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[quote author=Mrs.Chima]it looks like he is taming you. [/quote]Watch the bitçh run!

[quote author=D-Explorer]He's a lunkhead! I tame man-bitçhes like him [/quote]person, you run like a bitçh all the time.

[quote author=D-Explorer]Oh yeah man, i know my God. The Big Man upstairs right? Saga, you're my fish, i know how to fry you. Now, bow to your King, dude. [/quote]You are a person!

The Big Man upstairs has told you to use a medium: Me. I am your equivalent to Jesus. Worship fooool!.

Now lets start the abattior process.

Okay, tell me the Naija girls you claim to move with. The ones that are not cheap punks.

person is about to be slayed.

Don't run as usual!

ifyalways: The late mrs Babangida touched a lot of lives with her SAP. Stole a lot too obviously.

What's Abdusalam's wife's name?she was the least heard of, least ceremonial and least drama.

If she wanted to touch alot of lives, she would not steal.

Entrenched corruption brings down lives way faster than SAP can attempt to touch it.

Stealing from people and giving back peanuts in extravagant public shows is not touching lives.

That last statement also applies to TB Joshua:

https://www.nairaland.com/1106746/tb-joshua-spends-100000-n26m/

Extravagant public shows! One of the favourite tools of cunning crooks.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]You gon take this D-explorer? [/quote]He better!

[Sharpens his knives]

[quote author=D-Explorer]Oh yeah chap! You sure gonna clap at my folly because you got dead cells. LOL

Dude, change those cheap punks around you and walk up to a real naija girl and have the feeling of substance. Not those cheap things. I'm sure you know what am talking about kiddo? [/quote]No, person, what needs to happen is for you to book yourself in for a lobotomy so you can be more observant.

It is not great to be as dumb as you are.

Such dumbness makes you not worship your God. And we know who your God is.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]I don't have to deal with Naija girls, I am straight too. If we are going to keep it real about one...we need to keep it real about all.

Naija girls learn from Naija boys on how to act in public...after all Naija is a man's country. [/quote]Nah, the only Naija guys you can attribute such blame to are fucktards like D-Explorer and Dondav.

https://www.nairaland.com/1021440/men-always-been-petty-missing/6#11931871

[quote author=D-Explorer]You're a lunkhead! WTF is this tosh? For some reason, being a naija girl means most have some agbero personality and think any man that woos them (trying to be with them) needs to confirm he is serious and worthy by accepting 2 foul behaviours. Her rudeness and exploitation.

You have no idea about the naija girl you're spouting tosh about or are you talking about those living under the bridge, i mean your equal?[/quote]You are a person!

Since when did you have a brain to even be observant?

You think your brain works?

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]I am sure there are some Naija girls that are friendly. A few bad apples doesn't spoil the bunch. What do you say about the Naija boys? Are they perfect? TELL THE TRUTH.[/quote]I am sure too.

Sagamite: 8. Just being a plain Naija girl.

For some reason, being a naija girl means most have some agbero personality and ....

I don't have to deal with Naija guys, I am straight.

You forgot the 8th reason.

8. Just being a plain Naija girl.

For some reason, being a naija girl means most have some agbero personality and think any man that woos them (trying to be with them) needs to confirm he is serious and worthy by accepting 2 foul behaviours. Her rudeness and exploitation.

They think approaching them justifies being nasty or askng for top-up credit or to be fed. To them that is just normal and acceptable. To them, the former is a way of showing the solid proof of their chastity and the latter is justified to give any sex up.


Add that to your list.

tip999: When Jesus spoke about giving in secret, he was speaking about your own individual wealth .The money this man ,prophet t.b Joshua gives are contributed by the organization , it is not just him alone. those who support him needs to know where the money goes to.It will encouraged many to contribute to help the poor. God blessed you prophet t.b Joshua, you are a shining light to this generation.

Do they not need to know when he uses their money to fund his luxurious life too?

Me? Ah, I like Maryam Abacha's sunglasses. It was just the best.

http://www.punchng.com/news/34-million-nigerians-defecate-in-the-open-un/

Awon moronic baboons!

emusmith: Don't let your emotions get the better of you... SO IF THEY HAD DONE MORE, THEY SHOULD PASTE IT ON PAPER... Jesus even warned against self publicity. He has done well, no doubt. Never you display pure ignorance by comparing with those other Pastors with Jets... It is what you see that you know... Shut up, stop saying POOR MEMBERS. If you are poor. We WINNERS aren't!!!

looknlaff: . STFU mister man. You winners aren't poor by faith or in real sense? I have friends who worship in your church that are broke asses.My bro-in-law is a diligent worker in your church who lost his only vehicle to accident 5yrs ago & has been patronising Okada since then without the church whom he devotes much of his time to, showing any form of sympathy. I sympathise with people like you who have remained brainwashed & hypnotized & without knowing it metamorphosed into african zombies. Wake up & smell the coffee. Mtcheeww.

