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This story ehh !! First it was Ibadan,then Benin City, later Lagos now it's Yenagoa.
Una nor go rest for copy & paste story.

Waiting patiently for the war to end.
Am jetting out to Russia or Ukraine to make lot of money.
Either country is a win win for me.

IMASTEX:
Those west don't consider them as menial jobs rather skilled jobs. This is why a cleaner can get a nice car and a good upkeep.

You are on point, I was discussing with a friend in Canada, he was telling me how a cleaner in a restaurant own & drive a nice car & also have access a good health insurance among others things.
We were actually using the cleaners salary to compare it's counterpart from Africa base on its expenditures.

@Op, how old she is?
What class is she ?
In my opinion, the best way to teach a child how to write is small writings, provided the small writings are legible & readable and they are not scattered.
As times goes on, she will learn how to write bigger. If has children, they have a bigger writings or learn how to write bigger letterings & figures, it will be very difficult for them to now write smaller.
Don't worry too much abt it for now.

You have that mentality because all you think relationship is all about is sex, nothing but sex.
No other things to offer/contribute again in a relationship other than sex

For the man wen I be, my spec is C,D& E.
Especially, that E, na my type be that, not in yongers girls ooo but in older women.

This is were insurance come into play but a typical Nigerian don't insure it's business.
Sorry man, God give you Grace to keep you going.

The same menial jobs some of our youths are doing aboard, the only difference is the pay is in different currency.

Nigeria can work again.
Nigeria is not worth dieing for says our nigrian youth, all they kwn in to Japa to places were their youth has payed the supreme price for their Nation to work & to be what its today.
Our old father's refuse to handover power to the youth, which our youth are not ready to take up the mantle of leadership, the Nigerian youths are not forceful enough to take over power that belong to them, that's why they " the old ones" are still holding on to the power.
It's only revolution that will make things to work in this country again.
Arab spring loading....

All I see is someone evolving into Bobrisky.

If the job she's applying for is in the corporate world, everything is wrong about it.
Me as a banker na, come go for interview, come sag, button down my shirt revealing my hairy chest, come put ear ring for nose,
for what na!!! When I nor dey go for musical audition.

Bros, abeg change that sponge, from what I see from the pic, I think water don't completely drain out from that sponge.
Better still, start using the other netlike sponge.

Apply salt to it, or use anti fungal cream on it.
Aviod wearing dirty socks, always keep your feet dey.
Just Google Athlete's foot for better understanding.

Which kind nonsensical talk be this ?
Even if love is universal & can be found anywhere, do we Nigerians have to sufering & smiling thinking all is well?

I listen to a radio program yesterday, same storyline , I can't remember the name of the radio station, many people called in to air their views.
My own advice, no need to punish your mum in anyway, you are an adult now, this is there your maturity counts.
You can still maintain your relationship with your mother not withstanding, this is were you have to use wisdom to deal with both parents so that the past will no more affect the future.
Let the past goes by, you are even lucky the father is still alive to recount his own side of the story.
Hope for a better future.

New discovery!!! Why always Oyinbo ??
Na only Oyinbo they discover things while African dey always think of what to eat in this next minute.

Why una dey spread fake news.
A pic that has been on the internet for yrs.
Many pple when put the matter for head don't even own the Genesis of the whole war things.

@ Op, thanks for the info
I thought she was a Bini Queen.

From the title I thin say na football match

Nonsense!!!
I know someone will definitely come up with this kind of storyline.
Religious Hypocrites everywhere.

Have been a guest member for a while, reading news/ comments before finally registrating in 2009.
Just like the way am viewing that boring Ghana version.

As she give you 1k, add another 1k to the money & send her a recharge card.
If you visit her at home, if she has children, call the children & dash them money before she even think of giving you money, or better still dash her 1st before she dash you.
Since she's your Aunty, she see you as son to her.
You nor happy say you get generous person like her, it's not really about the little amount she gives you, it's a pure gift from her heart ❤️.

