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Romance › Re: HELP! How Do I Help Her Overcome This Feeling. (please Come In) by saasala(m): 6:33pm On Dec 29, 2015
RHEMAA:
Thank you very much sir Decker. It happened in May. How long do you think it will take? she feels sad that she turned me down after months we hadn't seen each other. at first, I thought she was just trying to push me away not until I saw her shiver. Then I became so worried. I hope the healing process won't take a lifetime. thank you.
I can relate with your current ill experience. I have a girl who narrowly escaped rape at 14. This bad experiance hunted her for years until I came into her life. In our case she was okay with pre-intimacy and thats because her dad took her to see a psychologist, but once we were ready to have sex she would begin to shiver and cry uncontrollably... I would hold her hand, talk sweet things into her hears, assure her that I will always be by her side and would never hurt her. With time she overcame her fears and we now nyansh like there is no tomorrow. In fact she makes the advances.

First thing first, she must enroll for a class with a psychologist, lest the bad experiance torment her till Jesus comes like Oprah Winfrey. Then be by her side, walk her through the healing gently with love and you will have her puccy to yourself in due time.
Romance › Re: How Sex With A Stranger Almost Cost Me My Life On Xmas Day by saasala(m): 6:05pm On Dec 29, 2015
whirlwind7:
Not supporting or condemning your doing a quickie with a stranger, however the only part of the narrative I think ridiculous is this:

The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.

Trust me, even if you were not bitten by a snake, and you confess this escapade to your MOG someday, he will probably still tell you that the lady was a spirit, or some bullshyte.

Sex is sex, be it at home, work, on the road, in the bush, in your car, on your roof....The only difference here is you invaded a reptile's privacy, and it struck back at you. You were in a village, bushes everywhere, and snakes hide in bushes, and it was night too...

If you guys had been in a hotel room in the city and a snake appeared to join up for a thre3some, I could have bought your pastor's tale.
I could not agree with you more... You nailed it.
Satellite TV Technology › My Gotv Displays Few Channels by saasala(op): 9:23pm On Dec 28, 2015
For the past about 24 hours, my Gotv has been displaying less than the number of Channels I subscribe for. I am on gotv plus and sometimes it gives me 5 channels, maximum of 16 unimportant channels. I thought I was the only one experiencing it until I chatted up a friebd on whatsapp. Is anyone else experiencing this? .. Our convo below

Politics › Re: Military Release Statement Over Clash With Boko Haram Members In Maiduguri by saasala(m): 11:09am On Dec 28, 2015
Hmmm.. Naija Army

Crime › Re: Man Kills Live-in-lover On Christmas Day, Flees by saasala(m): 11:09am On Dec 28, 2015
Gobe

Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth And Wife, Elsie At Linda Ikeji's Home [PICS] by saasala(m): 4:46pm On Dec 27, 2015
Its getting really boring

Celebrities › Re: Child Star, Benita Okojie All Grown [PICS] by saasala(m): 12:16am On Dec 27, 2015
macklef:
Madam one hit wonder. I wunt be suprised if d money she made from that single
Still remain for her account cos dat single sell pass shakiti bobo.

Like if you remember this remix.
Osamudieme
eshin shin go b ur flower girl, Apoche go be yur wedding gown
Osamudieme
Garri dey garri dey, elo ra sugar wa o gari dey
Weyrey grin

How can I ever forget that remix. I think say na for only Egbeda we remix am o
Politics › Re: Thousands Escape Death As JTF Intercept Bombs Concealed In Food Flask by saasala(m): 7:13pm On Dec 24, 2015
Imortal001:
Good
Good
Car Talk › Re: Car Falls Off Bridge Along Lokoja-Abuja Road, Two Die (Graphic Pics) by saasala(m): 11:12am On Dec 24, 2015
No, not when we are almost crossing over to the next year. Rip to the dead

Meanwhile, my best friend's business is below, patronize him abeg....

