rushed towards him and started landing him blow after blow while screaming to the general public that the young man had taken his penis! Instantly the mob assembled, those with planks and those with stones, those with what ever type of weapon they could carry, they started hitting him, no one wanted to hear but he managed to scream as loud as his vocal cords could carry, "i did not do it, i only came for a job interview at that organization over there". How it happened was a mystery and the next things he was the gate of the firm he had just left to seek for a job, even at that point he was still brutalized by aggrieved individuals. The management of the firm was called and asked to confirm if he had indeed been there for an interview. They confirmed, but even their confirmation was not enough, those who threw stones will still occasionally throw while the management queried them to stop, pleading with them to take him to a police station instead of the jungle justice they were meeting on him, but no one wanted to hear. They were already assembling their usual way of burning people by bringing put tire and everything they needed for the wickedness which they were already perpetrating. The boys father appeared from nowhere and asked them to set Emma free that he was innocent, even till that moment the people refused. At this point attention was then given to the boy, after Emma had been beaten and sustained serious and life threatening injuries. He was asked how he knew he had lost his manhood, he was asked if Emma touched him. He said he felt something go inside of him and that Emma had not touched him, so they took him to a brothel to probably test run his manhood while those with planks, stones, tire and petrol guarded Emma waiting to put him to death. Few moments later, the boy appeared with the people that went with him, smiling as though nothing had happened. Meanwhile the management of the organization had already informed the Police and just moments after the boy appeared, they were both handed to the Police. This incident occurred on Tuesday the 27th of July 2021 and the boy was released 28 July 2021. We call on all relevant authorities to investigate this issue and allow the law to take its course. The life of every Nigerian is precious and no one has the right to pull such an expensive joke on another. If he had died, we would have lost a young graduate who did nothing wrong but waking up in the morning, taking his bath and went for a job interview.
This brings back memory of the Aluu four that were brutally murdered by villagers. Jungle justice is not just a crime, it is the hallmark of a society that has lost its moral compass. We call on all relevant authorities to investigate the issue at hand, bring the culprits to justice and compensate the young man for the ordeal he was meant to face that horrible Tuesday morning. He was not a thief, he was not a murderer, he was just a young man who had served his father's land and was looking for a job to survive. He did not deserve any of this.
The accuser goes by the name ismaila, and there are unconfirmed reports of him being released already from mabuchi police station.
We need justice for EMMANUEL CHRISTOPHER
Mods please help this post locate the daylight of FP CC: Seun, Mynd44, Lalasticlala
TheGidRedpiller: I love the fact that you typed this and pointed out the basis of romantic relationships. Now pls answer this question: In Today's World, How Many Men Benefit Adversely From Their Feminine Spouces Pls do not mention S£x, Children and Marriage. Those are mutual benefits.
You may be shocked to find out the number of men that still do..
Women crave attention like todlers crave sweets. The more you give it to them the more they use you to step up their games. 80% of women at the top all have multiple men holding her ladder while she climbed. How did she get those men in the first place By getting their ATTENTION!!
The reason any girl is able to manipulate any man to her will is because she noticed his unrelenting attention towards her. ATTENTION is the foundation of a woman's movement around any man!
If all men can work together and quench that thirst, we would literally watch great women collapse to the ground with a very loud thud! If men stop liking the photos of women on social media we would be suprised at how many followers Nicky Minaj actually has
Women completely thrive on men, no woman can be a self made woman as long as its still the same process they follow, don't let them lie to you!! ATTENTION! ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!!! #QuenchTheThirst
TRP IS GOLDEN!!
Enough of ur redpill gospel...like it or not, the male /female relationship was designed to be a symbiotic one...We can't do without each other. God made it so my brother, so don't muscle it.