Fck me lawd!

See the fucktardism of 2 people.

Nigerian faith is now dependent on "my church is richer and provides more propsperity"?

Kai! See what failure of governance has led to.

Prof Corruption: Better than buying jets. AT least, he is touching a life.

Abi o!

But the problem there is that he is claiming glory. I think this is just a marketing ploy so he can milk more from his moronic flock of followers.

"See me, I am touching lives. Donate more so I can touch more lives and ..................live more lavishly".

atbu1983: PHD takes three years/session. Each session/year in oxford is about 22,150pounds. (66,450pounds for d 3years) yearly living expenses is about 13,000 pounds (39,000pounds for the three years) Altogether 66,450 plus 39,000 equal to 107,450pounds aproximately 100,000pounds.

See below.

[quote author=ekt_bear]The issue is that typically if you are accepted into a PhD program, you'll be working as a research assistant or teaching assistant. As a result, you don't have to spend any money out of pocket on tuition. And you are even paid a small salary.

That is why this story is strange to me.[/quote]No mind them.

Not to talk of if it is Oxford.

Oxford is looking for the best minds to come and do research, not who can afford it. So they will provide immense financial support especially for someone from a third world country who's father is not a special civil servant. They just want your brain to add to their world class research. The funding comes from companies and philantropists, not tuition fees.

Shollypopz: For all those saying he is broadcasting his works, Trust me when I say the only thing you get to hear is 1/100 of what he gives to the poor, crippled, widows/widowers, orphans.

I mean y'all, that guy doesn't have a personal account. #FACT!! I don't know if he is a God's messenger or na juju power he dey use. But I know it's either the requirement for his powers was to give cos that guy gives. Gosh, y'all don't understand when I say that guy gives!! No pastor, no church in Nigeria can come out and say they give quater as much as the Synagogue church. I don't mind u saying shit about the man of God, but before u talk trash, do ur research!

Do you think he knows a thread was created on NL about this?? The guy is too busy serving the poor, all u supposed Christians should start doing what the bible asks of u. Nowadays we are settling for a Christianity that revolves around catering to ourselves when the central message of Christianity is actually abandoning ourselves.

You are a person!

This is as moronic as saying "Gosh, y'all don't understand when I say that guy gives!! No banker, no bank in Nigeria can come out and say they give quater as much as the Union Bank. I don't mind u saying shit about the investment banker, but before u talk trash, do ur research!"

So a banker giving out other people's money arbitrarily, without transparency and living a luxurious life off it is some form of achievement?

You are advocating christianity of caring for others while the person you are praising is using church money to live like a King.

Frankiedu: Sorry man it however shows how d aforementioned winners have carved a niche 4 themselves among wider audience.Its sought of democratic, literary.They like their music i guess!

The definition of democracy is "every foool has a vote", so saying something is democratic is not evidence it is good.

When it comes to judging quality by comparison, it is best to let a group of experts do the judging based on a set of reasonable and professional standard.

Not a group of moorons voting based on "this is our own" and then call it democratic.

[quote author=chreld_b]@ bolded, a combination of tuition fees and living expenses for three years (36 months) will accumulate to about 100k pounds. @ 1000 pounds monthly living expense for 36 months and 22,000 pounds yearly tuition for three years, do the maths. I agree with your second point but without the insults.[/quote]The last time I checked, the average tuition fees for Oxford was £16,500. In 3 years, that is less than £51K.

Monthly expense of 1K for 3 years is £36K. that is £87K in total.

Not to state that I don't see why someone that is being sponsored should stay for for 12 months in a year in a more expensive country, instead of 9 months.

Not to talk of the fact that PhD students get paid for teaching and research assistant work, so sponsors don't have to give them all their money requirement in full in the first place.

[quote author=acidosis™]He sponsored the girl, the congregation sponsored the girl.. either way, someone sponsored her!
Your hatred for this man will only lead you to the grave. Stop hating for no reasonable reason.


