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Hang in there with your joyful Testimony.

You’ve not collected your PVC yet. By 2023 Election, they’ll tell to fill the form again and issue you similar acknowledgment Slip. Mark today’s down

We’re aware! That’s a typical Nigerian Politicians for you. They’ve started sourcing for funds for the Elections at the expense of the populace. Same thing they accused the govt of Goodluck Jonathan for is what they’re doing. Same Old thief thief

Transparency International says Buhari's government is using an increasing amount of 'security votes' in the run-up to the election: "this abrupt increase should ring alarm bells"— Stephanie Findlay

Ahead of the 2019 Presidential elections in Nigeria, Transparency International and the Civil Society Legislative Advocacy Center (CISLAC) are calling on candidates to commit to scrapping the unaccountable and secretive “security vote” spending – one of the most durable forms of corruption in Nigeria—saying that they fail to provide real security for citizens.



http://ti-defence.org/publications/camouflaged-cash-how-security-votes-fuel-corruption-in-nigeria/

EsanEmmanuel:
Y'all should try picture perfect (nollywood version)
it's not really a new movie but it's superdope.. it's on netnaija.. I'll give it 7.5/10

That movie is quite hilarious. I’ve seen it thrice. Very funny Yoruba Agbero Nigga! Omo, I like sha.!

koice:
If mindf**k is your thing, you might wanna check out the following:

- Stalker,
- Videodrome,
- Naked Lunch,
- Eraserhead,
- Existenz,
- The Prestige,
- Interstellar,
- 12 Monkeys,
- Looper,
- Predestination,
- Cloud Atlas,
- Shutter Island,
- Eyes wide shut,
- Vanilla Sky,
- Mulholland Drive,
- Interstate 60,
- Dust Devil,
- They Live,
- The man who fell to Earth,
- Strange Days,
- Jacobs Ladder,
- Zardoz,
- Solaris,
- Sunshine,
- Event Horizon,
- Moon,
- Black Swan,
- Mr Nobody,
- The Machinist,
- The Usual Suspects,
- Memento,
- Altered States,
- The last wave,
- Dreamscape
- Inception

You won't regret any of the ride.

Oops! I just downloaded 90% of all these movies. 22GB in all. Full HD. Sweet Weekend

Cool

Singapore1:
everytime you visit the already opened tab again, it has to reload again

But that’s how all phones operate or is that I’m not getting you?

Singapore1:
i know someone will still create something like this....

1. regarding your first point, that is a fat big lie, i currently have iphone 7 and samsung galaxy A7 , most of the app i have on ios is on samsung
and i can tell you with authority that samsung apps are faster , the apps that are faster are those exclusively made for apple

2. you can't operate multiple windows simultaneously on apple, one app has to stop for another, you can however do that on samsung , this is something i have tested on both phones

most popular apps are better designed on apple though ( whaatsapp telegram etc )

3. apple batteries are weaker compare to samsung

i can counter the rest ..but i get pikin to baby sit for house

Based on Item 2, I’ve IPhone 6 Plus and I can navigate multiple windows just like in Android just by tapping the home button twice concurrently. I hope I’m not using Oluwole IPhone

alBHAGDADI:
Churches have been Americanized. They have now become entertainment centers filled with unserious people. If you doubt me, tell your pastor to check the phones of everyone in Church this coming Sunday. You will likely see porn, BBNaija and all sorts of nonsense they shouldn'nt be in Church with.

It is all thanks to the American style of gospel and its feel good sermon. Ask yourself, when was the last time your pastor's bitter truth made you feel uncomfortable in Church? You can't remember. That is why ladies now bare their cleavages comfortably in Church and young guys sag too. It's all because the pastor has been tasked to deliver a certain target of money to the headquarters before he can be promoted to the post of senior pastor. If he becomes strict by dishing out the bitter truth, half of the congregation will migrate to a lenient Church, many of which are springing up today. This means the pastor wont be able to meet his target cos those that will donate money have been chased away by the truth of God.

Such a pastor will rather massage your ears with sweet lies of how you will build a mansion and have 12 cars in two months time, when it's a salary of 30k you earn. That is why you find tonnes of Christians staying up late at night to watch BBNaija show but can never read their Bible except when the business minded pastor tells them to open it in Church.

Ladies now care more about their curves than what they have in their head. Yet all these big pastors are not preaching against such. When was the last time Adeboye and Oyedepo preached bitterly about the high rate of immorality seen in Christian lives today? All they want to do is tell you about blessings and prosperity. Ladies now compete to be the one with the highest high hills in Church. They are always welcomed. But when they are seen in Church every time dressed like that, then it means the Church has become a really comfortable place for them. A true Church will be a place they won't want to return to. And if they do, it will mean their dress mode has changed for good.

