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oga catch this ones:

breeast
fucck
boobi
pusi
pussyy

etc.

truth is, no matter how smart these bots are, humans will get smarter. Afterall they were designed by humans.

Nice post though.

You have to call a command from java directly to the operating system. Since java is multi platform, this code might not work for some os.

Using java.lang exec method:

Runtime.getRuntime().exec("rundll32.exe powrprof.dll,SetSuspendState 0,1,0";
System.exit(0);


this should work on windows32.

My candid advice is: just keep reading. Dont go to any classes, dont watch tv again, rarely play games. FORGET EVERY OTHER THINGS OF THIS LIFE. Dump ya girlfriend (or beg her to dump u) cos no man can serve 2 masters, get a laptop or pc, a good internet connection, and at least 8 hrs of steady electricity. Lock yourself in your room allday, everyday.

Download all books u see about java online. READ THEM ALL (all the authors have different perspective of the language so u have to know them all). You will read some garbage along the line but that is part of the sacrifice.

The truth is you will lose a lot in life maybe even lose some or all of your friends in the process but hey ITS JAVA we are talking about here(nothing else matters).

people will call u names like nerd, geek, blah blah blah. Dont be discouraged. Set ur eyes on the final reward.
If you can do this for AT LEAST A YEAR(depending on your IQ), i bet u will come back here and give a wonderful testimony in the name of James Gosling, bjarne stroustup, "our Lords"

This was how i learnt java.

Cheers

so i am an introvert? omo mehn.

check out the wurfl project http://wurfl.sourceforge.net

the library auto detects everything about your visitors in realtime, and with that data u can redirect certain visitors that meet certain criteria.

criterias like:
sceen size
screen resolution
support javascript
support html5,
is windows or linux etc w ill be reported to you

javadoctor: Take a look if u have plans of building a social network in the future.

Or rather, take a look if u plan on having brain damage in the future.

Host should be namecheap, they even accept naira mastercard. They have a package for arnd 10dolls per month
CMS should wordpress. no other cms is better for blogging with all th plugin, widget, facebook integration etc stuff. its is free. just download and run the install script.
Ads should be adsense. its by far has the highest payout and u are backed by google's integrity (no cheating)

Or to go the cheapest way, signup for a blogger or wordpress account and set up ur blog(free)+ hosting free. but getting templates for it can be a worry. Also ur address will be like whiztimblahblah.blospot.com or whiztimblahblah. except u purchase a domain name and point it to ur blog. The domain name will cost u like 10 dolls a yr.

Goodluck.

Host should be namecheap, they even accept naira mastercard. They have a package for arnd 10dolls per month
CMS should wordpress. no other cms is better for blogging with all th plugin, widget, facebook integration etc stuff. its is free. just download and run the install script.
Ads should be adsense. its by far has the highest payout and u are backed by google's integrity (no cheating)

Goodluck.

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[quote author=Okija_juju]Jesus did not die for us, he was arrested and charged to court for high Treason and heresy, which according to the laws of the land was punishable by death under Section ### of the Roman Laws of the time.

Jesus decided not to go with the public defender but to represent himself in court. The first court dismissed the case against him for lack of proper evidence; the second court which was a higher court sentenced him to death.
Before his crucifixion, he had was about to be granted amnesty nut the people didn’t want him, so they granted amnesty to Barnabas and sent Jesus to the gallows.

Jesus died because He was a wanted man, who had evaded arrest for so long until he was caught slipping after one of his home boys went and snitched to the cops in exchange for money and immunity from prosecution. ..
[/quote]I will like to meet you in person. We think alike bro.

pork is sweet though


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immortallity: Its not like i'm a playboy or anything but i've found out that whenever i get into a relationship with any babe, after sometime when she is like so into me, i just get tired and bored of the girl.

I like the challenging part of toasting, trying to know and impress each other but immediately the relationship starts going, i get tired and cant wait to end it.

Sometimes i wont even call her for a week while she keeps calling everyday (why cant they take a bleeping clue! ) and as soon as it ends i will start allover the same cycle with another babe again.

What could be wrong? Does the fault lie with me or the girls?

OP, your problem small oo. For me i lose interest the minute i ask her out. while she is still telling me that she will think about it blah blah blah... i would have asked 2 other girls out in the space of one week. By the time she is ready to say yes, guyman don move up to the nxt challenge. Cos of this, i have never had a relationship in my entire life. It bothers me though, but mehn that is just one minor problem of life. Just apologize and move on.

Guy, there is absolutely nothing wrong with u.

Ujujoan: Fist off, if he's in a public bar, the noise will be too much for you guys to have a reasonable conversation. It'll be better if you waited for him to get home.
Secondly, what is so important that you couldn't wait for a 90mins game to be over?
This is one area I don't interfere with in my man's life . .
I used to think football was just a game until I met him . . To these fanatics, it's more than a game. It's like their life!
Every day Chelsea has an important match to play, I pray and fast for them to win cos if they lose, I'll have a lottttt of consoling to do!
I won't lie, it used to be veeeeery annoying, but that's men and football!
Just because he's your fiance doesn't mean his life has to end . .
What will you do when you guys are married with kids crying and running all over the place, and his ignoring you and concentrating on SS because champions league finals is on
Abeg no drink panadol for unnecessary headache!

