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chiommy123:
I think you should be looking for low self esteem prescription

You just nailed it. He's chasing the superficial. I initially wanted to tell him that.

passwordd:
For the past 1 year I always eat 7+ times a day but have nothing to show for it; I'm thin. Many times even when I am already satisfied I still force myself to eat. I have tried to contact many internet based doctors & have gone physically to many chemists. There was this foolish chemist man that recommended Hydrac P to me to help with weight gain. I have also sent SMS, calls & whatsapp messages to many doctors (in Nigeria) about this issue but nothing. I tried to call jumia & some online drug stores about this issue but nothing still (if they can recommend any weight gain drugs to me). I have not physically gone to any teaching hospital over this weight gain issue because corona virus started shortly after I tried to do this in february... I wanted to go for my second appointment (I was supposed to go for a test after seeing a dietician)

They keep telling me to increase my calorie intake, drink milk, "top it off", eat more carbonhydrates and eat bla bla bla (which I have been doing for the past 1 year). After doing some research I discovered that some drugs can induce weight gain - Hypertensive drugs were not an option because they have to do with blood & the heart, so it was a no go area for me... so I went for insulin as an option - I read somewhere that Insulin is responsible for Lipogenesis (a type of fat formation in the body). I also plan to take the insulin along with CB-1 weight gain (which I also discovered on my own). Yes I know insulin is for diabetic patients... but what they don't tell you is that it's the overdose of insulin that causes it's side effects such as seizures (and the likes)

I read somewhere that the minimum required dose of insulin for diabetic patients is 100 U.I & the maximum is 500 U.I... so I think a non-diabetic person can take 25 U.I which is half of, half of the minimum dose; this seems very safe to me. What really pissed me off was that I contacted this guy on whatsapp who just ignored me after one or two messages & never bothered to reply me (this is what some of them have been doing to me) - I even tried to flash him. I was very nice to him; was even calling him "sir". I was careful not to tell him anything or make any strange suggestion to him that will make him not to contact me again... he must have done this out of his naivety (I don't think he's a trained health personnel or knows what he is doing)

1 disadvantage of being slim is that you look like a teenager when you are in your late twenties; I remember being asked last year if I was writing UTME exam which hurt my feelings & ego. I have made a personal decision - I know something is obviously wrong with me (I don't have HIV; I've tested negative twice over an 8 month period) - If they will not give me the insulin then I will go get it myself... I also plan to take the insulin along side CB-1 weight gain. I could not find CB-1 in any chemist but I have seen an online store (in Nigeria) where they are selling it N5,000. I will also try & experiment with olanzapine - I read somewhere that olanzapine also induces weight gain (to some extent). If you are a fat person, please feel free to share your story below on how you became the way you are

Ok Sir.
We'll be here waiting for the outcome of your experiments on yourself.

Don't forget to keep updating us once you start and also on how the results are turning out.

That's all

lunacol:
He was told to step aside pending the outcome of investigation into the crisis, in which he could be reassigned his portfolio or sacked for not following due process in removing the Vice-Chancellor.

He has sensed that the findings may not favor him that is why he has to resign honorably than being sacked.

Ok...thanks

Hmm. Long epistle.

I thought he has already been removed as Pro-Chancellor? How come he's resigning now?

Anyway, I pray UNILAG people breathe fresh air now that the warriors are out

Thanks for this. I've started watching it right away.

Omo, that movie must really be something else oh.
141k+ views since it was uploaded just 5 days ago

naptu2:
See previous thread here.

FG Asks All Account Holders In Financial Institutions To Re-Register Despite BVN
https://www.nairaland.com/6126530/fg-asks-all-account-holders

The Federal Inland Revenue Service has clarified the directive on self certification by bank account holders.

The Federal Government Twitter account had erroneously tweeted that all bank account holders in Nigeria were to obtain the self certification forms from their bank. The tweet has now been deleted.

