₦airaland Forum

Volksguys1985:
mo lowo o, let me change your phone for you, when you make me happy, you know what to do,*winks*

See this ajirebi.

Person wey no fit boast of 20k.

Shior.

Sha carry your brokeness away.

Volksguys1985:
No i can't rape small pikin, but you because you like the thing already na ur food.

Better check yourself.

If my DP dey give you erection, you need deliverance o.

Get help asap before goat no dey safe with you.

Volksguys1985:
but your DP is invitation for sez na, you too go like am well

If a fully clothed woman in full hijab can be raped, what it means is that any fully clothed woman is an invitation for sex which shows how reprobate minded most of you are.

If a little skin of my leg is making you giddy, you need deliverance o and you go fit rape small pikin wey no wear cloth.

Furcko:
sex I athe only valuable thing your gender in Nigeria can offer,you know it, we all know it
Same reason your posing with your laps to get validation from ualess men

If I needed validation from "useless" men, I'd go naked like your sisters do and even show my "pretty" face.

The same sex your mother offered your father that birthed a swine like you and the same sex your sisters will offer to keep procreating swines like you.

Posts like this are hilarious

Salt and water, andrews liver salt are not contraceptives or post pills.

What will it profit this generation to just flee from premarital sex?
Because of this sex, men feel entitled to a woman's body.

Because of this same sex, there are paternity disputes.

This same sex has led many to adultery.

E go touch everybody last last, if not you, then someone in your family.

Welcome to social media, a place where unmarried people have the most advice for married people.

When you have money, there are some nonsense that won't bother you.

Issues like "she's too old, how will she have kids".

"He's too young", " she's not from my tribe", "he's too short".

Na broke people dey worry about all those nonsense.

Even Kim birthed two of her kids via surrogates and Ini Edo has followed suit.

Just have money.

Dshocker:
Who then?

Esther Ajibade

GoodHardDick:
Ask them they'll say it's for fashion, not knowing it's ashawo and runz girls that wear leg chains

And someone like you too will want to japa.

No be by school o.

Dshocker:
Nengi?

Nope.

Make ticket no just cut cause I hear a BB Naija alumni has gone to Cameroon in search of Super Eagles Boyfriend (in the name of supporting the eagles).

See foresight o.

And people dey Nairaland wey dey find wetin to chop. M

Angy55:
Our head carry good things na!!!. Yet they talk to us any how. Na our wealth them dey use make their own.

So I was right.

DonBenny77:
Your sugar boy. No be only P.A

Since you sef go dey sleep with your female P.A if you ever have one.

Lack of self control speaking.

They place a price on adverts by the seconds.

I've seen where an OAP is reducing the length of a an advert voice over, no be small work o.
The radio station ensures strict compliance, if your ad will exceed the length of time you paid for you'd be told.

Why e be say na women them dey use do all these rituals?

We4all:
So, are you saying that he doesn’t cheat because he is always flaunting his wife? If I hear….

Cubana chief priest done already run mouth say all of them dey street but them dey respect the wife wey dey house.

Uncle Sanwo Olu done turn Hairdresser.

It's this type of parents that end up having children as runs girls and yahoo boys

Na them.

Well, wetin person go talk for this one now?

E go reach all of una wey do is this thing.

When I'm not mad.

The weird thing is this rag costs more than a full pair of jeans trousers.

Class Captain writing names of Noise makers.

Mompha no wan put him clients for radar.

This is the nonsense that made them keep people in traffic for an hour today.

Nigerians are gearing up to vote in Buhari Pro Max.

Some Nigerian youths have already been paid peanuts to campaign on this forum for Buhari 2.0.

They have already exchanged 8 years of their destiny for a bowl of porridge.

Person that have not reach 5 years in motherhood.

If you raised your son right, you would not need to be defending him against sexual impropriety, especially with evidence that he slept with a minor.

The Prince was also caught up with the Epstein cess pool of immorality with receipts.

Frestuffng:
speaking from experience right?

Struck a nerve, didn't I?

A man that can sleep with a minor or rape woman can also sleep with an animal.

Anything wey get hole is game.

Girl Dads (the ones that have sense) are extra with their daughters.

This is so cute, seeing Dbanj in a Tutu.

slimjohn2k5:
It is a good decision so others will not take it as a joke

That is why the Australian government couldn't take chances.

They are serious about vaccination in their country irrespective of who you are.

Well written and very on point.