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Wonderful news! Apostolic Faith Campground and Crawford University will heave a great sigh of relief

His mummy is pretty. Strong genes

Elvictor:
i am in the L.G.A this isn't the whole story

Please share the whole story because this is depressing.

There's a drug called Epanutin. She must take it religiously at the same time of the day for one full year.
If she completes the therapy, she won't have seizures again for life.

helinues:
And you are yet to be arrested?

I have not read a single comment from you for the past 5 years commending FG on the little development they have done.

May be if you had criticize GEJ like this, he would have won his reelection.

Life is too short to be hating morning/day and night about someone who is not even aware of all this ranting

The most important point you made is your last sentence: your oga is blissfully unaware of the catastrophe he's creating.

helinues:
Relax your mind Mr.

This hatred for anything Buhari is getting out of hand..

How has your love for Buhari benefited you?

ibuildstuff:
But u didn't read the part were they claim state sponsor terrorism was the cause.

Meaning they believed Nigeria as a country sponsors terrorism.

You should really listen to your advice and read b4 Making comments.

I wonder! He picked the second reason while carefully ignoring the first. The first reason is state sponsor of terrorism. This leads to the second reason which is that due to the quality of life here, those who go to USA overstay.

SmartProf:
So says someone who the double suffering has completely finished. Allow those who have sense and have volunteered to speak up help u, before you vanish.

You're a smart prof, but you can't recognize sarcasm? Quite unfortunate!

Exodora:
Over looking the age is not a problem here like he stated but she is scared because the guy might be hiding something from her.

Like wasting her time without wanting to marry her. Why doesn't this occur to somebody? Eventually, he will say, because of our age difference, my family won't accept you.

bptc10:
What you face is very common this days, I advice you to face your marriage provided you love your wife and your wife loves you, your mother is there just to destroy your relationship with your wife, so I advice you to keep your mother far away from your marriage, she's there for a mission.

How can you say this?
Op, every mother wants the best for her child. Mothers can intuitively sense who/ what is not good for their child. Maybe, your Mom has seen your wife as pretty but empty-headed.

Don't fight your Mom because of your wife. You will regret it later and hate your wife for causing the rift. Keep showing both love.

With time, you may see the reason for her resentment. You will need all the wisdom to manage the truth. I'm married and I insisted that Mama endorses the marriage.

udoka1987:
Let me make some revelations because some
of us also have our own intelligence networks.
I have met with some of the bandits, we have
met with some of their high commanders. One
or two who have repented. They have sat
down with us, not once, not twice.
They told us that one of the northern
governors is the commander of Boko Haram
in Nigeria. Boko Haram and the Bandits are
one and the same thing . They have a
sophisticated network. during this lockdown
their Planes were moving up and down as
though there was no lock down. Moving
ammunition, money, logistics and distributing
them in different part of the country. They are
already in the south. In the rain forest of the
south. They are everywhere. They told us that
when they finish this rural killings, they will
move to phase 2.
In the Phase 2, they will go into the urban
cities, going from house to house killing
prominent people . I can tell you, this is the
game plan. By 2022, they want to start a civil
war in Nigeria. Don't joke with what I am
saying you. I have a PHD from Oxford
university. I am a central banker, we don't talk
nonsense. So don't joke with what I am telling
you. --- Obadiah Mailafia

What will they gain by starting a civil war? I don't understand the reasoning.

uBuNiT:
Picking snails in dream means setback. Ask any pastor, alfa, or baba

Culture! In my culture, picking snails in dream is a good sign of pregnancy and giving birth: fertility.

Farki:
They tried that the man is still using them as punching bags. They should not wait until they die at his hands before they do something.

Exactly my thoughts! Why not separate from him until he comes to his senses? Must they continue to live with him?
The girl will regret her action. Her mother will make up with her father in the bedroom and they will jointly disown her.

Jewelbaby01:
Stupid girl, life imprisonment with hard labor will be too mild for her. The idiot should be sentenced to death by hanging. If she's allowed to live she may end up giving birth to the child and killing it or even kill her future husband. She has the heart of the devil. Useless, senseless gold digger. Why will you open your smelly legs for a man who's not your husband to go in if you know you can't cater for a child yourself? Is he your father? Are you his responsibility? Has he married you? I'm sure the sex was consensual, you should have been ready for the consequences. I wish I could be the judge in charge of your case in court, there would be no hearing, nonsense. I never knew in this age and time that we still have this kinda dumb girls. Girls, go and make money Biko. Depend on no man who's not your father, that husband of yours is someone's child too, support him for heaven's sake, being the man doesn't mean you have to kill him with all the responsibilities. Just imagine how this shegoat killed that innocent man for nothing. I'm so angry right now. Nonsense

Innocent must have a different meaning to you. A man has sex with a lady he's not married to, yet you call him innocent. She gets pregnant and he doesn't want responsibility but wants her to risk her life committing abortion, but to you, he's innocent. The discussion degenerates and he doesn't walk away from an angry pregnant women but engages her in fisticuffs, but to you, he's innocent.
He's innocent because he died.

Joshmodest:
You guys should stop this things , we've got issues at hand serious issues - all this unnecessary and incessant tribal attacks hasn't taken us anywhere !!
What you just said read it to someone who's not Nigerian , and see if it makes sense to you or the person !!
Grow up Ma , and check your dictionary for the spellings of luggage !!

