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Rhein and Schweet have a volatile relationship I love you both though!

DON'T post your personal details on here, so I suggest you create an email addy (yahoo, hotmail) just for this purpose and you can deactivate it afterwards, I am a smart girl, agree?

My heart bleeds for Mr Bedrocker, he just got his world tsunamied, madness!

rokiatu:
kudos to those who do it, I don't think I will ever do it.

Different strokes for different folks I guess!

I am praying someone knows bed rocker , the name is so funny, hopefully he will be alerted of this urgent situation that need his attention, if he did not do this himself. I am embarrassed for him, I just want to crawl under my desk to come out when it is ALL OVER!

LOL muggle, I actually got Bob Marley playing now, My fav song of his is "Turn The Lights Down Low"  It moves me in ways I didn't know existed!  

A god and a Goddess for all eternity, AMEN 

Wayne is doing stand up,

The greasy food is not worth the trouble Rhein, I will have a cuppa coffee while i think about what to have for lunch!

ALL hail King Rhein morning Rhein!

Wayne Brady is here! I guess he must be done with the karaoke show, will tell you all about the show later

adusol just wants this to work man, he just wants to see King Rhein and The Goddess live happily ever after

Good morning to the GANG indeed! I am hungry though, missed breakfast for some reason and now i feel like greasy food, I shouldn't have missed breakfast, bad girl needs to be spanked

rokiatu:
what amaze me the most is his confidence, Confident in something that do not look good at all
if you notice, he is smiling in all those photos, smiling as if he won a billion dollars lottery. I think
he will make a great contestant on how to look good unclothed.

P.S ever thought of even shaving or at least trimming down there? look nasty dude

This is just madness PERSONIFIED! What Area Boy is saying makes sense, shame, poor dude is ruined, his people will never let this one slide, it is funny as hell though.

MORAL OF THE STORY: NEVER send naked pics of self to ANYONE, NOBODY will be allowed to take naked pics of me, so they best keep the LIVE pic embedded in their memory for as long as they need it!

The CAT be here soon-O, yesterday he said "tomorrow nah" it's tomorrow again

dewaledeyi:
I dont think there is anything wrong with a girl approaching a guy. The main issue is that in Africa, we men have been tuned to seeing the woman as a fragile entity.

The nature of the approach also matters. I have been approached a couple of times by babes for a relationship and I can proudly say that I have had a positive experience.

On one ocassion though, I think the girl got obsessed and she kept embarassing me with her moves. I just felt pity for her because even though I liked her, i couldnt deal with the way she went about it and I just had to hold on until I changed environment.

Dont get it twisted, I also approach babes and I have an eye for sexy, hot and intelligent chics,

One love

Approach is everything dewaledeyi, gotta keep it classy and not be desperate about it, if dude likes the lady, cool but the girls have to learn to let go too if dude is NOT interested!

One Love!

Where is General Rhein, it's tomorrow AGAIN!

LOL, not at all Schweet, remember the CAT can see everything

Let me get this first, "who be the CAT, you be the CAT"?

@ picture poster, I just took another look at you, your nuts' bag is bigger than your cock you are so brave, so so brave words fail me, I don't know what to say!

True what you said,

Wayne Brady is performing where I work, last night, tonight and tomorrow night so I got tickets for tonight's show, going with a girlfriend of mine. I am told the show is different every night so I might go tomorrow as well, will see! I live and work in a boring part of JHB so my place of work provides the only entertainment in the vicinity, otherwise I have to drive to get to other fun places, it's winter now, I prefer my electric blanket over freezing my butt out there looking for "fun"!

I wouldn't want to be in a boring world so i keep my world exciting and fresh, I was just saying! Check out my signature, I live by it SO whatever will be, will be, the universe will make sure it happens if it meant to!

Morning adusol

I don't know the person behind the screen and just because we are getting along on NL does not mean we will get along in person, also just because a man and a woman are talking does [b]not automatically [/b] mean a relationship is guaranteed! I have come across some Naija men that thought I was their babe because I said Hello back, madness but I understand my Naija people well well

@ dude who posted his little penis on NL, I take it your people in the village have no access to internet and they will never see your nude pic, SMH at the madness, absolutely insane.

Oh, please shave or trim, do something, that is just too much hair and the thought of shit stuck on it is just too much for me right now!

