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OP is a complete novice.

She is a hustler.

Majority of ladies that hang around eatries and bars with such stories are there to hustle.

I can bet u a million dollars, if u take her home, she will gladly spend one week with u, f.uck u, but u must be willing to pay.

I can assure u, go back there next Friday, she will surely be there.

In fact, there is a high probability she returned to the joint immediately u turned your back.

You wasted your money.

RIP

I am interested in what he does for a living.

That is misogynistic of PMB.

If this were to be a matured democracy, he will never smell any political office at any level again.

On this , he responded like a TRUE Dullard!

I am highly disappointed.

merahki:
@ all the posters who feel it is not spear
Once you understand any non- native speaker's posts....even if filled with grammatical and spelling errors....it is in serious poor taste to mock the person about it....there should be absolutely NO pride in being a perfect speaker, writer or understander of English language....when one is African . Do you guys not know about The Scramble for Africa? About trans-atlantic slave trade and the way our regions were amalgamated and colonised?
Outside of poor taste, it also shows up the mocker as ignorant too....

I truly hope you people see some sense in this...and stop this folly...forever!
The truly sad thing is that while laugh was wan killing you die, none of you bothered to teach that poster what the correct spelling is
I mean, do you guys know where and how he was raised? His level of education? His age? Who made you guys British? Even if you owned the associated passports!! Lawd.

I quoted you so they can see how you did the right thing

1,000,000 likes. non of his critics wrote down the correct spellings in their post

miketayo:
well yeah i am one of them.. watch modern family or big bang theory, u can tell there weren't forcing their jokes it all comes naturally and its also things we experience in our lives everyday.. I like AY but his movies arent that gud the last one is aweful, his skits too r just ok ...Bovi's skits are funnier

God bless you!

I think it has to do with the level of IQ of majority of Nigerians..Nigerian comedians are just dry and force things...Is there anyone here that can match Trevor Noah ? No.

BTW, I love Big Bang Theory like Kilode!

joeace2020:
Nigerians have a very poor or should i say weird taste in comedy. You'll sit with them and watch an American comedy with funny innuendoes and real foolishness that will make u almost laugh your guts out and it is one Okon who acts like a deranged epileptic patient thats funny to them. I think we have too much people with virtually non-existent IQ in this country so movie producers make dumb stuffs for them.

Thank you..there was a thread about funny American series and I was shocked only a few found " The Big Bang Theory"funny

real comedy is subtle and requires a litlle thinking to bring out the joke..not the imbelic and insulting acts that we call comedy. Even that young girl, Daniella , that insults elders that is popular is not funny to me.

dustmalik:
How are you sure MTN is currently using band 20(800)? Because band 7(2600) is the only band MTN mentioned on its website and everywhere else. Though, initially, MTN said it would deploy its LTE over band 20, but since its deployment, only band 7 has been mentioned.

They do...the move to acquire visafone is strictly to have access to visafone's 800 band to roll out LTE. They are silent about it because NCC didn't want them to call it MTN LTE but visafone LTE. In fact, their 800 band LTE has been ready since June. However, both mtn lte and visafone lte require mtn sim. I do not understand why NCC cannot just let that go.

deor03:
I don't know how deep you are in this field, but let me just state 3 simple advantages. I won't go too technical

The assumption here is that you are allowed to choose any freq spectrum by the local regulator

1. Coverage Distance: Frequency is inversely proportional to distance. Meaning the Lower the Frequency the further the coverage distance. So Glo Operating on 700Mhz covers more distance than ntel Operating on 900Mhz & 1800Mhz and both covers more distance than MTN on 2600Mhz using one site

2. Wall Penetration: The lower the frequency the better with wall penetration. So meaning Glo again has an advantage over ntel and ofcourse both have this advantage over MTN in term of wall penetration . Assumprtion is that both are shooting from same site and same Antenna Power. So a typical MTN will have to deploy elaborate indoor solution to Airports, Big hotels , etc to have more seamless LTE coverage on the 2600Mhz

3. Cost : From the 2 above, you can see that MTNN will deploy more sites to cover thesame area covered by one site of ntel and GLO. So in that case, e.g If GLO need about 2000 sites to cover Lagos, MTN might require 6000. This means they will spend much more to achieve thesame coverage, that is the reason they bought and want to use the visafone 800Mhz, but NCC has not allowed them thus far

MTN has 800 band too. MTN LTE has both 800 and 2600 band...

deor03:
While i agree with you 100% on the 1800 and 900 being GSM bands, what i am essentially saying is that LTE can be deployed on ANY band.

