₦airaland Forum

Cockroaches breathe through their skin

When you spray insecticides on cockroaches, it blocks this opening and they struggle to breathe...in a bid to get air , they flip over before they die

saintdennis:
Nigeria is becoming a farce...@ a time when the govt is advocating entrepreneurship someone takes to the streets carrying a placard asking for JOB gets to meet the vp? Wow!

Talk about mixed messages!

Anyway congrats to her... innovative begging ti take over?

Thank you...for me, both the windscreen washer and the placard carrying lady are beggers...INNOVATIVE BEGGING

It is only one life you have...how you choose to live it is your business.

But if your sole aim in life is to destroy to make a point, u will realise on your death bed or fruitless such and endeavour is...

This world was not designed to be fair..there is no egalitarian society anywhere in the world.

[quote author=bonechamberlain post=45922779]this is the way to go, with an extremist as president prepare yourself don't be caught unawares.

its only sheer ignorance parochial reasoning that makes people think that the east hates the north. the east would never vote buhari even if Jesus Christ asks them to do. buhari is an illiterate, extremist one with a parochial medieval and ottoman mindset. one who shouldn't be in seat of leadership in a semi civilized country like Nigeria. the north has other moderates, who should lead this country not extremists like buhari, el rufai, kwankwaso etc. even the APC hierarchy knows this bit because of their hatred for gej they chose the devil. the same buhari who tinubu called a destabilizing factor in Nigeria is being supported by tinubu.

all sourthern states should follow the route of fayose. the north central can also follow if they wish. [/quote

Look in the mirror critically bro....there you will find your answers.

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LuxuryMilk:
You have a wicked heart. So people that had no opportunity to go to university dont deserve to be rewarded?

Do u knw wt he may have bin tru over d years? Along with other unemployed youth?

Be careful d way you judge lest u find urself in a bitter position tomorrow.

Help whoever u can help no matter how little it seems.

U lack comprhension skills and ability to think deeply.

This guy dropped out of school and out of all the numerous skills a young man can learn, he choose windscreen cleaning in traffic. BRAVO!
A young man, choose that and because he wore a suit doing it, u all turned him into a celebrity.

I see serious young men all around me involved in genuine hustle and those are the ones that deserves reward not this lazy begger looking for for sympathy.

I stand by my earlier arsetion that we are rewarding laziness.

Our society keeps rewarding thrash.

An undergraduate that couldn't learn a proper skill is now being rewarded for wearing suit to clean windscreens in traffic.

Let social media keep rewarding laziness and corporate begging beacuse that is exactly what the windscreen bullshit is about.

I will rather reward an undergraduate that wore a suit to learn tilling , carpentry, tailoring , painting, welding, barbing etc than this lazy scammer that was roaming round southwest towns looking for sympathy.

Well , it worked , you all bought it hook line and sinker .

fx45:
The political class aren't the ones slaughtering Igbos at the slightest provocation in the North.

And for your information, mutual hatred and distrust are enough reasons for a breakup.

Best of luck.

fx45:
Why are you Northerners so scared of the disintegration of Nigeria? Please, can you be honest enough to tell me what I have in common with an Islamist like yourself... What do we have in common and why should we remain in the same country?

You see, bigotry has eaten deep into your heart. Anyone with a contrary opinion is a northerner or islamist. I even saw one here writing "yoruba Muslims " futher diving yoruba into muslims and Christians.

The country cab break, I don't care, I am just worried about the level of blackmail and hatred being spewwed online by youths who should know better.

Nigeria can break, I am just smart enough to recognise the breakway parts will be worse than the whole because the basis for breakup is HATRED and nothing else. Hatred that was planted into you by the polical class. They successfully made you believe the reason why u can't have the best facilities and a better life is because of a particular tribe or section of the country and u belived it.

Nigeria expired because Jonathan lost the general elections.

Disintegration or not, all these noise about Disintegration ia fall out of the last general elections.

SS and SE hates Buhari and they are willing to let the country burn because of that hatred..

Same tactics north used to frustrate GEJ government through boko haram. At the end it is the ordinary citizens that bears the brunt of the hardship of the leaders with selfish interest we take sides with.

Ask for resposnsible leadership at all levels not war.

If Nigeria breaks up today...there will still poor people, poor facilities, corruption in the breakaway countries, In fact, it will now become easier to colonize the people through political power.

MadCow1:
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OP what should we be seeing?


OP is remarkably dumb.

This post speaks volumes of the OP's intellect. I wouldnt employ him to wash car's in my company.

OP, Fish marketing is a very tasking job. Its not about carrying fish on your head to go hawk on the streets but rather going about like 'Bank Marketers' do to source for new clients. Not just Market women but corporate clients that would buy in bulk and even issue the Fish Comapny a Purchase Order.


Restaurants like Jevenik, Mama Cass and the likes are a very good customer base. They will need this fishes on demand. They will be willing to enter into a frame Agreement with the Farm and issue the farm a running Purchase Order for supply.

