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I get you Tosinville, whatever works for you and your wife!

Tosinville:
@sa goddess, exactly, men shld be always be on top and thats the normal sex life for a married couple.

All the best to you and your wife, whatever works for you guys!

I, on the other hand want a freak in bed, one who will flip me like a pan cake before our bodies go into spasms, then we fall asleep, hmmmmmm!

Tosinville:
@Dunddy, well like i said b4 i can't read God's lips and i'm not God's PA, for instance giving your wife an MouthAction nd canine style doesn't make you different from a dog in you backyard nd s3xin that way is kind of sin.

SO, is it supposed to be missinary all the way with man on top while the woman waits for the man to finish and roll over?

Ashawo indeed, particularly for speaking her mind and exposing her body!

LOL, guy's brain registers "deep throat" and he proposes, nice!

ikedeo:
She said my prikk is small, dats a modern day woman.

A stone-age woman would have suffered in silence until you/she died thinking a small prik is her fate/destiny/punishment!

Inked_Nerd:
And suppose someone isn't a Christian? Will you still sit there are tell them to go by a book that they don't believe in?

Good point, people always use the Bible as though it is supposed to be everybody's moral compass, it's as if one is doomed to burn in eternal fire if they don't follow the Bible, the very same people will pray hard and fast to commit crime and be successful at it! The mind boggles indeed!

LOL, so doggy style is sinful? we are animals, which ever way you look at it, we just transformed over the years!

LOL, I almost fell off my chair at the comment that "she drives" how on earth is she supposed to get around? Some of you boys/ (so called men) should be herding goats, you have no business being on WWW exposing your ignorance and backwardness! You remind me of a saying that a woman should have a baby on her back while working the fields in the heat before heading home to cook for the man while he is busy handling his nuts all day, waiting for his wife to feed him! This would be funny if it wasn't true in some parts of the world!
MCXWWWM!

Sounds to me like you guys go for the same chick, where do you find her anywa?

I guess the operative word here is Chick, not WOMAN!, go figure!

I well girl, glad to have you back. . . . . . . . . I get you about dry topics, I guess the pupils may have been on school break

Lady, long time girl? Where have you been?

Mr Cork!:
This exactly why I dump SA GODDESSS, the chick too dyam rudes and she acts like she goooder than all the nairaland chicks!! \

Now that is more like it, the original Cork self!

By the way, I am gooder than you Cork

NOT all women but why are you surprised, have you not read here on NL where some of your women say a broke man has no business being in a relationship? So maybe you came across one of those. . . . . . ,

Too much English, did you copy and paste? I know Cork wouldn't say that, too deep for him. . .

Nice, Cork's other personality can actually spell and put together a sentence, I knew you were forcing those errors!

celemel:
In control. (From the whinning of my fellow NLders here, it seems the woman has finally asserted herself. Else, why all the hate?)

Nice, I like and agree!

The problem is that you guys like those girls who look like clowns, the type you would not want to wake up with. . . . if the girl's face is pasted with make-up, ask yourself if you would want to see her without the mud on her face!

Why not go get your village wives if you feel so strongly? There are always options you know!

@ OP

Interesting that you uploaded pictures of pale women who clearly need a tan/sun bed to not be so pale/ugly and you say women are ugly without make up. . . . . . . . . .

googles:
yea i know it has to do with my profile pinshure o. . . cos the guy and i used to be sworn enemies until now o

mine was aiight. . . . i should move anytime soon. only dat am feeling lazy and mushy bout leaving home

Such is the power of BOOTY girl

I know what you mean but you will love it once you have settled into your own place. . . . . .and going back home for mama's soul food!

Gees, so this is how you lot feel about the modern day woman, nice!

googles:


<sub>wassup you. . . how was the weekend

fun i know</sub>

I took a look at your profile pic and thought the booty could have had something to do with the proposal

I am good girl, weekend was quiet, chilling. . . . . .how was yours? When is the big move?

Ok, maybe it is the booty

googles:


Madukaele you dont even know me yet you are claiming one tin one tin. . . am not a fine person so stop building castles in the air

am a plain-faced girl am sorry    i dont possess the kind of beauty you may so desire  




wat kind of best fwend is this ? you ran away all these days  

just come back here and explain yourself !!!

It must be your "personality" he is in love with girl, you must say all the right things and that is what he loves about you. . . .nothing to do with looks!  

Being told I have a hot pair of legs while all sweaty from a work out

Inked_Nerd:
Give her some of my Venezuelan ganja. I've got a really good South American connection lol

You may have a point there Nerd, a little ganja will be the best way to her heart