PS:  I have no problem with gays or lesbians but this, hai maan, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE DUDE!    

adusol:
still observing

Continue to OBSERVE hun

muggle:
Aha and it gets steamier.

Some of us can be the "alarina" whenever u decide to make that which is so public, so private!
We facilitate happening events.

Nothing steamy about conversations so far, wait until you have to wipe steam off your PC Oh, do set the wheels in motion kindly, at the very least I will have gained a friend!

@ Rhein, The Man - I have a beautiful island setting for the listening session Do you feel me!

@ 27 you think you are too old to start over, when did people stop living?  I seem to have missed the memo  live woman, you are young and free, enjoy it!
Marriage and children are "forever"

Just a little advice from the Goddess  I have learnt that you can't make someone love you if s/he don't love you anymore, most times there is an expiry date on relationships, even marriage sometimes so don't beat yourself up because of a failed relationship, life happens!

Rheinmetal:
Knew, you wanted it raunchier, my bad! Game deleted

So you ready for a private chat or do you still want to keep your thread going?

Dont even get me started on the toy

Nothing wrong with raunchy I say 

Ready for the private chat, enough pre-intimacy already 

Uh, the toy 

I am out now, will see if it's not too cold to run,  tomorrow now!

Reason for July visit withheld from the masses

My blanket does not have a name as I didn't want to get too attached to it, even my toy doesn't have a name

Nice songs playing in your head, I like them!

You had a certain story line in mind hence the game got boring, let's leave story-telling to Nollywood then

Do leave that number at the door, I will make use of it later!

I ask again, is abortion the solution to all your unwanted pregnancies?  It seems so easy here on Nairaland! I will choose my child above all else anyday!

Still at the office, leaving in 30 mins!

I say "I was wondering why you would come to the ball alone. Looking straight into your eyes I say perhaps you could leave your number at the entrance for me to collect on my way out then. Don't keep your lady waiting" You say

Sorry I jumped the pre-intimacy I see you like to savour your meal

Back to the story, "I turn my body delicately, I smile softly as I stretch my hand out to receive the glass of bubbly, looking deep into your eyes I say "Thank you" as I lift the glass to take a sip of the bubbly. Why would any lady let a man like you out of her sight? Is she powdering her nose?" You say,

LOL, ok, let's keep this thread here for now but I am curious to know that X-rated stuff on your mind is!

Let me try, let's see how fun it gets!

I say "you look good, love your scent, I would love to see the person behind the mask"

I see fake nails and weaves have come off, lemme grab my popcorn and coffee!  I love drama, as long as I am not in it!  

@Schweet, can I have my cyber man back please?

Rheinmetal:
@28schweet, awww Schweetone, Did I hurt your feelings OK, I'm done jerking your chain. Want you back on the thread

@SA Goddess, Pressure from where? Still remember what thread we are on What would you have done, if we are face to face, your perfume encircling our heads, hearts thumping, blood racing through our veins, and desire standing next to us?

Wow! even in the anonymity of the cyberworld, Ok I'll step up and be the man. Do I have a choice?

But first, lets have some fun first, you game

I would _{gently unbutton your shirt}, take your clothes off so fast you wouldn't even know what hit you

No Rhein, no choice at all, I demand you take charge now

I am game, let's have some fun. What do you have in mind?

Rhein, I would say you come down in July (reason withheld) but that is just too far and clearly you are unavailable because of work commitments, what to do, what to do? Come now, throw some ideas my way!

@ Schweet, cricket I love but soccer has never grown on me, not sure why but I will get excited along with the World when it starts.

So much pressure Rhein, hence i said tell me where and when, I am still a girl you know, want the man to take charge when necessary and this is where you step up, do that for me

Rheinmetal:
@28Schweet,

Alrighty! No need stirring the pot. The broth is all set and done.

God speed on your way to your humble abode.

@Goddess, where were we, Aha! The Blueprint. When's the listening parry?

LOL, let's stick to English, fine with you?

Well, the listening party is soon , tell me when and where and my fine self will be there

Rhein and Schweet, swords down please my people!

Rhein, any plans for coming down South for the World Cup or some business meeting soon?

adusol:
there should be a way to retrieve the deleted posts

Let's send a special request to the mods   even if it is for this thread alone