Honestly, i checked ur post several times and i still wish u weren't married. I for propose sharp sharp. Your husband has got an asset. U are indeed one in a million.

walan: @lincolnpix @sarutobi, Brothers in Arm, Keep up the awesome work. Nice web app both (www.jobler.com & www.plentiplenti.com) are.
@sarutobi, I hope you are no longer looking for a job? You already have one mehn. just make your baby grow and it will pay you over and over.
Anyways, Nice one both. Let us Nigerians take our creativity to the web!
PS: I wud like to discover the tech powering both sites, i have some ideas too (not relating to job search though!) Cheers.

thanks walan. I currently have a job with an it firm now. I got the job from someone that saw this thread.
I am not looking for a job anymore. I must say that jobler.me is growing too. with over 8000 uniques everyday.

About the techy stuff, the crawlers are all written in python and a bit of perl(for regex and string manipulation). The ui is codeigniter(php) while the main search is written in c++ alone everything was done from the ground up.

i later used a library from google code when i hit a brickwall as to figuring out the most important part of a webpage. It is hosted here code.google.com/p/boilerpipe/. it doesnt hit 100% sha. the whole jobler thing is still a work in progress.

Currently, the spiders threads run on 2 vps while the search engine itself is hosted on a dedicated box. I currently use almost 70% of my salary to pay for them

does it work in akute area?

Flashaldrin: only morons believed it in the first place.
And only cretins and spineless little kids got disturbed and responded to it.
I mean, how does the opinion of a certain 'kim something' remotely change or affect anything about the country and its citizens.
Well aint we a gullible emotional lot?? Thats why religion sells greatly.

spot on bro!

its just reflex. Take it as trying to safeguard your most precious asset.

I started doing this when i was in secondary school. One time while sleeping, one of my notorious friends decided to flog my "thing" with a stick of broom. The pain was so terrible that i thought i would die.

Since then, them no dey tell man to cover am.

they all seem to be wearing masks to me sha

Socratez20: 2nd to comment seun my price pls

try gain nxt time bro

fantastic! the one with the crocs








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This is going to be interesting. I really do not have any contributions to this but i want to learn from the business gurus in the house.
I am bookmarking this one!







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cap28: fake b.itch - does she know or even care who Goldie was?

the bit.ch will say anything to please nigerians now that she has $500,000 resting in her bank account courtesy of Governor Fashola and his sycophants.

how true is this story



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checkout the play framework. Its more like the codeigniter for php. It is easy to learn

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lincolnpix: Hola dansmog++,
thanks for the assist!

Sarutobi, great job on Jobler.me... lot of potentials there mate.
There is room for competition in the nigerian crowded job boards sites, both project will saves time and effort for the Job seeker.
Keep it up.

Cool. I keep a close eye on your site

brosss: Its nothing short of a bolt from the blue when persons make supercilious and disparaging statements concerning a people.
I empathize with you. I might even be angrier than you. But seriously friend, your statement is escessively indiscriminate. That a few sycophants gather to egg-on these depraved politicians is by no means an indication that all Nigerians are bootlickers.

Patrick Obahiagon

Guk: Its a good thing that this closing down came up as here a number of lessons to be learnt from it. Pls follow closely.

I am a Business Consultant to Dealz9ja www.dealzng.com/deals/all/ the only remaining competitor to Dealdey. The others in competition were (a) Deals.mocality (2) Rightdealz.com (3)Qlu Qlu (4)All4Naija. They are of now blessed memory.

Pls note that Deal of the Day website are cloned after Groupon and are totally diff from your regular Product websites like Webmallng; Konga; Jumia; Kamdora & such like.

Deal of the Day website DO NOT make a lot of money and could collapse anyday if you dont get your model right. Dealz9ja has bn sustainable becos, a niche has bn carved; subscriber base is sufficient to run at a profit; overheads were contained right from start up; areas that needed to be outsourced were done wt hard negotiations. The truth be told, cost of Adverts is the bleeding point. A typical month on Facebook is =N=500k How do you sustain such from even sharing 50% commission from your merchants? Meanwhile, Deals.Mocality had adverts on DSTV during 2012 Champions league and Olympics. You do not want to know how much such cost. I had predicted their downfall from them as it was not sustainable.

Dealdey has competitive advantage becos they are owned or supported by eMotion, an outdoor advert comapany that is awash with cash. eMotion is funded by ARM & ARM funds the Lekki Epe Expressway & thats why eMotion has the right to advertise exclusively on that prime location from Bonny cam all the way to Ajah and beyond.

Dealdey's commisions are high, and that has pushed some of their Merchants to Dealz9ja. This business is all about Strategy; Knowing the Market; playing the Market & sustaing your business model and grow organically as Dealz9ja can never match Dealdey in advert spending & is not even attempting to. hey have their own clientele & business is good & profitable.

As for Jumia & Konga, the jury is out on them. The Advertisement spend is HUMONGOUS, i hope it doesnt bring them down after a couple of years. Its just not sustainable. You are talking of advert spend of roughly a =N=1M daily!

In 2012 alone, over 5 dozen ecommerce bizs can online, over 90% are gone. Its a marathon biz not a sprint.

More later.....

You just messed with by brain. Its about to explode. 1M naira daily? who does that?

lets see how this one turns out.

lets see how this one turn out.