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Romance › Re: 7 Things You Need To Keep In Your House For A Woman by ronald4lif(m): 4:06pm On Oct 11, 2015
grad2012:
embarassed han han shecoming to ur house must she wantto come and have sex nee.
Who never can tell what she's coming for and sex is not always premeditated. So one needs to be fully equipped. Besides, my house is not some chapel where visitors come for prayers, when I'm in a closet with a babe anything can happen.
Politics › Re: The Bad State Of The Hospital Alamieyeseigha Died In (Photo) by ronald4lif(m): 3:28pm On Oct 11, 2015
If this is truly a hospital then it should be shut down, not even fit for animals. Maybe if he had not escaped from the UK and was tried and imprisoned here he might have still been alive now. Britain has got one of the best hospitals with state of the art facilities and top medical practioners who would have keep proper tab on his blood pressure while in prison. RIP to the fallen sha.
Romance › Re: My Favourite S3x Position Is........ by ronald4lif(m): 3:24pm On Oct 11, 2015
Tamee:
I really don't know much of anything yet, so if you know about the wheelbarrow kindly tell me or I'll ask Ronald 4lif
I'm a novice. embarassed
Romance › Re: My Gf Is Dirty (pics Inside) by ronald4lif(m): 2:45pm On Oct 11, 2015
Kolade354:
Bros wetin u dey do infront of Bromley police station?
We just dey stroll come say make we look for oyibo gbege and make them kuma arrest us but them no gree. E be like say them know say mehns dey vex sha. grin
Romance › Re: Is Love A Choice? by ronald4lif(m): 2:29pm On Oct 11, 2015
Mzdivacious:
real love exists.dont be sadistic
You didn't say anything logical and if anyone is expressing sadism it should be your dumb brain that couldn't string together a constructive counter and factual rebuttal.
Romance › Re: Is Love A Choice? by ronald4lif(m):
There's no such thing as love. Perhaps, that didn't come out right. I meant 'real' love doesn't exist. If it does there won't be any predispose choices and standards even before we meet the person.

I mean if a person says they can't date a white/black, Igbo/Yoruba or Muslim/Christian they've subconsciously agreed and vetoed that these people are outlawed. Likewise an educated fellow who has vowed never to date someone without a formal education.

What this means is that no matter how lovable an uneducated person(s) is, they're considered as 'outlawed', and would never be appealing to such people. Thus, love is a choice and doesn't exist. It's a game of convenience.
Romance › Re: Marrying A Foreigner In Ghana Or Nigeria As A Nigerian Living In Ghana. by ronald4lif(m): 11:46am On Oct 11, 2015
As an illegal immigrant in Ghana I'd advise you go to Nigeria and have the wedding there. The process is quite easy and free. In Abuja, the marriage registry will schedule you based on their backlog of wedding application which can take up to a month but you can pay a certain fee of about 15k if you want it done same day. Don't know about other states.

Now, let me give you a tip, arrange as many people as possible and take loads of pictures during the ceremony and through out her entire stay. Just take pics randomly as you can and just anywhere starting from the airport at her arrival. After the wedding go to a restaurant and take more pics with wedding guests. Very important and you'd need them for a smooth process of your residence permit. Good luck.
Romance › Re: Girls Are Suffering In Relationships More Than The Guys by ronald4lif(m): 11:36am On Oct 11, 2015
Yawns.
Romance › Re: 7 Things You Need To Keep In Your House For A Woman by ronald4lif(m): 6:55pm On Oct 10, 2015
all4naija:
This one is very important. The truth hurts but that is it.
Undisputable truth. Only the sanctimonious would deny it.
Romance › Re: 7 Things You Need To Keep In Your House For A Woman by ronald4lif(m): 6:37pm On Oct 10, 2015
8. Condom. sad
Romance › Re: My Gf Is Dirty (pics Inside) by ronald4lif(m): 6:17pm On Oct 10, 2015
Deejavuu:
Lmao. Ronald Nl don make you get bad mouth. Or you have been pretending since grin

