₦airaland Forum

DIKEnaWAR:
He won't win Senate again. Ibori was sleeping when he won the last time. Won't happen again.

Hon. Helen Obori underestimated him, hence she lost to Omo Agege.
James Ibori did not interfere

tutudesz:
Can you proof that the Juju worked

Binaowei, E shock you?

R. I. P

AlhajiNatty:
Ecological degradation over the years is here to hunt PH city.

Oil bunkery, gas flare, etc.

Black soot is a major challenge here in Port Harcourt.
Lord help us ooo

silvoclaira:
Currupt individuals.

Please o, are ITSHEKIRI PEOPLE still existing in Nigeria

Yes, they are but 2023 is not their time for governorship aspiration.

hisexcellency34:
Delta people, will you accept this man as your governor in 2023 under APC?

Let him pick the APC interest form
Chief Great Ogboru will be waiting for him in the primary election.
Can he defeat Ogboru?
Time will tell

Nollywood's finest actress that year.
I remember the movie she acted, in which muna obiekwe loved her so much but after graduation, she left and married a rich man.
The title is "controversy "

Kiliwuwu:
Good afternoon senior men ND women in the house

am 21 years old planning to go for a second degree and I wish to study nursing but somehow confused in terms of chosing my desired institution( cuz I will be sponsoring my self ) ..... So I'm thinking of picking a federal University In the north or Unijos,Uniuyo Or Unical since dey re less competitive in terms of gaining an admission cuz diz my last chance ( don't wanna sit for another jamb again after next year jamb
Pls I need una advice

Uniuyo don't have Nursing rather they have Medicine and surgery.
Unical have Nursing science
Btw which state are you from?

UyaiIncomparabl:
I met this hot, sexy and generous 70 -year-old man at Raddison Blu, Victoria Island in August when I and my girls were hosted by their sugar daddies.

I met with this white man in the lobby and he got instantly hooked and hasn't allowed me rest since that day. He paid for my bills amounting to 200K that was spent over there and honestly, I could not complain nor say NO.

He said he flew into Nigeria to check the Dangote refinery because he intends to proffer a merger with Dangote. Arrgh, enough story.

The thing here is that he loves me too much. He is so obsessed with me. If I come use kayanmata for am, wetin go come happen? He is coming back to Nigeria on the 25th of December to get very serious and do the necessary things. He has been talking about marriage already. He proposed to me on Whatsapp. I said yes of course. He is coming soon to effect that physically. I love this man. He's my dream come true. At last, I'm done with Nigerian men. He doesn't even look his age. I can bet he looks younger than 80% of Nairaland men. No potbelly. No funky smell. Loaded with cash. A heavy spender. He wiped the tears off my eyes that my previous relationship gave me. He said to me "you are my queen, and you deserve everything". OMG, I so much love this man and will be willing to spend the rest of my life with him.

I have an incumbent green card and massive wealth all to myself. I can't believe this. My hard work finally paid off. Older men are the best.

Hey Bradley, I love you so much. You are the best. Peace out. No more insufficient funds.

Another Regina Daniels and Ned Nwoko scenery
Or
A Beauty and the Beast scenery

ufotty2001:
They are alot of girls who are into hook-up even some girls self don't even know that they are into olosho business.. I have a girl here. Anytime she comes to my house I will sleep with her! After that I give her transport of 5k sometimes 7k Everytime she comes to my house after sex!!! Anytime am done with her I will tell her take this 5k for ur transport.. She enjoy collecting the money but she doesn't see herself as prostitute... she comes to my house uninvited all because of transport money.. where she is staying is just 50 naira to my house. So alot of girls are into olosho business but they don't know that they are doing olosho work

Pocohantas come and see
Ufotty2001 is no longer shy
Ufotty2001 is now bouyant to hook a "smallie"

captainking:
Wow.. This news have reached here..
Such a nice man...

Who dey pitakwa here..

End of the year party go plenty..

I am here oo

WibusJaga:


And I dey here. If she serious, make she carry drink come see me.

You are funny

Odewaleadesoye:
Seven times! He’s done it again!

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Yes oooo
Lionel Messi is the real GOAT

A kind gesture by an Ijaw Prophet.
"We rise by lifting others"

Filosofa:
Pay very close attention to what I want to say. I guarantee you only two days and you will see results.

1..Start exercising for atleast 30 minutes a day (jogging mostly)
2. Reduce your salt intake
3. Start drinking plenty of water daily
4. Eat apples, avocado pear, spinach and take Nescafé


That is the solution to your problem.

Dr. E. ...., that student friendly .........back in GST classes that year.
You were an ardent Buhari supporter that year(before his election)
What would you say about his administration, 6 years after?

kamtrix:
Happy Sunday all, please for those who have experience in these things, for someone who register for PhD in Nigeria but hasn't done dissertation and course work, or maybe even just started like 3 months ago, what is the title the person is to write on documents, some places online say PhD(s) for some countries and PhD(abd), but please in Nigeria what's the ball game? Thanks

You are called a Doctorate candidate.
In your seminar and essay,this will be your description.
Mr. Claude Ake,
Doctorate candidate, public administrative and developmental studies( Phd. In view) Uniport
Msc, political science and public administration. UniUyo
Bsc, political and administrative studies. Uniben

Udom Emmanuel is acting in accordance with his religious mantra.
" Divine mandate,Only God"

pocohantas:
Your stories no dey finish.

