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genxris: Maybe your classy mother should rather address the U.N first ladies general assembly.
Believe me among some of the frst ladies that will be in attendance will be those that can't speak english language at all or just a little,not because they are illiterates but because english is a foreign language to them just as it is to us here.

Speak for yourself and those of you that did not go to school or went to through a failed education system run by perm secs like Sheppopotamus and teachers that can not read their own certificate.

If you passed through school in Nigeria and school passed through you, English should not be a foreign language to you.

So cut this moronic crap about Japanese, Tunisian, Spanish etc first ladies not being able to speak English.

Sheppopotamus is a bonafide illiterate and we should start wondering how she got certified as a "graduate" in our education system.

greatgenius: lol for someone who claims to be an intellect and yet still failed to understand most of what i wrote. it is obviously above your level of intelligence.

person, so it is time for you to spew moronic conjectures?

Of course it is expected of fucktards to throw conjectures when they are intimidated by intellectual dialectics. Evidence by the P*uussy above.

I failed to understand?

Let me read the rest and see whether you successfully proved I failed to understand.

greatgenius: i actually knew you wasn't going to get that. so its ok. an intelligent person should always seek a win win situation. a win/win doesn't mean it be same or should always be a 50/50. no matter what the other person should feel like they are getting something worthwhile in return.. even if the other person is getting nothing, they should feel like it is the best option...intelligence seeks equality. equality is about fairness and not sameness because we are all not the same.(this is what humanity doesn't get)

You are a person!

It is PERFECTLY okay and frequent for an intelligent person to seek a win-lose situation if it serves the best long-term goal.

Your problem is that you are way too thick and, like majority of the public (i.e. fucktards), you are like a stupid barn animal who is impressionable by anything bright and sparkly, or simply take the most impressive or aggressive sounding sound bite offered as the rule.

Your only, and repeated, description of intelligence is that which applies to diplomacy because you are way too cretinous to think laterally.

Hear the cretin: "Intelligence is love", "Intelligence seeks equality. equality is about fairness".

Another example of "stupid barn animals who are impressionable by anything bright and sparkly" is evident by those that support homosexuality. Obviously it is easier to argue love, tolerance, equality, freedom etc, than to argue principles, morality, deviance, disgust etc.

greatgenius: well in your case you are not seeking to destroy to fix. you are simply destroying. And you cannot destroy to fix by forcing on it people..make them understand their ignorant ways and show them a better option. once they see the error in their ways they will actually be the ones destroying their evil/ignorant ways.. you thus becomes their savior and will hail you for it. insult and use of force will not cut it god brother.

You are a person!

I AM destroying to fix. I have a full understanding of the Nigerian psychology. When you are debating with them publicly, for a majority,you have to destroy the stewpid pride, the "I no go carry last pride" to fix them, not just say like a cretin: "intelligence is love".

I don't do that for every Nigerian, I study each type and understand the level of damage the failed education system has caused and I apply the best approach to get them to change their opinions, person.

Some need only logical dialectics, some need public humiliation. For the latter, I fix them by making them reach "the point":

https://www.nairaland.com/1407845/expatriates-indepth-analysis-corruption-nigeria/10#17679651

By the time I finish with you, you will reach the point of self-realisation of knowing you are not intelligent. You are merely a pretender without original thinking, throwing moronic platitudes that he has been impressed with.

I had studied you from the start and I knew you do not have the intellect to debate with me when I am sleeping and my brain is recharging. You were too stewpid to observe your cretinous cohorts were running from a debate from me and only preferred insulting contest because they knew they would be pummeled intellectually. You were foolhardy because you stewpidly put "genius" in your name?

greatgenius: then your enemies will always be around you and you will know no peace. not an act of intelligence. if you think they are not worth it they will think same of you. have you never heard of keep your friends close and your enemies closer?. there is wisdom in that which you fail to see.

Adages!

person!

Another product of a failed education system and their over-reliance on adages:

https://www.nairaland.com/658179/sagamites-analysis-state-governors/10#8300542

So what if your enemies are always around you?

What will they do when they are helpless?