Can't you recognize sarcasm when you see one?
You're the person that needs to grow up

SmartProf:
Those oloshos are mainly husslers, and they target churches with potentially rich dudes, and motivational preaching pastors. They shout and exclaim when not needed, just to attract cheap attention...for churches that people go round to give offerings, these babes cause hold up when dancing towards the offering box, and at the end of church, they take selfies around clean & expensive looking cars. Some of them who need more clients do join the ushering unit where they position the seat of any rich looking dude close to where they will be stationed, in order to allow such dude maximum examination of their assets. These 'hired assasins' don't joke with dancing steps...they will ensure u know they are well endowed & are a balanced diet in all bodily departments, especially if they are infront of u. Unfortunately for those who don't get a client to hook up with, after church they'll put back their high heel shoes in the bag, wear flat slippers and trek home in groups, while deliberating on the next church to attend that has rich dudes.

See analysis! And you know all these because you're one of them? You know that it takes a witch to know a witch.

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
You are not alone son

It happens to every niggarrr

Na post-coital dysphoria

But the degree of that sadness after sex with the woman depends on your closeness, relationship and intension towards her

It doesn't happen to everybody in a legal, loving marriage. So they've found a nice-sounding name to cover guilty conscience?

Lord have mercy

idanone:
1. Get his phone number
2. Get his mail
3. The pension code is always like this pen22334456
4. Go to stanbic bank pension web site
5. Reset the password
6 you can access it and change the next of kin if u are not OK with it
A message will be sent to rest the password
7. Then you can now proceed to stanbic bank you would have successful confirm the next of kin oooo because if wat u HV their does not correspond wen u get to bank u might not b able to change it ooo

4.

You're sharp

I hate decorations! Under a few hours, everything is pulled down

wizkidblogger:
SCRIPTED. mtchew

Everything is scripted for you people. Even people's death is now scripted.

Eco99:
.....

Just look at the preposterously cretinous reptiles

Recruited to protect citizens

Bunch of indescribably subliterate neanderthals

Group of Monstrously incompetent plebeians

Sybaritic nonintuitive Demented Ninny

Unconscionably blighted Syphilitic primitive maniacal peons

Secondly the idiot civilian that congratulated them and said they will outgrow it on Twitter

should be used to test corona virus drugs

His male children should be castrated and his female children womb removed

to avoid further spread of his genes

Nonsense

#Eco99

You sabi blow grammar

I needed this laughter

The groom looks like an average Joe

GeneralPula:
There’s no such thing like rapture.

You don't believe, but he and people like me do. Why don't you let us be?

Priorities, Femi! Priorities!

Show the dead people of Southern Kaduna the trains and the skyscraper. I'm sure they will just choose to be alive and with their families.

Show the rice to those whose Government economic policies have cost their jobs.

Second Niger Bridge is insignificant to the Igbos who were killed in Python Dance.
I think your priorities aren't in alignment: Igbos value lives because the living can become rich.
But you and your boss value THINGS.
Your trivialization of people's concern about safety and food is sickening. If other tribes don't mind dying, some do mind.

BMC can go ahead and attack me.

seunayantokun:
I don't believe what you have said. But no time for debate. Thank you.

He's a Jehovah's Witness. Even if you reason with him, he won't bulge. The indoctrination is complete.
But let people continue with their persuasions. We have the Bible and we have our conscience. God will judge.

Say no to cultism!!!

SlayerForever:
Buhari didn't effect anything. The maritime owners threatened to ditch Apapa entirely if the government doesn't decongest the port. So they have to look for alternatives, in this case using barges to ship to Onitsha.

Most logical explanation

Where was this?
When was this?

Fuckingmallam45:
Your guy is not a real niggar, let me drop these here

Never ever try to get back with your ex. (A glass once broken can never be restored)

2) Don’t keep on annoying him/her after they leave you, respect the decision. Annoying them time and again will cut the final few threads which are there between you both.

3) I know it will be tempting to curse them or abuse them if they had dumped you, but just remember he/she was the person whom you loved the most, so just stay calm.

4) Never ever have any false hopes of them returning back to you, it will make your future miserable.

5) Don’t keep on thinking about what she’s doing, or if she’s dating someone else now? Why the hell do you care about the person or be possessive about the person who left you halfway.

6) Cut contact from him/her completely, staying in contact is bad for both of you in the future.

7) You can never get the feeling of your first love on anyone else for sure but believe that there is definitely a person born for you who will love you more.

Never ever try to interfere in your partner's personal space. (Interference in partner's social media is the main reason for many problems in relationships nowadays.)

9) Once you have broke up, never try to think about physical intimacies or the good times which you two had, it will slowdown the process of your recovery, instead think of all the things which were not right in the relationship, this will help you to recover faster.

10) Memories will always flash in and out when you bath, try to sleep, while you shit etc.. but trust me time will heal this, when new memories are created these will go to the archive (definitely not erased though :')

11) Career is more important than love. Yes if you keep worrying about your ex, you will never progress in your career, in few more years your ex might be rich and well settled whereas you would be in the same place , So stop the shit and start focusing on your career.

12) Finally what is yours will always be yours and true love will always return back, if it didn’t then it wasn't really true love.

All these grammar on top of other people's problem

Who did this to the black man?