₦airaland Forum

mujibson:
I'd rather behave like a child than a grown idiot like you. You guys would come under people's thread and start spitting rubbish with shocking audacity and authority as if you're the alpha and omega of nairaland. Who tells you that everyone who learn skills are doing better than people seeking N-power opportunity? Who says the OP is not better than you in every meaningful things in life and still, wanting to benefit from N-power scheme?

If someone's post sounds childish to you then you can just ignore, keep mute or kill yourself instead yarning okoto meow all because you read and write.

Iyaebe:
Every redpiller has got one or two bitter experiences and decided to that route and hating on women as well.No redpiller will truly and boldy say it out that he joined the redpill without any bitter experience like the op

TheGidRedpiller:
Are you mad?

TheGidRedpiller:
This is definitely not going to be easy letting out but, i have to.

I used to be taken advantage of by a househelp we once had, every night, she would call me off my siblings who would be sleeping, bring me to her room and start touching me in places i never even knew had importance.

I was only nine and in pry 2 then i think, i knew absolutely nothing and she would take advantage of my tenderless to sexually satisfy herself, this happened so many times i started to like the idea. I became the normal routine for me to wake up in the middle of the night and head for her room so she can UnCloth me, tickle my little penniis until it starts ticking up. Then she gets on top of me, pin my hands to the bed and then bounce on my tiny waist till she's done!

My whole life i viewed s£x as what i experienced back then and i began to grow and mature, i realise that only situations like that could get me hard again.

Still Typing...

iamadonis22:
Accept you’re messed up. This explains your anger toward women.

There’s light to be seen, Bro! Put off the masturbation and porn habit and find it.

Women are not our enemies. Granted, they might be pests, yes still, a woman, almost any woman in fact, has the innate power to convert 10 to 10,000,000. They make good employees, partners in business

walkingshadow911:
A man has welcomed back his girlfriend who
dumped him after he lost his job not minding
his charitable act of paying her school fees.
A Twitter user who claimed to be a friend to
the man, shared the story on the
microblogging platform.
According to him, the friend used to pay his
girlfriend’s tuition but after he lost his job, she
broke up with him.

The tweet identified with username
@day_veed said he introduced his heartbroken
friend to a new business.
Shortly after he started making money, the girl
returned to him and he accepted her back.
@day_veed wrote; ”A friend of mine used to
pay his gf’s school fees & I really warned him
to be sure he’s not making a mistake.
Bro lost his job & she left him. I introduced
him to marketing and he started
getting the bag again, now she’s back & he
accept am, I wan deck him papa walahi.”

could this be true love from the man, inferiority complex, revenge format, or the future is truely female.

Sixsigmahub:
Update from

There was mild drama at the headquarters of the Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board(JAMB) Bwari, FCT as a 19 year – old candidate in the 2021 Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination, Chinedu Ifesinachi John, who accused the board of altering his original score of 380 was handed over to the Police for investigation.

John had claimed he scored 380 in the examination conducted in June and was surprised to receive 265 from the board after the results were released, [url][/url] reports.

After several enquiries, 265 kept appearing as his score as against the 380 score.

Following the alleged “alteration” of the UTME score, his father, John Ifenkpam approached an Enugu – based lawyer, Ikeazor Akaiwe, who wrote to JAMB for another opportunity for the boy to retake the examination and demanded N1 billion as damages.

The lawyer said in an official letter addressed to the board that the N1 billion was to cover for the physical and emotional trauma the boy had been through from being offered “two separate scores from 2019 – 2021.”

Master John claimed that his UTME scores from 2019 till 2021 had been “altered” by the board, thereby denying him the opportunity to study his desired course – medicine.

According to [url][/url], on Friday, the candidate, his father and lawyers traveled down to Abuja from Enugu state following an invitation from the management of the board led by the Registrar of JAMB, Prof Is – haq Oloyede.

Initially, the boy was given few minutes to “come clean” in a closed session with his father and lawyers about the results he was parading but insisted that his original score from the examination was 380.