Celebrities › Re: Celebrities You Didn't Know Originated From Kogi State by saasala(m): 11:07am On Dec 24, 2015
shocked
Phones › Re: Glo Introduces N500 For 3GB Weekend Data Plan by saasala(m): 8:26am On Dec 24, 2015
ademasta:
I use bb curve4
Only on bb. Android is fine
Politics › Re: Fayose Distributing Bags Of Rice To People In Ekiti. Photos by saasala(m): 11:16pm On Dec 23, 2015
I hate fayose
Phones › Re: Glo Introduces N500 For 3GB Weekend Data Plan by saasala(m): 11:00pm On Dec 23, 2015
ademasta:
Exactly what i do use and it does connect but started showing Glo page... And i'm finding it hard to bypass
I am not having such problems. Do you use Android or bb
Romance › Re: 10 Things I Have Learned From Dating Naija Girls by saasala(m):
American relationship:

Day1: go on a date
Day2: Toast and agree + Kiss
Day3: Sex

Naija relationship
Day1: Toast
Day2: Toast again but girl ask for date first
Day3: go on a date and toast again
Day4: Toast again, girl says no
Day5: Toast again, girl say no again
Day6: Toast again, girl say she will think about it
Day7: Girl is still thinking
Day8: Girl finally says yes
Day9: Try to hug but failed
Day10: Hug
Day11: Try to kiss but failed
Day12: Try to kiss again but girl only pecks
Day13: Finally kiss
Day14: Try to press boobs but failed
Day15: Try to press boobs again but girl only allow to press inside bra
Day16: Finally press and sucks boobs
Day17: Try to have sex but failed
Dayb18: Try to have sex again but failed
Day19: Try sex again and fail again
Day20: Still try to have sex and failed again
Day21: Guy forced girl, she later pity him and have sex
Day22: Girl says he raped her
Day22: Police arrest boy for rape and Linda Ikeji post it on her blog, viviangist copied it and post it on Nairaland, lalasticla.la move it to frontpage. Guy's name is ruined forever and probably go to jail if found guilty.

Naija girl... I carry nyansh for you o
Nairaland General › Can You Accept This As Xmas Gift? by saasala(op): 2:30pm On Dec 23, 2015
If someone gave you this for xmas, would you accept it?

Nairaland General › Re: Some Interesting Facts We Probably Dont Know About Christmas. by saasala(m): 7:32pm On Dec 22, 2015
Funjosh:
Alvin and the Chipmunks grin
Baba, walai na wetin come my mind be that too o grin
Celebrities › Re: Fadekemi Momoh: ''I’m Very Naughty In The Bedroom'' (photo) by saasala(m): 10:36am On Dec 22, 2015
Weyrey lele yi o, e mu ko to wo inu oja lo o
Politics › Re: Oby Ezekwesili Blasts CBN Governor Emefiele For Fixing Exchange Rate by saasala(m): 9:50am On Dec 22, 2015
grin

Sorry, dunno what to comment
Romance › Mathematical Definition Of Woman by saasala(op): 9:46am On Dec 22, 2015
grin

Events › Re: 52-Year-Old Woman Marries In Salvation Ministry (Photos) by saasala(m): 1:14am On Dec 21, 2015
Ginaz:
Is really true God gives love and peace of mind alone, I think it is high time we ladies sit down and really think hard about our prospective about marriage? Are you getting married cos of pressures from friends or family or cos you have an idealistic view about marriage or cos all your friends are getting married? Till you have a realistic and factual reasons for getting married, you can never be happy. Dont marry out of desperation, its not a must to marry and I haven't seen in the Bible that it is a must.

Please allow me to tell you a true life story that happened in my compound, this girl got married to a man, she already have a child outside wedlock. Days after marriage, there was no peace as they fight day and night. To our shock, a highly materialistic celebrated marriage turned to the worst just 2 months.

The lady said she was tired and can't cope any longer, behold, we thought it was something that could be remedy but she left to her father's house and took poison and died. Yes, she did. Its no friction or joke, this is true life story.

