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EzegeNdiigbo:
Youngokwy Send 35K To this account 2142288368 UBA



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Abeg no play with me oh


I dey serious

Your signature says it all... No doubt! You're truly wicked!

Bola146:
Should I laugh or what

Please laugh and laugh hard �
It's funny!

From New York to Nigeria for butt enlargement, then you go back to do yanga! Lmfao!

What skills have you learnt?
If you don't have one, you can start as a middleman for a business you know about while you are earning and learning a skill you'd like to develop...

Abeg... Convert it to dollars not naira.
Tell us the previous price an dollars and the present price...
Naira is not a standard currency, abeg

Viknat:
bro na carelessness/negligence dey result to accident, no be devil. D reason I have never had accident is not only DAT am careful, I also see other drivers, both in front and behind/beside me as prone to mistakes, so am very conscious of every vehicle around me when driving

What's the farthest distance you've travelled?
How frequent do you drive?
What state?
Do you drive alone or with company?

I'm not interested in your answers... Just know that you're NOT the best driver... That same car is not your saviour...

Cheap or expensive ride... Thank God people aren't typing "May her soul rest in peace..."

Anytime I remember my experience at OUI roundabout, Ife-Ibadan express road, I thank God! Funnily enough, the car was Honda Accord too

Salatavor:
I have a boerboel and a rottweiler. The rottweiler is a bit smart. He comes(70%of the time but not when he is distracted) he sits, stays and drops.

But that's not why I am feeding this guys na. I need them to perform better tricks like attack, get the bad guy and bite off his balls, stuffs like that... I need them to be more protective... The rottweiler barks at no one, only eats and eats and eats and the same goes for the Boel, she basically does not understand any language apart from eat... Run and use her head to ram everything and always pick fight with the rott.

What do I do. I am thinking of taking this two idiots for a walk one day and leaving them... But you see the rott. Dude will come back no matter howfar I drop him. I have tried it.

Any good dog handler to help me teach these guys where to poop, pee and how to attack bad guys. I pay you money in Abuja...

Sincerely, you can do it yourself... Just visit YouTube.
You would be glad you did!

About barking and becoming protective, they would shock you

cocolacec:
On Baba Ijesha trending 'saga' of 'rape' of a 7years old and molestation of that same girl at 14yrs.

Note that the offence of defilement is same as 'rape', the difference only lies in age of the victim. In my post, I shall use the word 'defile/defilement' because the victim was and still a child when the defilement and molestation took place.

I try as much as possible to distance myself from sex related issues or discussions because I consider it private. But when it comes to defilement of a child/minor, I get charged, infuriated, irritated, furious, enraged. The defilement of this innocent children is a social evil which we must collectively fight. Children should be allowed to be children, and we must protect them. But the law is the law, our sentiments holds no water and can not change the laws of our land.

Lots of sentiments is currently ongoing with divergent views especially on social media. We all forgot that there's a law which protects every citizen, irrespective of crime such person may have committed. The crime of molestation has been reported by the guardian of the young victim and the offender arrested already, we should allow the court to make a pronouncement. Everyone coming up with a verdict having no regards for the law of the land.

We lawyers don't entertain sentiments, we rather speak the law at it is(in its raw form). In this post, I wish to analyze without sentiments the probable outcome of the Baba Ijesha alleged defilement/molestation case.

I came across a confessional video of the offender online and the popular/social media opinion is that since the offender has confessed to the crime, that he(offender) shouldn't be released on bail. Haba mana!

IS BABA IJESHA'S OFFENCE A BAILABLE ONE?
YES! Baba Ijesha's crime is a bailable offence, and the police can not continue to hold him indefinitely. Moreover, our courts are on strike, meaning he (offender) can not be charged to court or prosecuted for now. Even where the crime committed is a grave one (eg murder), the police still have to apply to court before the offender can be further held for maximum of 96 hours or so. The public opinion doesn't matter, because the law is there to guide and direct us.

PURNISMENT FOR DEFILEMENT.
By virtue of Section. 137 of Criminal Law of Lagos State states and I quote: "Any person who has sexual intercourse with a child commits a felony and liable on conviction to imprisonment for life".

Section. 135 of same law on INDECENT TREATMENT OF A CHILD stated thus:
(i) Any person who unlawfully and I decently deals with a child commits a felony and is liable on conviction to imprisonment for Seven(7)years.
(ii)the term "deal with" includes doing any act which if done without consent would constitute an assault.

CAN BABA IJESHA BE PURNISHED FOR DEFILEMENT OF A MINOR, A CRIME HE COMMITTED 7YEARS AGO?

According to the law, he (offender) can no longer be prosecuted on the criminal act of defilement. Those clamoring for life imprisonment are only being ignorant of the law.

By virtue Law of Statute of Limitation, the maximum period or time to report the crime of rape or defilement is Two(2)months from date of the alleged offence. The law therefore forbids prosecutors from charging someone with a crime that was committed beyond the maximum specified period. In other words, the maximum period to report or prosecute a rape/defilement case by the victim or her parents/guardian (for a minor) is immediately the offence of rape/defilement was committed. It becomes statuted barred if not reported or prosecuted after two(2)months. This is to ensure that the conviction is based solely on evidences that has not deteriorate with time.