God bless T.B Joshua, ...saw the whole scene on screen yesterday.. I'm impressed with the good works.[/quote]No your mumu followship of this moronic con would lead you to the grave.

I live in the UK. Unlike you I don't have to go to Men of Con for miracle and salvation. If I want miracle, I go to the NHS and the Dr Patels, Edwards, Hu and Oduwoles are quite good and it is free. I don't have to take my money and give it to a conman in return for prayers.

So if anyone is going to early grave, it is you!

Let your conman stop claiming glory for something he did not do.

Moronic story to the person congregation he leads like blind sheep!

No 1, a PhD in Oxford does not cost £100K. Not even if it was in Medicine, talkless of Engineering.

No 2, except this person Man of Con is admitting he is a looter, he did not sponsor the student. The congregation did. It was the church's money, not his, why is he claiming the glory.

Fool and more foolish followers.

Logicboy03: For once, I approve of your fucktardery

You are a person for thinking you can "approve" what your God says and for not accepting as a holy sermon EVERYTHING your God says.

That is how you get yourself owned and intellectually slaughtered.

Ola one: Once they know the 2 above you are done for.


They know good jobs. Special visitation groups will visit you at home at least twice every week. And, your offering envelope will be marked "special attention." Try it.

It is all about the Benjamins!

**not speaking from experience oo**

Thank God I am not allergic to insulting people to their face.

I would not even have any reservation in calling anyone that dares person and cretins if they tried that with me.

I am not the type of mugu that pays for the private jet of Ole-depo, Adeb-ole and Oyakhil-ole.

Worthless awards and achievement considering it is based on popular vote.

Talk Hoha: Thank you, Beta Things. No, we shouldn't do everything that animals do! It's just that from Mugabe and so many others, there was the argument that it wasn't in nature because even animals didn't do it. It pervades the animal world, including the primates most like man. I'm sure you'd at least watch videos posted. I wonder if this hate is caused by the feeling that gays stop population growth, or just something instinctive, hating the unusual, the unknown. The second reason is behind much of racism - refusing to see a human being in all his complexity and just hating based on skin colour. So, rightly we say 'homophobia.' I mentioned all those names in history to show the ordinariness, and that it's existed throughout human history, and that only a selective application of Hebraic doctrine caused this present prejudice. Of the first reason, population growth, the world's challenge now is population explosion. In any case, many straight relationships are not aimed at reproduction, but braced by contraception and abortion. So, we should hate and jail anyone who has ever been involved in contraception or abortion. There wouldn't be many adults out of jail, from Mushin to Lekki. If we thought of the greatest happiness of the greatest number, gays might be nature's way of dealing with population problems. The irony is, quite often lesbians and gays play special roles in families. They nurture and unify. They make great aunts and uncles, providing insight and guidance. On the practical side, if we have a world where lesbians and gays can't live in peace, and are forced into straight marriages... If straight people who truly love each other find it hard to make marriages work, how would people who get into it by force fare? They'd become drunks and drug addicts in frustration,there would be domestice violence and children of doubtful paternity. All these would swell our country's social problems. Please look at all the videos posted. Forgive me laughing at an image from your post, but I'm sure no grirl would reach for your whatever 'after a round,' as the widow spider might do. No, the girl would want it preserved for her future bliss! Thank you. Bless.

This dumb person produces another rubbish video by a gay so-called academic with self-interest.

Talk Hoha, just use the right grammar:

"The irony is, quite often lesbians and gays play special roles in families. We nurture and unify. We make great aunts and uncles, providing insight and guidance. On the practical side, if you have a world where we (lesbians and gays) can't live in peace, and are forced into straight marriages... If straight people who truly love each other find it hard to make marriages work, how would us who get into it by force fare? We'd become drunks and drug addicts in frustration,there would be domestice violence and children of doubtful paternity."

Stop behaving like if you are not gay.

She is worth every attention he pays her.

She has proven herself.

At least 2face knows this girl 100% loves him, so he can now put in 100% effort on her.

Shollypopz:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz54GILHkNg&

Update on fundraising campaigns by universities.

https://www.nairaland.com/141689/rough-guide-best-most-reputable/8#10426465

Largest fund-raising campaigns
Oxford – Launched a campaign in 2008 to raise £1.25bn by 2016. After already raising the target sum of £1.25bn by 2012 (i.e. in 4 years and with 4 years to go), they have increased the target to £3bn.
Fundraising rate: £312.5m per year.

