₦airaland Forum

You cannot afford to criminalize illegal mining but you can attack illegal oil refineries. What's the difference? Oh wait don't answer...illegal mining occurs mostly in the south west and the North...mostly in the North. Enough said

I am unsure if this should be in the jokes or politics section.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0wOYLAqyqY?list=UUze9rELdxWFjFu5B6-6uEEQ

All these my Okeke and Okoye people!!! Are Nigerians cursed? All we do is drag the name of this country down by acts of fraud . We cannot even get a mobile payment solution right and then we go ahead to try to and spoil a system that works in Kenya! Continue

MrGoogle88:
Shithole country!! What did Oshomole even do in that state?

He developed it by building himself a mansion

pacifust058:
I'll try to do that when the water is at it again cos it's back to normal now

So basically, you fetched the water while it was turbid and ran online to cry but now it is back to running clear.

27 football age equals 40 actual age

So you found a recruitment link, rather than the DIA to put a mole in there using the link to infiltrate the organization you announce that you found a link. Military Intelligence at its best

Nobody is coming soon. Jesus is simply a metaphor for the sun.

The last person Oshiomole praised defected the next morning.

They need him to trek again in 2019...

In other news, the President is in a London hospital , send this man to london

Her mouth is now an extinguisher now. Rather than park the moment it exploded, she kept driving. Then it started burning and she resorted to moaning to quench it. Well done

And he actually looks like the gorilla's son!!! FFK are you saying the Oshiomole is the son of a gorilla?

Investigation? A kindergarten pupil who watched the news and read the papers could have come up with this interim report!!!

It just goes round in circles mentioning the bloody obvious and recommends further questioning!! Our police are clowns

Ah!!!! Part two begins

This is where they search his house and find out that Saraki was involved.

BlackPantherxXx:
Saraki embodies plenty of the principles of The Prince and 48 Laws of Power.

He fights dirty but you would never ever see that ugly side in public.

1. He heard he would be questioned for arming the cultists who eventually robbed the bank. He went public FIRST and spun the narrative so many gullible youth fell for. The Police never ever said the robbers stole for him. They said he armed them for political campaigns. Kwara residents would confirm/deny that for you...ask.

2. The NASS invasion had only PDP Senators present...i can bet Saraki staged it and he successfully deceived gullible youth and further tarnished the image of the government.

Dino and Murray Bruce are his houseboys who he instructs to do the dirty work for him. Using that sister of Asari Dokubo was a masterstroke too, winning female sympathy (weak gender but brave to face guns)

Buhari is just not smart enough to beat him at this game

This narrative you are spinning, is it the truth or just your opinion?
Political Analyst

Sinzu? Sheyi Shay?

And when will they sanction the DG ?

He is so brainless and senile he will surely gaffe. His handlers make sure he can only respond to pre-arranged questions.

Last time he said something off the cuff...first the question had to be rephrased and he still answered off point.
QUESTION: Mr President, after a keenly contested election, how will you ensure that you unify the country ..(paraphrased)
Dull President: you do not expect in all honesty that a kwanstituency that gave me 97 facent of the vote be treated the same as those that gave me 5 facent.. idiot!!!!

Of course he will be released !! He is not a big threat to our democracy like Dasuki who is still being held in custody.

Daura you were only sacked for failing to properly execute your coup. Some one has to take the blame and unfortunately it couldnt be GEJ or PDP so right now its you and Saraki to blame

To summarize

1. Saraki organized the siege by DSS on the National Assembly

2. Lawal Daura is being detained in a luxury apartment and not Kuje

Magnificent! Now we can manufacture God and be God producing nation!

Rubbish!!!!!!!!

nnamdibig:
Lawal Daura the sacrificial lamp.

No be only lamp; na torch light.

NgeneUkwenu:
propaganda taken too far

Somebody with obviously a bad handwriting, sat down somewhere near a Mama put kiosk, concoct names from the moon and pass it off as Senators in support of Saraki.

Where are their signatures?

Why the same handwriting, na list of noise makers?

Why not call the Senators to write their names by themselves if they cant get their signatures appended?

This useless list can only fool the idiotic pigs and not sane Nigerians..

This Akpabio defection really entered this Regional Ipob party called PDP...

Say Amen to this prayer....May God run my life the way Buhari is running Nigeria

Abeg...na inside head him carry the drugs?

Damage control

Demonstration of craze....

Where is the Acting President in all this; Prof. Yemi Osunbade in(SAN)e ...quivering in his pants instead of ordering the SSS to stand down. History will judge his as a man of god , professor and legal practitioner who in the face of injustice, tyranny and lawlessness, said nothing, did nothing...

The gods want to stop him from trekking again in 2019

The monumental fraud taking place in NNPC under the watch of the Hon. Minister of Petroleum Resources will only be exposed when they leave power. NNPC and Duke Oil

Butterflyleo:
This is what Saraki should have done the moment he switched to the minority party. But being the thief and diabolical soul he is, he chose to contravene the law and expected everyone to accept it like that.

Good one from Akpabio.

No impunity from him

There is no LAW that states the senate president MUST come from the majority party. Logically, an individual has a greater chance of being senate president if he belongs to the majority party because they hold more votes. He played the game of numbers, won the seat and has switched to where he belongs. Does it mean he should no longer be senate president??

Anyway, APC will soon be the minority party then Akpabio will wonder why he resigned as Minority leader.

Fish brain!!!
The OP
The little girl
The man on the poster

All fish brains

Ah! So now we should blame Buhari's failure on Saraki. Wetin we no go hear from this administration.

Even JAMB now rig results