Ntel is using it's 1800 and 900 for LTE, while GLO,MTN ,Etisalat, Airtel are using theirs for 2G/3G; ( Etisalat that is presently refarming 5Mhz out of their 15Mhz on their 1800 Spectrum to deploy LTE ; trial will commence in Lagos soon)

Case closed...u understand what I am talking about.

deor03:
Hmmm.....this is not accurate

ntel did not refarm , they deployed 4G technology on their allocated freq spectrum.

Any operator can deploy any technology on their freq spectrum. MTN Had bought the Visafone 800Mhz spectrum to deploy LTE but for NCC interventions, that is why they rushed to deploy on the 2600Mhz band

2600Mhz spectrum that MTN deployed is not good for indoor coverage, because of poor wall penetration of high frequency bands. So essentially all the Operators SMILE, Spectranet, GLO , ntel and MTN are all INDEED 4G LTE.

The only difference is the band, on which it is deployed on.

If you want us to discuss the advantages of each band, then we can discuss further

what frequencies did NTel use? u know 1800 and 900 bands are general gsm frequency bands

GLO just rushed their LTE , they are not really ready. What NTel did is called refirming of the 900 and 1800mhz band to roll out LTE.

The only opertaor with LTE on mobile with true LTE coverage is MTN. They are the only one that bidded for the 2600 band that u will find on most mobiles. MTN LTE bands is 800 and 2600 bands and they have more than 1000 sites already.

If u really want to use LTE without hassles, better use MTN.

obailala:
Considering that the delay in constituting a cabinet and the delay in getting the 2016 budget approved is blamed as one of the reasons behind the mess in the economy, I am yet to see any single person in this thread who can explain what exactly is wrong with the government planning early enough for 2017.

Thank you

I have never seen such a one sided story before in my life.

The writer is the wicked one trying to make a man look like the devil.

It is so apparent the writers hates the husband.

RIP to the young lady.

MTN did not sack anybody. They all work with CNSSL. CNSSL .

What is illegal in a company doing legit business and taking their profits back home.

Did MTN not pay tax at different levels to the Government and relevant government agencies? If the answer is yes, then there is nothing to investigate.

There is absolutely no need to create this thread.

They didn't do you any harm. You didn't plan your time well.

Are u saying vio should take into consideration road users runnig late? How will they ascertain that?

A smart way to not run late is to leave early. Lagos roads are very unpredictable and several factors cause bottle necks that results in traffic gridlock.

You only find it convenient to blame VIO for your lateness. They did not do you any harm.

Blame the government for lack of common sense.

Why drive your car through a flooded tunnel to make a political point?

He should have taken a picture at a safe distance with his vehicle intact to make his point.

Alimosho

I like the originality.

Try and improve on the facial expressions for each shot.

Guys would stop demanding for sex if girls stop being emotional and financial burdens.

They expect the bf to recharge their phones, call them, sponsor birthrdays, take them out to movies , eateries, buy shoes, cloth etc whereas all she has to do is be there to enjoy..majority offer nothing.

At a point, the boy realises, if she leaves, money spent is down the drain. And the chances of girls leaving u is very high, especially when they are still young. They rarely pass up the opportunity to upgrade their BFs..

Demand for sex is just a consolation for the guys..a guy that is genuinely in love with u will still hurt when u leave,even when he has slept with u.

So a more balanced relationship is what will dowse the tension for sex..buy him gifts, genuine ones not boxers. Call him up and take him out and be responsible for the cost sometimes. Sponsor his brithdays, yes , it won't kill u. And remind him of how lucky u are to have him in your life..He may still want sex but won't ne angry if u refuse.

Lastly, true love is genuinely unconditional. However, setting conditions ensures no one gets hurt or cheated. Girls want true love, if that is true, sex is an important ingredient of true love. The moment u do not want to do that, then u have accepted reality and stepped out of fantasy land. There is no unconditional love.

usbcable:
your title says "in all aspects" you listed only health and tourism.

As for the ICT, note that MOBILE MONEY is not a same as ICT. Nigeria is far ahead of Kenya in MOBILE BANKING as against MOBILE MONEY.

MOBILE MONEY thrives in kenya due to the absence of Commercial Banking infrastructure and integration of ePayment channels (MOBILE BANKING, ATM, POS, ONLINE PAYMENT GATEWAYS). These however is in advanced stages in Nigeria..