Theben would wake up one day and be intelligent enough to argue with me and humiliate me?

person, as I told you: Intelligent people think laterally and flexibly to apply their approach to get the result they want. Unfortunately for a person like you, your rigid thought of intelligence (i.e. the impressive sounding sound bites type) is virtually only applicable to diplomacy sphere.

An intelligent person might keep some enemies close and some fcking far away, person!

Your adage is moronic and only impressive to simpletons!

Lateral, flexible thinking!

greatgenius: actually your are not intelligent/smart and this is not an insult but an OBSERVATION from my little interaction with you.

person, I told you only intelligent people can tell if someone is intelligent.

That is what I am proving.

You are a person, so how can you tell?

Your observation is as worthless as the bible is in Mecca!

greatgenius: again i knew you would not understand that either. intelligence has everything to do with love. your ignorance has beclouded your reasoning and understanding. nothing in this world is done without love. even hate is a form of Love. everything exists due to this very word- LOVE. NOTHING IS DONE WITHOUT IT. it is very simple and for someone who claims to be intelligent i am very disappointed. i am not going to waste my time to explain this further though.

My belle o, my head o.

person what is this junk?

You just thought "Fck it! This guy has caught me saying something daft. I am just going to throw as much moronic conjectures as possible to cover this one up and defend it. I no go carry last"?

So everything in the world is done out of "love"? So when armed robbers come into your house and rob you, raaaape your daughter and wife, it was done out of love?

When heads of state loot a country and stop them from choosing a new leader, they are doing it out of love and are exhibiting intelligence?

person! And you have "genius" in your name?

Can you see now why your person cohorts were running from me?

Intellectual pummeling!

greatgenius: lol i had to shake my head to this one. depicting that which is pleasing and desirable is not the same thing as trying to please people. lol.. intelligence does not try. it already is.. understand that TRYING TO BE ANYTHING MEANS THAT YOU ARE NOT THAT THING. you are only pretending. intelligence speaks for itself. you on the other hand is going out of your way to prove to people that you are intelligent and as such has the opposite effect and screams only thing -that you are not intelligent..

A truth needs no prove. it simply is. it is self evident.

You are a person and a product of a failed education system.

If you have worked at the highest level, you will know people defer on what is "the truth" and you have to continuously prove "the truth", cretin!

That is why when you are applying to top firms, they test your influencing and managing resistance to change abilities.

I think by now, we SHOULD have come to "the point". Now you have proven you are dumb beyond words.

greatgenius: who are you to decide for others what pleases them or not. who gets to set the rules of whats better and not better..you? what makes you think your version of better is the same as others. what makes you think you are better than someone else and as such needs to have them accept your ways.. it is your kind of thinking which has humanity barely evolving like other beings in the universe. everyone thinks they are better than the next person..

Because majority of the world are fucktards like you and I am a God in "the clerisy".

Some are born leaders, others are born followers.

The fact you don't know this is bonafide evidence you are not intelligent.

Another thing is that you are such a dimwit, you contradicted your earlier point I told you to applaud yourself for:

greatgenius: intelligence is awareness. awareness gives you knowledge and knowledge gives you power and freedom. so therefore intelligence is power. and with power comes responsibility. if you claim to be intelligent then you should know that it is your responsibility to teach those that you are claiming to be ignorant.

I said it then that your making sense was an accident, not original thinking.

Can you see now that you are a person?

greatgenius: being abrasive will only get you so far..it is understanding that people need. understanding of any problem solves the problem. if you cannot find a way to let the people acquire that skill then using abrasiveness only compounds the problem and brings more confusion.. this is what you don't get since you are obviously still ignorant of these things..

You are a person!

Understanding what people need is what makes me flexible.

Abrasiveness is one of the tools.

Intelligent people like Katsumoto and Ajanlekoko that once disagreed with me, when they joined the forum, on my being abrasive, after a while saw the necessity and actually love to see the application on some people.

greatgenius: lol dont you think seeing all the perspectives of an issue and consistently coming up with the wrong solution makes you a fool.

person, I am not the person seeing and defining intelligence from only the diplomatic arena prism.