I read some of your comments and I'm like this shocked shocked
Lol! Lack of indulgence doesn't mean rectitude and sacrosanctity, I just exercise curtailment and restrain. Perhaps, I might have been bastardized by you. angry
Romance › Re: Top Five Most Handsome Guys Ever In The History Of Nairaland. by ronald4lif(m): 6:13pm On Oct 10, 2015
TheSonOfMark:
Dream on. #TeamBarcelona
♦ ⚡⚡⚡
Yimu. We're talking about the best here not second best. Wait when we get to second best then we can talk about Barcelona. Until then, it's Real Madrid. tongue
Romance › Re: Top Five Most Handsome Guys Ever In The History Of Nairaland. by ronald4lif(m): 5:43pm On Oct 10, 2015
sylvalord:
[color=grey]make una go sleep with all these casted club jhor.......... #GGMU[/color]
I'm first a man united before a madrista though. Both best in the world.
Romance › Re: Top Five Most Handsome Guys Ever In The History Of Nairaland. by ronald4lif(m): 5:42pm On Oct 10, 2015
lagmostkuit:
Nobody lipsrsealed

I love Messi cool
Messi is overrated and living on past glory. Ronaldo is the ishh now. We've just 1madrid membership card left though, I wouldn't mind inducting you. Na coz of you o. sad
Romance › Re: Top Five Most Handsome Guys Ever In The History Of Nairaland. by ronald4lif(m): 5:38pm On Oct 10, 2015
fantazia:
guy watch what u say abt barcelona, i once left a dagger in d cheat of a guy dat insulted barca.
The Lord just administered to me that someone would stab me via the screen of his computer and it would leave me with injuries. Please get a knife and pierce the PC screen biko.
Romance › Re: Top Five Most Handsome Guys Ever In The History Of Nairaland. by ronald4lif(m): 5:36pm On Oct 10, 2015
ShutTheFhuckUp:
See ße††er pikin 4hia,
HALLA MADRIDD cool
Naso. Bestest club ever. Bad belle can go and die in Oshiomhole's voice.
Romance › Re: Top Five Most Handsome Guys Ever In The History Of Nairaland. by ronald4lif(m): 5:34pm On Oct 10, 2015
lagmostkuit:
Haba! Why evils?

I don't like Real Madrid cos of dat Ronaldo guy..
I'm okay with my barca
You don't like the best and most skillful player in the history of football? Who do you this kind thing? embarassed
Romance › Re: Why Test Driving The Engine May Not Suffice by ronald4lif(m): 5:31pm On Oct 10, 2015
Nothing guarantees the subsistence of marriage, sex or not. You can test drive and it collapse after a while just like you may not test drive and it packs up too. Some didn't test drive and it went awry, some did and the story was same, negative.

The issue of test driving should be left for everyone to make their choice. Using mythology to discourage those who test drive won't change nada. Just do as you wish and let others make their choice. Kapish?
Romance › Re: Top Five Most Handsome Guys Ever In The History Of Nairaland. by ronald4lif(m): 5:21pm On Oct 10, 2015
lagmostkuit:
Why? huh
Barcelona is a dumb team and Real Madrid is the best. Why associate yourself with losers huh
Romance › Re: Top Five Most Handsome Guys Ever In The History Of Nairaland. by ronald4lif(m): 5:14pm On Oct 10, 2015
lagmostkuit:
Barcelona 4 life! cool
angry
Romance › Re: My Gf Is Dirty (pics Inside) by ronald4lif(m):
How does people this stupíd ends up with girlfriend's. Is it that some ladies don't have class or they're attracted to dummies huh

A person this dumb should be used as a lab specimen to experiment and research purposes on how to cure madness.
Romance › Re: How Ladies Loose Great Guys To Their Unrealistic Expectations And Standards by ronald4lif(m): 4:39pm On Oct 10, 2015
wristbangle:
Great Job mzflexydeeva.

Had it being a male open this kind of thread, ladies would have bashed him.

Seriously I don't understand why broke a ss ladies like living a fairy stale life expecting a prince charming from palace to baptist them with treasures, money and other goodies.

From the onset, the role of women is "helpmate or helper" not "eater". I pity the influx of hungry ladies parading the streets nowadays.

Ronald 4lif, lol as the OP agreed to your proposal?
Bro, she don't do barrow pushers. embarassed

Her write up is in order and I hope ladies learn and start looking the way of pauperise guys like us. Something has to be done about their love for money which leaves us in the background and put us at risk of becoming bachelors for life. cry wink
Romance › Re: How Ladies Loose Great Guys To Their Unrealistic Expectations And Standards by ronald4lif(m): 4:24pm On Oct 10, 2015
Lol @ the caveat ab initio. So you'd give it to anyone who curses you in double folds.

