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whatever90:
take it easy young savanaha?because i just  weaved my hair braids and believe me ur post wont stop me from changin it to the next reigning style in two weeks time

by d way i wouldnt be surprised if u r wearing a wig,no be internet? anybody can just come here and claim good,whilst hiding behind d PC screen

abegiii make we hear word ojare,na ur type dey plait bob marley every week for hair

No wonder you seem so agitated. They did it to tight!!! Too bad!!!

So I am wearing a wig and also plaiting my hair bob marley style. O.K then, I'll wait till blood starts running back to your brain and scalp before taking what you say serious.

whatever90:
with the way u r going savannah,i wouldnt be surprised if u end up wt a heart attack

Have a heart attack when your the one destroying you body? No, I can try to help you see the way but you have to do the rest.

fayahsoul:
And to all you weave wearing perm loving[b] fake chicken heads running around here playing tug of war with your tongues[/b], i will have you know that this is not a game. This is serious business, so quit being a damn nuisance and go some place else with your self hating fake activities.

I won't rest until i destroy everything you fake sistas stand for.

This had me rolling. So true, the way Africans wear weave one would think they were trying to be chicken heads.

KarmaMod:
Got offended when I mentioned your typos despite the fact you were the one that started the whole "pointing out typos" business in this thread.

There's one.

Oh Lawdy here we go. I don't get offended by stuff like that. I thought it was funny. I think other people's typos are funny and so are mine. Its not a something that insults me if it were I would stop making fun of other people's typo so I would have a reason to defend mine. Now if me not getting offended for having a typo offended you or insulted you then am sorry!!
If you are insulted by the fact that weaves and perms are self hatred and bad, well then am not sorry

KarmaMod:
Actually i was referring to your PERSONAL insults.

Well sorry!! I didn't "insult" anyone that didn't initiate something and then got offended when they got a dose of their own medicine.

KarmaMod:
Obviously you're not aware of the millions that tanning beds and places make.

So you admit that tanning is unnatural but perming and weave is not?

KarmaMod:
svannah you are guilty of insulting people in proving your own *point*

So telling people about the truth of how perms with chemicals destroy your body (it has been proven, it has lye) and that weaves rip out hairlines and that wigs are just plain nasty is insuling. People that actually use insulting words are not insulting people. I have a point while some people rant and rave without facts.

Nigerians think that it is silly to talk about having colonial mentality or slavery mentality because they did not undergo slavery but some of us do whether we admit it or not.

How is song spelled in Igbo (is it egwu). If my sentence is egwu ndi Igbo is that the correct spellings.

okunoba:
Dear Oyinye,
we are meant to debate and make points that can trigger reason, no need to insult and abuse. We can disagree on issues that is normal but we don`t have to insult people because they have a different opinion. If one had a good solid point to make there will be no need for the abuse.
U mean to tell us that the majority of black people that don`t bleach their skin to be lighter and accept their natural skin color are insecure for doing so, they are trying to prove they are black by your reasoning. If we follow ur logic then we most all do artificial things to our physical being, like Micheal jackson, Pamela Anderson etc, to be considered a secured person. Insecurity stems from not being confortable with your being, so u try and change or disguise that part of u. But on the contrary, does that keep it real are confortable with their natural hair hence they see no reason to disguise or change it.
No one is imposing their opinion on others, we are all just debating and bringing our points across. If i think bleaching stems from effects of slavery and colonisation which makes us want to lookas close as possible§ like the slave/colonial master, does that make me a self hater, just because we thing natural hair is cooler than permed or fake hair doesn`t make one a self hater. How can u hate yourself when u are advocating being confortable with u. My blackness, my big lips, my long skinny legs, my kinky nappy hair all god given and I am happy and confortable with these physical being, that is what makes me. Again I repeat Lets be civil and refrain from abusive language.

It turns out that people without points insult others because they use tantrums and abuse to make their points sort of like some people with speech impendiments use their fists to make points. It's called the "if a caveman can do it" method.

Anyway your points are amazing, thank you!!

oladapsy:
i had my natural hair for two years much as i love the fact that it was fuller and healthier looking I must also admit that it was harder to maintain and style it also took like forever to tame it apart from the fact that my stylist charged me more and was forever complaining how time consuming it was.i do not have weaves too look Caucasian which is why i don,t see the point in bleaching as Caucasians also have weaves and perms but it is a necessity which i found i couldn,t do without once i started work i can spend all morning taming my wild hair for work the only alternative would be to wake up earlier but sue me for loving my beauty sleep

Oxygen is a necessity so is food and water. Wearing weave is never and will never be a necessity. You did not wear weave as a child therefore I doubt you absolutly need it.