So I did UNDERSTAND your junk! I understand it was not original and it is just a combination of the platitudes you have heard over time and which obviously are the popular diplomatic ones (i.e. sound bites that are bright and sparkly to impressionable simpletons).

You are person. That is why you do not realise I am your intellectual God.

But I know I have got you to "the point".

I observe you did not dare compare my definition to yours.

I told you that I knew you could not define intelligence. That is why I hid mine from you until you define yours because I knew whatever you defined would be moronic if you are not privileged seeing mine first.

Theben: Bros with all your illogical posts on nairaland, it is very obvious who the real dumbo is. Stop forcing people to accept your opinion.

Shut up!

Gutless, person P*uusy!

redsun: You are such a miserable primate.All that you spill are miseries like a man that can't get his diiick up,even with puss.ies all around him.A man that is immortally sad.


Does intelligence make you miserable?

You are a person!

Why don't you tell us how miserable it is to know you are dumb?

Rad1cal: Your mom is a nobody, deal with dunce.

You are a person!

Mrs Umblerra pikin!

Treasure103: In Flavour's voice...Odikwa very risky. Habatically!!! Me I think she should tell her twin sister from Kaduna to represent her to avoid "Ojukwu's manhood living on", "my husband is a good couple","on behalf of 20million,I donate my husband","my fellow widows". Hmmmmm @New york fa according to Hauwa my friend. Ngwanu kedu nke gbasara m,onwa gwu,unu m nye m salary m,CHIKENA.

A national shame!

Theben: I aint running. Just don't have the energy to waste on debating with you. You would never take my point. So what's the need trying to convince someone whose brain has been programmed. It's not worth it

Shut up, person!

You have no balls and you are running from an intellectual slaughter.

You have no energy to waste but you have the energy for insurgency attacks on your God, like Al-Qaeda against the US Army.

I am sure Al-Qaeda is also not facing the US because they can't be bothered to fight. Not because they are scared shyt of a pummelling.

You are a running p*uussy.

greatgenius: my goodness most humans are indeed fools/ignorant and uncivilized. This is why my kind will continue to rule over you until you fully awake.. like your poet said fools will be fools as certain as fate, men of wisdom use them as your tools. That and only that is the use of fools..

you are not fooling anyone god brother. masking your obvious ignorance with silly insults will only further drown you in the abyss of ignorance.
You averred that you are far more intelligent than someone while insulting em. i then asked you to define intelligence and all you have done is dance around like a deluded native american shaman instead of defining your so called intelligence..

You are a person!

Your intellect is below my feet and I knew your dumb, moronic arsse would not be able to define intellect.

I will be the one ruling over your dumb arsse!

Now let me cut your moronic assertions into shreds.

greatgenius: you are obviously not bright so i will leave you with this advice. understand that intelligence does not seek enemies or a win lose situation. intelligence is wisdom/love. it only seeks a win win situation. intelligence fixes and not seeks to destroy. claiming to be intelligent while insulting others or putting others down only exposes your ignorance. The wisest among you are those who turns their enemies into friends and not further alienates them.

Cretin, you spout alot of moronic junk you have heard and you are beating your chest like if you have made sense.

Fool!

An intelligent person is flexible and adapts his style to the requirement of the goal. It does not always have to be win-win, cretin.

person, fixing to get to a desired goal might actually include destroying. You are too stewpid to know that, you just spill platitudes.

person, there are some enemies that are not worth being friends with.

greatgenius: intelligence is awareness. awareness gives you knowledge and knowledge gives you power and freedom. so therefore intelligence is power. and with power comes responsibility. if you claim to be intelligent then you should know that it is your responsibility to teach those that you are claiming to be ignorant. one who calls himself wise and living in opulence while while surrounded by chaos/downtrodden and looking down on others is only living in fools paradise. eventually he will be consumed by the chaos/ignorance and the downtrodden will rise up against him. That is not very wise if you ask me. intelligence seeks no enemies.

you create your world and reality. so if you want your world to be a better place then take responsibility and be a light onto the darkness.

person, oya clap for yourself.

Paa paa, papa pa paa, papa pa paa, paa paa.

That is the only intelligent thing you said about intelligence.

And I have taken it as a responsibility to teach fucktards like you due to your ignorance.

