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slimthugchimee2:
Please how do I know if my name is out on the Senate list?

Click the link below and enter your information
https://portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc1/CheckInstitutionCoursesPCMs.aspx

https://portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc1/VerifySenateLists.aspx

Andyvilly:
Does sex in the office brings bad omen? My shop neighbour always disturb me for sex. Am realy scared. What do you think?

If you call on God there, if you invited God to work for you there, please, forget the nonsense in your mind.

Imagine a shop you have raised almost like an altar and you want to do this much!

If otherwise, you can do what you like...
Lemme just let you know that the Devil is real!

odimbannamdi:
If you already have an inverter, then there may be no need getting a battery for the fan. But I do think the guy's price is on the high side

Yeah but what you wrote up here is no different from a regular fan. The advert says "rechargeable "

demsy21:
No, sorry to say. You misread what I wrote. I'm saying my school approved my indemnity form. And they still keeping it with other people's own for a long time. Now, I sent my guy to beg them that since they have already approved it, they should please allow him take the indemnity form to jamb office himself on my behalf. Since they're delaying unnecessarily. By now, it's supposed to be at jamb level for uploading. But my school is piling up indemnity forms for months.

Oh! I grab completely!
This is a good idea. If he can beg/persuade them to approve it the same day, that should cover for the wasted time

demsy21:
I later got in touch with two people. One at jamb office, the other one went to my school. I discovered that from the jamb insider my indemnity form is still in school. Findings reveal that the school is piling up and keeping indemnity forms from December to now. Is that not wickedness? I told my guy to plead with them to release it to him, he'll go and submit it by himself at jamb office. They refused saying if that is the case, anybody can come and collect it. That it is not done that way. Is this not wickedness

I somehow understand why.
It would be stressful and unprofessional to take individual files to the office of the VC for approval but Omo... December till now don tey small o!

I hope your guy is assured because if your guy picks it up and the school moves on to the next level without your file, then returns to inform you that he couldn't sort it out, that would cost you more.

demsy21:
As in cough up some mints, you mean? If yes, please, do you know an insider that can help?
By the way, I PM'd you. You are yet to reply my mail. Thanks

Honestly, I don't know anyone. At the state office, if you observe well, you might meet the guy/man that can help you for small change.
If you see crowd there, just observe well and find the person you think you can talk to man-to-man. It can be the security guy or an officer. Just code it. I'm sure you know how to find your way around it.

Solope4u:
Hello good evening, I wrote jamb in 2016 and I was given admission to study chemistry in my school but I later changed course to biochemistry although the course on my jamb admission letter is still chemistry. I have never printed admission letter or do anything related to changing the course on my jamb admission letter. I am about to graduate now so I want to ask please will it affect me during my clearance and NYSC registration?

Hello,
Visit this link to see if you're on the matriculation list.
If you don't see "Congratulations" in green fonts then you have to do JAMB Regularization.

https://efacility.jamb.gov.ng/CheckMatriculationList

pocohantas:
But you sabi curse o. Are you related to Abuzze? If you insult me like that, I won’t send nothing.

demsy21:
This uploading of a thing is taking much time o. I read about some people in the same situation as mine that it took them a lot of time (months, a year, etc...). Even at that, their indemnity was left untouched by jamb office. What can I do to get it done asap?

I don't think uploading across the 4 stages takes up to a year now. They've improved on that to some extent.

What you can do is follow-up...
Follow-up at the office you submitted at school.
Follow-up at the JAMB office (State)


Funnily enough, you can get lucky to have it uploaded on the day you lodge your complaint about delay in approval from their (State) office, but then, you didn't start the process with them.


Some staff won't take you serious because you didn't do it at their office. However, there's always a way around it, you gerrit?

demsy21:
I applied for regularization at ikoyi jamb office, after submitting all where necessary, my school approved. Right now, it's stuck at state office jamb Ilorin unit. Now, is it possible to get it uploaded at the ikoyi unit?
Reasons:
1) I'm back in Lagos. Transportation stress and fare (too expensive).
2) I called an official working at Ilorin, they seem not to have found my indemnity form even when I confirmed from my school that it was sent to jamb same state office.
Thanks for your response

The advice they usually give is to do the application at the JAMB office in the same state as the school.
I really hope the people at Ilorin helps you out without delaying you any further.


Lagos is not the right office to approve your application at the State Level.

onyfrank:
Myself.
I want to make payment

I'm thinking I can help but then, some Nigerians can be very funny and wicked.

Chazi:
Hello there,

I would like to upload my advert on Nairaland, I need someone who is familiar with the T and C of ad posting on here.

It's a simple content and basically simple concept needed.

And Yes, I am not looking for a Pro, just anyone that can get it done at the most affordable rate.

Hi,
I can handle that smoothly. Can you send me the stuff via message on Nairaland?

onyfrank:
Happy New year to you all Nairalanders,
Please, my bank cards are restricted to make deposits in my PayPal account.
I need some one to help me find it.
Just #7,000 worth.

Thanks

Who created the PayPal account for you?

Do you want to buy something or make a payment?

Blesschemical:
According to the birth date on his JAMB document, he turned 29 years old in July 2022.

So, NYSC knows he's not yet above the bracket. He should go with the next batch and proof that he is fit.

It's quite tricky because he would be above the bracket during his service year.

Blesschemical:
Good morning everyone

Please my brother clocked 29 years in July 2022 and his result was approved by the Senate of his school in November 2022. Is he still eligible to serve by March or June 2023?

Calculate the birth date on his JAMB documents.

@patwilly
On your list, I would pick the Rav4. I don't understand the feminine part. Na color pink you wan buy?

Whichever you conclude, buy Tokumbo or a well-maintained Naija used.
Good luck!