It is a pity!! Among those youth, how many of them are in elected political offices or government appointee into political offices?
I don't think many of them have PVC or they have even used it to vote for once.
Nor be by burn coffins or burn banners.
The energy in doing this, put it into getting your PVC, & let it speak for you in the coming elections.
Nigerians youth let's unite, let's fight these old men with our PVC.

This picture said it all
Petrol price #87 but what is it today?
We don't learn from past mistakes.

November24:
Good day Daddies and mummies.
I am a Northern woman, met my Igbo husband during my NYSC days at Nccf.
We have been married over 5 years now.

He's a good man, works and earn good money, now my problem is this man always ties wrapper in the house o. Educated man o, earns over 500k monthly, but this mentality is something else.
Not that I'm angry,

but I just want him on boxers while in the house. But he will just be laughing at me, this was same man that told me he don't like ladies tying wrapper in the house, so this morning, I tied it like him, he just burst into laughter, infact, both of us were laughing at ourselves.
How can a 33 years old man like wrapper like zobo?

This is not because he's Igbo,because his younger brother and wife told me to carry my cross,that he has been like that, in fact,they tease us with this.

He laughs at me when I correct him, last week my sister in law bought me a wedding wrapper, guess what, came back from work I met my husband tying it.

Pls will he change with time, is there any idea I can get to change my Daddy!
Thanks.

Cc: RoyalRoy

My sister, you nor get problem at all at all.
Before children start coming in na Adam & Eve level I dey do for house, now na the same wapper I dey tie for house & my wife dey tell me say why I dey do like old man.
I actually dey tie wapper because I want mk climate dey entre that side.

ATM's do short pay or over pay, but these errors hardly come by & also depends on the ATM wrong configuration.
If a counting mechine can misbehave sometimes while not ATMs.
These machines needs constant maintenance from time to time.

gentiles:
So Obaseki spent over a year just to assemble his commissioners. How much time does it remain to fulfil his campaign promises? Like Buhari; Like Obaseki, Bunch of mediocres.

Obaseki has taught us that a government can be run without all those commissioners, SSG's & some useless appointment, to save cost in government.
The ministries Per. Sec can run the ministry. Time is coming they will just scrap the local government chairman office & ward councilors office & start appointing individuals.

So person dey when go still impersonate this one & to think of it he still get him own fan base. This life nor balance at all at all.

Ogbeni !!
Are you ltalking about one of the legacies, the international Airport you built that is a very good lagacy to uphold.
You better pray for God's forgiveness for allowing some of your pensioners & civil servant to die of hunger due to non payment of salaries.

Vinnie2000:
The Fine Babe I have been Asking to come and Help me do Something finally visited.
She is so pretty, slim and Curvy and i was happy.
Only for her to use the convenience and Destroy the ambience and coziness of the apartment with her Odoriferous and extremely naseauting Shit Odour!

My small apartment now smells like those Government primary school toilets.

But i couldnt help Imagine what if i were her Husband. because i have not encountered such a lady b4!

So Peeps, Have you had a Brother, Ex Girlfriend or Boyfriend with a very Smelling Shit Odour?

HOW DID YOU COPE?

Lalasticlala, help this Post! Thanks.

Mennn!!!
The Babe dey eat better food, na who dey chop better food dey mess smelly mess & dey shit smelly poo.
So guy, get use to that, everybody system nor be the same.
To everyone out there, to avoid this type of embarrassment, use the toilet at least once a day, and also detox or deworm at least once in three months.
Peace !!!

This one na double wahala ??
How them go take settle this mata now ?

Ejire27:
Hello Samwash, I purchased LG50UN smart tv with in built decoder late last year but I haven't started using it. I tested the in built decoder by inserting our dstv decoder into it directly, I only got 6 tv stations and two radio station. Only two tv station were working which are CGTN Documentary and DSTV Dish channel. The rest scrabled. So I made used Star time antenna, the small one that used to be indoor, i put it in the antenna spot and got 60 channels but all were scrambled.

Pls how can I access the channels? Do I need a bigger dish to get it not to scrabled.
Thanks

You need a dish for it, also if you can get in touch with an experience dish installer to put you through.
An installer did mine for me.