Thought your two elder brothers are jobless and useless?

The other day you were a newly wed with an ungrateful wife.

Yesterday you be undergraduate with two jobless brothers and a troublesome mother.

Today one of same elder brothers done dey UK and has a cheating wife.

Redpillers must be very proud of the stories you keep churning out.

Ndi Alpha males will be very proud of him
Kwin Pocohantas on the beat.

richmote:
I think only aragba-orogun speaks kwale

Both of my parents are oroguns and none speaks kwale.

Oroguns are purely Urhobo. We have no mix with igbos except for intermarriage between aragba orogun and kwale.

Efe is the founder of orogun and amai and he is a bini man.

Orogun people are Urhobos


I don’t have strength to type more than this

You are right
Orogun people are purely Urhobos
That is where Ovie Omo Agege is from
Urhobo Waadooo

Ortom on the beat

This black soot endemic is hazardous to the atmosphere.
In Port Harcourt, black soot is a major challenge.

Machidon:
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Want to know, between learning tailoring and venturing into pharmacy, I mean learning on how administere drugs,which of them is the best choice to make.

@op correct your title
Pharmacy is a course studied in the University.
Whereas Pharmacy Technician or patent medicine technician is a skill training you undergo in a pharmacy shop or chemist shop for like 2 years.
What you are aspiring to be is a pharmacy technician or patent medicine technician.
I opine that you go for it if your family can help you to set up one after your training.

ModestGal:
So today,I heard of the death of veteran actor, babasuwe, may his soul rest in peace. Thiss saame today, I read about people donating for davido to clear his car

So since,I'm a lil bit not busy today, I decided to dig deeper into the actors death.
I found out that few years back he was asking for funds to be treated, and unfortunately,he wasn't able. All this man wanted was an opportunity to be healthy again to be able to work and reach more of his goals. Meanwhile,the other person wanted to clear car and he was able to get all the funds within hours, hmmm.

What vexed me most is the broke people sending 1k,2k for someone to clear car, hmmm.
And some in the comments, trying to defend the stupidity, are saying, you can't tell people what they use their money for, and that davido help them go through something,lol. And someone even said it's the work of government to help people, not the work of rich men, etc

Now, going back to the story of how this man got sick, it was in the hand of Nigerian NDLEA for arresting someone without evidence and touturing him, just because he was suspected of carrying cocaine, and the machine making a sound,lol. Even animals won't be treated like this in a white manss land

You know, sometimes,I want to attack white people for seeing black people as animals, but the more I try to proof them wrong, the more black people act that they are right.

Why won't Africa SUNK, when the only thing RICH men do is donate to the RICH, and use their money to buy made in AMERICA.
Dollar to naira is about #400, it means you have to work 400times more to be able to purchase these designer items and cars. Now tell me,why won't thiss people have several jobs? Why won't they have more money?

Now to the dumb people, saying you can't dictate what people use their money for or who they have decided to give their money to in order to defend the donations given to DAVIDO and that it's the job off the government to help people with enabling environment BLA BLA BLA.
Do you think it's the government that ownss all this organizations abroad giving people items?
I have more than 5organizationss calling me so they can deliver food for me,I had to say no and Cancel several, because I don't know most of those foods. People donate ALL the time to these organizations, I want to repeat again, PEOPLE DONATE ALL the time, some people GIVE everything, and rich people and business owners DONATES all the time, as well as churches,mosques, etc. All these companies DONATES all the time, and this is no joke.
Having worked in some companies, they already have section for the foods they are giving out,if they are food companies, clothing companies, etc.
DONATION is a normal thing, and companies brag about this.
Individuals donate all the time
Community SERVICE is a normal thing,and companies even use that to attract workers for employment
You can't be in CANADA hungry, even if you are ILLEGAL. You can't walk into organizations and not get food,clothing's, etc. What I mean is that,it is not possible for you not to get foods. These are not government owned, some are individually owned,some are own by CHURCHES, MOSQUES, Group of people, Companies, communities etc. They are like MTN, everywhere you GO, you will meet food banks everywhere.

It doesn't mean if you are a Muslim and you walk in into church food bank, you won't get food, or if you are a Christian and you walk into Muslim food bank, you won't get food. You will get and be RESPECTED, even if you wear RAGS, And you look like mad person. They will treat you with utmost respect. And they do free HOME DELIVERIES.