From the above stated law, it is clear that an offence(defilement) that was committed 7years ago and was unreported is already long statute barred unfortunately.

CAN BABA IJESHA RETRACT HIS PLEA/ADMITTANCE(as seen in the viral video)?.
Yes! Even in court of law, an accused can retract or withdraw his confessional/ written statement.

For the molestation /assault, Baba Ijesha must be adequately punished and must serve the maximum punishment which according to Section. 135 of Criminal Law is CONVICTION TO IMPRISONMENT for SEVEN(7) YEARS.

We parents should be vigilant and must be there for our kids. Trust no one with your kids the way you wouldn't entrust your hard earn money with anyone. Our kids, our future. These kids have the right to enjoy their childhood, why do some mentally sick adults rob them of their inherent right?

School owners! please do watch out for this kids, we have entrusted them in your care while they are in school. We should always have it at the back of our minds that male children also get abused,molested and sexually abused.

Ki Olohun ma ba wa dabobo awon omo wa. May evil eyes not see and evil person not meet our kids.

Olori Ganiyat Popoola-Afolabi

Who asked for your opinion?

Everyone that I know to have swapped a phone, regretted it.

Give it to the repairer. Let him know that you can only afford a day, at worse.
Use your PC to communicate with your customers or reach out to your close friends for backup in 24hrs.
If he's too difficult, try another repairer.


If the phones you wish to swap with are guaranteed of not developing issues, then go for it...

SQLmastar:
These videos are doctored nau....Mtcheeww!
He who is without sin should draw his blood!

Tell us what is doctored in the video...

You want privacy to be trying things out abi?

Draft a SMART plan first... Make sure your plan would make you have savings!
Don't depend on that job too much! Policies can change!

LauraClasikVibe:
That's the reason I dropped the WhatsApp group so he can join

Laura, this is a good offer!
I just would not like the young champ to explore this crypto option...
I lost money to it way back as an undergrad, even with my smartness.

LauraClasikVibe:
Good morning,

CryptoCurrency is what work's, he should invest in it.

Training will be done this evening and tomorrow
Use the link to register we both get $200 coin
https://www.binance.com/en/register?ref=H1R24WDO


https://chat(dot)hatsapp(dot)com/GLIe4YCQNKwHvG9lmwM0N3

Replace the dot with . as in full

Cryptocurrency is a good idea too, but the dude would need previous knowledge and market analysis... Otherwise, he'd lose it all

LauraClasikVibe:
This differences between Spot trading and Futures trading, and introduces basic concepts to help you read deeper into futures contract.

In a futures market, prices on the exchange are not ‘settled’ instantly, unlike in a traditional spot market. Instead, two counterparties will make a trade on the contract, with settlement on a future date (when the position is liquidated).

Important note: Due to how the futures market calculates unrealized profit and loss, a futures market does not allow traders to directly buy or sell the commodity; instead, they are buying a contract representation of the commodity, which will be settled in the future. The main difference between spot and futures prices is that spot prices are for immediate buying and selling, while futures contracts delay payment and delivery to predetermined future dates. The spot price is usually below the futures price.

I guess it's only you and I that understands what you wrote here...
This is final year Economics, OP is just 19 with SSCE.

khalleb:
Please am trying to install a application on my Dell Inspiron 15 and after installing the application when I try to open it it's telling me

( No Network Interface Controller (NIC) was detected on this system this is required for proper operation of the software.

Ensure there is one and not disabled.
Please Contact support for further assistance.)

please I need help from you I.T GURU in the house

Does your PC have Wi-Fi + bluetooth?
If yes, turn it in

Why is the fine so small?
I understand that they have to forfeit the amount that the law enforcement agency detected but they would have more than this.

MALIGNANTGuest:
Do you think MONEY is synonymous with TOILET PAPERS.... or what?
Even Toilet papers are not made for Free.
Do u know how much it costs to print just a #100 Bill?
To print a 32page Nigerian Passport costs between 50-100US dollars.
U can verify.
Most things we receive from International communities are subsidized, since we produce NOTHING. I mean NOTHING apart from crude oil and YAMS.
In Fact, EDUCATION & HEALTH in Nigeria are Free.
To extract a Tooth in the US costs 1k dollars.
Meanwhile same procedure costs 7k in Naija using the same Machine.
Although it would have been far better if our politicians derive services from same Education & Hospitals.

PLEASE, it costs MONEY to print MONEY.
Materials are involved.
Machines are involved.
Manpower is involved.
Expertise is involved.
Power is involved.

While some of the things you said is true, it is so irrelevant to this context!

Normally, to produce an economic output, labour, capital, and prices of labour and capital are factored in the equation.
To increase the quantity of output, there's going to be a slight change (mainly, in the variable cost).
So, the bogus cost you're imagining is not valid.

Idamond:
Why does a country who prints her own money still borrows from other countries. economists in the house please help.?

