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I am pressed to comment but I have been warned to stay out of church related issues...
It is well!

healthserve:
Thank you Jeus.


Bless you Jesus. Halleluyah. Justice served.


God will catch all of you one by one by one


Cc RiyadhGoddess come and see

God will cleanse his church. He will expose the bad eggs...

Kalashnikov102:
Kano

Chat me up on WhatsApp 09050697535

Magicians:
Is it the spelling that will stop your tribe from being foolish so they can start criticizing then colossal failure you label governors or what ? Your region as turned to a shit hole every living thing can't wait to escape from yet your father won't let use hear word about Lagos that is making giant strides comparable to only the FG.

Eh Sir, I am a Yoruba.
Stop your tribal shit...
Eshe

Water and Fire is my biggest phobia

Waoooh congrats to the beautiful couple.
Asoka lafiya Amin

Twerk in buba and iro
Alfa abi mallam de ni, you well so

Op are for real?
What of her parents?
What of her families?
Let her call her relatives na?
Let her go to her embassy, I'm sure they will help her.
I doubt this news.

Thank God for his mercy towards you and every other passengers. No evil shall come on everyone of you in Jesus name. You will finish this year 2019 well and see greater years in Jesus name.
I rejoice with you Sir

Uhmmm
Someone please help me with Woli Ajewole meme of him holding a mic and putting his palm on his jaw

Very good.
It should be posted every where and on bill boards too.
When will Lagos state open theirs?

In the old Testament, Prophet Elijah (I love power to command), King David (I love braveness & music).

In the New Testament, Jesus (He is the world most famous man ever liveth. Two thousand years after, the whole world still reverence the man called Jesus. I love his character and hope to be like Him) , Apostle Paul ( � I can relate to his life style and experience. We both connect �) and lastly, my man Peter (My crush)

Calyberry:
Hi everyone,let me go straight to the point,I am a 30 years old lady,and I am based in Onitsha,Anambra State.
I want to sell my eggs to any couple TTC,I am AA,my blood group is O+,no terminal or genetic illness or whatsoever.
Please for serious people only

Please go to fertility hospitals around you.
Don't let them use you for ritual on Nairaland ooo

May God not give us wives that Slap husbands and may He not give us husbands that slaps wives...

Maynnations:
Marrying cousins?

Some part of Nigeria Northerners marries their cousins.
My friend ummu married her cousin...

I see Ghanaians have taken over from South Africans with their end time churches

Bigdaddy1904:
Exactly 4:13pm on the 27th November, Funmilola broke all the promises she made to me while she was in Akure. I was so furious and confused. I acted stupidly cause I was really mad for what happened especially getting to know from Biodun that she was the one that initially asked for it. That night, I realised what I did was really wrong and ever since then I've been pleading for Funmi's forgiveness but she was just done with me. Every time, she has always been so mean to me. She doesn't wanna hear me out. She doesn't want to see. She doesn't even want to settle all the dispute she caused but she claims I caused it.
She has moved on over me. She went to visit her new boyfriend while I'm here wallowing in tears of heart break. Moving on was so easy for her cause she never really care for what I feel. She just used and dumped me when she noticed I can't be of help to her anylonger. She's in the arm of another guy probably doing intimate stuffs and also very happy but I'm here crying my eyes out throughout the night. I couldn't eat since morning cause I was just to obsessed with her. I thought what we had in Akure means a lot to her not knowing I'm just like someone you just catch fun with for the main time knowing fully well that you're just playing him.
This is the first time in my life I have my self to love. I've been a player all through my life. The most important part that hurt me down is that I left my previous sweet relationship for Funmi thinking she's the right person for me.
I thought I made a mark on you not knowing it just part of your tactics. When I realised that most of your family member knows me, I thought I've found a wife not longer they just know me to be the guy that you bleeped just to get your grades out of school. I wish I had listened to what all my friends and every what her friends told me but I was too blind in love to see what is coming for you. I curse the day I met you. I curse the day you said yes to date me 6th April, 2019.
I promise not to ever in my life again trust my life to any lady again. I'm very sure you Funmilola will surely regret everything you did to me in time. I believe you will never find joy in any of your relationship because you've scatter my heart.
Thank you

Ah bro sorry ooo, Funmi was just your karma.
Repent & give your life to God...
Thank you.