Jollos: Some people with the change in their pocket think others doing job they see as menial are nobody. In my own case, I work in bank for decade and decided to resign after have set up my dream biz that worth millions. I have a house of my own. During all my stay in Lagos I only know that straight road from ikorodu to CMS. So after I resign I decided I will do Uber for one year so I can be familiar with everywhere in Lagos. Those days were tough for me. Those I knew i can feed them and their families will enter my car and be forming, most of the time those small small girls will be looking at u like nobody. I will just shake my head and said to myself this one na idiot too. Most time when I tell my wife she will tell me to quit but I no have seen worse than that in bank.
All Uber driver u meet may not be broke as u think. Some are like me
You just nailed it..thats exactly what I tried making him understand.
Pumpumking: Uber? Wot the hell,? Can u toast a halfcast babe an tell her I doing Uber?? Bro truss me..she will slap your face with anger...and then re-slap your face again wit double back hand!!
Must you toast a half caste? That's another problem with we guys... You no get money you want go toast half-caste. That's when you invite the insults bro. Let's learn to be real and put our hand only where it will reach.
Pumpumking: Really, so you expect to pull a babe by telling her U a proud Uba driver ...abi?? Bro do u no she can slap your face just for ever daring toasting her? If you can afford suit sir then why on earth are u talking to women for? Are u telling me u meet a babe and tell her u a Uba driver? Bro, she will slap your face so had your eye ball will change to contact lensing!! (no oofense)
You don't get it bro...most bankers, white collar guys you see wearing suit are broke.. If you are an Uber driver all you need do is have a good command of English, a good dress sense and make sure your car is always neat..trust me, When one girl snubs you , others will come after you so long you have the money to spend cos in the end, it still bores down to your money. So my brother, there is absolutely nothing wrong in been an Uber driver...if you want to be successful and relevant in this country , you must swallow your pride. Don't allow the social media influence you with rubbish and fake lifestyles that don't even exist. Thanks.
Iziduhjoseph5: A 22 year old nigerian student of AAU Ambrose Alli University submitted his assignment and everyone was stunned to see the intricate handwriting.
Pumpumking: Seriously?? Anyways although I drive a 2019 range rover with Stiterio alloys weels & I leave in expensive area & I eat expensive foods & I were nice design er cloth.. money ain't everything (real talk). So ladies, would u date a Uber driver/ taxi driver... especially when he have the ordersity to toast you? ..Please be honest
That's the problem with young folks in Nigeria today 'pride'...whats wrong with an Uber driver? Ladies think say na by wearing starched shirt and suit.
colorsofrainbow: Back in 2017,this is the same man who was glorified for arresting Evans. I'm sure Evans wired some dollars to his account too. Criminally glorified cop Abba Kyari He called Evans a "criminal" which he is also.
Buhari should better release this criminal to FBI the way he released Evans to the authorities. I know one mod here who hates the TRUTH will come for this thread...
Kuriosmynd: A woman can get sex quite easily than guys, especially for guys who don't like prostitutes. . And to be frank with myself, I realise I have lost motivation to pursue my interests while also fixated on my long spell without sex. . I feel it's not normal, and it has impacted on my self image, even though I'm quite smart, outspoken and good looking in my early 30s. . I don't like prostitutes or masturbation, and the time and energy it takes to bed a woman from the street put me off, cos of the pretence and all. I'm of the opinion that if I like a woman and she can't give me sex, then there's no need tagging along for relationship cos from my experience, I usually lose in that hard to fvck game. . The question is, can this lack of sex or relationship be the cause for my low zeal and lack energy in many areas of my life? . But I know I need sex from someone who will also reciprocate the emotions. Laying with Prostitutes is sort of disgusting and doesn't align with my personal value at all. Just confused. I will appreciate honest comments.
It's all in the mind... configure it properly, channel those thoughts and energy into other things and you'd see it's quite easy to stay without it for a long while.
stephenduru: Residents of Orlu in Imo State woke up to the shock of their lives when they saw the heads of two men beheaded and placed on a table at the junction of Orie Okporo. A resident of the area who was interviewed by Trezzy Helm reporter said that it is unclear who beheaded the two men. As of the time of this reporting, the deceased are yet to be identified.