About instrumentalist, how won't they be messed up the way they are? Imagine them playing small doctor's music while doing praise and worship. What about Davido, wizkid etc? Is God now so hungry for music that He now craves from the worldly scene? Well, it's all entertainment. Keep the people entertained so they can part with their money for us to build bigger branches of Bank/Church.

A true Christian revival is coming.

Gbam!!!

I actually wonder who even introduced hiring instrumentalists to come play in church. Can't there be an in house grooming/training for choir and instrumentalists? Tho some pastors usually fear that they’ll leave for another church to be paid after such investment in them. By and large, there’s need to incorporate them into the ministry so they won’t view it as a regular job

Pst. Mike Bamiloye observed that the Church Instrumentalists attitudes in the church have been universally agreed upon based on their various disposition.

See below his observations about them

I HAVE A SERIOUS CONCERN
The Church Instrumentalists.
Those Young Men and Boys that play Musical instruments in the Church.
I don't Understand Many of Them.
I come Across them everywhere I have gone.
As if their Attitudes have been Universally Agreed upon.
You will be Preaching, They will be
Fiddling with Guitar Strings.
You will be Teaching, many of them will be Sleeping or browsing.
Messages of great importance will be blaring out to the Congregation,
They will be using their Keyboard to Confirm what the Preachers are saying.
When Everyone is in sober reflections on the vital message, they will be playing Nollywood mood music.
AND THE ALTAR CALL IS MADE AND PEOPLE ARE COMING OUT FOR SALVATION OR REDEDICATION OF LIFE,
THEY WILL BEGIN TO PLAY:
"I surrender All..."
TO ENCOURAGE PEOPLE TO THE ALTAR.
BUT THEY MOST OF THE TIME DONT SEE THE REASON FOR THEM TO REDEDICATE THEIR LIVES TO JESUS.
AND THEY RARELY COME OUT FOR ALTAR CALLS.
I am Sorry, Maybe it is Only me that has observed this.

https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10155148656961831&id=701031830&set=a.10152022589931831.1073741831.701031830&source=57

Funny Indeed... Propaganda at its peak.

mecussey:
MMM will shut down productivity and banks will liquidate...however, some IT guys are going estreme. The next generation servers cannot be controlled by the U:S and websites will be independent and individually made...here comes the end of the world may be...

Chief, Wetin you smoke?

It's boldly written on their Site that it's a Risky Investment.

But this one that the CBN- Govt have begin to nose around, hope they won't campaign to clamp down the website which may result into helper to wallowing in Loss while those who request for help will smile to the Bank.

This Pyramid (Ponzi) Schemes is a mouth watering investment and its prosperity depends on the govt of the country where they're operating. i'd advise peeps to be careful at this period (next few months) this one our CBN is nosing around so they won't wake up one day and see that the site have been brought down.

ify23ng:
S*x is mostly seen as a pleasurable act, even though medical experts have said repeatedly that it is medicinal and a form of exercise.

Regardless, s*xual intercourse is deemed to be one of the most enjoyable acts for both men and women. However, reaching or-gasm, which is a climax of s*xual excitement, characterised by feelings of pleasure centered in the genitals, has been found to reduce the likelihood of men having prostate cancer.

In fact, apart from the health benefits of s*x
it has been proven that reaching orgasm could improve one’s health. Despite boosting testosterone levels, it helps men and women to sleep better and reduce insomnia, while relieving them of stress, because the oxytocin hormone released in the process relieves tension and stimulates feelings of warmth and relaxation.

Also, previous studies have shown that apart from enhancing people’s sense of smell, the oxytocin hormone released during orgasm helps people’s social feel, enhance their trust and bonding with others.

Notably, men’s or-gasm is complemented by eja-culation. But, interestingly, a study has shown that apart from reaching the peak of s*xual enjoyment, an orgasm a day can lower a man’s risk of prostate cancer, which is one of the most common types of cancer in men and it is common in men who are about 40 years and above and its diagnosis increases with age.

But according to the study, men who have more s*x and eja-culate more frequently lower their risk of the disease. In fact, the study pointed out that those who eja-culate 21 times in a month significantly cut their risk of prostate cancer by 22 per cent.

Prostate on its own is a small walnut-shaped gland that produces the seminal fluid that nourishes and transports sperm.

The researchers from Harvard Medical School in the United States explained that orgasm flushes out cancer-causing chemicals from the system, giving room for a replacement by new ones. Thus, the more the or-gasm a man has the more his body would have been ridden of such chemicals.
“Another theory is that if sperm is regularly cleaned out to allow new cells to develop, it helps to flush out old cells and stop the build-up of old ones that could turn cancerous,” said the researchers.

Guys, there you have it… get yourself a good woman who can take care of you, legitimately

Thanks for the info Ify. I think we should adopt this and remain complaince. What do you think?

ajebuter:
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Reporting live from Palm grove , Pedro ,Gbagada , Shomolu in Lagos..