OP, just a quick question though, would you date a barrow pusher like me...I've got potentials o. Would you date a palm wine tapper? tongue

Just playing around, never mind.
Romance › Re: Ten Ways Guys Frustrate The Life Of Virgin Girls..... by ronald4lif(m): 2:47pm On Oct 10, 2015
tosyne2much:
Even without telling me, I knew you would click share


Prof Ronald 4lif detest virgins since the time of Lalas.ticlala
cheesy
Lol! No be say I hate virgins in the real sense of it. I only detest their attitude after deflowering them. They always think that whatever decision or action you take is because you've had your way.

Do good to them, they think is coz they gave it to you and you're only being appreciative. Be otherwise, it's coz you've had 'it' and don't care anymore. Who want to relate with someone who would always feel you're indebted to them infinitely.
Romance › Re: Which One Is More Important..............^_^ by ronald4lif(m): 2:32pm On Oct 10, 2015
Kingsley1000:
thats your assertion though,i believe if you're fervent and patriotic soccer fan losing that crucial game will be a very hard decision to take(note, no highlight)
What if this is a girl you have been seeing for like a year and have been pressuring her for sex and she keep rejecting it only to accept on a day that collides with the football match. Would you jettison the sex for the game?
Romance › Re: Your View - All Ladies by ronald4lif(m): 2:26pm On Oct 10, 2015
You're on the wrong forum bro, perhaps. Where we have sanctimonious and pretentious people who'd never give a positive response to such questions.

Sometimes, you don't blame the ladies either as they're in an environment where they risk being called demeaning names if they give an honest response to questions relating to sex.

There's nothing perverted with your query but rather a poser that can be educative to liberal audience who are more real. We all have sex or would have it someday and learning about our different sexual organs ain't a big nut. Only that you'd have posted it on sexuality section.
Romance › Re: Which One Is More Important..............^_^ by ronald4lif(m): 2:10pm On Oct 10, 2015
Kingsley1000:
grin you're being economical with the truth,even if you're yet to have sex with her..............unless you've not had sex b4,perhaps u might opt to stay to utilize that opportunity buh if not NA LIE
The only time I struggle and intensely persuade a lady for sex is for the first time. After that it flows naturally without persuasion or with either party initiating it.

Now when we've arranged to 'relax' on same day there's a big match I'll cancel the rendezvous for another time. Chances are she'd oblige because there won't be a need to be protective as I've already mated her before.

But for the first time and I cancel it she would consider me unserious and not appreciative of her enough so I've got to boycott the game for the sex as I might not get another chance.

I think you'll agree that ladies are usually more withdrawn towards sex just for the first encounter after which they become guardless.
Romance › Re: thread lock by ronald4lif(m): 1:58pm On Oct 10, 2015
fantazia:
hmmm hey im just been playful
Well, the topic is a sensitive one with us Nigerians who are easily coaxed into ethnic/religious prejudice. See that some fellas are already feasting on the thread with tribal hate.
Romance › Re: thread lock by ronald4lif(m): 1:50pm On Oct 10, 2015
fantazia:
c dis yoruba mumu
It's only those who feels they're inferior that berate others and their ethnicity. Hopefully, with time you'd rise above your bigotry and understand that place of origin doesn't define an individual/peoples behaviour and character.
Romance › Re: Which One Is More Important..............^_^ by ronald4lif(m): 1:38pm On Oct 10, 2015
If she's a girl I'm yet to have sex with for the first time, football can go to hell. But if it's someone I've mated before I'll opt for football.

Once I've sexed her before there would always be a subsequent show but if I haven't then I might just lose out infinitely.
Romance › Re: Ten Ways Guys Frustrate The Life Of Virgin Girls..... by ronald4lif(m): 1:30pm On Oct 10, 2015
tosyne2much:
Hahahaha roflwkmd cheesy


Now let's do a survey


Guys, click like if you like virgin ladies, click share if they don't interest you
1share from moi. Not all guys want to deflower a virgin sob, who'd always remind you how she gave you some blague pride to attract sympathy. Needless to talk about the blood flow experience.
Romance › Re: thread lock by ronald4lif(m): 1:06pm On Oct 10, 2015
Many are mad, few are on the streets. I hope this sick character get confined to a cage asap. I also hope you don't breed, we don't want more of your genealogy after your departure on earth.

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