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MufasaLion:


Some people can eat anything.

that food is very delicious

Month ending, this is the first food I will cook.
So delicious

So beautiful, please dash me one lol

EYA sorry nigeria film. I think I remember one film similar to this with Rita Dominic and Jim Iyke.
Just pray and get a pastor, most times it's all in your head.
If anything happened to you is because you willed it to happened, pray and believe you will be fine

Ok you heard me right.
That is my question, now you are probably wondering what the heck I am saying.

But I dont know, I never know I will be in this situation, now mind you I am not poor

Now let's begin 3 weeks ago, so I went home for Christmas holidays, so beautiful I ate everything I could get my hands on and I had fun, anyway I start spending.

You know how the holidays are, you met families you spend and spend and buy some things that you probably feel you wont see when you travel back, anyway I was checking my account when I keep seeing debit debit DEBIT!!!!!!

it was really a sad time for me realising I have spent more than half my saving so I went to nairaland just to wash away my sorrows by seeing some comment that will make me laugh and suddenly I saw a comment about a person that claim when he traveled home for the holidays he locked his money on Piggyvest to prevent unnecessary spending.

That's when i had an epiphany, the solutions to all my problems, I will simply lock my money in the piggyvest safelock, just withdraw enough for me to travel back to my place of work and feeding for one month before my salary.

God what a perfect plan, I already had a piggyvest account so I quickly made the transactions, I slept like a baby that night knowing I won't have to spend unnecessary anymore.

So perfect, I saw so many things that I would have bought if I still have access to my money but I didn't, life is wonderful but I miscalculated.

I travelled back the first monday of the year, on the 3rd and that when shit hit the fan, TRANSPORT FARE was 2x can you imagine I was there standing in the park trying to negotiate and the driver wasn't getting any of it,

This is the same people that begs you on a normal day so their car will quickly be filled up but not that day, they all felt like Cinderella on the ball with every prince wanting their attention.

So I decided to bluff, I took my bag which was very heavy and said " you know what I am not paying that" little did I know that there was no cars left going to my destination and before I could finish my sentence, a perky young girl which I assumed was a student simply shouted she is going there.

Dammit I quickly ascertain my dominance and said to the driver I was only joking I paid for 2x of my normal fare, got to my state of employment and the journey continued again where I had to pay 3x to get to my home.

After everything I realized I had just 3k remaining to spend that month
I breath in and told myself I could do, luckily for me my place of work is trekable so I removed transport fare from my expenses.
I already had bunch of soaps, creams and toiletries so that was out, so all that is left is feeding.

Ok it was supposed to be easy, 10 days later I am already looking for ways to break my piggyvest safelock with any hope ( I am going to sue them )
I start browsing how long it's take before starvation kills lol ( I am been so dramatic ) but for anyone curious.
It's called the power of 3
3 mins without breathing you die
3 days without water you die
3 weeks without food you die
Anyway my gas finished yesterday but thank God for Garri ( this shit is saving me )
Anyway back to my question before I start writing all this nobody ask me of
" How do you spend 1k in 15 days"
I have like 2 bags of water so I wont be thirsty, is there any food that is so filling.

I mean I can eat once a day and leave the next day for fasting. I mean I have once fasted for 2 days and I felt fine, there are even people that fast for 2 weeks without eating anything.

So if you are reading this my long write up, what do you have say?

Odewaleadesoye:
I always give thanks to God anytime I remember that I'm still a virgin.

At this my age.... E no easy.

Stop to dey lie Boss. This one na newyear

I have zero body count, I am ashamed of myself

Codeye:
I'm sorry I don't believe that, if it's true list some of those websites let confirm because truth be told I don't believe that it possible

you have been asking different people for websites where they dont need OTP, Mr Man you are a suspect.

Why the curiosity

Tpharell:
What about the four digit sacret pin of the atm card?

when I subscribe to Netflix, I didn't put my Atm pin, just the details in the card.

At first I was expecting an otp to be sent to my phone but I didn't see anything, I even thought it didn't work until I saw an alert.