Non stop rain since yesterday night...

Plus igbadun all through the night...know what am saying?.....

Hope he made you to cum? Cos that's the most important.

ify23ng:
Dear Bible scholars, please I have been having issues understanding this word, "you will give birth like a Hebrew woman", does it mean that all the women in that place gives birth safely or what, please I need to understand why people keep using that word. Your contribution will help me a lot thanks.

It's simply because the Hebrew women in those days gives birth with ease (Less Mortality Rate) but not that they don't have labor pain tho and their population was increasing geometrically which result into King Pharoach ordering their killing. Inspite of the order, it doesn't stop the growth of the Hebrew.

Amusaopeyemi:
Bros, not everywhere In ikorodu o. I stay in odogunyan and power supply bad there, and think that place is even closer to first gate where power supply is 20hours per day.

Perhaps, but here in Ebute at General Hospital side is has been kudos.. Ever since I moved here I can vouch for 18hrs/day unless there's general light out issue.

dejavubobo1:
location: ikorodu
House type: 1 storie building
Bill charge: #6110
distribution company: Ikeja


last time we saw light: Friday, 29/july/16

I doubt the genuineness of this your position that you last saw light in Ikorodu 5days ago. It either your area light has fault or something else cos Ikorodu is one of the best power transmission area as most part enjoy more than 18hrs/day unless they've issues.

ShowYourCertificate:
No address of company. No name of signee. No date. No reference number. Bros, that letter is fake. Zenith did not write that letter. Lere Olayinka was right.

Don't be deceived bro, APC's arm in the media are professional scammers. Beware .

Totally doctored and fake.
One person signed the letter.

Lol...Oga what happened to an app called dumpster which works in a way when you delete it'll be seen deleted but it'll actually be kept in the folder which you can have access to it and restore it back for your blogging use... lol

SerialGist:
In reality, do we have men up to 50yrs and above and bachelors?

Absolutely... Is there anything that doesn't happen under the sun?

Principal Bachelor. I need a wifey seriously

Nice one.. Archived.

twoondei:
I support this

When last did you visited the church or mosque?
The report justify your actions right?

This U.N. position is loopsided. It's not only in christaindom. The Muslim folks are also culpable of the violations. So an addendum on this position should be done which will encompass both the christain and the Muslim.

Thank you.

Jadonjack:
Things are really happning in this world of ours....

I'm not really close to this my uncles(my dad's younger brother) family but we do meet and chat occasionally.

I was about driving out of the guest house few hrs ago(was dere to see the manager) when I noticed a woman who look familiar walking hand in hand with a strange man into the guest house, I stylishly followed them and I saw clearly that the woman was the same woman I thought her to be( my uncles wife).

I approached the receptionist to asked about what I saw and I was told they were couple and that they come like that 2-3times a month.

I was amazed cos my uncle whom I attended his wedding isn't the one I saw in the guest house, also, he stays in Abeokuta not Lagos whr I saw the "couple".

To affirm what I saw, I called my mum to know the state of their marriage and she said they still lives in abeokuta that it seems the husband(my uncle) is on a business trip.

I left the guest house few minutes ago but I just can't stop thinking...

What the heck is wrong with ladies of nowadays?
What should I do with this information??
What will happen if this information is divulged?? What will happen if its not??

Well, if i were you. I'll simply beacon on her so that we'll see each other clearly so she won't deny the allegation. With that she'll won't be comfortable with the spree and i'll of course blackmail her for awhile until she stopped.

Hygist:
Lady who was mocked for improper dressing. Showing her slippers breast yesterday at GMAA2016 was actually top Ghanaian singer Shatta wale's wife; she met him when she was just 17 years old. Her name is Michy Shatta. Checkout their photos

17 years, she was with him when he was nothing..... i saw some girls talking trash yesterday.... he still loves her and even featured her on one of his video "Baby"

Mods, abeg make am hit fp so some girls will learn even guys

http://www.hygist.com/2016/06/lady-with-slippers-breasts-on-gmaa2016.html


See the earlier thread here :
https://www.nairaland.com/3189066/lady-slippers-breasts-gmaa2016-red-carpet

Chaiii... My great-grandma own better pass this one o... #incredible

Kudos to Ambode.

We that work on the island really appreciate the work done at that Oworo inward. It really reduce the 3MB traffic significantly.
That's a working governor utilizing available resources in their disposal.

Good Morning Engineers,
I must comment you guys are doing laudable work in here. Kudos!
Pls I've a small issue with my Q10. I just observed that the phone touch part ( Screen touch) suddenly stop responding which is affecting my use of the phone.

Pls could this be a virus that will require factory resetting the phone or what can I do.

Thanks in anticipation.

Regards,

I've never extend much interest to other state affairs except southwest. But it seems i admire this man Gov Obiano. I just likes his doings naturally i just know why.