Exporters are another large market. Find Clients in the U.K, U.S, Canada and Asia to supply these products and expand the Companies reach to international markets.

I would take out Branding, Advertising and Merchandising as that should be contracted out to professionals.




This Job is not easy, but I will not take it because it only pays on Sales Commission. The Company should have a salary for its Marketers and then add a sales commission to it.

Almighty God will continue to increase your knowledge and wisdom.

There is a reason why poor people are poor and sometimes I believe people always deserve what they got.

See them complaining about an opportunity to make something out of life....their is so much to be done and gradutes are epxected to transform indutires they become part of.

Keneking:
There is nothing wrong in the advert

God bless u.

I don't know why graduates complain about everything.

The possibilities are endless but they all fail to see it.

They leave school and come into the business environment with a false sense of entitlement...

How did end up with youths that hinged their future on a divided country?

If you are poor as a Nigerian, You will be poor as a biafran.

If the leaders from your region are corrupt as Nigerians, they will be corroupt as Biafrians or Arewas.

We need to hold our leaders accountantable and continue to work and develop oursleves as individuals instead of waking up everyday with sole purpose of ethnic bragdo online.

Google , Apple , Samsung are private companies that are financially more bouyant than Nigeria as country.

Youths, think solutions instead of hatred. Time is going and u have only one life to live...the poor Igbo, Yoruba or Hausa man is not your enemy or responsible for your currnet state.

We all desrie a good life no matter ethic or religious affiliation and the common enemy are corrupt leaders.

Nigerians are so gullible and that is why we have so many beggars on our roads and everywhere you turn.

All I see is a lazy man trying to draw sympathy so people can give him money.

I do not care what people say, even if you are a drop out, go and learn a skill..carpentry, tailoring, tilling, brick laying, welding, barbing etc.

Last week, I entered a male saloon and saw a young girl among the barbers, if she had attended to me, I would not collect my change. People like her are the ones that deserve my #100.

Me I see beyond the charade of lazy men and women that litter our society, there is so much to do that a young man should not be wasting his productive years doing this. Is he handicapped? No.

Fiction

MrAdetunjiBayo:
My dear yoruba muslim brother, our new anthem is Kanu, beans and kuje. Sing with me Kanu ooo, Beans ahhhhh!

You see, you gave yourself up by trying so hard to even further segregate yorubas through religious lines. Yorubas are one either muslim or Christian. Religious bigotry is not a trait of a true yoruba man or woman.

Everyone shouting Buhari, is it Buhari that allocated the oil wells? Or did they just find out ownership of the oils well this year.

When we cry, doesn't mean our eyes can not see. Yes , some section of the country do not want Buhari in power but is it worth destryong assets in your land because you hate the man at the center?

North east Nigeria will never recover from Boko Haram set back in 100yrs now I am certain a certain part of Nigeria is set to join the backward north east

Amnesty has failed

Nigerians are too sentimental. If GLO isn't paying taxes then FIRS should close their offices.

Nothing Fulani or political about that.


And for those shouting MTN , they fined MTN 1.4trillion for not registering sim , what do u think government will do if MTN was not paying taxes?

steinalb:
You can classify it as anything. People are using the word and is working for them since nigeria is in electrical darkness again, why don't you go down the street and hug that new transformer.

Another juvenile.

GloriaNinja:
But that word BAE is damn annoying, geez.

We share the same sentiments.

The moment I see someone using bae, I classify them as dumb , local , unexposed etc.

This word was made popular by a guy that pretends he is an illiterate and everyone is using it.

I hate the word BAE like kilode.

MetaHuman:
Its today I knw that Christians are the biggest hypocrites of all time. I use to think its the Muslims.

Just imagine the ediots supporting wike statement and referring to sharia being practised in zamfara that doesn't not involve Christians.
These set of people will set internet on fire shouting buhari is islamising them and calling Muslims derogatory names if one governor from north say something like this.

I bless the day I emancipate my self from religions that have turned my people to braindead slowpoke.

I thought I was the only one that noticed the hypocrisy in their reaction , you cannot come and shout islamization, sharia and technically support someone using the state to support your relgion. If u are against islamiAtion, u should condem with same vigour chritianization.


The biggest religion in Nigeria is not Christianity or Islam but hypocrisy and everyone is guilty.

MrBrownJ ,

The lady thinks she is smart but she isn't. You IQ is way higher than hers and the more she tries to wriggle out of her prostitutes mentality the more she sinks into it.

How can u claim u are not a prostitute when one of her response to a post that suggests men and women should pay for thier meals on a date is "..he should invest in u through his wallet" she even wrote dollars. That is her state of mind and she has been raised and believed that is the norm.

Unfortunately, we men know majority of our ladies think sex is a reward for a man that spends on them , including married ones, so unfortunate...the palyboys have figured this out. Intstead of her to appreciate you for showing her how to maintain faireness and equity for a real mutually beneficial relationship , she goes on and on displaying her abysmal ignorance.

I love how u make them see how illogical women approach to a relationship is.

kobonaire:
I think I will have better luck squeezing water out of a stone than getting you to understand the business of football.

