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meerah25: Whatever!. . .well iam HND graduate,im proud of it. . .i spend almst six years in the polytechnic. . .wr im serving now,we have university graduate. . .lol the can't speak good English. . .only in Nigeria u ll fine disperity mentality . . .

You sir are the reason why polytechnics will always be second best to universities. You try to lampoon a university graduate as regards his spoken english, but your written english is as bad as someone who never stepped into the four walls of a school. I wonder the kind of english you speak. You are nothing but a gym joke.

Hi!! I just got d PDMS 12.6 software yestday. I installed it with d patch and it worked perfectly. A friend of mine in lagos downloaded it for me from a torrent site and sent it to me via a bus driver. Pls anyone wit manuals and tutorials besides d one in d installation file should pls help out. If u ar interested in having d software u can or add me on bbm 320C8039 thanks in anticipation..

People thinking man-marking CR7 is d key to victory for ManU. Two questions to those of this school of thought. 1. Who in d ManU defense can perform dis herculean task? Is it Vidic or ferdinand who hav both lost pace or is it Rafeal who goes into challenges recklessly nd might end up being red carded. Not to forget Evra, a good player but when he is having a bad day we all knw wat d outcome will be. Evans might be a good suggestion but we don't knw if he is going to start. 2. How about the other players like Benzema, Ozil, Alonso etc.
Football isn't won on paper but on the pitch, going by the intelligence of both managers I think we are in for a cracker. Pls we ar sick of hearing that CR7 should be marked out if ManU is gona win..Can't wait for tomorrow

Johnpaul88: you won't be proud your skool got a position there. I was surprised. The last time i visited your UNIBEN to see my sis, i was embaressed with what i saw .

Pls kindly tell us what u saw liar. Don't just cook up stories thinking everyone would believe u.

Dis Primetime guys wey no dey let pesin hear word for RayPower abt grammy..instead make dem go SA go watch beta match dem dey fool dere sef say dem dey go grammy whereas na main road dem dey..That Goldie wey resemble Ayilalla so make she go find somtin beta to do, she no see her fellow female artiste wey perform for AFCON.. As for BaBa Keke I nor knw wetin to tell dat old man. The guy nor knw say him don old he go wan dey form young blood..Rubbish just dey disgrace naijah wen say dem dey promote our music..

As much as people try to discredit PDP, am still of the opinion that the only national party that integrates all tribes and religion into its politics is PDP, I stand to be corrected on that. ACN is nothing different from the regional party formed by Awolowo, CPC on the other hand is predominantly northern. The agenda of this merger is baseless. The only agenda of this merger is to chase PDP out of power, after that what next? They always make us believe that PDP is the reason why many things aren't working. Am not a fan of PDP but I think this country is safe with them in power rather than the so called merger where the power hungry Buhari and the self acclaimed yoruba god-father Tinubu will be d ones calling the shot.

Sahara reporters (˘̯˘ ) ( ˘˘̯) another name for fallacy. No iota of truth in any of their reportage . Even something true once said on Sahara becomes a lie.

All dis naijah brands never cease to enrich d rich and rip off d poor..Make glo enta street cute looking guys with swags are willing to do dat job for less than a 100 grand. Me I go even do am for free as far as say my face go dey bill board nd recharge cards..Endless number of chics flocking around me would b ma reward.. ;DAll dis naijah brands never cease to enrich d rich and rip off d poor..Make glo enta street cute looking guys with swags are willing to do dat job for less than a 100 grand. Me I go even do am for free as far as say my face go dey bill board nd recharge cards..Endless number of chics flocking around me would b ma reward..

People fail to realize that d word cartoon is a broad terminology, and ar always quick to think that anything cartoon is related to d epic tom and jerry etc. I watch cartoons a lot infact I prefer watching movies in d animated form because they give room for imaginations. Some Cartoons like Boondocks southpark and d most profane of them Family Guy should never b seen by kids else they'll be corrupt for life.

Which kind cease fire?? (˘̯˘ ) ( ˘˘̯) The devil can never repent. Believe this people at your own peril. I guess d BH guys ar low on amour cos of d ongoing war in mali. This is the right time for d JTF to crush them out of existence.

Mango heads, talking noise, bunch of queerpedoes..Too much talk no action. Talk has always been cheap b4 MTN came in. This MEND shld go and mend themselves first or take a cue frm d Tuareg rebels in Mali, they didn't warn d govt b4 seizing power in some parts of mali..Stupid MEND (˘̯˘ ) ( ˘˘̯)

Bleep jobberman. Its just another name for scam. All their jobs are always anonymous u can't really trace d companies. I applied for over hundred jobs through jobberman and didn't get any reply frm d coys now they talking about premium. Less than 2months after I registered with jobheights for free email notification I hav attended 2 job interview. Message to jobberman; u guys better reverse to ur old way of doing business else u would just be another sad tale on d lips of nigerians. Premium ko premium ni..go open indecency site if u want premium subscribers..mtcheeew

Hi PDMS gurus!! I just purchased a PDMS software which had a crack. The prob is dat I don't knw how to use d crack. I followed d instruction which instructed me to copy d crack nd one other file into d Aveva folder and then run d crack. After doin dat, I ran d crack it showed me a DOS window and displayed a message "crack succesful".but wen I run d pdms and I input project name "SAM" it tells me dat d name already exist in db..am confused don't knw wat to do. Could it be dat I need Vm Ware cos am using a windows 7 and d pdms version is 11.6...thanks..pls I also need d site where I can get VM ware..

Tnx bros..I ll go 2mao as scheduled..