KCL – Launched a campaign in 2010 to raise £500m by 2015. They have already raised £400m by 2012, almost at the target after 2 years and with 3 years left to go.
Fundraising rate: £200m per year.

Cambridge – Launched a campaign in 2005 to raise £1bn by 2012. They raised £1.2bn by 2012 (i.e. in 7 years) and have ended the campaign.
Fundraising rate: £171.4m per year.

Nottingham – Launched a campaign in 2011 to raise £150m by 2016. They have raised £81m (over half the target) in the first year and with 5 more years to go.
Fundraising rate: £81m per year.

Edinburgh – Launched a campaign in 2006 to raise £350m by 2011. They have finally raised the target of £350m by 2012 (i.e. in 5 years) and have ended the campaign.
Fundraising rate: £70m per year.

Imperial – Launched a campaign in 2007 to raise £207m by 2010. Stopped at £157m raised (i.e. in 3 years), did not meet the target.
Fundraising rate: £52.3m per year.

UCL – Launched a campaign in 2004 to raise £300m by 2014. They have already raised over the target with £316m (i.e. in 8 years) and have ended the campaign.
Fundraising rate: £39.5m per year.

Birmingham – Launched a campaign in 2009 to raise £60m by 2011. They raised the £60m (i.e. in 2 years) and ended the campaign.
Fundraising rate: £30m per year.

Durham – Launched a campaign in 1997 to raise £175m by 2007. They raised the target £175m by 2007 (i.e. in 10 years).
Fundraising rate: £17.5m per year.

Aberdeen – Launched a campaign in 2000 to raise £150m by 2009. They raised the £150m by 2010 (i.e. in 10 years).
Fundraising rate: £15m per year.

LSE – Launched a campaign in 1997 to raise £100m by 2007. They raised over the target of £105m by 2007 (i.e. in 10 years).
Fundraising rate: £10.5m per year.

Bristol – Launched a campaign in 2003 to raise £100m by 2014. They had already raised £83m by 2011 ((i.e. in 8 years), no further campaign updates.
Fundraising rate: £10.4m per year.

St Andrews – Launched a campaign in 2008 to raise £100m by 2016. They had already raised £32m by 2012 (i.e. in 4 years).
Fundraising rate: £8m per year.

Warwick – Launched a campaign in 2011 to raise £50m by 2015. Still no updates yet.

[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]Sagamite, you know i dey watch you closely sha



Nice pic, no belly. Oluwa seun [/quote]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paw_2EJBzFs&


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWB2UIm18TU&

[quote author=*Ileke-IdI]Sholly and Sagamite?

Is this another courting ritual or secret admiration?

Whichever one, I want to be sent a wedding RSVP.[/quote]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im_5QdHp04E&

Shollypopz: LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzyfWmy35Gc&

Ilekokonit: Before you castigate the poster, ask yourself the reason unemployment, homelessness, hunger and general hopelessness does not push any legal resident of the UK into Armed Robbery like it does in Nigeria ?

If a legal resident of the UK chooses to commit Armed Robbery then it is not because of hunger and it's most likely to fund a drug habit or because of sheer greed.

The UK Govt looks after its citizens from cradle to grave and has a safety net called "social security" that is designed to catch you if you fall on hard times through no fault of your own.

Your housing and feeding (for all legal citizens) becomes the responsibility of the government until you get a job at which time you have no choice but to pay back into the social security pot by way of PAYE Tax and National Insurance Contributions that is then used to fund social security payments to the currently unemployed, child benefits and pension payments to the elderly.

And both able bodied people and the disabled are entitled to this safety net as long as for the able bodied he or she can show regular verifiable evidence of their job search activity.

And the UK does not have the oil that Nigeria has !!! BUT what they have is a system that will continue to work into perpetuity because it was designed with fairness and an even distribution of wealth in mind

Tell me how the violent crime as a result of hunger will not be low in such climes ?

WHY CAN'T THE UNEMPLOYED PEOPLE AND PENSIONERS IN NIGERIA HAVE SUCH A LIFE SAVING SYSTEM

The UK system is not perfect and you have the odd greedy person who cons the system out of money they were not entitled to but if caught, they pay the penalty which could be a prison sentence of 6 months or in one severe case a prison term of about 2 years for a con carried out on the system 25 years earlier.

Also, you do get some people who become lazy and make a life out of living on benefits but a) the system eventually catches up with them and b) the amount given to them is just enough to keep body and soul together and is not enough to tempt someone with dreams to want to depend on for life.

