Romance › Re: HELP! How Do I Help Her Overcome This Feeling. (please Come In) by saasala(m): 6:33pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
RHEMAA: Thank you very much sir Decker. It happened in May. How long do you think it will take? she feels sad that she turned me down after months we hadn't seen each other. at first, I thought she was just trying to push me away not until I saw her shiver. Then I became so worried. I hope the healing process won't take a lifetime. thank you. I can relate with your current ill experience. I have a girl who narrowly escaped rape at 14. This bad experiance hunted her for years until I came into her life. In our case she was okay with pre-intimacy and thats because her dad took her to see a psychologist, but once we were ready to have sex she would begin to shiver and cry uncontrollably... I would hold her hand, talk sweet things into her hears, assure her that I will always be by her side and would never hurt her. With time she overcame her fears and we now nyansh like there is no tomorrow. In fact she makes the advances. First thing first, she must enroll for a class with a psychologist, lest the bad experiance torment her till Jesus comes like Oprah Winfrey. Then be by her side, walk her through the healing gently with love and you will have her puccy to yourself in due time. |
Romance › Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by saasala(m): 6:05pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
whirlwind7: Not supporting or condemning your doing a quickie with a stranger, however the only part of the narrative I think ridiculous is this:
The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.
Trust me, even if you were not bitten by a snake, and you confess this escapade to your MOG someday, he will probably still tell you that the lady was a spirit, or some bullshyte.
Sex is sex, be it at home, work, on the road, in the bush, in your car, on your roof....The only difference here is you invaded a reptile's privacy, and it struck back at you. You were in a village, bushes everywhere, and snakes hide in bushes, and it was night too...
If you guys had been in a hotel room in the city and a snake appeared to join up for a thre3some, I could have bought your pastor's tale. I could not agree with you more... You nailed it. |
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Satellite TV Technology › My Gotv Displays Few Channels by saasala(op): 9:23pm On Dec 28, 2015 |
For the past about 24 hours, my Gotv has been displaying less than the number of Channels I subscribe for. I am on gotv plus and sometimes it gives me 5 channels, maximum of 16 unimportant channels. I thought I was the only one experiencing it until I chatted up a friebd on whatsapp. Is anyone else experiencing this? .. Our convo below
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Politics › Re: Military Release Statement Over Clash With Boko Haram Members In Maiduguri by saasala(m): 11:09am On Dec 28, 2015 |
Hmmm.. Naija Army
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Crime › Re: Man Kills Live-in-lover On Christmas Day, Flees by saasala(m): 11:09am On Dec 28, 2015 |
Gobe
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Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth And Wife, Elsie At Linda Ikeji's Home [PICS] by saasala(m): 4:46pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
Its getting really boring
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Celebrities › Re: Child Star, Benita Okojie All Grown [PICS] by saasala(m): 12:16am On Dec 27, 2015 |
macklef: Madam one hit wonder. I wunt be suprised if d money she made from that single Still remain for her account cos dat single sell pass shakiti bobo.
Like if you remember this remix. Osamudieme eshin shin go b ur flower girl, Apoche go be yur wedding gown Osamudieme Garri dey garri dey, elo ra sugar wa o gari dey Weyrey  How can I ever forget that remix. I think say na for only Egbeda we remix am o |
Politics › Re: Thousands Escape Death As JTF Intercept Bombs Concealed In Food Flask by saasala(m): 7:13pm On Dec 24, 2015 |
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Car Talk › Re: Car Falls Off Bridge Along Lokoja-Abuja Road, Two Die (Graphic Pics) by saasala(m): 11:12am On Dec 24, 2015 |
No, not when we are almost crossing over to the next year. Rip to the dead
Meanwhile, my best friend's business is below, patronize him abeg....