If there's a place religious centers shouldn't exist, it is in Nigeria, because they are completely USELESS to the community. And it's same Nigeria where Religious centers has no benefits than to make noise in our ears, people go church pass. I don't think members of these religious center even understand it's possible they get something back in return. They just want to worship their pastors and Alfa and they are blessed,,lol. Incase you don't keep, thee life expectancy in Nigeria is so low, this means that more old people, healthy ones full Canada pass Nigeria. You see very old people walking in the streets, old couples holding hands, inside bus, everywhere. I didn't even know old people even exist this much, all of them don die finish for Nigeria. People wey go Church pass

Then there's THRIFT STORES, where you can buy CHEAP, you see people taking things to thrift stores to donate. But in Nigeria, you will see those items floating in rivers, instead of them to give people,it had rather waste and flow on rivers.
See how Lagos is dirty, likewise all the CITIES in Nigeria. I know na government you go blame.
Nigerians are dirty people, take it or leave it

White people buying designers, and big cars, are buying it cheap. If they buy Royce rolls at $330,000, it's just like buying something at #330,000 in naira to them. Their celebrities buying those things are buying it cheap, because they earn directly in dollars,so it's not a big deal

But Nigerians want to match buying what people buy cheaply. You want to wear Gucci, Aldo, do big parties etc. Go to designer stores here, it's just like you are buying coke and fanta, not expensive at all to people earning in Dollars, but because you want to impress your friends and you had the chance to get money through corruption, you want to match with people earning in dollars.
Continue providing job for them, okay. They will use it to better thier streets and life, and continue to see blacks as slaves.

Come to Naira land,and you still see people who calls others Ogbanje, wife spirit, etc. Time they are supposed to be thinking of how to solve problems.
People still write, "since I meet my girl, I have been unsuccessful, money has been running away from me, is my wife a witch? I think I am possessed, is my wife possessed? My pastor said this and that, I see future.
Na Africa Dem dey see future past them never see good technology to develop.
Ridiculous, backward thinking people. When others are progressing, black people, just want to heeld on to superstitious, unreasonable dumb beliefs and thinking. Time they are supposed to be working hard, na night vigil. Here people work overnight all the time, companies don't sleep, people are busy working, researching,etc

You go vigil 7days a week, and you are complaining of poverty. which time to take use work.
When majority of the population are like this, because I was never like that,and I know people who are forward thinking, and not religiously stupid as well, but they are just 5% of the population, and the 5% of us no fit do anything, because the 95% carry the votes and how the country look like
trust me in 50 years time, Africans will still be behind. And by that time, 1 dollar will be equal to 1million naira. I won't marry a Nigerian because of this reason, so I can wash away stupidity ands dumbility from my lineage

Succintly said
The sad reality
Inspite of all our flaws
I am proud to be A Black man
We(Africans) will get there someday

LiberatedGirl:
It's the Closet Sexists like Wounded Kitten that cannot grab anything. No matter how many times it is said they simply cannot grasp issues. Wounded Kitten and his type love to be the only intelligent people around and will go to great lengths to prove it. Even if They are wrong. Wounded Kitten will rather be wrong and champion wrongness they hate people being smarter than they are. Did the Jews not Kill Christ ?They hated the fact a no body had beaten them at their game. What I said from the start was so simple. Why is Wounded Kitten jumping up and down in MY THREAD . I will not disturb myself and go to his Thread he has nothing sensible or interesting to say so why read his Posts ?But the fact that he has posted here so Many times means " he is attracted and drawn to my thread ". Then he says I have no communication skills in MY THREAD . IN MY HOUSE. The Mannerless are calling The Mannered Mannerless. I dey in my Thread in my lane and am collecting insult ? Why is Wounded Kitten SO DRAWN TO MY THREAD ? I'm like a Magnet He cannot keep away. It's so sad people cannot see their behavior points them out more than their words.

He is obsessed about you

LiberatedGirl:
It's 2021 and alot of people are still doing large Weddings in a day and age where Divorce has reached Epidemic Proportions. All this Brides Maids Crap and Dancing Crap. You can get married at the Registry or do a small church Wedding on Tuesday when everyone is at work. But the African is a Coward " What will people say ! " is more important than doing the sensible thing. All africans can do is Party while their mates in America are inventing things, their mates in China are manufacturing things. These days a woman looks forward to her Wedding in Africa because Marriage to most women is their Biggest Achievement in life. So Sad. Something so basic. Anyway people still throw Birthday parties as if they have just invented Fuelless Cars and are celebrating the achievement. A Birthday is a Time to reflect on your life and not a time to celebrate. What are you celebrating ? Did you plan your Birth ? Did you dig a tunnel and come out on that day ?. I am not Jehovah's Witness but the best and most meaningful Birthday parties are with just immediate family alone. It's a bit of a Circus to invite people. Anyway Africans are a highly unserious lot of people all they do is party while their peers abroad are working hard. The black man dances and parties then wonders why he is poor and his economy is in pieces.

Lucidly said

AbarisFather:
Brave heart
I stretch my greetings from SALGA to you

Which community in SALGA?
Tungbo or Boluo orua?
I remember the days of Peres Pereotu, Barnabas Edure,etc

Righteousness2 Where art thou?

Beauty with brain
@Modestgal come and see

Je suis un citiuye de Nigeria

It is good and pleasant for brothers to dwell in Unity.

cooooooks:
The more despondent a people are, the more religious they become.

At the lowest ebb and with no hope of betterment, a 'god' seems the most effective way out.

This your assertion corroborate with the psychonalytic psychology proponent, Sigmund Freud.
He termed it " A childlike Neurosis "
Do you believe Freudian assertion about God and Religion?