Just because some people might abuse a noble system is no reason not to introduce such a life saving system in Nigeria. The benefits of such a system far outweigh the disadvantages.

Compare this with Nigeria where even disabled people with no family to support them have to fend for themselves. I continue to say it that a lot of the violent crime in Nigeria will stop if such a safety net such as outlined above is introduced in Nigeria.

Funding such a system in Nigeria

If the so called overdraft and/or lootocratic billionaires like Otedola, Dangote, Adenuga, IBB, OBJ, Danjuma, Atiku, Abdusalami Abubakar paid their fair share of taxes to the Government coffers then it is possible in Nigeria. Remember that Danjuma stated in 2009 that he made 2 Billion dollars from an oil well given to him by Abacha and he does not know what to do with the money. Yet millions of Nigerian adults, children, the sick and the disabled are going to bed hungry or half full every night !!!!!

If only 20% of all the money stolen by Nigerian politicians at all levels is collated and used to fund such a scheme as described above, I am 110% sure that crime will be drastically reduced in Nigeria AS NO ONE WILL GO TO BED HUNGRY AND DESPERATE.

We need a safety net in Nigeria to catch and cater for the feeding and housing of the desperate poor in Nigeria. A hungry man is an angry man.

And because no condition is permanent (as the Global recession has shown and continues to show us), we should not pour scorn on any effort to at least feed and house the poor in our midst as the events of the past 4 years have shown us that, let him that stand take heed lest he falls since NO ONE IS IMMUNE TO THE EFFECTS OF THE GLOBAL RECESSION THAT HAS TURNED ERSTWHILE MIDDLE CLASS FAMILIES TO NOW DEPEND ON FOOD HANDOUTS.

But the sad aspect in Nigeria is that our leaders know perfectly well that the idea is a noble one but they will not do it because a) it reduces the amount they can steal and b) such regular life saving payments to the poor will mean that there is no longer a large pool of desperate Nigerians for the politicians to abuse and exploit for the menial jobs which their own children will not do.

There is no country in the world with 100% employment which is why Governments who see it as their duty NOT to look after their own pockets and those of their cronies BUT to look after the unemployed and less priviledged in their societies introduced such a safety net as described above.

Where there is a will there is a way. But only a God sent leader can implement this in Nigeria not the current devils ruling us.

Need I say more to our wicked and deaf leaders whose conscience has been seared with hot iron and they are now irredeemably wicked and hostile to the well being of the long suffering Nigerian masses

Part of the reason the UK does not have armed robbery is because they have a good police force and a culture of hard work.

Also learn that the UK has more oil than Nigeria if you take into consideration oil production per capita. Some of you have been fooled by this rubbish about Nigerian oil. The UK has a lot of oil, they just consume it all. Nigeria is only famous for oil because we export it, we do not have the economy to consume it. We export it and do not consume it like the UK because we are backwards and under-developed. Being an oil exporter is nothing to be proud of. It is a shame!

Don't compare a welfare system to what this person is advocating: National sharing of cake.

Moreover, how do you expect a country without records or data to set up a welfare system?

A country that does not even have a reliable census?

A country that has porous borders?

A country full of morally bankrupt and dubious minded people?

A country that can't pay pensions old people worked for is the one you think the corrupt officials will pay benefits to young, able people that did not work for it?

Stop dreaming!

Never compare what is being done in the UK to Nigeria.

ebankole: @odumchi

That's a good idea but ofcourse our Gov'ts are that willing to make any change.Its all about 100billion this and that we been embezzled almost on a daily basis we read/hear everyday.

Please. I beg you. Don't tell me you are a graduate.

I beg you in the name of God. Please tell me you are not.

I might die of severe heart break if a higher institution in Nigeria gave you a certificate.

Co-habiting makes a lot of sense to me.

odumchi: What you're talking about and what I'm talking about are different. The UK's social welfare plan is designed to accommodate those of low income who are unable to take care of their families because of one financial issue or another. When someone gives birth, they receive a check which is meant to take care of the expenses of the new baby (diapers, formula, etc). The US's social welfare plan is also similar to the of the UK, but instead of giving away checks, it gives food stamps which can only be used to redeem food items (this is to make sure that the money is used for what it was intended for).

In the case of Nigeria (or in any country, for that matter), handing out Naira notes just for breathing is unacceptable because it breeds the "why should I work when the government is paying me for being alive" mentality. Instead of wasting money this way, the government should subsidize things like education and healthcare so that things would be cheaper and more accessible.

Don't mind the fucktards!