₦airaland Forum

Bigpapi:
Smoke weed

brosom:
It goes like this.!!

Boy:- how are u doing babe?

Girl:- I'm fine o,

Boy:- how ur side na?

Girl:- nothing much o, just here. (With a sad emoji face) .

Redpiller:- don't worry you'll be fine soon.

End of discussion.

But for SIMPs.-

Boy:- ahh wetin happen na?

Girl:- I'm hungry ,

Boy:- ahh u never chop or u no get food?

Girl:- no food to eat,

SIMP:- ok how are we going to do it now? How can I reach u?

Girl:- smile with love emoji , any how u want to.

SIMP:- on seeing the love emoji smiles like goat wey dey for fire, ok plz send me ur account no.

Girl:- 0000000000 first bank, with double love emoji.

SIMP:- on seeing double love emoji, piam the mumu don run transfer.

SIMP: baby I just do u 5k now, plz manage it ok.

Girl:- oh u re a darling with kiss emoji, thank u.

Girl:- I've seen it o.

SIMP:- ok, plz make sure u eat ok, u know u re too beautiful to be hungry with goat smile on his face .

Girl:- ok dear, I'll text u later let me go and find something to eat, bye with no love or kiss emoji.

SIMP: ok baby, I'll call to check on u later ok, be careful and safe with idiot goat smile

End of discussion till after a week or so before the girl go reply am for another one.

Mugus everywhere..!

SPIT.!!!

Gadafii:
What ever u do, don't lick my ear lobs or my neck, I fit give your uppercut or nod you before I know say na pleasure u wan pleasure me

shawnfamous:
Funniest thing is people with small prick will still talk.

sichri:
Nice one.

By the way, are you a nurse?

dominique:
Same as me. Next time you want to relax your hair, make sure you're not sweating on your scalp and also make sure that you don't cover your hair prior to relaxing it. You can tell the hair stylist to divide your hair and put powder (not methylated one o) on the scalp. The powder will protect your scalp without affecting the work of the relaxer.

AmazonTopaz:
Which is why they should know how to cook one for themselves

Favfables1:
It is precisely because her fiancee is cool with it that she is considering "putting off" learning to cook before she enters the Marriage... If she doesn't learn how to cook before she gets married, there's a huge chance she won't learn even in the Marriage, because "her fiancee is cool with it"... They'll probably "find a way" around it ...

Lemme speak for myself here...
I can't be "cool" with a woman who doesn't know how to cook...
Because...
I hate eating outside ((unless it's snacks))...
I come from a family where every female knows how to cook goooooood meals and I'm used to it...
I'm not the best chef in the world buh I know my way around the kitchen....

And I don't intend to be cooking everyday when I get married and I definitely won't be eating outside everyday...
Even as a bachelor I don't eat outside everyday is it as a married man that I'll start??

So unless she wants me to start bringing other women to come home to cook, she had better learn how to cook...

And as for she learning in the Marriage...
I can't allow myself to be a test rat to bad cooking, I'm not used to it and I never will...
I can't afford to have a running stomach when I'm in a meeting with my boss.. so NO!

If I too love her...
Las Las na to find house help to handle kitchen affairs...

brosom:
None are here

brosom:
I didn't hear u correct, u said we?

We who?

Make thunder fire my grandma if u be one

dominique:
Apply shea butter or petroleum jelly (Vaseline) on the wound consistently, it will dry and peel off within a week. The hair did not even relax properly despite burning the scalp. Which relaxer did you use?

hurryup123:
vaseline

Odetokun3:
I can not see any wound!

Lavisha:
The discrimination is in your head..

I'm an HND Holder and I'm doing well.

I'm working with Dangote Group.

lasisi69:
mehn... I love your page

ehix89:
Lets get you outta this state ASAP

walkingshadow911:
lol@pringle

dm me whenever you are feeling boredom jare
don't be shy lets Pringle

Magnoliaa:
This. The first pic.

MJBOLT:

with THAT,you can get THIS