Bhadmus77:
Good day everyone..please i have a question.
I'm a final year student and by calculations and calendar , we should be writing our exams by feb/mar and Senate approval of result should be April,

Any idea when we will be mobilized?
The month we will be mobilized please..i need answers as i want to plan how to pay my rent

Well, it depends on how fast your school is. Only your school can answer this correctly.

winnerr:
where would it be corrected? jamb office or my school?

i’m supposed to take the slip to my school later today.

JAMB's office

winnerr:
the jamb staff put c5 instead of c6 while uploading my waec result on one subject. would this be a problem?

Normally, all info should be correct. Just pray that it's corrected. Otherwise, na rejection at the last stage - Abuja

winnerr:
please, after submitting my statement of result and jamb result slip in school, what documents am i to take to jamb office?

There was a print out you were given. If not, print it out, sign and submit at your school.
Please, print and submit the colored copy, to avoid some details fading off. Very important!

Iamzuna:
This guy will never change. Na una dey give am chance sha.
See that G-clamp, he first had it at 15k on this thread, a very high amount for the light too, but las las na 5k he sell both. And if anything goes wrong, he will come and tell you the original price of the G-clamp and light. Na cos he dey get customers here.
See those tabs he sells, if you know Arena very well, under the tree at the first gate, there are guys that sell same tabs way cheaper. I believe they all go to warehouse to get these items cheaper and take them out to sell. So, it always amazes me when this dude will be here forming like he imports these items himself.
If you go to warehouse yourself, you will get the same headset for way less than 15k. He is talking like he is dashing out the headset when he is already making profit on it. Infact, if you go to warehouse, you will find out that most of what he sells here are like the cheaper items you can get from there. This man should stop acting like he is doing people any favors, he is making his profit.
I don't know why guys living in Lagos cannot just take time out to go to that warehouse and get well tested items for way cheaper than what these opportunists sell them for. I assure you, if you go there yourself, the worst thing that can happen is that you might not be able to bargain to the minimum price, but you'll get enough options and buy way cheaper than what this man here is claiming to be dashing out.
Now see him confidently saying he is expecting over 120pcs this week, like say him dey expect goods, he will only go to warehouse when new wares are available and pick, and come here and be forming God. I nor blame you sha, na people wey still believe you are doing them a favour. Yeye dey smell

Chief, good morning.
Someone has mentioned this warehouse thing sometime ago, I just didn't take it serious.

Please, where is this warehouse? What's it like? A big market?

Honestly, I haven't noticed anything different about MTN. Airtel is trying sha

winnerr:
ah lmao, that means first batch isn’t feasible

I guess by January you would know.
Check the portal at intervals - not morning, afternoon and night o

Pclemenza:
Is it OK to skip gears in a manual car?

Its a common thing to skip gears, especially jumping one.
If you've stressed a car past the rev of the next gear , you can skip it to continue gaining speed, in the case of accelerating.
When decelerating, you can skip gear to make the car select the right speed for slowing down or accelerating smoothly.

Ayor93:
I stay around ketu axis

I don't know about Ketu. I suggest you check online and ask people. You can get info from the guys you're working with now, stylishly.

That was what I did until I figured some locations, but far from Ketu

RuneKingThor:
Very important point actually. The post below will be the best thing to do if break fails.

@fullnetwork is right!

1.Downshift gears carefully
2. Apply the emergency brakes gradually
3. Spot safe areas to minimize impact

If the vehicle is ascending when the brake failed, the accelerator can help until the vehicle gets to the top. Better still park with gear 1 and emergency brake.

Candidlady:
When the brake fails what would you suggest ?

RuneKingThor:
S
Put gear in Neutral and then apply hand break.
Never put of the engine as it makes the streering unresponsive.

@RuneKing
You know the idea of neutral isn't always perfect...
What if its a downward sloppy road?

Omihanifa:
It's clutch first before the break. If you match the break without first engaging the clutch the car will jerk and stop

This is for gear 1 only o or sudden halt where you need the break and clutch.


Break first to slow down
Clutch to downshift gear or reduce speed further or stop

This is for slowing down sha

Ayor93:
I need your help Nairalanders,

I'm a graphics designer, only few of my works end up getting printed. Most times its for the web alone.

For any printing job, I normally take the final design to a guy in the area, (since I don't have printing equipments ) This guy also doesn't have printing equipment, he also takes the job to a printing press.

I realise this isn't good for business and have decided to take the jobs directly myself to the printing press.

Pls how do I go about it? Where is the best place to find them (printing press)?

Presently, I have 2 banners I needed to print. I need all the help I can get.

Thank you in advance

Location?

demsy21:
Thanks man. I submitted my indemnity form last week. Please, how long does it take for the Senate to approve it?

Your institution takes a few days.
State and Abuja should be completed in a month. It depends anyways.

ITboymartin:
selling these stuffs at giveaway prices.
the clothes have never been worn because they are not my size,
As for the slippers and sandals there are barely used by me, so I guess someone might need them this festive period.
Note: please these are quality stuffs and the prices are reasonable. if you want more pics you can send a dm
shirt 2xl 7k
polo 2xl 7k
2 piece stripe xl 12k
sandals 44 12k
slippers 45 12k
you can contact me on WhatsApp 07064391011
location: iyana ipaja
but I will be in ikeja computer village Tomorrow, so if you need them you can come pick up.

OP, you need N50k, ba?

N12k x3 plus N7k X2 equals N50k

demsy21:
@SamuelLoch

Hi bossman, is it normal that profile code is written at the "previous jamb registration number" section on my form. By the way, I did regularization.

I really can't remember but I don't see this bringing up issues as long as the profile code is for you