U pple ar always quick to condemn anything nig and always fail to take a second look at anything that pertains to nig. U guys fail to recognize how deadly an ambush can be. Even d well trained US marines in Iraq will tell u dat being caught off guard can inflict great damage even to d most trained soldiers..I think d nig Army shouldn't b deterred by this. The malian militants know that they ar in great soup once the combative nig Army steps foot in mali. That I think they want to try their best to forestall d mission. May d soul of the fallen heroes RIP..

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Got d invite tru sms..

Hi nairalanders!! I just got a text from morison industries inviting me for an interview..pls anyone with any useful info abt wat to expect shld pls share..I can't remember when I applied..thanks

Al dis pple suddenly hyping d german league baffle my imagination. Come to think of it, how many of u would spend ur hard earned money and go sit in a viewing centre or take 90min out of ur time to watch a bundgesliga match at home. Truth b told d EPL and d bundgesliga aint on d same par. When chelsea was full of shit and languishing at 6th place in d league they still won d champ league on german soil. I know some people would start saying chelsea were lucky, well that's a discussion for another day. Ask ur self, how many german teams besides bayern are seeded first during d champions league draws, or u tink the strength of a league don't come into play when teams are seeded? U can rightly say that d Bundgesliga has produced different league winners in d past couple of yrs so also d nigerian league. How many league challenge can go down d wire even to d last minute of d season like we saw in d EPL last season? I don't hav anything against Pep for subbing d epl but let's not start comparing d EPL to d bundgesliga d EPL is way more competitive. Why do u think Pep still hope he coaches there sometime in d future??

Haven't heard anything yet. I applied for internship training program. Still keeping my fingers crossed. Which position did u apply for??

Hi girl!! The word of d day is Legs so let's go to my room and spread d word..

Ogbonaikenna: Imagine a civil engineer teaching civic education. Is it design of indeterminate structures or retaining wall that i will teach them. Tomorow they will complain about quack engineers. Putting round peg in square hole. Mitchew. I laugh in agatu

I hope u ar laughing at ur pathetic state. A civil engineer and u can't read, understand and teach a simple jss subject. Shake my head for u. I wonder how u went through school. U ar just one of those half-baked graduates giving d nig education system a bad name..

What does 'trained teachers' really mean?? I studied Petroleum engineering and am teaching physics and chemistry perfectly even d students testify to that. Does that mean I hav to go for anoda routine study b4 I can b certified as a teacher? Truth b told, if u ar good and u know what u spent ur years in higher institution doing u shouldn't hav problem teaching subjects at senior secondary school level. I can't say for junior classes cos they require some special kind of teaching methodology. The problem is that most graduates are olodos, imagine a graduate of industrial chemistry posted 2 my sch who can't teach chemistry because the subject is going to be a stress on him..let's forget abt al dis trained teacher's issue if u know it u ll teach it pretty well. To be a lecturer do u need to go to a college of education? Yet they taught us in sch..

Mtchew

Follow @samilo88 I definitely follow back..

I am a chelsea fan but sincerely it hurts me to see hw chelsea fan behave both home nd away..chelsea fans frm england ar d most stupid fans in england. When chelsea is trailing at home stamford bridge is always quiet unlike liverpool fans who never let their team walk alone. When Terry was falling all over d pitch last season and also almost cost us d champ league trophy dis fans were no where to be found. When Cech was making blunders in succession no one cried out. Just a mistake that lead to a well deserved draw those douchebags are abusing Mikel racially..God Punish all of them.

Ganys: I hope these trigger happy Drunk soldiers kill the real BOKO BOYz, and not innocent muslims as reported. If so, they are breading another group. You Cant use Evil to Fight evil and expect best result. Those innocent Victims have families. For instance You CANT KILL MY INNOCENT DAD IN THE NAME OF BOKO HARAM AND EXPECT ME TO BE LAW ABIDING, There wont be Peace unless they eliminate the generations of Victim's Family, But Can They?

When dose ur boko guys were killing innocent pple u didn't remb dat they too had families, its nw payback time nw u cryin foul..Piece of advice for u boko sympathizer if u get family for borno beta recall dem unless JTF go just waste dem nd notin go happen..Go JTF Go..Wipe dem out if land no do use ur airplanes to sniff dem out..

With such an immense improvement to power supply I think GEJ is good to go..if Boko like make dem detonate atomic bomb for north dat one na dere business at least those there political sponsors no go see who go vote for them again come 2015 cos by then they would hav reduced their population..We all knw that 40% of naijah prob can be tied down to power supply. More cottage industry will spring up and that means more job for our youth. As for Security, we all knw that dis boko guys ar politically sponsored they don't rep any part of nig..GEJ all d way..

Very hilarious debate. It only shows us dat most of our politician a visionless. Dat man in black suit was d most stupid of them all makin promises that won't even be granted if he stays in officr for 100yrs. U want to provide 2million jobs in 2yrs, generate 10000 megawatt of electricity, hw u wan take do am..Abeg Oshiomole would even be angry dat he left his busy schedule to stand on d same podium with douchebags..

Dull people full NL sha..u all couldn't verify if it was a verified twitter account instead u were blindfolded by ur hatred for GEJ..make una go get something better to do with una time nd not just laying about.

Booooo.. I dnt believe dis story..all that scenario was acted out just to make we xtians believe dat we ar not d only one suffering dis menace in worship centers. Come to think of it why is it that wen a mosque is abt to be bombed that is wen dis aimals are apprehended bt when its a church they carry it out perfectly..also tink of it hw would u drop a so called bomb in a worship center nd instead of running miles away u go outside nd shout "God is great"..Abeg all dis is just a make up scenario, we are not fools nd we Believe dat d God we serve will bring to justice al those who caused pain in d hearts of well meaning nigerians..