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jubrilELsudan:
EDUCATION IS CHEAP IN SOUTH AFRICA COMPARED TO UK, USA, CANADA.

TOP UNIVERSITY FOR MASTERS IN JOHANNESBURG IS WITS, IF YOU CAN AFFORD THE INTERNATIONAL FEES IF NOT THEN GO FOR UNIVERSITY OF JOHANNESBURG.

UCT IS FIRST CHOICE IF YOU CAN SECURE YOUR ADMISSION.


LIVING IN SOUTH AFRICA IS CHEAP COMPARED TO OTHER ABROAD COUNTRIES.

WITH A $1000 MONTHLY INCOME, YOU WILL LIVE IN A SAFE WHITE UPMARKET SUBURB COMFORTABLY LIKE A KING IN A MANSION.

FOOD IS RELATIVELY CHEAP. BUT THEY GOT NO NIGERIAN FOODSTUFFS LIKE BROWN BEANS, PLANTAIN, YAM, ETC EXCEPT YOU GO BUY THEM AT THE NIGERIAN SHOPS WHERE THEY SELL THEM SO EXPENSIVE LIKE THE IDIOTS THAT THEY ARE, LIKE THEY DOING US A FAVOR TO SELL THEM. BUT THERE ARE NIGERIAN RESTAURANTS AROUND WHERE YOU CAN BUY 9JA FOODS AT REASONABLE AFFORDABLE PRICES.


SOUTH AFRICAN WHITES ARE EXTREMELY RACISTS AND EXTREMELY UNFRIENDLY AND THEY ARE THE WORST KIND OF WHITE PEOPLE YOU WILL MEET ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET. THEY ARE ONLY NICE TO YOU WHEN THEY WANT TO COLLECT YOUR MONEY AND THE BLACKS ARE XENOPHOBIC AND ALL SOUTH AFRICANS IRRESPECTIVE OF RACE JUDGE US NIGERIANS AS CRIMINALS CAUSE THATS HOW THEIR SHALLOW MENTALITY IS CALIBRATED THANKS TO OUR IBO BROTHERS WHO SPECIAL IN DRUGS AND HUMAN TRAFFICKING AND PROSTITUTION AND OUR YORUBA BROTHERS WHO SPECIALIZE IN YAHOO AND FRAUD.

IN THE WORK PLACE , SOUTH AFRICANS ARE HORRIBLE TOWARDS US NIGERIANS. THEY ALWAYS FEEL THREATENED BY OUR PRESENCE, BUT NEVER THE LESS THATS WHAT THEY DO TO THEMSELVES TOO.

SOUTH AFRICANS ARE SNAKES. BUT THE BIGGEST SNAKES ARE NIGERIANS. WHAT EVER YOU DO, ALWAYS AVOID NIGERIANS BY ALL MEANS. THE NIGERIANS IN JOHANNESBURG ARE EXTREMELY HORRIBLE. THEY NEVER WANT TO SEE ANY NIGERIAN PROGRESS AND LIKE THE SOUTH AFRICANS AND ZIMBABWEANS, THEY GET EXTREMELY JEALOUS WHEN THEY SEE A NIGERIAN DOING BETTER AND LIVING COMFORTABLY IN SOUTH AFRICA.

PEOPLE IN SOUTH AFRICA IRRESPECTIVE OF NATIONALITY ALWAYS FEEL INTIMIDATED BY US NIGERIANS.

EVERY BLACK MAN IN SOUTH AFRICA IS SEEN AS A SUSPECT THANKS TO THE HIGH CRIME RATE AND THEIR APARTHEID PAST.

THE WHITE PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS LOOK AT YOU SUSPICIOUSLY AND EVEN THE BLACKS TOO.

BUT WITH TIME , YOU WILL GET USED TO ALL THESE AND YOU MAY NOT CONSIDER IT TO BE ANYTHING.

