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I thought he was currently in his first term which is a failure. Why third when the first is not over? I don't get, first he was incapable due to sickness, then he died, arose from the dead, now he is aiming for a third term when the first is not over. Let's be like America, at the most two terms, then vamoos

bawomolo:
what culture favors women?

I think the western cultures, specifically the American culture favors women. THey can have as much sex say "promisc. girl" and no one looks down on the. The white men here tend to be so emotional. Black men on the other hand want an angel and then the opportunity to go out and find the devil to lay with.

Why is the argument being changed. Stop putting dangerous chemicals into your body and stop putting wigs and weaves on. Weaves actually break hair lines. End.

I was going to say something to the effect of your stupidity but many others have beat me to it.

lucabrasi:
@poster
why is your written english so atrocious?the answer to this will explain why african foods are smelly

tpia:
you still have time to modify this post the same way you did the other one.

tosinadeda:
Dumdass

Are you in America or Nigeria. If your in America then your email adress might have been given to the schools by your coucellor. If your in Nigeria I have no clue.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=199341.msg3138917#msg3138917 date=1227670771]I cannot guarantee that. . . . .Your words are being read by 1,000,000 web users.[/quote]Too bad!! I'll get over it, its one mishap of the multiple immaculate posts I have.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=199341.msg3138910#msg3138910 date=1227670103]Cheese n Rice!!!!
Shagging that involves the mouth?? U have a durrty mind.
"Chop" is EATING the forbidden fruit. Not MouthAction. [/quote]Ooops. Don't tell anybody I said that. They are both pretty close

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=199341.msg3138893#msg3138893 date=1227669473]Chop could be EAT, Embezzle and Shag. [/quote]I knew the eat part. The embezzle part technically makes sense since the song "I go chop your dollar" was alluding (stating rather than alluding) to that. The shag part I caught on to when you asked me if I really knew the meaning of chop. When I thought about chop in terms of shag I was thinking about an aspect of shaging that involves the mouth

gabrywyl:
hey, which section you guys often visit?

Politics and culture.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=199341.msg3138876#msg3138876 date=1227669294]Of course, chop is EAT!!!
It depends on what u EATING though. [/quote]I said that earlier.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=199341.msg3138869#msg3138869 date=1227669093]We want ur ass glued here [b]until your armpit hair reaches the ground and turn white [/b][/quote]hahahahahahahhahahha.

O.K so even Gabby agrees that chop is eat. Please pray tell me the other meaning of chop.

[quote author=*osisi link=topic=199341.msg3138854#msg3138854 date=1227668745]she thought Oluwakemi was Igbo[/quote]For a second. The Olu part was too Yoruba so I thought it was an Igbo dialect for Igbos living near Yorubas. Now the "I go chop" has always mean't eat. Eat can then mean eating anything.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=199341.msg3138853#msg3138853 date=1227668675]Are u sure u know what "chop" means??[/quote]I think I decipher. Well at first I was sure it was eat but now that you posit that question. Hmm

[quote author=*osisi link=topic=199341.msg3138847#msg3138847 date=1227668518]oya make you begin go
me sef,I wan go chop (I want to go and eat)
nice thread[/quote]
At this point am crying with laughter. Who are you tranlating for? If someone doesn't know what chop is they should not be on Nairaland this late

[quote author=*osisi link=topic=199341.msg3138836#msg3138836 date=1227668213]meanwhile gabby,Ikebe means butt in case you're wondering.[b][/b]
You may have that in your naija vocab already[/quote]Hahahaha . Nairalanders have me laughing like crazy.

[quote author=*osisi link=topic=199341.msg3138824#msg3138824 date=1227667880]let me teach you another one with amadioha
If someone is getting on ya nerves you can say.

May amadioha scatter that your coconut head,idiot![/quote]HAhahahahahhahaha

I too just learned something. A strong tool if I might add. I guess of all the thing to teach her this would be the best, Nigerians and there intent to annoy.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=199341.msg3138825#msg3138825 date=1227667911]Why else would any young woman w'anna learn pidgin English?
It's no rocket science. [/quote]I have friends at my school that want to learn both Pidgen and Igbo, well I guess not enough that they registered on a Nigerian site. So I guess it is love or some strong emotion cose to love.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=199341.msg3138811#msg3138811 date=1227667674]Thatz nice. . . . . . .I'm assuming ur partner is a Nigerian.[/quote]Hahahahaha. If I may why do you have such an assumption? Am pretty sure you assumed right but why exactly did you think that?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=199341.msg3138798#msg3138798 date=1227667452]This is getting interesting!!! Amadioha?? Sharp Sharp??
Are we sure gabrywyl is the chic typing all these??[/quote]I know, its like something from a movie. A Nollywood movie.

tpia:
lady, I'm not angry.

All I'm saying is you need to hook up with fayahsoul and study the number 69.

After all, he's preaching his gospel here and you're one of his first converts. In fact, I think you're his soulmate since you agree with him almost word for word, and the guy surely can't get any clearer about his feelings for you, than he already has. Not to mention you have the natural hair to match your dedication. Need I say more. The stars are in alignment and this is your lucky day.