Iamdbull: So their is this babe that have been crushing on for a while, we are very close but unto say she get boyfriend wey be correct bad boy, she no fit give me face. So around 12 am this morning I was going through her status and she was sounding like she's heartbroken, na so I try my luck message am then boom like a dream come true she asked if I go dey house for morning for my mind I be like: wetin my masquerade dey do wey him no go fit twerk for morning( it's a Yoruba Adage implying what am I doing wey I no go get time).
I couldn't sleep I had to take care of my dirty filthy room and arrange everything, made my ??TV subscription so she can watch Bbn and be comfortable and made sure everything was set.
Ko ko ko I heard the knock on my door while I was snoring then I opened the door and there she was the most beautiful thing I ever set my eyes on in a while she came in and she didn't even sit on chair she just laid down on the bed waiting for me to devour her. I guess the reason she came so early was because she was desperate for a break up sex to move on. As I inched closer to her she told me to go and brush and then after that I should get her something to eat she needs the energy. Chaiii I don die today go maaaaaaaad.
I brushed my teeth and decided to cook for her that was when gbege started I tried putting on my gas and boom gas don finish oh Lord why today. My mind suggested I jejely go and get her fried rice and chicken but the ijebu inside me didn't agree I was like why I go carry 3k buy food for girl I will rather use the 3k to fill my gas.
That's how I carry the heavy gas o. As I reach estate gate everybody just dey look me with surprise because e be like say na only me no get car for the estate so they were suprised seeing someone carrying the heavy gas. Unfortunately the person filling the gas never come " such a lazy fellow he never reach shop by 8" I uttered to myself. That's how I carried bike and started searching for where to fill gas then I spotted one place, gave the bikeman overcharged 100 naira . Na so they call price of filling the gas 6000 chaiii I open mouth but I had to fill it.
As the guy dey fill am na so the thing stop ooo chaiii which kind wahala be this again, aboki tell me say " "oga no ves gas don finish make I call my ooga to bring gas from the second shop" that's how we waited ooo and filled the gas. It was time to pay na so them say they no get pos and I no carry phone comot for house. I had to start going from pillar to post as POS people plenty reach I no see any one. na so I enter bike go the nearest bank o. I tried withdrawing money network no dey I had to wait, I saw POS but I already wasted bike money and to waste another 200 go hard me so I waited and after 15mins there was network na so I collect 10k. It was now after 10 it would be too late to cook for the babe again. My mind told me to go and buy the fried rice and chicken but spending another 3k on food go too much again so I had to look for a low budget fast food joint to get 1000 fried rice and chicken. I saw a decent place only for them to tell me it's not ready so I waited till 11 e still never ready. Last last I had to go to the place I was avoiding I bought fried rice 400 jollof 400 salad 300 chicken 1200 and coke 200 making 2500 with pain I took bike of 300 back home.
That's how we reach estate gate na so another wahala start ooo the bike man no get 200 change na so we begin find common 200 for like 30 minutes that's how I saw the babe coming outside the estate gate her eyes don red she no even gree make I talk anything.
I just quickly gave her the fried rice and chicken and told the bike man to carry her with the remaining 200 naira change. As I beckoned to carry my gas cylinder na so she call her boyfriend estate for the bikeman. I knew her boyfriend estate because I met her there through a friend of mine that stay in the same shared apartment with the boyfriend.
That's how I rushed inside and relaxed a bit then I called my friend to ask if the babe came to their building. Na so my guy confirm am o that she's in the guys room that she even brought fried rice and chicken and they are both kissing and enjoying the food.
As I am writing this am rolling on the floor in severe pains. Song wey I sing no blow. I come say make I blow babe again I still no see am do. Which kind life I come like this chaiii
Try making this as a short skit, trust me you go blow eventually. Nice one mate,
Romance › Re: Even As A BILLIONAIRE, Name The Average Food You Will Still Eat.. by Rickmann: 10:39pm On Aug 07, 2021
