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I dey laff

No music? Have the band boys gone to vote?

chamotex:
If u get Rooney . . . iji kolobo
If he score hat-trick . . . .put am for kololo

I have Rooney. . . Unfortunately for me my H2H opponent made Rooney captain, so i was actually hoping he'd get sent off!

RVP to the rescue!

RVP left gobsmacked by his son's stunning volley

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Wenger, sign him up!

Why Debosky dey try steal Mario Chavez-Peon thunder?

HNIC:
Internationa breaks again. . .
~Bendtner and his pupsie reminding us he's the best striker in the world and doesn't want to be sitting on the bench
~Patrice Evra explaning what he meant by Arsenal are 'babies'(like he has ever seen any Gunner cry in front of 1 billion viewers like Nani did against Liverpool )
~Bale has got a hamstring problem and we should all not  sleep again(British press sef)
~Rio sad that JT is captain again(which one concern us)
~RVP gave an interview praising Arsenal all thru,claiming he will never leave Arsenal, yet the only line picked up from it by the press was 'arsenal not good enough'
~Ramsey would become youngest Welsh captain ever(Who cares )
~Finally, TV5 is looking forward to pre-season

Gallas?

Medjai,

OK. Who is Pep more likely to play vs Shakhtar btw Adriano & Maxwell, i'm guessing Maxwell, correct?

99.99% of what 1025 says is shitt. . . but this is hilarious:

don't be decieved, balotteli is doing better than u both in uselessness andd usefulness.

^^ FF. . . Apparently Abidal is out till next season, Puyol nko?

Can you all just STFU?

Abeg i need to know if Puyol or Abidal would be fit for the Shakhtar game(s).

nateevs:
He is faring just fine. Finding his rhythm. When he begins shelling, y'all will say "if not for Torres". . . .
Heard it all before.

Is it the same rhythm he's been trying to find for the past 12 months?

Has he checked the lost & found box?

nateevs:
Hehehe. Yeye talk. You can't win the lottery if you don't buy a ticket. Why are you thanking Luiz like he is doing us a favour? WTH do you think Roman signed the cheque for? That's what you get when you don't buy 4 players for the price of one.

It's buzzing again at SW6. Yes ooo. Would you like Alex, Bruma and Hilario on loan till the end of the season?  (We'll call JB back from loan for your sake).

I swear we'll still win the league without them.

And how is Mr 1 player for the price of 4 aka El Nino faring?

Queued. . .

££VICTOR££:
The Console and the wireless pad will go for #40,000

The 80gig Ps3 was discontinued ages ago. . . I think the few (brand new) consoles on shelves are priced at $200 max. Unsuspecting magas beware!

nateevs:
Mutilated? I laugh in Emirates. . . Everybody beat Chelsea. Even Wolves. That's some landmark achievement?
If you beat Chelsea when they were down already, it's no measure of superiority. Beat us when we are flying and then I give it to you.

You know? Like we do. Just when everyone thinks you are the next big thing, we show up, shut you down and put you back to your misery.

I never said anything about it being a "landmark" or a "measure of superiority", i only used it to pinpoint the moment your tail got stapled to your hind legs

^^ Sharrap Gaythief!! Your tail has been glued between your legs since Arsenal mutilated Chelsea in December. . . Your myopic opinions about Arsenal only resurfaced after the Carling Cup final.

Gayteef has found his voice again after months on the sidelines

When is Bad Moment 2 hitting cinemas so this nucca can STFU?

^^ His "first start" was against Liverpool, i.e, the club he was @ when Chelsea played Zilina in the UCL

lalaboi:
Torres has had chances. . dating back to[b] his first start at fulham[/b]. . . No excuses for him to complain about services. . . even against zilna 1st leg, he could haave had 2 or 3. . but e one score with efizzy effect, taking extra touches, delaying shots. .  he just needs to keep it simple. ,

Is Lalaboi drunk?

nateevs:
The status quo to you is seven points lead eh?  Hehehe.
Keep basking in deceit.


The status quo at the time I typed that was 6 years of no trophies. 

The situation can't morph into the status quo for the simple fact it is ALREADY the status quo. . .

What did i tell you about your choice of words?

chamotex:
Does Mancini not know people are playing FPL . . . where da phack is Tevez?

I had a feeling feeling Tevez is done for the season and sold the bugger. . .

nateevs:
Hehehehe. E dey pain you? 7 points clear would become 5 and then 3 . . . . and then the status quo.

The STATUS QUO at the time you typed this was 7 points. . . Are you saying it will go from 7, to 5, to three, and then BACK TO SEVEN?

Nateevs, try using terms you actually understand.

If Chelsea beat City, Chelsea will win the league. That's how terrible these jokers are.

You know, the world will not come to an end if for once you don't meet your daily quota of shittalk. . .

If the jokers are 7 points clear of Chelsea, then what do we call Chelsea? Wit-crackers?

*Cougar*:
i remember you had cesc fabregas in your defence against megson's bolton some seasons ago as well, didn't you?

Hehehe, Carrick is a holding midfielder and he's like 6 foot plus, the closest player to him at Arsenal would be Song.

Why would Cesc play CB? Would Scholes(the closest player to Cesc at United) play at CB?

Mr_TA:
Lol, That's why you will never understand the mentality of a champion, if you think this was all about beating Bolton at home.

This guy is hilarious! Alrighty then, explain the "mentality of a champion" to me.

If you'd produced that performance against a quality side you can make noise, but United are superior to Bolton in all possible ways.

Even if you start the game with 10 men you are still favorites to win.

There is nothing United did today any other top team in the league couldn't have done. Reserve your ejaculations for when you actually do something noteworthy!

^^ Who is this decrypted doofus?

*Cougar*:
that's the difference between man utd and the rest of the league. down to 10 men, the other teams would play it safe and play for 0-0. not ferguson!
he gambles. . . . .and at the end of the season, some twunts would say united didn't deserve the title or they have not played well. carrick became carrenbauer in the heart of the defence. the urgency tripled. . . .waves of attack after attack. this is why i love this club.

All these multiple orgasmz because you beat Bolton at home?

I remember a few seasons ago when Diaby was sent off early in a game against the same Bolton and Arsenal still came from 2 goals down to win the game 3-2, AWAY from home.

You played with 10 men for like 10 mins and una dey make all this noise?

I dey laff

Dempsey has scored. . . There is hope

^^ If Dortmund lose all their remaining games, Bayern still won't win the league

Coleman!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Most nuccas(names withheld) weren't privy to the inside info of Coleman's starting role fed to Sir 4k-A-Lot by David Moyes himself

Kaiser FC = TOAST!

*Cougar*:
lucky to be in the right place at the right time. every centre forward worth his onions would be in that position. fabio was also lurking to do the tap-in.
unlike arsenal fans, we don't gloat over such. we only admire silks!!!

DING! Exactly what i was having a laugh at. . . If it's Berbatov, it's luck. But if it was Hernandez, it would be down to his "unbelievable movement"

Why isn't anyone talking about Berbatov's "unbelievable movement" for the goal?