FINDING A WHITE COLLAR JOB IN SOUTH AFRICA IS EXTREMELY DIFFICULT. THERE ARE NO JOBS. AND THE GOVERNMENT POLICIES CONCERNING HIRING A FOREIGNER IS EXTREMELY XENOPHOBIC.


US FOREIGNERS ARE BEING MARGINALIZED BY THE XENOPHOBIC GOVERNMENT POLICIES.

BUT IN THE END WE STILL SURVIVE AND GET THE JOBS.


SOUTH AFRICA IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY.

ITS A COLD COUNTRY. ITS WINTER NOW.

SOUTH AFRICANS LIKE TO PARTY AND DRINK AND HAVE FUN. THATS ALL PEOPLE DO IN THIS COUNTRY. THEY ALWAYS CANT WAIT FOR THE WEEKEND ESPECIALLY PAYDAY WEEKEND OR PUBLIC HOLIDAYS OR LONG WEEKEND.

BOOZE AND BRAAI AND CLUBBING AND PARTYING AND FVCKING. THATS ALL THEY KNOW IN SOUTH AFRICA.

SEX IS FREE HERE.

IT'S EASIER TO HAVE SEX WITH A TOTAL STRANGER IN MINUTES OF MEETING THEM THAN TO GET A GOOD MORNING FROM YOUR NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOR.

YOU CAN FVCK A LADY HERE UNDER FEW SECONDS OF MEETING HER WITHOUT EVEN SPENDING A SINGLE CENT ON HER. JUST BUY HER COLD DRINK LOL.

HERE THE WOMEN WILL APPROACH YOU AND TELL YOU POINT BLANK THEY WANNA FVCK YOU NO STRINGS ATTACHED.

SEX MEANS NOTHING HERE IN JOHANNESBURG. ANYTHING GOES. EVERYBODY IS FVCKING EVERYBODY AND NOBODY EVEN CARES.

YOUR MARRIED NEIGHBOURS WILL BE FVCKING YOU AND STILL COME VISIT YOU WITH THEIR HUSBANDS.

HERE YOU WILL FVCK DIFFERENT GIRLS, LADIES,WOMEN OF ALL SHAPES AND SIZES TO THE EXTENT THAT YOU WILL RUN AWAY FROM SEX.

IF YOU ARE NOT WELL DISCIPLINED, YOU MAY NOT EVEN CONCENTRATE ON YOUR STUDIES ANYMORE.

THE LEGAL AGE BY LAW TO HAVE CONSENSUAL SEX HERE IS 16YEARS, SO NO MATTER YOUR AGE AS A MAN, YOU CAN FVCK A 16 YEAR OLD LITTLE GIRL AND NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. SO LONG AS SHE GAVE YOU CONSENT, THE POLICE CAN NEVER ARREST YOU FOR IT EVEN IF THEY FIND YOU FVCKING HER IN YOUR HOUSE OR HOTEL.

ASHAWOS HERE ARE VERY VERY VERY VEEEEEEEEEEEEEERY CHEAP.

YOU WILL FVCK AND YOU GO TIRE.

AIDS HERE IS VERY PREVALENT.

1 IN 3 FEMALES IS HIV POSITIVE. AND YOU CAN NEVER TELL CAUSE THEY ALL VERY HEALTHY LOOKING VERY FRESH WITH BIG NYASH AND HIPS WITH SMALL TINY WAIST AND WARM TIGHT SOFT MOIST SWEET SMELLING KUKUNASE.

THE KUKUNASE OF SOUTHY WOMEN SMELLS SO NICE THAT YOU CAN EVEN BATH WITH HER KUKUNASE JUICE.



SOUTH AFRICA IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY TO GO STUDY BUT OPPORTUNITIES AND GROWTH IS LIMITED FOR THE FACT THAT YOU WILL ALWAYS BE SEEN AND TOLD TO YOUR FACE EVERYWHERE YOU GO AND REMINDED THAT YOU ARE A FOREIGNER.