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Celebrities › Re: Celebrities You Didn't Know Originated From Kogi State by saasala(m): 11:07am On Dec 24, 2015 |
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Phones › Re: Glo Introduces N500 For 3GB Weekend Data Plan by saasala(m): 8:26am On Dec 24, 2015 |
ademasta: I use bb curve4 Only on bb. Android is fine |
Politics › Re: Fayose Distributing Bags Of Rice To People In Ekiti. Photos by saasala(m): 11:16pm On Dec 23, 2015 |
I hate fayose |
Phones › Re: Glo Introduces N500 For 3GB Weekend Data Plan by saasala(m): 11:00pm On Dec 23, 2015 |
ademasta: Exactly what i do use and it does connect but started showing Glo page... And i'm finding it hard to bypass I am not having such problems. Do you use Android or bb |
Romance › Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by saasala(m): 5:38pm On Dec 23, 2015*. Modified: 10:48pm On Dec 23, 2015 |
American relationship:
Day1: go on a date Day2: Toast and agree + Kiss Day3: Sex
Naija relationship Day1: Toast Day2: Toast again but girl ask for date first Day3: go on a date and toast again Day4: Toast again, girl says no Day5: Toast again, girl say no again Day6: Toast again, girl say she will think about it Day7: Girl is still thinking Day8: Girl finally says yes Day9: Try to hug but failed Day10: Hug Day11: Try to kiss but failed Day12: Try to kiss again but girl only pecks Day13: Finally kiss Day14: Try to press boobs but failed Day15: Try to press boobs again but girl only allow to press inside bra Day16: Finally press and sucks boobs Day17: Try to have sex but failed Dayb18: Try to have sex again but failed Day19: Try sex again and fail again Day20: Still try to have sex and failed again Day21: Guy forced girl, she later pity him and have sex Day22: Girl says he raped her Day22: Police arrest boy for rape and Linda Ikeji post it on her blog, viviangist copied it and post it on Nairaland, lalasticla.la move it to frontpage. Guy's name is ruined forever and probably go to jail if found guilty.
Naija girl... I carry nyansh for you o |
Nairaland General › Can You Accept This As Xmas Gift? by saasala(op): 2:30pm On Dec 23, 2015 |
If someone gave you this for xmas, would you accept it?
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Nairaland General › Re: Some Interesting Facts We Probably Dont Know About Christmas. by saasala(m): 7:32pm On Dec 22, 2015 |
Funjosh: Alvin and the Chipmunks  Baba, walai na wetin come my mind be that too o  |
Celebrities › Re: Fadekemi Momoh: ''I’m Very Naughty In The Bedroom'' (photo) by saasala(m): 10:36am On Dec 22, 2015 |
Weyrey lele yi o, e mu ko to wo inu oja lo o |
Politics › Re: Oby Ezekwesili Blasts CBN Governor Emefiele For Fixing Exchange Rate by saasala(m): 9:50am On Dec 22, 2015 |
 Sorry, dunno what to comment |
Romance › Mathematical Definition Of Woman by saasala(op): 9:46am On Dec 22, 2015 |
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Events › Re: 52-Year-Old Woman Marries In Salvation Ministry (Photos) by saasala(m): 1:14am On Dec 21, 2015 |
Ginaz: Is really true God gives love and peace of mind alone, I think it is high time we ladies sit down and really think hard about our prospective about marriage? Are you getting married cos of pressures from friends or family or cos you have an idealistic view about marriage or cos all your friends are getting married? Till you have a realistic and factual reasons for getting married, you can never be happy. Dont marry out of desperation, its not a must to marry and I haven't seen in the Bible that it is a must.
Please allow me to tell you a true life story that happened in my compound, this girl got married to a man, she already have a child outside wedlock. Days after marriage, there was no peace as they fight day and night. To our shock, a highly materialistic celebrated marriage turned to the worst just 2 months.
The lady said she was tired and can't cope any longer, behold, we thought it was something that could be remedy but she left to her father's house and took poison and died. Yes, she did. Its no friction or joke, this is true life story.