You see? I AM intelligent. I lecture cretins like you on NL everyday.

greatgenius: No one will listen to you if your method of correcting them is to demean and insult. Intelligence is reason. it is love and always depicts that which is pleasing and desirable. If something doesn’t depict that, then it is also lacking in intelligence. This is why there is intelligence in beauty and that which is lacking beauty is lacking intelligence. if you are seeking to look down on others while correcting then you are showing your lack of intelligence..

person! More moronic platitudes that shows your only sense making above (that you clapped for) was by accident.

Intelligence has nothing to do with love and does not necessarily have to be pleasing or desirable.

Majority of people in the world are fucktards like you, trying to please you people or finding what is desirable to you is not possible neither is it what is best. That is what intelligent people like Margaret Thatcher knew.

Sometimes, you have to train fucktards from what pleases them and they desire that is inferior to what is better.

Neither does intelligent have to necessarily be beautiful, it should be employed to attain a better long-term position.

If I was on a Ghanaian or UK website, I would not be as abrasive because I know it takes a different approach to get to the goal. That is my intelligence at play: flexibility and adaptability, not your moronic junk of rigidity.

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Now cretin, it is obvious you do not even know how to develop a definition. Your moronic arssse just spewed and threw together a set of nice sound platitudes together (some of which are mutually exclusive from intelligence), and thought you were making sense.

person, now let me lecture you as part of my service to humanity to teach fucktards like you due to your ignorance.

I have already defined intelligence before on NL, so don't think I was running before when I insisted you do.

I just knew you were too dumb to be able to define it because fucktards are not in a position to say who is intelligent or not, since they cannot define it, test it or spot it. And I wanted to publicly prove it!

Here you go, cretin:

https://www.nairaland.com/291120/examination-true-test-knowledge#4124091

"My own definition of intelligence is the ability to consistently see not only the primary factors and perspectives of issues but also the the secondary and most of the tertiary factors and perspectives. Very few people have this ability."

Succinct!

It is not like you all-over-the-place moronic pile of platitudes.

Your intellect is below my feet!

Intelligence is love my arsse!

FOOOOL!

Theben: Reetards always claim to be intelligent. This is the thread that befits someone of your IQ.
www.nairaland.com/1445550/bikini-pictures-miss-earth-nigeria

Run person!

https://www.nairaland.com/1443435/man-finds-crocodile-hidden-under/1#18203396

https://www.nairaland.com/1443435/man-finds-crocodile-hidden-under/2#18207618

No balls.

You are not a man, you are a P*uussy. And I am your God!

IYA NGBALI: no doubt,all other first ladies would have a good laugh on that day and it would be talk of the town in all English speaking countries all over the World

One girl, on NL, who is highly connected in the public sector because both her parents are high profile, told me that she, due to her lack of ability to speak English, is a laughing stock amongst public officials behind closed doors.

The woman is a buffoon and her husband is the dumbest president Nigeria has ever had.

[quote author=baby-boy]She has had 3 years to fast track herself by attending an adult education class in either Nigeria or abroad am sorry but she is a public figure. She is prepared spend millions on social events and food but spending money on educating herself seems like a problem[/quote]Rather than improve herself, she is carrying her big belle to buy rise to distribute for elections.

Theben: She's not Yoruba. So she can't read the speech like that olodo

You are a person.

I am sure you will be the expert to know how she read. P*uussy!

[quote author=baby-boy]You dont need to spend 5 minutes with Michelle Obama to know that this lady has a Law degree


But PEJ? I will go as far as starting a petition just to close down the University that gave her such honour or degree[/quote]Don't mind the person.

He would never understand since that level of intellect and grammar is what raised him.

chukwudi44:

Sagamite na craze de worri you.Na mama sagamite she be.

No be you claim say she be your mama because na first lady?

Rad1cal: Your mother is a nobody , so shut the hell up

You are a person!

My mother is far more than your mother who I assume is exactly like this Sheppopotamus.

No wonder you see her as a hero.

Omoswags: Must you bring Jesus to it?...
Who's now the re.tard??

You are a person.

Is that not what one person like you that support her said?