Till you can show me proof that La Liga as a league has better TV revenues than EPL, I will not waste my time arguing with someone who cannot under the basics of finances/revenue of a league.

You are the one missing his point. He is discussing quality of play and overall technical ability of the players in the league while you are talking revenues . Two completely different issues

Childish!

Seun, please create a kids section so posts like this can be moved there.

diagro:
Shame shame shame on u Igbos & Yorubas here being so mentally tiny u want to use every opportunity to exhibit tribalism. I realise that all tribes have both great & worthless people. d worthless people in each tribe become tribalistic because they want to get the personal values they lack in their tribe. fortunately, what matters most is YOU & not ur tribe.

God bless you. I know the mentally enslaved that lack leadership qualities or ability to reason critically by what they put up online (nairaland, twitter FB etc).

It is sad and shameful that majority of these bigots are youths. So each time I see them complain about their leaders I do not have sympathy for them because they will be worse than the leaders they criticize.

OP should be careful before moving in with anyone.

Are u living in isolation that u didn't exploit the possibles within your existing circle of friends and relative before coming to naiaraland?

Are u so liberal and tolerant u think u can live with anyone starnger ?

I am not saying the offer is not genuine but i find it strange u got an offer in Lagos and the only help for accommodation had to come from an anonymous forum of close to a million people .

humilitypays:
Seriously Nigerians are damn sick! You are not even thinking of using your so-called oil company experience to startup an oil servicing company in partnership with some of your smart-thinking colleagues or to startup a business in a related field so as to create job and become a company owner and employer of labour in years to come, but you are here thinking of going to acquire another nonsense paper qualification just to justify your foolish ego.

Now I see why Nigeria is under-developed with high rate of unemployment.

People only think about acquiring paper qualifications just to answer professor, doctor, engineer, accountant, this and that without using it to create jobs and employ people…

Its so unfortunate that the so-called first class graduates are just theory-minded and can´t create any meaningful solution to global problems, but only after paper qualifications to get job and get more pay and serve others till they die, so pathetic.

Did Mark Zuckerburg graduate from Harvard university before he developed Facebook? How many masters does Seun Osewa have before he created nairaland? How many masters does Bill Gates have before he started Microsoft? How many masters does Aliko Dangote have? How many masters does Carlos Slim, and all the great people deciding global technology and economy future have? If you check well, the founder of that so-called oil company you are working with probably isn't a graduate talk more of a masters or PhD degree holder….but he employed you and many other Bsc, Msc, and PhD holders and deciding your fate and future in his bedroom, nonsense Nigerian youths, think!

Use the money you have saved so far (that's if at all you are telling us the truth) to create job for other unemployed youths roaming the streets in search of a job to get started and stop pursuing paper qualification that will only make you a bigger slave and another man's servant!

If you are truly smart, there are plenty opportunities to explore with the little money you have saved….I am sorry to say this (sincere apology to my great Yoruba friends), I am suspecting that you must be a Yoruba guy because you guys love paper qualification so much more than creativity, and why? Simply because you feel and believe that having big big degrees will make you become manager and director so that you will sit in another man´s company to be collecting big salary without any meaningful contribution than using juju to bring down others trying to climb close to your position! This is bad and we the younger Nigerian generation must correct this ill-mentality our useless fathers installed in us.

I am so disappointed with all the people advising you….none of them ever told you to create jobs with the money you have saved or maybe you were using your income to live a luxury life and carrying runs girls up and down in the name of oil company worker…I pity the future of Nigeria because the youths today are not thinking of creating companies that will employ our unborn children, instead they are busy axcquiring paper certificates to secure jobs in the few existing companies started by young people like them some years and decades ago, shame on all Nigerian youths, shame on you all!!

God bless you!

Be careful what you spend your life and time pursuing because you may already be there.[i][/i]

If after masters your plan is to secure another oil and gas job then do not quit. I can authoritatively tell you if you look closely, there are people with that qualification you are pursuing doing exactly the same job you do in your industry or company.

However, if your plan is to end up in the academics fields then you can quit.

This story and the boys picture really got me angry.

Who are the animals that did this? If this were to be my relative, I will throw all the resources available to me into making sure the perpetrators are found. I will not relent till I leave this world. If they are caught, they will go through the most painful and slow form of killing ever known to man.

Why take away so much from a young boy at such a young age?


Such a wicked and barbaric act!

Acidosis:
wasted my data

Me too

DickTator1:
And Buhari should have been a mai suya since he's to old to ride okada.

Una no go kill person for nairaland

edoziebobbyyahoocom:
Oga make i hear word abeg, which one be empower. They have explioted nigerians, they have made and are making billions from nigerians. They give scholarships to only science and technology students who can in return help their company. Am yet to see where they have given and not collected.

Myopic reasoning of the highest level.

He who educates empowers and the same Nigerians they give scholarships now may return to run the company better. Isn't that a win win situation for company and country?

Abi until they crash and have nothing to offer before u are Happy?