WesleyanA:
Your "people who keep their hair natural are stupid and insecure" theory is very funny. I bet you're the kind that will perm and weave your child's hair right after the baby pops out of your stomach (yeah it's not uncommon to see less than 1 year old babies with perm to show how stupid some mothers are) since the word "natural" hurts your guts.
and I know we all do stupid things sometimes. It's ok

hair doesn't die. It is never a living property to begin with. But there is definitely such thing as "healthy" and "unhealthy hair" and you can tell from looking at it. do you need pics or what? I bet you don't wash your hair since you don't have a reason to keep it "healthy"
talk about Olodo.

Haha!!!!! Thank you for telling it.

Your an idiot for starting something as dumb as this. Stop wishing death on the guy cause he is so successful. No wonder people say most Nigerians have PhDs (People Holding _others Down)

adconline:
Nobody has ever mentioned the CORE reason why this fellow was begging to stay in UK- lack of opportunities in Nigeria.

Thank you. We pretend like the man was born yesterday. He must have given up on Nigeria for a reason. Nigeria men are so proud that for the man to result to that and make such a comment must mean something. . .

Why are people on here being ashamed of the ethnic talk. Nigeria is about ethnic. MOst if not all the problems in Nigeria is first ethnic and then religious. The way the Brits divided Nigeria makes not fundamental. . . hecks it makes no sense at all. Like I said before when people you don't think their lives are important are dying its easy to make moronic comments like why does everything have to be about tribe, ethnicity, the government is at fault here. O.K while that may be that the government are at fault the people being attack can retaliate on those attacking them and when a government personell steps in then they can worry about it. Um. . . the police officer that was killed is also a government official. Please think about that and stop embarrassing your self by boiling the Nigerian issue into simplified non arguments because you will embarrass yourself. If that is the only way you reason well be prepared to be called out for what you are.

Umm. . . when you said pastor I thought you were being serious. Then you further explicated that the pastor was a youtube pastor. Pay attention a youtube pastor angry with the president elect, Obama, then I knew it would be Manning opened the youtube thing and it was crazy lunatic Manning foaming at the mouth. THe man is a joke and no one pays attention to him except for those as confused if not more confused than he is. By the way his congregation are those 4 people standing behind him and they are always the same people with different outfits or a nasty wig to pretend that they are in church. I think this guy is into comedy but no one is laughing.

onyinye2:
Personally I pretty much expected such ridiculous out burst from Savannah being that the chic almost had a brain aneurysm when I spoke of how much better the US was in the Olympics compared to most countries. The child almost when suicidal on me, with her counterpart Idupaul.

On the serious note, I have never ever ever seen an Nigerian man esp and Igbo man so into hair like this fruity tooty Fayahsoul. I mean come on. Who gives two shits on how I do my hair. I can dye it blue one make the tip electric green and give two shits about any of yal's opinion cause I do my hair how i want it, whenever I want it. If I wanted your opinion I would have called you when i was doing it but thank Jehovah I didn't.

Like I give a damn about those stupid people who go natural. These are the same idiots who are so insecure with their identity that they feel they need to somehow "prove" to people that they are "Black" or "African". Like I give a damn if you are from Zimbabwe or dog gone Toronto. Hair is hair. It dies off and it regrows no matter how much "healthier" you think it is. Olodos.

Self haters are also people who feel so insecure about their decision that they try and impose their views upon another. Just so that they have another idiot to some how back they lame ass up cause they too stupid to stick up for themselves.

I know why don't we ask Queen Nubian Savannah to speak her language. But oh wait, miss All-natural can't. Ahhhhhhh. . . . .  too bad.

Wow didn't know you were holding an e-grudge about something that happened in August. So many more important things have occured since then and your still holding an e-grudge and writing a novel to state it. Am sorry your an American who wants to support the silly American attitude of wanting to be cocky even when it doesn't make sense. I on the other am not American and won't pretend.

I hope you didn't faint because for someone that don't give "two damns plus two three shts and a partridge in a pear tree" your the one ranting and raving about a thread that specifically states that what you are doing to your body is self hate. You know its true that why your acting so menopausal. Ohh before I forget thank you Naustradumbass for knowing whether or not I speak Igbo.

But on a serious note if you stop wearing those tight weaves that rip out your hairline or are you a glue on girl. . . anyways when you stop all those unnatural things you do to your body you will probably stop being wound so tightly. Your face probably looks like it will explode. . .quickly go take them off and appreciate yourself

PS. I didn't and wouldn't even have remembered you had you not mentioned Olympics.
tutti fruity (fruitty tooty) if you can't diss people without looking silly then don't try. I hope you respond before you go in a chemically induced comma from the lye in the perm you kill your scalp with.

princesa:
u want my opinion

G-unit is a group of dimwitted chauvinistic male
who has nothing up their sleeves except drugs, money, women, sex and partying
added to it is their lack of respect for women

Hahahahahaha so true.