Some foreign sites dont require OTP or your atm pin, it's scary

There are actually some sites that dont bother with OTP, like netflix just put your card details and voila you have paid, they dont send otp to the person.

I have done some transactions in some foreign site that dont require OTP.
So if your atm get lost or stolen, call the bank to block it because if you dont your money is gone

This topic is not for me

Let me run away from this thread

I haven't bought physical recharge card in years, always recharging through my bank and I think many people do this method too.
So recharge isn't that profitable and one time I ask someone selling it she said she buys 10 N100 recharge cards for N940 so do the math.

If they sell the N100 recharge card for N110 that's N160 gain which is absolutely nothing compare to today standard of living and it's not like you will sell everything at once, it's might even take days before you get that profit if you are not in a very busy place but each his cup of tea

Nigerians men and their mentality, when they see a successful woman all they do is find fault with them.
It's either
1) Find a husband, you are nothing with a husband

2) if the woman is married but Without child, they will say give birth you are nothing without a child

3) if the woman is married with children, you will see them start insulting how she is into prostitution

4) single ladies that are very successful are said to be doing clitocurrency or called evening newspapers and many degrading things

What many of them dont know is that this beautiful ladies are happy and doing fine but this men that thinks it's okay to degrade woman are the ones that re sad, pathetic, living a life of misery.
But what can I say "Misery loves company" so they spill their trash online because they want others to be misery too, anyway I have one one for men like this and especially in the front page of this thread with their vile
"Sorry dear you will get better someday"

When I become a billionaire i will open a school for arts, the school will be a duration of 2 years where students learn acting, dancing, singing, song writing and etc
I will produce movies with very big budget to rival Hollywood and totally change Nollywood.
I will also create a program for the less privileged to learn skills which the best is given a huge sum every year to start a business.

Every December I will create a program " feed the poor" where I will go to deep local place where the poor stays, pick some people give them house for 10 years and business and the other people I will buy Christmas clothes and food for them because the way so many children and parents find it very difficult during the festive season is very sad.

With my power as a big celebrity from my movies and having high connections I will create a foundation where I will squeeze those rich billionaire off their money and invests it in health care where the foundations will buy big machines, oxygen machines and many other things so many Nigerians will stop going to Indian and the rest for medical care even bone marrow transplant they will send the person to Indian for the operation.

The foundation will also care for helping the less privileged in getting expensive surgeries for free.

Programs for giving good and quality HIv drugs and counselling patients because most people are still living in ancient time where they stigmatised against this disease making many dont even know their status.

Create good Cancer hospitals where treatment is free and dialysis and liver treatment is also free

I will create rehabilitation centres where drugs addict and people that have mental health problems can go instead of them been on the streets where they become worse or going for deliverance, this people can actually be cured but we just leave them or put everything on witchcraft.

Finally I will buy the president seat and Try to make this country better if I can ( probably going to take my whole lifetime lol)

kingshrd:
Smarkgeek you won dey whine me boss

you seems very good at winning. Let me tap in your blessing

Le2money:
Ibadan is far better off Lagos....even though lots of opportunities are in Lagos but the stress in Lagos can make 20 years old boy look like 52 years ....so choose wisely.

Really do you stay in Ibadan?

Stomoney:
Guys please help choose

100k work in Lagos as an experienced ASM
60k work in Ibadan as a non experienced fleet Telematics.

I have today to decide

Note: I reside in Ijebu ode, Ogun state

take the Lagos job

Whatever

Very beautiful lady
I want to be like her when I grow up

Who to believe

My baby

Nawa oh

Na wa oh, this is plain obsession, the man is so insecure he probably thought she was leaving him and maybe he is right, who want to be married to a monster

Sweet sweet story

Am really not freak about the dance but it their business, if the want to fall and hit their head on the ground and maybe really die it their choice

Looking at Baba with side eyes

Grupo:
This girl bress too fine. Chai. If only she go allow me put my head on top for just 30 seconds, all my problems in life would be solved.

that means you no get problem before

Seriously want is that is that suppose to be a painting of Dj cuppy or

This is not fair na

Ok