In 2014 the Organisation for Economic Cooperation and Development (OECD) had developed a common reporting standard (CRS) with which members could exchange information about people that have bank accounts and other financial dealings in multiple countries. Read more about the CRS here.
https://www.oecd.org/tax/automatic-exchange/common-reporting-standard/

In compliance with that protocol, people who have bank accounts in other countries and foreigners who have bank accounts in Nigeria are required to obtain, fill and submit the self certification forms. This does not apply to all bank account holders in Nigeria. (This is to enable governments to collect tax from their citizens that are based abroad). The banks are expected to know the customers that this directive applies to (due to the Know Your Customer [KYC] programme) and to inform them of the directive.

Here is the FIRS statement.

FIRS Nigeria @firsNigeria



https://mobile.twitter.com/firsNigeria/status/1306754572166279171

Nna eh!

FIRS, una too like money

meetme01:
For real?

Yes.

In the past one month, I've acquired 10 domains on NameSilo with this option.

Just fund your account there first with Bitcoin. Then you can proceed to buy whatever domain name you want to buy

youngking22:
please house,I tried using my first Bank MasterCard too register on namesilo to buy a domain. After everything I got a mail saying verification failed please any solution.

Tried same too. I don't know if it worked or not. Had to sharply switch to Bitcoin and it didn't take time to reflect.

Just use Bitcoin to pay

UDOKABESTLUV:
From Traffic That I Generated From NAIRALAND FORUM

Wow! Interesting.
I've seen the site

UDOKABESTLUV:
My First Salary Is 500,000 Naira. I made it From Blogging Business, Thanks To Nairaland Forum that made it to be possible for me, I'm So Happy.

In one month (your first month)?

Kriss216:
calm down, nothing will happen to your girlfriend. Once the investigation is completed, she will be released.

Lol. Wait till he goes back there in two weeks time and meet her dead body. Don't joke with Nigerian police; they can do anything

arnoldexpert:
They are both sick I guess. It's obvious she wants to divorce him and have her share of wealth for selfish reason. If not, why should U care he would be deported if U report him.

U don't want him to be deported until U get ur own share ba?. They both got served anyways.

Check my signature.
Thanks.

Oh! Don't be too harsh on her. You're only assuming.

My "assumption" is that she still had human sympathy for him, and didn't want him to face the humiliation of deportation, inspite of their issues. Do you know the shame that goes with being deported from US back to an African country?

Friends and family members of the late Barbara had advised her to report the death threats but she refused on the grounds that she feared he would be deported.

Now, she has been 'deported' out of this world.

So sad.

solmusdesigns:
Two things you sell for money or financial revenue is Product (physical goods) or Service ( works and services rendered)

In this case Pastors are rendering spiritual and psychological services for a fee (tithe and offering) just like your tailor sows your blouse for a fee


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In case you want to know, most pastors don't even touch the tithes brought to church for personal use.

My pastor, for instance, has a day job he's involved with. He's a car dealer too. His wife works and also sews clothes. He has also written books. These alone sustain his family very comfortably.

Then, people give to him, because he has blessed their lives, not because he even asked for it. He has never gone on soliciting for funds in church for his personal or family use, yet people meet him from time to time to appreciate him for a lot of things he has done in their lives.

We must realize that it's not wrong for people to give money or material things to pastors because they believe the Pastor added value to their lives through his ministrations and counseling. It is a voluntary, reciprocal response.

As a medic, I've had times when some of my patients brought coconut, food materials, even perfume to me in appreciation of how I took care of them or their loved ones when they were sick. Some have even requested for my account number sef. Some have paid for my transport previously when I'm traveling with public transport. I reluctantly accept some of these gestures and have rejected many too.
I meet quite a number of them on the streets. I don't even remember some until they start explaining.

My point? Many pastors don't depend on church tithes and offerings for a living. They have other sources.

