₦airaland Forum

Blurpy:
I've been to only South Africa. Hopefully my next travel would be Canada or Europe. Mention the countries you've travelled to.

Leggo..

Chai! Me too, only South Africa..

Ficient:
tell oga to give you two pills of Dickmadol, it might help

I'm yet to start doing dick things biko.. I'm still trying to build my spiritual life

I get kinda restless when I'm going to be on duty the following day, just like now.. I don't even know why..
I already switched off my phone to sleep and since after about 2hrs, sleep seem to be far away, I decided to switch on and be on NL before depressing thoughts would take over the night for me..
No matter how late I start the sleep, sometimes I still get to wake up even before the 4am

amzee:
You used the Aba-made version of the relaxer.

Na you sabi.. It's completely healed now

First account was in 2010

Things are happening o... As a parent, what would you do if you have such a child?
I don't even know if the Celestial church can properly handle this one

Ryda:
Kindly post the rest of the update here, not refer us to your link


Modified
When you finally accept nature as it is.
I love her confidence

Dear Nigerian women with beards there's nothing to be ashamed of.

Thank you for the encouragement..

Is like I'll start leaving my own to grow now..

I'm listening to radio at the moment.. Nig Info 99.3

1Sharon:
Sometimes it's necessary to start all over

Oshey

Onyenna:
Wrong mentality........

If she actually brings something good to the table, that guy is going nowhere.....

Ok o..

Abegy..
When the guy moves to a better apartment now, he might forget this lady and move on to another..
Talking from experience though

Bigredmachine:
una don start o....

These are the kind of talks that makes girls think they are one kind special creature... so staying, living and struggling with a guy is meant for only ugly girls or what...

anyway she try...

NoLotty7:
Need you as my tour guard in lagos during xmas.Hello miss Sanmel,awaiting your reply.

I'm in

Delilah of course.. I need her to teach me certain things

Truvelisback:
It's not really easy. I do encourage people but atimes i find it difficult to encourage myself.

Yeah.. You need to see me putting smiles on people's faces especially at work like I've got everything figured out in my life..
We sha thank God that we don't look like what we've been through..
#Shallom#

arthurwillia:
Right now I have giving my all to get a job but it didn’t work out so I just smile now and say all is vanity cause it’s all useless when I die

Chai! Funny and sad at the same time..
You'll get a job soon by His Grace. Amen.

NoLotty7:
hi Sanmel.

hi

Simple question, you guys are forming hard and too serious.. Na wa o

Bigredmachine:
Who dey think of money no go like any of those listed above

Seriously? Na lie jare

Bigredmachine:
Nah money I prefer...

Everyone likes money..

I gave one beautiful 67year old woman injection today and mehn, her bumbum was very soft, large and smooth, it felt like fresh white agege bread. I almost did not want her to cover up because I liked the feeling so I kept on applying pressure around the bumbum till I felt it was getting awkward..
I usually don't admire fellow ladies but this woman's physical beauty caught my attention especially her soft buttocks..
So guys, a soft and smooth bumbum like fresh agege bread or a firm one like a frozen cake, which do you prefer?

This is a critical question

Opeyemiextra:
It's lack of deep knowledge of the workings of God.

Hmmmm... Preach on Preacher

Bigpapi:
Smoke weed

Ok.. I'd try that.. Thank you

Sometimes, things just don't happen the way we want and we've got no choice than to encourage ourselves and be hopeful. This we do either by defense mechanisms, encouraging ourselves with some wise sayings or other means..
Let's focus on sayings now, what wise talk gives you hope.
As for me, "whatever would be will be"

Lalasticlala, I need words of encouragement from a wide range of people biko

brosom:
It goes like this.!!

Boy:- how are u doing babe?

Girl:- I'm fine o,

Boy:- how ur side na?

Girl:- nothing much o, just here. (With a sad emoji face) .

Redpiller:- don't worry you'll be fine soon.

End of discussion.

But for SIMPs.-

Boy:- ahh wetin happen na?

Girl:- I'm hungry ,

Boy:- ahh u never chop or u no get food?

Girl:- no food to eat,

SIMP:- ok how are we going to do it now? How can I reach u?

Girl:- smile with love emoji , any how u want to.

SIMP:- on seeing the love emoji smiles like goat wey dey for fire, ok plz send me ur account no.

Girl:- 0000000000 first bank, with double love emoji.

SIMP:- on seeing double love emoji, piam the mumu don run transfer.

SIMP: baby I just do u 5k now, plz manage it ok.

Girl:- oh u re a darling with kiss emoji, thank u.

Girl:- I've seen it o.

SIMP:- ok, plz make sure u eat ok, u know u re too beautiful to be hungry with goat smile on his face .

Girl:- ok dear, I'll text u later let me go and find something to eat, bye with no love or kiss emoji.

SIMP: ok baby, I'll call to check on u later ok, be careful and safe with idiot goat smile

End of discussion till after a week or so before the girl go reply am for another one.

Mugus everywhere..!

SPIT.!!!

You're mean

Lol.. You guys should stop asking..

Thanks for this.. I plan to get a good mattress soon

If the woman dies, the man will do traditional marriage with the corpse..

Horrible experience!

Gadafii:
What ever u do, don't lick my ear lobs or my neck, I fit give your uppercut or nod you before I know say na pleasure u wan pleasure me

But guys do this a lot nar