Let's we ladies be careful, desperation will make us lose focus on our own God ordain husband. Marriage no be by force o. If I get married or not, that's not my top priority, all I want from Jehovah is happiness and peace of mind cos it far out weight everything.
Put your account number here, I want to dash you money for your reasoning
Christianity Etc › Re: My Uncle Wants Me In Amorc by saasala(m): 6:14pm On Dec 20, 2015
bigneorapz:
where do u stay?
Lagos bro
Christianity Etc › Re: My Uncle Wants Me In Amorc by saasala(m): 7:36pm On Dec 19, 2015
bigneorapz:
Hi nairalanders, please i have something that is really disturbing me of which am not sure if it's a good move or not. I have a very rich uncle that is a member of the AMORC ( Ancient Mystical Order Rosae Crucis)
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and he's the only one helpin me at the moment in all the things in life both in school and outside school. Without him i'll be useless financially. My mum and my sisters are all christian in a methodist church of which am also a member. But just yesterday, my uncle came to me and told me to start coming with him to the AMORC temple..infact he said he was going to bring me a student form to fill. Please nairalanders..i'm confused at the moment. I learn that amorc members read alot of which i don't like & they have so many principle too. Please what do y'all think of this? Is it a good church for me to be a part of or should i just tell him to his face that am not interested? Please before u make your suggestion, just know that am scared of turning down his offers due to much respect i have for him..thanks. Lalasticlala please help move this to the F.P
Accepting the to join AMORC will be the best decision you have ever made in your life. Your uncle only wants thre best for you. You will grow in knowledge and power..... Please could you BY ALL MEANS connect me to your uncle. I would want him to take me in.
Family › Re: Is It Okay For A Man To Cry In Front Of His Woman? by saasala(m): 7:04pm On Dec 19, 2015
Adaure4ever:
thankz dear but how do I make the content of the website to appear on a nairaland thread?
You might have to copy the content from the website then paste on Nairaland
Family › Re: Is It Okay For A Man To Cry In Front Of His Woman? by saasala(m): 1:50pm On Dec 19, 2015
Adaure4ever:
Pls who knows how to post a website link on nairaland and make the article on the link to show?
Quote [url=facebook.com]this comment[/url] and see how I did it
Celebrities › Re: Trey Songz Performing At Rhythm Unplugged (Photos) by saasala(m): 1:37pm On Dec 19, 2015
Lubbish
Nairaland General › Re: Man Gives Hamper To Female Traffic Warden In Lagos (Photo) by saasala(m): 1:05pm On Dec 16, 2015
searchiing4love:
undecided NO SANE PERSON SHOULD BE IMPRESSED WITH THIS FAKE GESTURE undecided ALL I SEE IS A MAN WHO IS TRYING TO PUBLICIZE HIS CRUSH FOR THE TRAFFIC WARDEN undecided IF THE TRAFFIC WARDEN IS A MAN NO ONE WILL CARE IF HE WORKS FROM MORNING TILL NIGHT. THIS YEYE MAN IS JUST A SEX STARVED PERVERT TRYING TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE VULNERABLE WOMAN WITH THE DISGUISE OF YEYE GIFTS undecided THE NEXT THING IS FOR HER TO OPEN THE DAMN GIFTS AND SEE A BUSINESS CARD FROM THE PERVERT REQUESTING TO MEET HER AT A RENDEZVOUS TO SATISFY HIS SEXUAL URGE . RUBBISH angry sad angry
I clicked like on your comment, not because it makes sense, in fact it reeks of nonsense, but because it js funny.
Computers › Re: How To Take Screenshots Of Entire And Parts Of Your Computer Screen (windows) by saasala(m): 1:02pm On Dec 16, 2015
lasisi69:
End time screenshots

Romance › Re: My 24-yr-old Friend Wants To Date A 16-yr Old Girl by saasala(m): 12:29pm On Dec 16, 2015
drinkmorewater:
The hypocrisy surrounding under age dating is alarming.


When we were teenagers we dated teenagers and had mind blowing and unprotected sex, yeah I said it!

How much more less a adult who wants to do the same and even has plans to marry.

This topic is too broad due to religious, modern societal views and traditional views.


While I won't encourage my sister to do this, I would rather want to know any adult dating her and tell him to keep it in his pants if possible. I mean what else can I do? shoot him?

To answer your question if he wants to date her, he should prolly do it on the down low and no sex allowed unless if ...


Like I said its to complex

Just let the guy treat the girl like his sister first before thinking of her as a girlfriend


That's all I got!
Behold, the wise one has ressurrected, King Solomon of Ancient Hebrews
Nairaland General › Re: 10 Things You Never Knew You Could Do With Toothpaste by saasala(op): 9:58pm On Dec 15, 2015
Jagaban212:
I will hug wet transforner if this thread doesn't make frontpage
Please dont come and be shouting lalasticlala on my thread o grin... Oh, I just called him grin grin
Nairaland General › Re: 10 Things You Never Knew You Could Do With Toothpaste by saasala(op): 9:52pm On Dec 15, 2015
And lastly

Nairaland General › Re: 10 Things You Never Knew You Could Do With Toothpaste by saasala(op): 9:51pm On Dec 15, 2015
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