Magicians:
To my wailing Igbo NL family that always eager to right off Tinubu n larger extent Sanwo how market ? Yesterday he commissioned the completion of the beam for the blurail and now this. Lagos is already cleaner than Ambode left it n soon it should meet up to Fashola's standard. We are waiting to see what each n every PDP achieved within the same period 4 go soon reach.

If you must attack any tribe, please learn how to spell first...

Uhmmm when I am here praying to God to bless and enlarge my coast so I can buy a portable Jet for my pastor mission. I am begging God to enlarge my resources so I can place pastors on monthly salary, I am begging God to bless me so much that I pay their children school fees, take part in church building projects...

Eni ti o ri mi ri ni o mo se oluwa...
I pay my tithe not just 10% but 20% and hoping God gives me the grace and resources to increase it year 2020. I see the result of it all around me. My life is a blessing. My life is a testimony. I will do more and more for God's kingdom. All contributions, donations and assignment towards the house of God or his kingdom projects will not pass me by. Even if it's my 100 naira contribution if I have none at that moment, I will put it. The kingdom of God will not suffer bankruptcy in my own time. It will not lack lailai.

I don't need Nairaland or Twitter or one freeze or social media to validate what I do for God's kingdom. If all you do is to sit and wait for social media validation on what you do for God, then my friend, I put it to you that you do not know God!

Don't come and ask me where it is written in the new testament bla bla bla because I will not answer you. We don't read only new testament in Dominion city, We read both Old and New Testament. We read the whole books of the bible not some parts as some of you want in order to justify your excesses. The book of Malachi 3 verse 10 says, bring all your tithes to the store house that there may be meat in my house. Look at that word Meat in my house. What is that meat? You come into the church, you seat comfortably inside the AC, well furnished and sophisticated building, the sounds and musical instruments on point, the toilet facilities on point, the power supply, diesel or fuel on point, welfare services on point, mission trips and works on point, among many other projects in the house of God. Is it Paper or leaf that they are spending or using to acquire these things? Can any body go to the market and buy diesel or musical instruments or building materials and say I represent this church or I am the pastor or general overseer of this church or it is for God's kingdom give them to us free? Are these things free in the market?

If you have ever had the opportunity to work deeply in the house of God before, to see how the administration of a church is being run or facilitated, then you will know that no be paper or leaf them they spend! Some of you go to the church admin office to submit your business proposals for contracts to supply one thing one thing, did you give it to the church free? When you got the contract to supply or render your services in the church was it free? NO!!! And you sit to type on your phones or systems don't pay tithe don't pay tithe yen yen yen whereas na church dey pay your bills...
What of the instrumentalist, it is so hard these days to find someone who will play instruments for free. I know churches even smaller churches who pays their instrumentalist monthly or every Sunday. Why una no say NO I'm not collecting a dime, I am doing it for God. No be money these churches dey pay, Na Paper abi na leaf dem they pay?

What of the welfare? Feeding, clothing and shelter of the needy amongst us in church? Is it not money we use to put these things I'm place?

Because you pay your tithes to the wrong place, you pay your tithe to occultic churches, you pay your tithe to pastors who live lavish reckless lifestyle doesn't mean there are no genuine pastors out there who stands on the word of God only!

Those of us who pay our tithes and see the reward of Malachi 3 verse 10 knows the importance of Tithe in our lives. I am addicted to tithe paying! I pay it everyday. Even when someone gives me 200 naira, I pay tithe from it. I am not ashamed of tithe paying!!!

Malachi 3 verse 10, And prove me now if I will not open the windows of heaven!!!
It is not about going out to drop your tithe, No with your tithe in your hand, Prove God First!!!

Malachi 3 verse 10, And this is my favorite part, I will open my window of heavens, I will pour out my blessing that even the room will not be enough to receive it JESUS!
God said prove me and see if I will not open my window of heavens and pour out my blessings so much that even that our small cubicle room will be too small to receive his blessings on us.

Do I have a witness here? I am number ONE!!! Why should I allow somebody beliefs or opinion on tithe ruin or stop God's Blessings on my life? Why should I?