ACRI:
When they came to arrest Jesus, one of the disciples cut off the ear of one of the attackers

In this unusual time, the church has witnessed enough persecution, she does not need another one from a deranged individual

For the fools talking about tithes, we love God that's why we give it, it's none of their business.

The young people in this country ll never hold their leaders responsible for mortgaging their destiny but they ll be persecuting the church which is the only semblance of sanity we have left.

It is a bigger fool that ll follow a fool like Daddy freeze!

I love this response.
God bless you

As believers, we also rally round and protect our own; not just our fathers, but everyone within the faith. That's the way it should be

Hmm.

Now they've been given guns, these NSCDC people seem to be turning out worse than SARS

Good morning, experts in the house.

How much price tag will you put on photoshopdoctor.com?

I'm fine tuning a couple of things.

By the way, this domain name is available as at 9.10am. If anybody want to register it, you can go ahead. I'm just trying to sharpen my knowledge for now

drunkdad:
For over 20 years, my dad has being a chronic drunkard. drinking alcohol despite all my mom's effort to try and stop him. 2 years ago, he stopped drinking and he was beginning to look better, speak more coherently and not socially awkward, but now, he has gone back to his past behavior just earlier this year when he started making friends with another guy who drinks alcohol.

All these behavior leads to him not able to work and a lot of behaviors he exhibits that is totally nasty, behaving like a kid.

My mom and I have called him and talked to him on several occasions about it but he still always goes back to drink after he leaves home.

I'm totally fed up, even my mum is very sad about the situation.

How can I deal with this situation..

He just needs an encounter with the saving power of Jesus Christ. That will free him from every addiction.
If you need more info, ask Righteousness89.

Some times, threats about what will happen when someone does things that will endanger his/her health don't even make the person shake.

It's only Jesus that can deliver him. Let him submit to His lordship over his life. You will begin to see instant changes in him.

I rest my case

fergie001:
Source

I like this.

That's wisdom and maturity speaking

gambia:
Its a welcome development. He should be apprended and dealt with us accordingly.

They won't do that. Nobody is going to arrest him.

They'll negotiate with him behind the scenes and get him to help them upgrade their security

Davicl:
And I'll by data of 100k?....shay I wan do video call with the Gods huh.... Inside life

Validity period is for one year.
This will be profitable for those reselling data, and for those who can afford it.
It boils down to 10Gig per thousand Naira

flyingpig:
They couldnt even use it they had to donate it to neighbouring CHAD republic

Me trying to understand if this is an insult or admiration to our technology

If they don't patronize made-in-Nigeria products, you complain.

They finally buy made-in-Nigeria ships, you still complain.

Were you expecting Germany to carry the boats to their country? Don't they produce theirs?

Children of this world. SMH

saaphiere:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNWeXjEDxJM

https://www.channelstv.com/2020/08/31/unions-protest-against-planned-concession-of-four-airports/

I hope it's not part of the Chinese agreement

villagecraft:
Enugu Airport as at today, Sunday, August 30th, 2020.

Photo Credit: CFR Multimedia

Any other photo they show you is pure stupidity. The propagators of those fake images deserve to be hanged.

Dear Nairalander, just google one of those images they shared online. You'll be shocked.

This is unbelievable! Why are they re-opening an incomplete building

Lalasticlala, Mynd44, OAM4J

In the third picture, Airtel has already booked space there.
How manage?
Is it Airtel that the contract was awarded to?

By the way, the "airport" still looks ugly

AlexReports:
DR GODWIN MADUKA DESCRIBES NEW YAM FESTIVAL AS A NECESSITY FOR CULTURAL IDENTITY

By Dr Emezie Madu

Anambra State Governorship Aspirant Dr Godwin Maduka has expressed the need to sustain the cultural heritage of the People.

Dr Maduka who was represented by the Coordinator Grassroots Support for Dr Maduka, GSM, Chief Leo Emesue at a new yam festival in Abagana said sustenance of cultural heritage would safeguard the identity of Ndi Anambra.

