₦airaland Forum

Atmmachine:


Good for them

This is what you get when you collaborate with the government of a country to suck up the oil, take all the jobs and leave the cizitens of that country unemployed

Go to the oil wells all over Nigeria, all you will see are white men

Do you have the requsite skills?

OBAGADAFFI:
From the forensic report .

The man is not the father of the Girl.

Thank you!

I am surprised everyone did not see that critical information in the advert.

MY THOUGHTS:

The lady transffered another mans pregnacy to get hooked to the man. Since the pregnacy and the baby is not his, the marriage is null and the product fraudulently transffered, the baby, disowned. Shikena.

The man is smart, if he does not do this, the illegitimate child may have legitimate access to his assets when he dies.

Benita27:
Iranu!, only you are impotent and can't man up.

what kind of a man would allow his cheating wife chase him out of his own house?.

So it is still the mans fault...

I knew someone will find a way to blame the man for being a reasonable fellow.

Babalegba:
He was right about the yahoo acronym Westerners have a well developed sense of humour

Okay. Thanks

Classcaptain! Respect!

This is original, witty and I am impressed with how you intelligently used current issues and some history in your write up.

You wamted it to be funny and it is. You specifically wrote this for nairalanders. You understand your targeted audience. Non vistors to the site will enjoy it too.

I can boldly say you have a good syle that can make you money. Keep it up!!

Well done!

Some of his abbrevations are completely wrong...google, yahoo etc

greenpasture:
Let me address your initial post here. I completely agree with you that non profits should be regulated and I agree with you that churches are not specifically targeted. Neither are the thousands of private trusts and foundations managed directly by families under wills, Deed of gifts or settlement.

This is the problem.

The Code is part of the dysfunction of Nigerian government similar to a civil defence official arresting you for not having a fire extinguisher in your car. It is an abuse of office and of the law and sound societies are not built this way.

1. The NFP code is not promulgated law. It did not pass through NASS neither did it require or receive the assent of either GEJ or PMB. It is a guidance code without any sanction for breach whatsover. And why would this be? Perhaps because it contains no sanctions or enforcement power. Let us go to point 2.

2. The FRCN is NOT the body tasked with supervising NFP management structures or governance. This is admitted by the FRCN in clause 35 of the code. It only has remit for financial statements. The body tasked with Managing companies AND NPF's is the corporate affairs commission, the Federal Inland Revenue ( FIRS). The latter issues them with Tax Exemption Certificates while the former supervises and investigates their operations under pursuant to sections 315(2) and 606 of the CAMA where the interest of the public so demands.

3. The code published by FRCN ( being at best subordinate orders or guidance/practice notes has attempted to amend two pieces of superior Federal legislation by fiat. Namely the CAMA and the Trustee Investments Act without legislative approval and without reconciling conflicting clauses Without first amending these two pieces of legislation through the NASS the FRCN code is void to the extent of such inconsistency.

We need to avoid getting trapped in the matrix here. Many people including myself feel upset with the way many religious bodies comport themselves. Anti church sentiment is high because of the opaque way many of them manage money and especially their failure to translate this into better lives for the poor in society. Many others see this as an opportunity to score political points - blaming GEJ or PMB. This is also part of the cleverly constructed Nigerian matrix that gets people to waste their energies and focus. What is really important is that things be done legally - this is the foundation of a just society

The FRCN over reached its powers and created a potential legal traffic jam. Happily it has been resolved for now. May I also point out that many private Foundations and Family Trusts would have been affected with the loss of international donor support and the inability of Trustees to provide for beneficiaries ( many of them aged people and under aged children)

I have enjoyed reading many of your posts and I like the way you try to isolate key points for the reader. I wish you a prosperous and fulfilled new year.

Nice. Insightful and concisely put.

Sultan is a traditional ruler first. He maybe removed as head of council for Islamic affairs but as Sultan, capital No.

yemi2plus:
I think you're all getting it wrong. From the picture above, there are only two ladies duplicated into four and if I'm to guess the mother, I'll pick the second person from either left or right cause they're one and same person.

You are very observant. It is just a mirror image.

Mirror image. Only two people are in the real picture

Rayton:
He didn't drift anywhere, u just wanted him to have written the way u wanted ..... Its non fiction and it is got to be told the way it is..... Don't demoralise the young man.........I hardly comment on works but this one is exceptional.. . OP kudos

He drifted, there were a conversations that was unnecessary. One particularly jumped out.

While I wanted him to be better, you all think he was perfect. I do not have time to analyse each post, but I can tell u, he embellished some truths when he started talking about 6 rounds of sex, trying to paint a picture of macho sex machine.. we do not need all that, no one can verify such. Typing "..we made passionate love afterwards is enough for the discerning mind.."

The innate ability to impress people like u made him lie a little. I am not easily carried away like majority of you praise singers.

nawa4naija:
how i wrote it here, is the only little way i could summarise it nothing was embellished

So all the 6 rounds and later 4 rounds of sex same day was the truth abi?