Good question!
In simple terms, it is economically wrong for a nation to "continuously" print the money needed to settle her expenses.
The amount of money that circulates in an economy matters to the nation's value of money, currency strength and foreign exchange.
Too much money in circulation would reduce the value of money and spike inflation.
Imagine buying your regular mid-size bread of N200 for N1,000 or more...


Another reason why a government can't print money to fund projects is because there's a high tendency that the project won't grow to the implementation phase.
A government that borrows money is given conditions and is usually monitored to execute the proposal to which the money was borrowed.

youngsahito:
you need money to print more money.

This is so untrue!

Skyfornia:
Not satisfied with all the answers...why is this hard to explain? Where are the economists?? Please come and educate us like we are kids.

Just like the OP asked...if Nigerian government decides to print money to execute some projects like railway, 2nd niger bridge etc instead of borrowing money from another country ..how would that cause inflation??

Note: Whether the amount is borrowed or printed...it will still get into people's hands. So why saying there will be too much circulation of money?? Is the borrowed money when used, not going to circulate??

There's a difference between printing money, and borrowing money to settle government expenses. In simple terms, the difference is in the books of accounts - it's beyond this simple explanation.

If you have N100k, and you are gifted -print-N50k, your balance grows to N150k, which means you have more money to lavish, but if instead, you borrowed the N50k (with 0% interest), well, your worth increases to N150k, but is debited in another book of account with the N50k. So your real balance is N100k.


Do you understand the logic?

XXXXTENTACION:
Back here in my hood everybody just talks about how lucrative yahoo yahoo is. We even had a thread here on nairaland discussing about how yahoo pulls the Nigerian economy.
and i am wondering how much does an average yahoo boy make per year.
how much money does yahoo generate in the Nigerian economy


*NOTE* theorems, opinions and explanations are welcome no insult pls.

When some make millions in a month, others would make that same millions in months.
In summary, some would make hundreds of millions, some others would make tens of millions,some others millions, and the rest hundreds of thousands.

Money they would eventually regret.
Whenever I remember my ordeal, I still swear for those guys. I'm sure peace is far from them.

EgunMogaji2:
It's there in the top frame. Very small, but still there.

DonOms:
I think the motorbicycle's frame doubles as the fuel tank. It's ingenious if that's the case.

Thanks! I actually saw it at first but I was thinking the pipe can't hold sufficient litres of fuel so I concluded that it can't be the fuel tank.

Wilespo:
...why u dey find am ?? u wan drink the fuel ?

Lmao! I no wan drink fuel o!
Just wanted to hear from the builder. I mean, engines run on a source of energy, and in this part of the world, a gas tank is necessary, that was why I asked.

Springboot:
Can use pedal your Okada if you run out of fuel? Always think before your type rubbish

Coming from the person than actually had a thoughtful thing before typing...
Show me the foot pedal. Exactly where?

Learn how to relate with people, and comprehend someone's comment before quoting.

Northurmate:
www.katsinapost.com.ng/2021/04/03/made-in-katsina-technician-constructs-bicycle-with-engine-in-katsina-pictures/

lalasticlala
mynd44

The only difference between this and an okada is the shape.
By the way, where's the fuel tank?

I don't understand vividly because I didn't read every of the piece.

If I can make something out of this, RCCG rehabilitated a road, then the ministry of works still allocated and claimed to pay for the same road.

God, why are you so quiet on matters like this?
Please, do some more wonders and mysterious things.

I use none of the two because I use Hisense, but I'd say go for smart/android TV.

backtalkG:
first thing on Tuesday morning na bank straight

Correct

backtalkG:
Few moments ago I was having difficulties accessing my accounts via ussd code so I downloaded the bank bank app, after going through the necessary setup lo and behold was 120k sitting on top the change that I have funny enough I haven't received any msg concerning the money so I don't know how long that money has been sitting there. could it be that the FG is giving out freebies lately or case of transfer gone wrong? I sha pray it the former ohh

God has blessed you, again, right?






Wait till the money is claimed... Sorry, it's not yet yours

toyinakomolafe:
Wow! Just like yesterday, the second set of the Obafemi Awolowo University blended mode distance learning Nursing students wrote their final exam on Thursday, 31st March 2021 amidst pop and fanfare.
It was in an euphoric atmosphere as the students organized a dinner for themselves after the exam.
You recalled that the first ODL Nursing students of the school wrote their final exams on the the 21st December, 2019.

ASUU strike actually affected the school calendar.

Congratulations to the new exquisite alumni!

Pictures below

Accuracysunero:
Thanks so much. I'm part of this set and we return all glory to God Almighty!

Congratulations!
All the very best in the next phase of your journey!
Great IFE!

thanksjosh005:
okay, thank you!

It''s a Tecno. Tecno F1 actually...

However, I've tried your procedure but I couldn't exactly spot the network. But thanks so much for trying to help out. If you have other procedures I can follow, please friend, do not hesitate to let me know. thank you again

This should help out

You should walk into an investment bank.
They have this amount and more, and are waiting for someone like you to walk in with your proposal.
You should have the money in weeks, if vetted.