PEOPLE TO AVOID IN SOUTH AFRICA ESPECIALLY JOHANNESBURG ARE NIGERIANS, ZIMBABWEANS, PAKISTANIS, NIGERIANS, NIGERIANS, NIGERIANS.


I REST MY CASE.

Certainly a bad idea of a country to relocate unless your life revolves around Ashawo

Oracle55:
Please my fellows i need your advice, i am in between 2 choices. I have this land i just bought and wana build my house i have fenced it and out gate but i am thinking if to use the money i got to develop the land or i use it and travel abroad (uk ) for my masters pls advice me.

For those abroad is it easy there and can i get a good job after my masters or i should remain here in Nigeria and get married?

I will need to sell my car and properties if i am to travel.

Please help move to front page for more views and suggestions thanks

Anywhere but UK

Galactico4ever:
He was a footballer.

Yes in college. Not a professional player
But a professional actor
I have seen him in movies

Galactico4ever:
Happy Birthday Nnamdi.He isn't that popular in 9ja because americal football is a strange sport to many here.

He’s an actor

Ishilove:
My God, what a warped worldview. Yes, all thanks belongs to God but will He come down from his throne to assist you? Is it not through human beings He will send you help? My sister was complaining about the same thing with her pastor's wife. She said when she sends gifts, recharge cards and sows seeds the woman never acknowledges them. We kuku advised her to borrow herself brain.

Me, the way I was raised, when someone gives you something, no matter how small, you MUST thank them even if they tell you there is no need for thanks. Op, those people in your experiences have a very bad upbringing. Since they have discountenanced the role of human beings, they should ask God to send them help through heavenly angels.

Once I see that you have the spirit of useless pride, ingratitude and a nauseating sense of entitlement, you will never get help from me, and this is why some people don't find favour because their character is so bad.

I concur
I can NEVER stand this kind of personality.

Only once and that’s it.
Who are you that you cannot say thank you but want help?
Some people also have the hardest time saying I’m sorry
I don’t understand it at all.
Like you will wrong someone and expect them to apologized?!

Op you have your answer
The kids are learning from their parents
They are not being taught gratitude.

Deserve?! Nobody deserve sh*t
If you can’t say thank you, go get it yourself.
I can’t do it.

Alero3Arubi:
Well not to be proud but i saved up to go to school and by 19 i had over 200k.

You should be proud. I am proud of you.

joshuaidibia:
2-3 after my graduation
I wasn't a kid. I'm not ashamed of it. I'm super happy where I am now. Most of the big boys in my department then are nothing to write about now, I learned from their mistakes including mistakes made by my dad. When you get 3 million just have that mindset it's nothing, it's not called greed or not satisfied, it's called not being in a comfort zone. By the time you say you want rest small, next morning you'll be broke. Learn from Cr7 and Messi.

#Never despise the days of little beginnings

Thank you.

He’s a very humble and kind human

Drama aside

slimfit1:
Envious of what sir a car please.

Yes a car.
And yes envious of a CAR.

cray91:
yes i don't have and thanks for your horrible assumption!

You are welcome

ajimotoke:
Congrats dear, I hope your body is not included if you know you know.

Shut the Bleep up!!!

cray91:
I'm telling you! imagine someone calling a car purchase an achievement. Poverty mentality!

Mtchewww

Whatever she calls achievement for her is ACHIEVEMENT

But
I’m sure you don't have bicycle wheel

Kido90:
This is a refurbished Nigerian used car. The rear lights are faded whereas the headlights have been polished.
Congratulations all the same.

We still drive refurbished.

Car nah car!!!

slimfit1:
Poverty is a curse. By the way, I met a retired footballer today we talked for 30 minutes. He said to me you don't judge prosperity by the car you drive. He still rides a hybrid in Liverpool. We need sense in this Nigeria.

Why are some Nigerians so envious?!

Tufia!

Nairaland is the worst place to ever ask for advice

E be like say Na only kids full this space.. haba!

femmyapson:
Which of them?
Tunde or Dapo?