After going back and forth, the board tendered evidence to counter the claim by John and his legal representatives.

At the Friday meeting, documentary evidence tendered by the board showed that John actually scored 265 not the 380 he had claimed.

Oloyede accused the candidate of result tempering, adding that he will be handed over to the police for investigation and subsequently prosecuted.

The registrar said John was among 11 eleven other candidates who allegedly forged their results that the board would prosecute.

He said the original result issued to John would be withdrawn pending the end of the investigation.

The registrar said: “We will give you five minutes for your child to tell you the truth. If he doesn’t tell you the truth and come back we will show you what your son has done and hand him over to the police.

“Who is helping you to do it? How much did he pay; if you don’t tell your father the truth we will hand you over to the police and you must be prosecuted.

“We have 11 of them who tampered with their results. Two of them are already being prosecuted.

“The remaining ones we are going to withdraw their results and prosecute them. The main purpose is to sanitise the system, including our own staff.

“There was never any communication of 380 with this boy. Because this boy has accused JAMB, we are going to withhold his result until the investigation is concluded. We are going to request that our interactions with him be subjected to the public.

“As far as I am concerned I am reporting you to the IG now except you tell me who helped you to commit this crime.”

The registrar said the boy needed redemption with the crimes he had allegedly “committed.”

He also said a team of security agents would visit Enugu state to arrest members of a tutorial group the boy confessed to belong to.

According to Oloyede, tutorial owners are at the heart of examination malpractice in the country, saying the board would not relent in fighting them.

His lawyer, Ikeazor, appealed to the board to give room for further investigation.

He said: “I will not stand against investigation. Let there be investigation but what I will not agree to is to prejudge him.”

John had said: “The result I have been receiving is not the result I am entitled to. I wrote the first JAMB in 2019.

“The first time they sent 328 later I saw 278 score when I checked it. I printed it. I couldn’t meet up for admission that year. I wanted to study medicine and surgery at the University of Ibadan.

“In 2020 the same thing happened. I scored 343 by the time I went to the portal to print I saw 306. I used the 306 and it gave me admission in UI. But because I didn’t have further mathematics I had to forfeit it.

“I decided to leave medicine and surgery for them in 2021 so I picked petroleum engineering. In 2021, JAMB issued me two results. I saw 380 the first time I checked then the second I saw 265.”

https:///19-years-old-boy-who-sued-jamb-for-n1billion-handed-over-to-police/

Yomi4reel:
A lady seeks advice from a pastor in front of the whole church that her husband used to grab her butt before the worship and she can not focus anymore during worship service. Her husband is a keyboardist and also a bandleader.





She was surprised in return what the pastor said to her.

Watch the video here:https://wahalablog.com/lady-exposed-her-man-to-a-reputable-pastor-that-he-used-to-grab-her-butt-before-she-leads-worship/

Mastakija:
No b 9ja
For here na black tight them dey wear

jmobile:
Source: https://news.brag.life/bbnaija-2021-youre-lucky-im-married-if-i-was-single-ill-do-more-for-highlights-tega-bragged/?swcfpc=1

One of the trending BBnaija housemates, Tega disclosed that she would have done more in the house if she was single, that her marital status is hindering her from doing some of the things in her mind.

She reveals this in a conversation with Cross on Wednesday, September 1 when she explained some of the things he can do to get highlights.

According to Tega, being the show is not enough, one has to constantly drop the content to entertain the viewers and by so doing get their support.

She noted that she would have done more things if she was single in order to have highlights and bring more content for the reality show.

“Get highlights! the show is going to be wasted if you don’t have highlights, that is why the show is called Big Brother. They need that highlight for their content, do something… You guys are lucky that I’m married, if I was single I’d have so many highlights for Big Brother.”

She concluded.

ConnectPhones:
where I was posted to in Anambra state, I was told that The head mistress travelled to Abuja. Please what's the next step

yomusty:
I've been on this page for days. I was posted to a school in Abuja. Who else is in same situation?

chronology:
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!....