He said "She is my Jesus Christ".

Rad1cal: So what is wrong with a Nigerian first lady having a bachelors degree in a Nigerian University.

You are not only sick but suffering from severe pangs of inferiority and degrading complex.

You are a person!

I bet it is the same kind of degree your mother has that is why you think she is a somebody.

Your mother that is a "graduate" also says "a children"?

No wonder your cretinous arsse does not understand the point of shame to our Universities that this dunce can claim she is a graduate on her CV.

Cretin!

Omoswags: There's no sense in wat u jst wrote.
When u insult someone's parent, u shldnt get angry wen d get ur share.
Do 2 others wat u expect 4m them..

You are fucking reetarded.

And so what if she is someone's mum?

person!

She is your Jesus Christ too?

chronique: I sincerely do not understand Nigerians. Did PEJ ask to be allowed to deliver a speech? She's been asked to deliver a speech by the organisers of the event and this is not a Nigerian event;it's an event organised for first ladies of presidents of the UN. What's the problem with that? If the international community regard her to the extent of asking her to deliver a speech,shouldn't we be excited about that? Yes,her use of English is not the best but that doesn't take away the fact that she's the first lady of Africa's most populous black nation. As far as I'm concerned,the outside world sees something of worth in her. Let's learn to support our own when there's a need to do so.

UN no dey force person to give speech.

Even before they announce that kin event dem for don discuss its possibility with her representatives.

If she had a single smart advisor, she for don decline without anyone knowing she was asked.

I am beginning to think this is another pre-2015 set up by anti-Jonadafts utilising insiders:

https://www.nairaland.com/1443771/nigerians-encourage-corruption-president-jonathan/5#18224102

[quote author=Kris d don.]Y are u criticising her? A dedicated 1st fellow widow who is working hard 2 serve ha country. Who will rather kill herself dan 2 commit suicide. Who says it's a "pity" whom is celebrating and congratulations to whom is "mourning" d murder of all grammarians. D Jesus Christ of Wike, pls Stp critising ha cos Ojukwu is dead bt his "manhood" still lives on! At least she can fit spoke beta inglish mur dan me gan. Lol[/quote]

You don crase finish!

REALITY101: How much is the ticket for the comedy show?

Honestly, they do need to charge for this session.

adora4u1: The easiest way out of this is for Obahiagbon to write the speech for Patience!

AHHHHH!

You wan kill Mama Chukwudi?

Lets imagine Obahiagbon wrote it but Sheppopotamus has to read it:

"My fellow First Ladies Fes Laadi, we have to make the collective decisions koleti disison that does not transgress tanges the circumscription circumsison of our national nasonal budget buuuuget. ..................."

Na sample I just give you so o.

chibabe3: God we need you more than ever before in this difficult situation. Don't allow our enemies to laugh over us, intervene and see us through this herculean task of addressing the world. Just give us the right word to use so that we don't cause any confusion with our grammar. I will advise all to unite and go into prayer and fasting until this speech has been delivered.

Amen!

Fhemmmy: Lol . . .But in this case, she does not have to really speak, only read a speech that i would expect a speech writer to have made up for her, proof read by specialist (Communicator) . . .So i am sure she will be fine, only hope she would have practice well before mounting the stage to read the speech.

Who do you think would tell her to practice when they are most likely all kissing her arsse that she is the greatest?

You think any of the sycophants, like the person Rivers State member of HoRep that called her "my Jesus", would tell her "Sorry ma, the correct pronunciation is actually 'Umbrella', not 'Umblerra' when next you pronounce it"?

What would that person gain or you don't think she would start beefing that person for humiliating her?

[quote author=tj-dj]SCRIPT-WRITER: Madam i want you to stick to the script here, no jokes, no banter, no greeting.....just read and leave.
PEJ: What has "stick" got to do with addressing my fellow "ex"tinguished first ladies, you are so unpolished,i think you are are a spy sent by Rotimi Amechi to rubbish my address.....[/quote]

nairaman66: No she won't do it! The thought of it will send paralysis down her spine. If she insist, then everyone in Nigeria would become a national embarrassment together with her.. My reason is not far fetched- she doesn't have the persona to grace that occasion.. Plus her ?? We all know her grammatical flaws..