Keep deceiving the gulible ones

Good job OP.

However, I am 100% certain you embelished some truths. You also drffted off a little by including some uneccesary details.

Kudos for being able to conclude it.

xendra:
lol...guysssss!!! what do you people really think about women?? that they dont know the only reason you are nice is when you want something?? you call that love we dont

I know when a guy is genuinely nice, and I know when he's just being nice to get want he wants and they are not the same thing.

y'all should stop claiming you love a woman because you did little thing for her as if she dont know you wouldn't be doing it if you didn't want somethingn

You absolutely right. All the boys are asking is to not take advantage of those that like you that you are not interested in.
Reject their nice gestures when you already figured them out and u know it will never happen.

What has Buhari got to do with Fayose's dress to Ekiti HOA?

TFLAME:
it's an infection... ( scabies ) .. it's so bad.. you will itch your body and balls like your life depends on it.. it's that bad.. I've been a victim and it spreads So fast .. you will itch your balls no matter where you are at that moment. if you don't na wahala... quote me if you ever had scabies... I need meds

Thank you!

I knew he must have been dealing with an infection.

My take from majority of the people blaming OP is that you have all confirmed the average Nigeiran is opportunistic and selfish

So if a guy decides to be nice or impresses with take outs at the begining of a relationship that is a sign that you should continue to take advantage of the person. Such a warpped logic with a false sense of entitlement to someone elses cash becasue they care about you.

Mind u, it is not only in a BF/GF relatioship I find this 419 trait. It cuts across all interactions. Be nice to guys in a pub and buy them drinks and majority of them see u as the guy that will pay everytime you hangout with them.

@OP,

You did nothing wrong by taking her to eatries, it is the selfish nature of Nigerians, they abuse every situation like yours, and put the blame of a girl that is milking you dry on you. Do not let those that say the blame is yours get to u, they all lack depth.

Teempakguy:
The stuff this guy is saying makes an awesome movie.

We think alike.

A creative movie maker, Hollywood best like Spilberg, can make a meaningful movie out of his theories

MrPresident1:
As the people got poorer the church auditoriums got fuller. Poverty and religion are inversely proportional.

But each dispensation with its own revelation, what they had was good for their time. The age of knowledge and enlightenment is upon us. The Apocalypse beckons.

Directly proportional you mean. As poverty increases, church auditorioms also got bigger.

Since these prophesies are cast in stone and cannot be altered,there is no need to do anythig because it is beyond man and man cannot do anything to alter Gods ultimate plan.

No matter how hard we pray, earth will be destroyed anyways based on the books.

ajasa4link:
Abeg what does it mean when they say six figure salary in Nigeria? Do they mean N100,000 and above or N1,000,0000?.....

Between #100,000 to #999,999 is six figure salary.

S..exing couples are happy couples!

How can there be peace when this amount of amunition is in the hands of people illegally in just one state?

Nigeria is sitting on a gun powder!

Imagine what would be revealed if bokoharam decides to lay down their weapons like this...

Lawless country!

Dino craves attention so much.

That apperance was about the slippers for him.....

Enoquin:
While Michael has the right to call Kaffy out, he shouldn't do so to the profession's future detriment. Tomorrow, Mr Eazy might contract Michael's team to dance and just before going on stage, do what Davido did, is that when dancers will want to fight for their right?

Personal beef should never blind objectivity.

God bless you.

The fact that you do not like someone does not mean you should support what is not right.

Nigerians are the most gullible set of people on earth.

I now understand clearly why politicians take us for fools.

We are not as smart as we think and inherently so selfish.

I am now convinced beyond reasonable doubt that MMM will crash before March 2017.

30% profit and 10% marging on referrals without product or services and majority did not see a fundamental flaw in that because they are still being paid. Unbelievable!

There are more dumb people roaming around in Nigeria and the number is so alarming because we errounously calsify them as educated.

If you believe OP, you should return your certificate if you have one.

adconline:
This is a Ponzi scheme! This is a scam. It's going to run out of money when no new members are recruited. Let's have this discussion in 6-12months from now?

Simple as ABC.

It is the new memebers funds that is paid out as profits. Immdeiately it gets saturated and new members become difficult to add it will crash. It will not even take up to 12 months to get to the saturation level at rate I am seeing comments from nairalanders.

shedy03:
did u say N150, where is this? where are u based? some people say N1100.

It is #150 .it has nothing to do with location. I have the 4G lte mtn sim in my phone...

I am based in Lagos

okitikpo:
did they just upgraded your current SIM to 4G or swapped it with another SIM for the N150

They will give u another sim for #150.

The sim upgraded is basically a sim swap with 4G capabilities.

Iroko1:
Go to any of there office with #900 you are good go

Not true..all one needs is #150... one hundred and fifty naira...