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obembet:
I don't believe this news. Pope can't just say this nonsense.

Let me believe that its fake news from hungry bloggers. Not u oop

TheFacelessMan:


Many years back, i had just bought my Honda Accord popularly called Baby Boy.


I loved it so much i could have given my Baby breastmilk had i been a nursing mother

On my way for Thanksgiving, I decided to branch my friend Segun's house off Molete Avenue.

I decided to consult Google Map - Ogbomosho version for directions.

" Turnu righti on Amerikan afenew" "Go tiri ondred kilomita and turnu left" (300m)" I heard in a thick Yoruba accent

7 mins into the trip while making a U-turn, I happened to glance at my side mirror and I saw a guy doing this:

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I heard people shouting and pointing in my direction, most likely in admiration...

Next thing I know, my car was flying .

"Honda ti pari ishe si moto yii" = Honda did a remarkable job on this car. I told myself.

I was proud of my choice. A flying car for how much?



I soon realized to my dismay that the car was not taking off like a plane but descending

Brown roofs rushed at me at speeds of 120 km/hr

This is how I ended up :

The End

Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man"

Amakavula:
You're are lucky, she is in your frame, but that's is a shiit test. Dony agree, tell her your word is enough , and if she doesn't trust you she can break up.. don't be afraid, she wouldn't but you maintained your frame.. Don't give in like a pussy..

fairfora:
What a wicked act. from his look (esp. lips and eyes) its obvious he's exposed to it yet, unsuspecting women were following him. This guy's conscience is dead.

dirtycoin:
Lol.

Honda Accords especially can disappoint the driver anytime.

soberdrunk:
Have u held a gun before?

Built2last:
I am a Christian and I believe this is possible. Christ said we will do better than He did.

I believe in Miracles God does.

My only question is why do most Miracles these days only happen with the 4 walls of these churches. Why doesn't it happen on the road, in hospitals or elderly people homes.

What do I know.

Remember dake pastors exists because there are real ones. Anywhere you see fake. It means there is original somewhere. There are still good pastors serving God and highly anointed

soberdrunk:
I will not deny the fact that policemen like to abuse their power but civilians also need to understand that any man with a gun should be respected and obeyed especially when the individual is working in unfavourable conditions and the mental status of that individual cannot or has not been evaluated. I will continue to say it that "manner of approach" when dealing with Nigerian police is very important, if you don't want to gamble with your life don't raise shoulder or form "I know my right", these men are under serious pressure coupled with the unfavourable working conditions.......

realstars:
Try it with some Nigerian police, thy will arrest the dog first before arresting you. And you will bail yourself before you bail your dog or both of you will go to jail.

NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Her opinion though.

But I saw one Benz yesterday and I paused. Damn that car be fine! Was already calculatinf the kinda stuff to involve myself in to get such masterpiece.

teresafaith:
Her makeup artist needs to be shot thrice in the face, then quartered, and finally hanged.

Like wtf!

salford1:
Why should others cut production, so that the US can continue to pump on a massive scale.

joebeckz:
If you have traveled before through enugu, you will understand that kogi is closer to the east than edo. After enugu u get to Benue then kogi. Even Okada will take you. Same thing from kogi to onitsha.

petrage:
Go and check your map and stop displaying ignorance. Kogi shares boundary with Enugu and Anambra to the South. Aside Delta which is party igboid which core Igbo state does Edo have boundary with?

lilfreezy:
LOL! Are you surprised. You don't know that states like edo, benue and kogi has Igbo speaking communities just like delta and rivers but of little in population. Don't let creation of states deceive you ọ. Nigeria na scam country

Nobodyperson:
I will rename myself as Jesus then proceed to grow alot of hair.
Buy bleaching cream and walk into the church in robes.
The gullible Christians will bow before my feet and worship me.