The blessings received from tithe paying are numerous aside financial blessings. What of the blessings of protection from evil of all kinds, what of the blessings of great jobs, contracts, fruit of the wombs, education, unmerited favour, shelter, feeding, Mercy, Grace etc? Are they all by your powers or doings? Do you know your tithes are being recorded in heaven oh ye faithfully stewards?

Pay your tithe at the right place and enjoy the blessings of Malachi 3 verse 10. Do not confuse giving charity as tithe paying. Do not let Satan fool you on that. They are two different things. I give to charity and I pay my tithe. Charity is charity (welfare), Tithe is tithe! No be the same. Don't get it twisted!

Are you the owner of the money? Did you come to this earth with money? Will you leave the earth with money? Every time my money my money my money WHO GAVE YOU THE MONEY MEHN? If people own money why don't they carry their money with them when leaving the earth?

Since the devil launched a social media campaign on tithe paying, has the church closed? Lols instead it keeps moving on day by day. Sincerely, I am amazed by the numbers of people who pays their tithe in the church despite all the satanic campaigns. It only shows where the devil belongs. He's always on the loosing side. He's a looser!!!

God bless everyone who pays their tithe in their various local churches. Thank you for paying your tithe. The Church Is Marching On...

In Dominion City, We pay our tithe. I pay my tithe, Pay your tithe!!!

Thank you and God Bless You...

Waoh so much resemblance
Happy Birthday Ada

Uhmmm when I am here praying to God to bless and enlarge my coast so I can buy a portable Jet for my pastor mission. I am begging God to enlarge my resources so I can place pastors on monthly salary, I am begging God to bless me so much that I pay their children school fees, take part in church building projects...

Eni ti o ri mi ri ni o mo se oluwa...
I pay my tithe not just 10% but 20% and hoping God gives me the grace and resources to increase it year 2020. I see the result of it all around me. My life is a blessing. My life is a testimony. I will do more and more for God's kingdom. All contributions, donations and assignment towards the house of God or his kingdom projects will not pass me by. Even if it's my 100 naira contribution if I have none at that moment, I will put it. The kingdom of God will not suffer bankruptcy in my own time. It will not lack lailai.

I don't need Nairaland or Twitter or one freeze or social media to validate what I do for God's kingdom. If all you do is to sit and wait for social media validation on what you do for God, then my friend, I put it to you that you do not know God!

Don't come and ask me where it is written in the new testament bla bla bla because I will not answer you. We don't read only new testament in Dominion city, We read both Old and New Testament. We read the whole books of the bible not some parts as some of you want in order to justify your excesses. The book of Malachi 3 verse 10 says, bring all your tithes to the store house that there may be meat in my house. Look at that word Meat in my house. What is that meat? You come into the church, you seat comfortably inside the AC, well furnished and sophisticated building, the sounds and musical instruments on point, the toilet facilities on point, the power supply, diesel or fuel on point, welfare services on point, mission trips and works on point, among many other projects in the house of God. Is it Paper or leaf that they are spending or using to acquire these things? Can any body go to the market and buy diesel or musical instruments or building materials and say I represent this church or I am the pastor or general overseer of this church or it is for God's kingdom give them to us free? Are these things free in the market?

If you have ever had the opportunity to work deeply in the house of God before, to see how the administration of a church is being run or facilitated, then you will know that no be paper or leaf them they spend! Some of you go to the church admin office to submit your business proposals for contracts to supply one thing one thing, did you give it to the church free? When you got the contract to supply or render your services in the church was it free? NO!!! And you sit to type on your phones or systems don't pay tithe don't pay tithe yen yen yen whereas na church dey pay your bills...
What of the instrumentalist, it is so hard these days to find someone who will play instruments for free. I know churches even smaller churches who pays their instrumentalist monthly or every Sunday. Why una no say NO I'm not collecting a dime, I am doing it for God. No be money these churches dey pay, Na Paper abi na leaf dem they pay?

What of the welfare? Feeding, clothing and shelter of the needy amongst us in church? Is it not money we use to put these things I'm place?

Because you pay your tithes to the wrong place, you pay your tithe to occultic churches, you pay your tithe to pastors who live lavish reckless lifestyle doesn't mean there are no genuine pastors out there who stands on the word of God only!