Do you have a better idea how to connect with him than what I said?

I agree with him becasue what he says hold water. There is historical relevance to the fact that blacks do all these things to alter their black looks but never admit to the fact that they are doing it.

tpia:
what's wrong with the lady?

She looks okay imo.

She might not be stunning, but she's not ugly either.

Look at those nasty tupe matts and I bet you she thinks she is getting it. Looks like she cut off the horsetail and stitched back up her self and then threw it on her head. The race or rather the chase to be white. Wearing blue makeup and a rug, if only black women realized that black don't crack. Make up was made to hide flaws, most black women have flawless skin thus no need for make up.

[quote author=*osisi link=topic=199341.msg3138759#msg3138759 date=1227666587]Sayuron what's the meaning of Oluwakemi.
I know Oluwa is God[/quote]I think its hilarious that you used the word and didn't know the meaning. I kept analyzing the word and couldn't decipher it and thought it was some kind of Igbo I've never heard.

tpia:
yeah right.

69 has such a deep spiritual meaning.

Because I busted you out on that one, you're trying to play games here.

Why don't you and savahana have a long talk on the metaphysical implications of 69.  There's a lot of spiritual esoterism in that number, and you guys have fun during your meditations.


Since your hair is very natural with no white man's contaminants, you two should be better placed to appreciate the bountiful buzz that comes from studying that number. Good luck on your journey to greater enlightenment.

_{abeg make we hear word.}

snake eating tail ko, tail eating snake ni.

Who would ever think that trying to make people understand that torturing their bodies would bring such anger. I am telling you leaving your hair natural lets your body go through a healing process that makes you internally and externally happy. All those nasty chemicals, weaves and wigs of dead people hair is an abomination. Don't get angry at the truth, accept it, learn from it and practice it.

fayahsoul:
The queen is in da house,

The king has got ya back. Lets shock the people.

Thank you my brotha.

gabrywyl:
Wetin be Oluwakemi?

I was going to translate but am not sure its Igbo so I don't know. She shall enlighten us.

gabrywyl:
Una dey look too highly on me naa. . . I no sabi alot of things sha. Not yet at least

I've been on Nairaland since Summer of 2007 and I can't massacre pidgen half as you do. Tell me if you go to Nigeria, maybe I can come with and pretend I taught you meanwhile you probably speak it better than I do.

gabrywyl:
Wetin you mean?

Dang it. I knew my pidgin sucked. I was saying that your pidgin is off the hook.

Tolu Ade:
I need an urgent Advice please: I meet an American lady on one of these dating site over a year ago, and we've profess love to each other, now she's set to come to Nigeria for Marriage.i need advice on how to go by these and few questions:
1)will the purported marriage enhanced my migrating to the state if i wish?if yes how do i go by it? 2)how many days/months will she have to stay in Nigeria for her to be married to a Nigerian?
3)what and what document will i need to take to the us embassy after the marriage to facilitate my migration.and more

please i need Good and sound advice from nairalander

Your #1 question gave you and your silly intention away. Umm just so you know those marriages don't enhance nothing. Its like a balding pill it said to grow your hair but it never really does.

gabrywyl:
Mustay, u no fit hear? Ok go comot yourself here make me go check your ears and clean em for you like the way my momma do mine.

You are just killing this pidgin. Nawa oo I wish I dey kill am like that.

okunoba:
I don`t think most Nigerian women will care about wearing fake hair until we black men let them know how much we hate it and how we find the smell disquesting. That might still not help, we might have to recruit a pastor to convince them, by preaching how god spoke to him" to tell black women to stop disrespecting dead people by wearing their hair" Can any body find a pastor for this struggle. I forgot how the pastor was going to make money from the preaching. Church followers have to pay for prayers to remove the dead people`s curse on them.

I almost fell off my chair laughing. Tell 'em, the more people that say it they will probably realize how true it is. Honestly at this point this whole thing needs religious help and divine intervention. Even people here think that natural hair is disgusting and dirty, wow! The hate must be stopped some how.

nomanicole:
~i would never buy a pen when resuming but will go back with like 50 pens.
~would lift buckets from under bunks,take them out of the room,turn out the water into my buckets. go to watch in the morning,cursing and swearing with them.
~in my ss3, my set gals would go to the dining hall before time, eat and turn food into nylon bags and head for the hostel,leaving the owners of the table and the food hungry for a while before something is done.
~ always eager to hear when lesbians are caught,so i could join in beating them up esp my seniors
~smuggle in indomie,sardine,spices etc contrabands through the day students. soak and eat them when its soft.
~we had this very lazy maths mistress who was also our senior boarding mistress,she was so lazy she couldnt record our scores and time was actually going so i decided to help one day i went to see her because i was the acting house prefect,oh boy! see gbege, most of my friends didnt make up to 45 which was the cut off,so i assisted by increasing their marks for free,from 1st term,ah i became their heroine.
~so many little things i'd rem later

I hope non of your friends became teachers because they would probably be one of the ones that completely failed the fourth grade exam