Lmao

One closed hommie asked me to help him pick up 2500 recently, I unfriended him immediately.

If you like be my brother, you can get lost with your yahoo!

Courtesy demands information

But I wouldn’t mind if someone am dating come calling

Happy989:
I still love my boyfriend.

Lmao wanna eat your cake and have it?
It’s called greediness

DonBenny77:
And you are a fooler

Who is laffing with you

DonBenny77:
Word!
Dont mind them hoes.
So I invited my new catch and she showed up putting on a mini skirt we were on the bed and she was like "I don't want to do anything oh" with legs wide open revealing panties and crotch" I fingered and we did the does. Later I asked her what's up with the hesitation earlier she was like " so you didn't want to struggle for it"
These girls don craze finish
Sometimes "no" means they don't wanna feel too cheap.
I know when I'm governor tomorrow even the "Mr sweet" ashawo wey I apply small pressure Bleep far back 2006 go call me out.....
No be only d banj and perruzi, call out my broke ass now Bitches!!!

You are a fool

bigmodo:
I am an As and I am getting married to an As. I love this girl so much that I am moving forward to marry her.

We have done our introduction and our traditional marriage is next month. I know the complications of an As marrying As in the issues of children they might give birth to. But I have no choice. I want to marry the love of my life.

Don’t have babies
Adopt one or more

uboma:
Wow!!!

You probably haven't tasted a 'good one' yet.....

Do you use Dildos?

Nor do I wanna taste
I don’t like Love Machine as well
I don’t like anything pricky

uboma:
Really! Are you speaking from experience?

Something must have killed their love for a 'good dick'.

Yea.

Never liked dick to begin with
Good or bad
It disgusts me
And I am just one person

Poloyanabo1:
I've tried severally bro, imagine i can sit on a plastic chair and sleep for straight 3 hours without waking up.

You need to train your mind on it
I know for a FACT it is not spiritual
I can sleep 8hours without waking not even to pee
But when I have something important at a certain time
I must wake up at that time

eRay200:
I think this is called antero-grade amnesia and it has to do with short term memory ie. you forget things that happened in your immediate past but remember things that happened a long time ago. I think the best you can do is to pay more attention to details, be more conscious of whatever you do. This helps to reinforce your short term memory. The opposite is retrograde amnesia, where you forget things in the distant past but remember everything that happened a few weeks ago down to the smallest details.

I don’t remember anything I don’t wanna remember.
What do you call this?

For example when am hurt. Really hurt.
I stopped remembering it. And that’s that.
I forget it completely

Poloyanabo1:
Am on that table now, and am afraid its a spiritual attack.
I also sleep without being aware of my environment, as in very deep sleep ,could the two be related?

It’s not spiritual anything.
I sleep deeply too when my mind is free
When I wanna wake at a certain time
I wake at that time aswell because I tell my mind that I wanna wake at that time
For a long time I never used alarm. Still I am deep sleeper

Mine’s even worst

I don’t remember anything from my childhood, about a year ago I realize that I am becoming seriously forgetful. All of a sudden all the lyrics I knew I didn’t know again. This is how I knew this is no longer a joke
I write down everything.. my phone is filled with notes

But
I do well in school
I remember names too
At a time I remembered more than 50 names while working at the gym last year
Yesterday I was singing and all of a sudden I was singing the lyrics right.. I was even startled

I believe mine’s repression
As a child it was my defence mechanism
I believe I repressed so much that I can’t remember anything from my childhood
I think it’s affecting me now
Thankfully it’s getting better although am still gonna see a doctor
I saw a counsellor who confirmed this

uboma:
What are you trying to say?

They just do.

uboma:
I am not here to argue either. Do you mind telling us why some ladies detest dicks? I will like to read your views on it.

Just cos

uboma:
I beg to disagree that no man can take you to cloud 9? Because of your sexually orientation, all a dude, who is skillful, needs is patience when working on you.

WRONG ASSUMPTION
Not here for argument
Just wanna point it to you some people detest d**ks