Let's we ladies be careful, desperation will make us lose focus on our own God ordain husband. Marriage no be by force o. If I get married or not, that's not my top priority, all I want from Jehovah is happiness and peace of mind cos it far out weight everything. Put your account number here, I want to dash you money for your reasoning |
Christianity Etc › Re: My Uncle Wants Me In Amorc by saasala(m): 6:14pm On Dec 20, 2015 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: My Uncle Wants Me In Amorc by saasala(m): 7:36pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
bigneorapz: Hi nairalanders, please i have something that is really disturbing me of which am not sure if it's a good move or not. I have a very rich uncle that is a member of the AMORC ( Ancient Mystical Order Rosae Crucis) . and he's the only one helpin me at the moment in all the things in life both in school and outside school. Without him i'll be useless financially. My mum and my sisters are all christian in a methodist church of which am also a member. But just yesterday, my uncle came to me and told me to start coming with him to the AMORC temple..infact he said he was going to bring me a student form to fill. Please nairalanders..i'm confused at the moment. I learn that amorc members read alot of which i don't like & they have so many principle too. Please what do y'all think of this? Is it a good church for me to be a part of or should i just tell him to his face that am not interested? Please before u make your suggestion, just know that am scared of turning down his offers due to much respect i have for him..thanks. Lalasticlala please help move this to the F.P Accepting the to join AMORC will be the best decision you have ever made in your life. Your uncle only wants thre best for you. You will grow in knowledge and power..... Please could you BY ALL MEANS connect me to your uncle. I would want him to take me in. |
Family › Re: Is It Okay For A Man To Cry In Front Of His Woman? by saasala(m): 7:04pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Adaure4ever: thankz dear but how do I make the content of the website to appear on a nairaland thread? You might have to copy the content from the website then paste on Nairaland |
Family › Re: Is It Okay For A Man To Cry In Front Of His Woman? by saasala(m): 1:50pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Adaure4ever: Pls who knows how to post a website link on nairaland and make the article on the link to show? Quote [url=facebook.com]this comment[/url] and see how I did it |
Celebrities › Re: Trey Songz Performing At Rhythm Unplugged (Photos) by saasala(m): 1:37pm On Dec 19, 2015 |
Lubbish |
Nairaland General › Re: Man Gives Hamper To Female Traffic Warden In Lagos (Photo) by saasala(m): 1:05pm On Dec 16, 2015 |
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Computers › Re: How To Take Screenshots Of Entire And Parts Of Your Computer Screen (windows) by saasala(m): 1:02pm On Dec 16, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: My 24-yr-old Friend Wants To Date A 16-yr Old Girl by saasala(m): 12:29pm On Dec 16, 2015 |
drinkmorewater: The hypocrisy surrounding under age dating is alarming.
When we were teenagers we dated teenagers and had mind blowing and unprotected sex, yeah I said it!
How much more less a adult who wants to do the same and even has plans to marry.
This topic is too broad due to religious, modern societal views and traditional views.
While I won't encourage my sister to do this, I would rather want to know any adult dating her and tell him to keep it in his pants if possible. I mean what else can I do? shoot him?
To answer your question if he wants to date her, he should prolly do it on the down low and no sex allowed unless if ...
Like I said its to complex
Just let the guy treat the girl like his sister first before thinking of her as a girlfriend
That's all I got! Behold, the wise one has ressurrected, King Solomon of Ancient Hebrews |
Nairaland General › Re: 10 Things You Never Knew You Could Do With Toothpaste by saasala(op): 9:58pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
Jagaban212: I will hug wet transforner if this thread doesn't make frontpage Please dont come and be shouting lalasticlala on my thread o  ... Oh, I just called him  |
Nairaland General › Re: 10 Things You Never Knew You Could Do With Toothpaste by saasala(op): 9:52pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
And lastly
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Nairaland General › Re: 10 Things You Never Knew You Could Do With Toothpaste by saasala(op): 9:51pm On Dec 15, 2015 |
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