Those of us who pay our tithes and see the reward of Malachi 3 verse 10 knows the importance of Tithe in our lives. I am addicted to tithe paying! I pay it everyday. Even when someone gives me 200 naira, I pay tithe from it. I am not ashamed of tithe paying!!!

Malachi 3 verse 10, And prove me now if I will not open the windows of heaven!!!
It is not about going out to drop your tithe, No with your tithe in your hand, Prove God First!!!

Malachi 3 verse 10, And this is my favorite part, I will open my window of heavens, I will pour out my blessing that even the room will not be enough to receive it JESUS!
God said prove me and see if I will not open my window of heavens and pour out my blessings so much that even that our small cubicle room will be too small to receive his blessings on us.

Do I have a witness here? I am number ONE!!! Why should I allow somebody beliefs or opinion on tithe ruin or stop God's Blessings on my life? Why should I?

The blessings received from tithe paying are numerous aside financial blessings. What of the blessings of protection from evil of all kinds, what of the blessings of great jobs, contracts, fruit of the wombs, education, unmerited favour, shelter, feeding, Mercy, Grace etc? Are they all by your powers or doings? Do you know your tithes are being recorded in heaven oh ye faithfully stewards?

Pay your tithe at the right place and enjoy the blessings of Malachi 3 verse 10. Do not confuse giving charity as tithe paying. Do not let Satan fool you on that. They are two different things. I give to charity and I pay my tithe. Charity is charity (welfare), Tithe is tithe! No be the same. Don't get it twisted!

Are you the owner of the money? Did you come to this earth with money? Will you leave the earth with money? Every time my money my money my money WHO GAVE YOU THE MONEY MEHN? If people own money why don't they carry their money with them when leaving the earth?

Since the devil launched a social media campaign on tithe paying, has the church closed? Lols instead it keeps moving on day by day. Sincerely, I am amazed by the numbers of people who pays their tithe in the church despite all the satanic campaigns. It only shows where the devil belongs. He's always on the loosing side. He's a looser!!!

God bless everyone who pays their tithe in their various local churches. Thank you for paying your tithe. The Church Is Marching On...

In Dominion City, We pay our tithe. I pay my tithe, Pay your tithe!!!

Thank you and God Bless You...

If you are here to check if it's Anto gather here let's take a selfie lols

blesskewe:
That's not anto's hand

Oshey awon hand checkers lols

Ori Gbogbo "commenters" ti daru.
Who made you all judge over man huh
Awon assistant/deputy Jesus Christ oshi.
Dem never talk wetin dey do them.
No be Davido be their headache but As them dey see PBF dey go lokeloke, their body just dey pepper them unapologetically.
Make una leave matter for Mattias dem no go listen. God is the only true Judge dem no dey hear. Nonsense and Konkobility

Uhmmmm

Prazo1:
I would prefer notable brands .....

have seen havoc caused by cream makers

Kosi wahala

dawnomike:
1 - Tightly tie the upper region and lower region of the bite wit a rope to reduce the venom flow into the blood stream...

2 - Cut open the bite areawit a knife or blade and try to such out d venom

3 - place a cut of onions on d region.

NB: Do all d above while rushing the victim to the hospital

I'm about vomiting and loosing consciousness.
Ejor ewon omi so ju mi

*can't read further, close post

atiku4President:
That's insubordination if either you or your would- be wife is a member of the Church. Even if none of you are, you think the house of God is a place to do a thing like that without the consent of the man overseeing the affairs of the Church. What kind of a generation are we and how do human beings reason these days? How do you see it that you are engaging a sister in a Church where the pastor is not aware of the relationship? You think a Church is a social gathering? Tomorrow if anything happens to the relationship/marriage (but God forbid) social media will say you even got engaged before the Pastor. My friend, humble yourself and appreciate the pastor saved the image of the Church.

God Bless You for this

Orisirisi
Nothing wey Shilekunola no go see for church auditorium

Prazo1:
jmymy products. ..tried checking it nothing on it...

pls can you explain more or even a pic will do...tnks

It's a skin products for fair, dark and all other skin problems...
I will send a pics soon