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA FINALLY SIGNED THE CURRENCY_SWAP_DEAL WITH CHINA✍️.

The CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN) have finally signed the currency swap deal we have been expecting for the past 2 years into existence with the Chinese Government.

The importance of this is that since almost 70% of the goods we import come from #China and #Asia and 12% #America why must we use Dollars to transact with China? from now instead of using dollars at N500 to 1dollar to import those goods, we can now buy #Yuan at 47 naira to 1 Yuan and import those stuffs directly.

INSTEAD OF BUYING THESE GOODS IN DOLLARS IN CHINA, WE WILL NOW BUY THEM IN YUAN WHICH IS 5TIMES CHEAPER DOLLARS.....

As usual, another giant stride which Print Media, Electronic Media and Nigerian looters will not report or allow you to understand this victory over supremacy of dollars in our daily lives and economic activities.

Up coming reality is that from tomorrow, try to monitor exchange rate. Some of those guys who hoarded foreign currencies to make gains will off load them in order not to have heart attack over their huge loss arising from the currency swap deal with china.
Dollars and pounds will flood everywhere with no buyers, as the buyers will draw naira from their accounts in banks with presence in China.

MANY NIGERIAN BANKS WILL BE SEEKING TO HAVE THEIR REPRESENTATIVE OFFICE IN CHINA LIKE FIRST BANK SAW TO THE FUTURE AND ALREADY HAVE OFFICE IN CHINA...
INFLATION WILL GO DOWN DRASTICALLY BECAUSE OF THE PRICE OF COMMODITIES

Cc@ #SouthSouthHypeHub
https://www.youtube.com/c/soppotv

onyi25:
Popular Nigerian comedian, Bright Okpocha, otherwise known as Basketmouth, has taken to social media to share pictures of his beautiful newborn baby girl, Maya Okpocha.

BasketMouth and his wife, Elsie Okpocha, recently welcomed their third child together after three miscarriages.

The proud father who is excited about the arrival of his third bundle of joy, Maya, took to his verified Instagram page to share photos her and she is so adorable.

While sharing the adorable photos, the comedian noted that it was time to get a new gun.

Visit site below for full update/ all photos;

https://www.mimidoris.com/2021/08/comedian-basketmouth-shares-cute-photos.html

Crossroad1:
So I was fucking honey yesterday that I even created a thread for hookup.
The agro hold me no be small, all my body just dey vibrate..
So someone connected me to someone that connected me to a slim and sexy babe, she was beautiful though.
We agreed on 40k excluding Uber, drinks and food..
I already ordered for food at mega chicken so she picked it up on her way here.. Got to the gate, gave her the security code and fiam, she was here..
After eating, we played around a bit just to get her in the mood. He reach time to do the do, madam became moody and sober and she was like, it's not as if I do this for a living in fact, this is my first time of doing this.. I told the guy that linked us I was broke and needed money to sort out some bills that's how we got to meet..
Egbami ke, who get epistle of judas iscariot?
the deal was payment before we do anything , that's after she might have arrived..
And I Don already transfer the money and seeing her gorgeous body is driving me mad already like I should swallow her whole..
*that seeing me, she believe we can take this beyond hookup that she can even transfer back the money to me.
Saying she won't allow me have sex on the ground of hook up that I should pls agree to date her then she will now come back maybe tomorrow then we can have mind blowing sex as boyfriend and girlfriend..
I was already loosing my patience and almost going mad.. My third leg is already standing at attention..
Thank Goodness I didn't use enhancement drug..
I believed she got carried away with what she saw and I live alone..
Believe me, someone who is not disciplined will rape that girl yesterday.. Her clothe was revealing, erect breast with chunky nipple, moderate ass, figure 8 shape goosh, I Wan die..
I come dey beg that after the sex, we can talk properly, she no gree. Professing one kin yeye love and promising she will be the best I ever had..
I just jejely did soapy in her presence there and she was so embarrassed but she composed herself.. When baba Don calm down, I gave her my account to transfer back the money, and another wahala start again.