You think she is intelligent enough to be aware of her Agbero personality and grammar?

And you think those around her that know would be telling her?

They would just be kissing her arsse like sycophants to get the riches they want, they will never tell her the truth.

They would even be telling her a lot of Nigerians think she is the best first lady ever.

Flexneri: I want to thank the Bayelsa state Governor for making me the permanent secretary of Bayelsa state...may his soul rest in peace.(PGEJ).

She is a graduate?

And was appointed "permanent secretary"?

[quote author=eagle,eye]Our husbands are a widow....
it is better for Syria to kill themselves than to commit suicide...
Obama and the US congress are once a children...[/quote]

chucky234: Fail education statement?
.
Bros take am easy ooo.

I forgot my "system".

strangest: yeah, Nigerians and complex issues... Oyibo narrator cannot even pronounce Kanu Nwankwo very well and everyone is okay with it... even Obama uses wanna, gonna and twenny five hundred for want to, going to and two thousand five hundred respectively and its called American Englis... yet when you dont pronounce Oyibo word very well instead of my people to see it as Nigerian English, they choose to be swallowed by their own complex issues... Congrats First lady. Go make us proud

I can understand and tolerate Nigerian English but I don't understand illiterate English from a so-called university graduate.

Umblerra, murder you, a children etc.

Famous quotes

http://www.africanspotlight.com/2012/02/23/nigeria-patience-jonathans-top-13-quotes-videos/



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JOL1SafQIM

Who gave this cretin a degree?

And she was appointed a Perm Sec? For Education?

chukwudi44: Mumu @ 59, if you don't want her to be your mummy why don't you park to Afghanistan.As long as you are in naija she is still your mummy whether you APC a*ss likes it or not

What a moronic product of a failed education system's statement.

She is who's mother?

Cretin, are you reetarded?

gboss4sure: If you think say She no fit then send your mama wey fit speak at UN... Hatred is a deadly disease

Maybe your mother can't but I can guarantee you my mother is educated enough to shame any Sheppopotamus' performance at the UN.

So never doubt others' mothers. Stick to the ones you know.

[quote author=L.M Ayedun..]Which patience?
Ebele's Wife??
*Faints*[/quote]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

YEPARIPA!!!

I hope say dem go give all these first ladies bullet proof because dem secret service no go fit save dem from the bullets o.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nnv73rLVV8

thegoodjoehunt: Now this isnwhatnI call constructive criticism. I also think Coach Keshi should aproach Tiago Ilori of Liverpool. He might want to play for us. Tiago rapid rise in football shows his talent and a chance to play at the World Fup will sound appealing to him.

H was a regular starter at Sporting Lisbon before Liverpool signed him.

Wow!

That looks like what is called a "steal".

Offer him the chance to play at 2014 WC and he might be heavily tempted to switch.

femi9naija: Kenneth Otigba has already played for Hungary.

I think he has only played U-21.

femi9naija: Still can't figure out what Echiejile brings to the team that's anything more special than what T. Taiwo would have.

He brings far more.

He is good in defence and also good in attack. Taiwo is only good in the latter.

I think Keshi should bring Taiwo in BUT as a left midfielder.

Davo93: Hmmm... i hate sounding the way i'm gonna sound now but its just the way i feel about the SE issue. Keshi needs to work more on what he has made most of us believe about him, the ethnic-sensitive behaviour he puts up. I still find it very difficult to believe some players have not been given a chance perhaps due to Keshi's love for a tribe. If we don't see Super Eagles as a National team, there will be problem in the future.

I also cannot fathom why the likes of Dele Olorundara, Haruna Babalo, Gbolahan Salami ,the NPL highest goal scorers has not been given a chance in the SE team. I'm sorry from digressing from the topic a bit. #teamNationalist

Typical moronic rants of a product of a failed education system.

It is always some moronic conjecture of "they hate my tribe". It is always "Us vs Them" by illiterate moronic fucktards.

Cretin, names some bunch of unknown players and says they deserve a place in the national team.

Cretin, who are these players going to replace in the SE?