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O kgutlile abuti wa hao o re o kopa tswarelo, madness!

Is that Heiney for me hun? I would probably drink it in one go right now! Cheers to that!

African_queen:
Its not a nollyhood story. It has happened. . . I have witnessed it. . . U can try and see if its a nollyhood story. . .

AGAIN, why would i try shyt like that, I have already said what I think of it, why would I want to try it?

A chicken is also a bird right? have you seen pelo ya yona e nyane jwang?

Can I take the bottle home please?

"You got mail V*

UH, and it's gold, I will have three shots and then a beer, thanks!

Hey, just remembered I have some beer at home, from last Friday, I am so drinking it!

sesman:
SA Goddess, you are all heart you are

@poster, Just give him time, I am sure he is actively seeking employment, i mean why wont he

Don't mind me sesman  

Please continue, why would you want to stop now when he was unemployed when you started dating him, stick with him like super glue!

Mcxxxxmmmm!

You will not believe the shyt I am in Schweet, for nothing too, grrrrrrrrrrrrr    hae maan, batho bana pelo tsa bona di nyane just like birds!  

I really need that tequila now, really!

Oh, they exist alright we once had a bachelorette party for one of the girls and someone got this dude to entertain us, he was skinny with dry, ashy skin, dude had no business being a stripper, period but he got us laughing our lungs out, just the sight of him was enough! Gosh, you just took me back

"If you can hum it, I will play it"

So you got happy pills huh, I got my spice sef

Your drink might take a while, I ordered a Heineken and a tequila last night, sti waiting!

FINALLY, a familier face, hey Vix-On!    maybe we can sit in a corner somewhere and enjoy a drink, it is friday after all! 
Shame, I guess dude did pass out after all
Cheers to "Happy Friday"!

I will pass thanks, I think you should pass out now!

delagasky:
at least u got some break system, so there a bit of hope
so wat say ye? my place or urs? we can discover hidden tattoo

I just said a brief prayer for you you are terribly hopeless! imagine someone being prayed for at a beer parlour, hardly appropriate but I had to do it!

As for my hidden tattoes,

I reckon one more beer and you will be out cold at the rate you are going, my breaks won't catch YOU, that's for sure!

Goodness, worry not about establishing some sort of rapport, let's hit it at 200 km/hr from the word go!

"Spoken" like a real drunk there, after his upteenth beer, everyone looks sizzling!

delagasky:
let me rephrase your stmt a bit

na i aint drunk or anything, its just i cnt help it when i see u

I think it is safe to say you are still a bit under the weather from last night, what head lamps? maybe you go sleep off the beer and come back refreshed then we can start over, it's on me!

delagasky:
hey mami, me just chillaxing o, btw what activites do u like to get into @ nite? i hope u like some adventure like me?

Goodness, can't a girl get a beer before being asked what she gets up to at night? Go easy on me tiger

james1:
No long talk S A Goddess,try it out with a man that believe's and go contrary to it:then,only then will you fully get the meaning of an OATE,you will know finally with no means of escape that khaki and leather are very,very different:in very clear terms,your llfe would have been enveloped in total,wait for this,KAITACLUSTIVE KAITARISM gurl.
You go know say gods dey pursue goddess with two and jagged edge cutlass just to. Yamutu the whole thing.

No thanks James, I wouldn't try shyt like that because I don't even believe it anyway, sounds too far-fetched to me!

@ OP,

Shade needs a friend right now and I would like to believe your being there for her as she goes through this battle will mean a lot to her, hopefully she will understand. Come clean with her as you have with faceless NL, it will take the burden off your shoulders then you will be able to support her fully knowing that there are no secrets to pop out your closet!

HOpefully you will be back to let us know what is happening with her!

delagasky:
kpolli kpolli!! u know say we start this beer parlour togeda, but now wey u don get aso rock exprerience u wan come dey fall my hand!! i gbadun this SA goddess madam o, hey booboo, hows u?

Glad more patrons are finding their way to the beer parlour, some even choosing to spend the night

Hey delagasky, SA Goddess madam is good oooo, and you Sir delagasky, how far?

So what some of you are saying is those Nollywood movies are to be believed then? The way they potray Nigerian culture and belief system? Crazy to think some people actually believe any of that nonsense in this day and age!

African_queen:
Its the belief. . . Any partner who goes contrary to the oath will suffer grieve. . . The person may go mad and eventually die. Fear of this will tie u to him forever. . . Its an unbreakable oath. . .

@ Kpolli, I like the patron sitting across from me, maybe she and I can be friends!

Hey Creamish!

I am out guys, my other llife is calling, tomorrow now!

I see, so this place will be packed in an hour or so? My order is taking long, will I get that beer today?

Thank you, been waiting a while, looking forward to that ice cold beer!

It seems awefully quiet in here, when do your patrons start coming in?

Well, hello there, finally the barman shows up, I thought I was going to die of thurst.

I will have a tequila (silver please) with a Heineken.

I am not expecting a guest, I came to hang out alone, thanks for the offer though!

WOW, a beer parlour, wish I had found this bar sooner, are women allowed to drink quietly? I promise I won't disturb the men

LOLest, where would you rather "meet the condom", that is the only thing that got me curious about your post, your preferred meeting place with the condom!

WHAAAAAAA, goodness gracious me!

Well, Shade is not an invalid, she just has a condition that I am almost certain can be managed. You need to come clean with her about your marriage, she probably thinks she has found her Prince Charming so you need to let her know now so she can sort her emotions out, switching your phone off hoping she will vanish is not going to help either, you will hurt her instead of protecting her as you wish to do, be a man and come clean, what you two do after that is your business, but the truth needs to come out if you really care about her!

Be wicked if that is what works for you!

There is no winning here!

As for you Schweet using words like nogal, so here, so local, so lekker!

Are men/people really this gullible? SMH real hard at this madness!

Would washing the woman's car be wrong?