Nigeria is ahead of Kenya as a technology hub

God bless you. How can OP relate ICT to only mobile money. Nigerian ICT sector is 100 times bigger than Kenya's.. He did not do a deep research on that.

The OP is not as intelligent as she think she is.

Her written English is poor.

Ability to see beyond the obvious is a sign of intelligence and you do not pocess that.

Also, this guy may not be all that but based on your level of exposure and intelligence, you think he is all that.

My advice: Focus on your studies and redefine your priorities and approach to people. Maybe, life will present you another opportunity in future.

ThatSameGuy:
Wrong Information. Those are Visafone data plans.

You are partially correct.

MTN has bought Visafone and used the visafone frequecies to roll out 4G LTE..they wanted to call it mtn 4G LTE but NCC objected. Therefore, it is technically mtn 4G LTE but will be marketed like Visafone products.

She is thin jare

She thin jare

soberdrunk:
To think that i have two "bsc's" and 1 "msc" and i drive a bloody honda and kia and this guy kicks a ball for a living and see his list of cars! "WALAHI ISNOR BY GRA GRA OOOO" ORI YATO SO ORI

You are still in the top 5%, be grateful

Too many panties and bra posts making to nairaland front page these days.

For lazy forumites like me, I would love to see more educative posts hit front page. The front page used to be very rich, now it has become a little too shallow .

Fabulocity:
Gosh you guys are a bunch of dumbasses.

Naijasinglegirl is just bring sarcastic. This is supposed to be a humorous post but y'all are too dull to realise that.

Thank you...now I have confirmed through you that we still have few intelligent people left on this site..

I am shocked to see everyone took her post serious.

goshen26:
Nice one from Fayose....but wait ooo, Y is it that I don't find cows going upandan in Lagos?

What exactly will they graze on in Lagos?

Smellymouth:
"You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life..."

==>Albert Camus..

N.P==> Humble Smith -- Osinachi..

Plenty people don dey ask/
Na which baba do the jazz/
Say the baba do well for me oh/
Now my live don better/
Not because i suffer pass/
Not because i pray and fast/
nno be osho no be jazz/
Okwa chineye..

https://38.media.tumblr.com/7b15a0310370fe8bd0e71deadba77e75/tumblr_npvkiwxaRf1t2wcuno1_400.gif

Your posts crack me up all the time..you are good at this.

Seun should seriously consider putting u on his team.

samuel3818:
I am one of the many job seeking graduates in the country. I have attended interviews and written several tests. The attitude of Hiring Managers to job seekers can be frustrating. I just had a very terrible experience today.
I was in my hometown in Osun state when all of a sudden, i got a call from a company i had a telephone interview with after series of tests to come for a face to face interview today Wednesday. the though of rescheduling did not even cross my mind as i seriously need a job. I left Osun for Lagos on Tuesday in readiness for my interview that was supposed to hold today. I got to the office about 1hr 30mins earlier than the time the interview was scheduled for and was met by a receptionist uttering the words "oh, sorry i forgot to call you..I actually thought you would come later than this. Your interview has been moved from 12 noon to 2pm". I then responded and made it clear that although I should have been informed earlier, it was still not a big issue. i opted to wait in the office till 2pm. When it was 2pm, i asked another staff to help me remind the receptionist that i was still waiting. A few minutes later, i was informed that the people that were supposed to interview me were still not ready. One was away on an assignment and the other was to start a meeting later. I was then asked to come back another day. Needless to say, I felt very bad as i waited that long only to be met with disappointment.
Dear Hiring managers, attitudes such as this one make job seekers feel bad. The long wait for mails(sometimes taking months), the needless habit of making job seekers wait for long hours before being attended to, the sometimes funny and unrealistic interview questions(a friend was asked why he didnt make all A's in his WAEC) amongst others are just so not fair. Please make job seekers feel like humans and not like slaves, afterall, the journey of a thousand miles begins with one step. Who knows what will happen tomorrow when i show up at the office again?


PS: I studied Engineering (2-1) and i would be willing to forward my CV to anyone who so wishes to see it. I am sure one or two things would be of interest

Serious MNC compnaies do not do that.

You can determine how internal HR policies are from when you are being recruited. In fact, where I work, if a panel is just 15mins late, they will apologie and sometimes they feed u.

Do not be discouraged, be calm and if u were selected, and become good at what u do, your time there will be brief and such firms hardly hold onto their best hands.