Zimri:
All images were sourced from quora and Facebook


This is quite disturbing...

IgiveLadiesBj:
Right now I'm so frustrated. I don't know how I got here. It all started when I lost some good amount of money in bad investment.

I have paid up my rent and it's remaining 72K and the lawyer has threatened to throw me out since August but I begged him to wait till September. Now 1st week of September is here and I've not gotten the money.
I have never been in this type of situation before. I'm so afraid.

The worse part is that I'm also owing quite a few loan sharks. Everything is just messed up.
My due date is fast approaching.
Please what should I do. I'm losing focus at work. I'm expecting salary today or tomorrow but won't be enough to cover my debts.

Chiagozieo:
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Chiagozieo:
IF you reported to your ppa today pls share with us...yet the npower server is comprised too many requests ..all for 30k.....

stunnert:
I love my black African sisters but sometimes they fvck up in some important areas such as hygiene which happen to be something I take very serious as I can't stand dirty girls.
I remember that one time I managed to convince and woo one popular Twitter influencer to come over to my crib, when it was time for us to labosh, guys you need to perceive the smell coming from her pvssy it was like a rotten fish and it seems she couldn't perceived it or didn't know it was smelling

PowerOfLove:
Over 85% of Nigerians are not economically happy people and the present government has made lives even more difficult for people as hardship is at all time high. We never had it this bad in this country before. With all these, at times, you may find yourself in a situation where you just have to do anything to survive at that period. So I was in dire need as nothing was left with me. I reached out to the online loan people to borrow me some money to repay later and I was borrowed 20k. The sources I hoped to get money to repay failed and time was up. Note: that wasn't my first time of borrowing from them but because I failed this time, they decided to embarrass me by sending offensive messages to my contact list including my lecturer, relatives and ex-girlfriend. I really felt embarrassed.

Well, to cut the story short, the text below is what I sent to them to recover their money.

kenzysmith:
Dreaded late sunny abacha practising

SegZ24:
So many applicants are finding it difficult to download their N-Power PPA Letter, this trick that worked for me might be useful for you also..

First thing first, make sure you are using Chrome browser,
Change the view to desktop view,
After you might have input your details,
Tap on the download button. (As usual an error message pops up)

Now here comes the trick,

Ignore the error message and keep tapping the download button non stop.

As for me, I kept tapping the download button for more than 5min non stop, still I saw a download completed pop up on my notification..

So many people are trying to download at the same time, causing the error message.

All you need is patience.
Keep tapping the download button non stop.

This trick worked for me, might also work for you, that's why am sharing with you.
Give it a try.

Gistblog9ja:
From the table of Actress Onyii Alexx instastories this morning.

Read more on Gistblog9ja
https://www.gistblog9ja.com/2021/08/its-sins-for-broke-man-to-say-hes-in.html

SegZ24:
So many applicants are finding it difficult to download their N-Power PPA Letter, this trick that worked for me might be useful for you also..

First thing first, make sure you are using Chrome browser,
Change the view to desktop view,
After you might have input your details,
Tap on the download button. (As usual an error message pops up)

Now here comes the trick,

Ignore the error message and keep tapping the download button non stop.

As for me, I kept tapping the download button for more than 5min non stop, still I saw a download completed pop up on my notification..

So many people are trying to download at the same time, causing the error message.

All you need is patience.
Keep tapping the download button non stop.

This trick worked for me, might also work for you, that's why am sharing with you.
Give it a try.

McCoy662:

Goodmarlian:
Instead of telling a Woman you lover her and a treat her right or you will do anything for her,just tell her she is safe with you that you will assure her protection from any danger because that's what real men do because she is the mother of you 16 babies...
I sent this message to some ladies i have being chyking and their response was crazy,one promised to visit me from ikorodu next week..

Looks like protection is what women really want .....maybe. .

All4fun:
Anita is divorcing Paul of psquare, here are more to the stories and these are the reasons why Anita wants to divorce her husband Paul, these are the news we gathered online from Facebook