A few centuries, decades and years ago when the Brits and others were going to other people's land and discovering no one asked them for visa.

fayahsoul:
University of toronto; the so-called harvard of the north.

How cool!!

KarmaMod:
Rofl. I see it still flew over your head

anyway keep up the protest

I think its hilarious when Nigerians or Africans or even people don't realize they have won something. I said good for you! You won!! A child may deviate from their parents beliefs, yes you are RIGHT! Since you have won that, now win the victory on your self. Stop self hating by putting those weave ons

KarmaMod:
what does this have to do with anything? "Pk dilemma" was just an example. Same way you have strict vegans who end up with children that are lovers of meat and hunt animals, that's my point.

Ohh well good for you!! It's hard to have vegan parents and grow up to eat meat. . .well probably not but I know that if you eat meat after not eating it for years you will more than likely get sick.

Well you can massage black scalp with natural black hair and its very relaxing.

KarmaMod:
No idea what this even means

PK- pastors kid. People tend to spend their time watching the pastor and especially his kids rather than seeking their own salvation. Too bad on the judgement day God will probably not query you on what the PK was up to into or was not doing. Too bad!!

WesleyanA:
LMAO I bet your black grandpa had fun running his hands through your black grandma's nappy hair back then when perms didn't really exist.
universal my nose
science of touch my neck

I totally disagree with your point of view but I have to say this had me cracking up. I almost fell off the chair.

whatever90:
ok,then go to other churches and preach d same gospel too

Churches aren't the only place to preach the gospel there are buses, person sitting beside on a plane etc etc Nairaland etc.

KarmaMod:
Let's hope so because you know even children of great pastors/reverneds are known to go the opposite way of their parents

Yeah people tend to say that "the pk dilema." Too bad most people that say that aren't angels themselves. Too bad!!

KarmaMod:


Instead for you to start naming the children she's going to have with agbayasoul, you're busy clapping

And they will all keep the lovely hair God blessed them with.

whatever90:
*claps for savanaha* kpa-kpa-kpa-kpa-kpa-kpa

but u know what?please save ur sermon for church on sunday

I already preached it and it got a good reception

whatever90:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahah here i was thinking savanaha is one intelligent and matured chic,now i know better,i think u should go start up from d kindergarten allover again
take a chill pill dear,its obvious u r d one getting all worked up over whatever90 who really does not give a "f" if u insult her or not

while u r taking d chill pill don't forget to get a life,and i mean ASAP

Woa woa, heeeha, no need to get all riled up and using "f." If you really don't care you probably shouldn't be "effing" and giving people the wrong impression. Well its perfectly o.k that you think or "have found out that Savanaha is not intelligent." When what you or your ID thinks matters I will quickly come and let you know. First of all I don't even know who you are in real life or even in Nairaland so just calm down and stop with the hissy fit. So I should go "get a life" really original. Should I also get lost, jump off a bridge, go to bed? what else do you want me to do, please prey tell. Ohh after I do all those things will it make you stop getting those weave on cause am telling you when they pull the hair too tight be people get irritated really quickly.

whatever90:
Stay with ur natural hair and leave the people wearing wigs and co alone

and don't forget to take a chill pill,because d rate at which u r going,u might end up wt a high blood pressure

+It s+eems like your the one that needs a chill pill before you pop a blood vessel. If people being honest about the damages of perms and weaves bother you that much then don't come to a board with the topic "Wigs, Weaves and Perms Symbolize Self Hate" simple. My body is healthy and my blood pressure is not worked out however yours might be on the level to explode because of the burns your head gets from the perms you put in it or the weave on is so tight and pulling your face back that everything irritates you. Sorry go natural and you will realize how good life can be plus you save money (what's in your wallet?)

asha 80:
This RedHotChic personality is a joke

best of all

onye_ngbu:
again no igbo man will conduct money making seminar that your are anxiously expecting,

thats because you can't learn anything from such things,

you can't learn it because its not in you,


its just like,  a goat cannot learn how to hunt an antelope,

it is not a goat thing to hunt an antelope!

don't you just get it?!!

RedHotChic:
Indians, aborigenes, chinese etc. Should I continue?

You can continue if you first explain what Indians, Aboringines and Chinese have to do with my point. PLease remember that the Indians got their Independence before most if not all African countries bc the Bristish holds them at a higher esteem than they hold us. Also the Brits divided Indian who had lived together. The Chinese got Independence way before Africa and the Australian Aborigenes are so marginalized that you bringing them up is somewhat of an insult. They are not even in the Australian government, all the crap they are endurnig is in no one progress. You really have no point