In a remark, People's Democratic Party, PDP, Chairman Njikoka Local Government Area, Chief Hyginus Aneto gave assurance that fair play would be the yard stick to produce a flagbearer for the party.

The Chairman of GSM Dr Willy Emenari urged intending voters to acquire voters card during voters registration exercise to be able to vote for candidates of their choice.

The Igwe of Umuchukwu in Orumba South local Government Area, Chief Kenneth Maduka, Nnanyelugo 2 of Umuchukwu, his cabinet members and a cultural group who accompanied him added Colour to the event.

https://www.anambraupdate.com/2020/08/dr-godwin-maduka-describes-new-yam.html?m=1

How come Senator Ekweremadu wasn't invited to Anambra to come and chop yam?

Your website is not opening oh.

Are you using a Nigerian web host, or has your domain expired?

obembet:
https://www.goal.com/en/amp/news/messi-can-only-leave-barca-if-his-700m-release-clause-is-met/bw9lcg8ybdu1ihdf761jprn0

Hmm...
The Barca legal team went to advise Messi on how to leave for free? Those guys were employed by Barca and not by Messi. They had to sacrifice their jobs for that.

It is almost impossible for Messi to leave Barca for free. If Barca wants to be charitable enough, they can reduce the asking price.

Otherwise, Messi will sit on the bench for the rest of the coming season

WINNERSMOG:
By Pastor Dennis Woruka Jnr

To those of you who think the Government regulates Churches in the UK and as such, the CAMA Bill in Nigeria should stand.

I am a Pastor in the UK. This means I can speak on this issue.

As a Church in the UK, you are seen as a charity. The UK government gives grants to the Church. For example, the government can give you £50k (N30 million Naira) at the end of the year based on how much your Church performed that year.

Because of this, the Government checks your finances to ensure the grants given to you are merited. This is how the UK Government regulates churches.

The CAMA Bill does not make any sense in Nigeria, because the Nigerian Government, to the best of my knowledge, does not give any form of grants to any Church in Nigeria. How do you want to regulate the finances of the Church , to the extent of changing her board, when the Church does not benefit from you, financially.

Therefore, stop comparing the UK Government with Nigeria in relation to this CAMA Bill.

I am not against the government tracking down fraud or any form of money laundry.

Please note:

My Church (Fountain of Souls Ministries Int'l UK) has never collected any form of grant from the UK Government and we do not intend to do so.

Source: churchgist.org

Thank you very much Sir for this.

As far as I'm concerned, the church is outperforming the government in Nigeria.

Churches have tarred roads, given out free foods, drugs and materials to the less indigent that are not even members of the respective churches.

The church I attend has, in addition to other things, conducted free medical outreach, rehabilitate destitutes and is sponsoring a couple of indigent children in school; yet, we never make noise about it, not even on social media.

The contribution of the church in the area of education and research is very obvious. Covenant and Redeemer Universities are just few examples.

Above all, the projects these churches undertake, they don't inflate contracts, unlike the Nigerian government that will do a road with ₦10 million and announce to us they used ₦50 million for the shoddy work.

Yet, they still have the effontery to pokenose into church accounts.

Government should start first by sending all Nigerians the yearly income and expenditure at the end of the year. They should also be truthful about the money they embezzled.

The true enemy of Nigeria is the Government, and not the church.

I rest my case

fergie001:
Source




Gboyega Akosile

Watch as FG will soon rush to announce that tertiary institutions all over the country will resume by end of September in the "final stage of easing of lockdown"

FG always follows Lagos Government footsteps, as far as this Covid matter is involved.

Argue with your keyboard

Ego ole?

primestreams:

is there any way we can petition nigeria government to withdraw from ECOWAS if possible AU or any africa related organisation ,
because i no benefits has ever come from those useless organisation ,

IF SOME ONE DO NOT LIKE YOU, YOU STAY AWAY FROM THEM .

Hmm...who annoyed you this evening?