₦airaland Forum

You will most definitely not find the Minister of Petroleum's supporters here.

SarkinYarki:
No wonder Nigeria has also become lifeless
Truth be told Buhari was extremely lifeless and dull during his visit to Trump ., he couldnt comprehend simple questions nor could he answer them, Donald Trump has to start even helping Buhari answer questions thrown at him just to save his visitor from being embarassed , the only time Buhari lit up and was able to answers questions was when he was asked about killer herdsmen , at that point the dullard suddenly sprang to life and started defending the killer herdsmen like he was their paid attorney... This is the kind of lifeless character some zombies want us to re elect...God forbid

I just had to like this to make it 1000 likes. You my friend deserve some accolades

Pastors are scum

All these haters trying to bring down the government by lying on television. Don’t they know that lying to the people on television is the worst thing a person can do. Please stop lying to viewers!!! The president achieved a lot especially during the Ramadan season.
1. He walked 800m!!! Imagine that!!! He walked from the eid ground home and you all say he isn’t working... and walking?
2. He promised to sponsor a visually impaired Corp member from Kwara state serving is Daura!!! Imagine, something Saraki couldn’t achieve and something no president did in the last 16 years ... in fact since independence
3. He gave Corp members in Daura 1 bull, 10 bags of rice and 500,000. Kai!!! Nigeria is developed already

Some idiots will call this "kraydividi"

Could this be MannaBbq?

At least he has an achievement

800 cm walk

You cannot afford to criminalize illegal mining but you can attack illegal oil refineries. What's the difference? Oh wait don't answer...illegal mining occurs mostly in the south west and the North...mostly in the North. Enough said

I am unsure if this should be in the jokes or politics section.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0wOYLAqyqY?list=UUze9rELdxWFjFu5B6-6uEEQ

All these my Okeke and Okoye people!!! Are Nigerians cursed? All we do is drag the name of this country down by acts of fraud . We cannot even get a mobile payment solution right and then we go ahead to try to and spoil a system that works in Kenya! Continue

MrGoogle88:
Shithole country!! What did Oshomole even do in that state?

He developed it by building himself a mansion

pacifust058:
I'll try to do that when the water is at it again cos it's back to normal now

So basically, you fetched the water while it was turbid and ran online to cry but now it is back to running clear.

27 football age equals 40 actual age

So you found a recruitment link, rather than the DIA to put a mole in there using the link to infiltrate the organization you announce that you found a link. Military Intelligence at its best

Nobody is coming soon. Jesus is simply a metaphor for the sun.

The last person Oshiomole praised defected the next morning.

They need him to trek again in 2019...

In other news, the President is in a London hospital , send this man to london

Her mouth is now an extinguisher now. Rather than park the moment it exploded, she kept driving. Then it started burning and she resorted to moaning to quench it. Well done

And he actually looks like the gorilla's son!!! FFK are you saying the Oshiomole is the son of a gorilla?

Investigation? A kindergarten pupil who watched the news and read the papers could have come up with this interim report!!!

It just goes round in circles mentioning the bloody obvious and recommends further questioning!! Our police are clowns

Ah!!!! Part two begins

This is where they search his house and find out that Saraki was involved.

BlackPantherxXx:
Saraki embodies plenty of the principles of The Prince and 48 Laws of Power.

He fights dirty but you would never ever see that ugly side in public.

1. He heard he would be questioned for arming the cultists who eventually robbed the bank. He went public FIRST and spun the narrative so many gullible youth fell for. The Police never ever said the robbers stole for him. They said he armed them for political campaigns. Kwara residents would confirm/deny that for you...ask.

2. The NASS invasion had only PDP Senators present...i can bet Saraki staged it and he successfully deceived gullible youth and further tarnished the image of the government.

Dino and Murray Bruce are his houseboys who he instructs to do the dirty work for him. Using that sister of Asari Dokubo was a masterstroke too, winning female sympathy (weak gender but brave to face guns)

Buhari is just not smart enough to beat him at this game

This narrative you are spinning, is it the truth or just your opinion?
Political Analyst

Sinzu? Sheyi Shay?

And when will they sanction the DG ?

He is so brainless and senile he will surely gaffe. His handlers make sure he can only respond to pre-arranged questions.

Last time he said something off the cuff...first the question had to be rephrased and he still answered off point.
QUESTION: Mr President, after a keenly contested election, how will you ensure that you unify the country ..(paraphrased)
Dull President: you do not expect in all honesty that a kwanstituency that gave me 97 facent of the vote be treated the same as those that gave me 5 facent.. idiot!!!!

Of course he will be released !! He is not a big threat to our democracy like Dasuki who is still being held in custody.

Daura you were only sacked for failing to properly execute your coup. Some one has to take the blame and unfortunately it couldnt be GEJ or PDP so right now its you and Saraki to blame

To summarize

1. Saraki organized the siege by DSS on the National Assembly

2. Lawal Daura is being detained in a luxury apartment and not Kuje

Magnificent! Now we can manufacture God and be God producing nation!

Rubbish!!!!!!!!

nnamdibig:
Lawal Daura the sacrificial lamp.

No be only lamp; na torch light.

NgeneUkwenu:
propaganda taken too far

Somebody with obviously a bad handwriting, sat down somewhere near a Mama put kiosk, concoct names from the moon and pass it off as Senators in support of Saraki.

Where are their signatures?

Why the same handwriting, na list of noise makers?

Why not call the Senators to write their names by themselves if they cant get their signatures appended?

This useless list can only fool the idiotic pigs and not sane Nigerians..

This Akpabio defection really entered this Regional Ipob party called PDP...

Say Amen to this prayer....May God run my life the way Buhari is running Nigeria

Abeg...na inside head him carry the drugs?

Damage control