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Romance › Re: Guys, This Should Be Your Mission To The Ladies by schumastic(m): 5:13pm On Jun 19, 2016
mission kor admission ni, do we look like tom cruise.
Romance › Re: Advice Needed: He Was Calling Another Lady's Name During Sex by schumastic(m): 5:13pm On Jun 19, 2016
who knows it might be the stress of the day or maybe you over did It
Romance › Re: My Wife Sudden Change Of Attitude - Need Your Candid Advice by schumastic(m): 12:38pm On Jun 19, 2016
Estharfabian:
I think she listened to Jennifer Lopez's hit song- I ain't your mama.




Lemme help with the lyrics-I Ain't gonna do your laundry, I ain't your mama.


PS--I think you imposed doing laundry on her. like You probably thought She's always gon be the one doing the laundry. You kept dumping clothes on her and she got pissed. it's tough love sweety. wink get THE fvcking machine or wash your clothes yourself.
Heavenly father, I know my list is still in your hand but pls just add this last one to it...don't make me come across such ladies like this or even think of dating or marrying one.thank you
Romance › Re: This Girl Is A Hottie Even On Low Cut (pic) by schumastic(m): 12:29pm On Jun 19, 2016
LuveU2:
So girls you can still look hot and feminine bald.
even on low cut, she still looks this stunning..I cherish ladies who look beautiful more on low cut cus it takes a lot of courage for a lady to cut her hair, aside the hair the body shape is still intact.
Romance › Re: She Is Angry Because I Said This..... by schumastic(m): 11:38pm On Jun 18, 2016
op is obvious you don't v other things to worry yourself about because if you do, you will know this is nit an issue..hve you not years of the word "DramaQueen"
Romance › Re: This Latino Guy Chasing Me From Peru by schumastic(m): 11:35pm On Jun 18, 2016
onila:
he is so sexy

his father is from Peru, his mother is italian

he has long hair and he shaved one side of his hair making him look like a native american

he asked me out few months ago, i ignored him
recently I saw him downstairs
and the spark came, when I noticed his latino swagger

these latino guys are hot mehn
so I should tear my last pant because someone is chasing you..
Romance › Re: Gbam. Nairaland Most Handsome by schumastic(m): 11:27pm On Jun 18, 2016
Jamean:
Na wa! Nothing wey we no go see for here lipsrsealed
is alarming and is you ladies that are causing this...if not I don't see why they will be creating threads to seek attention..just reply their pm so they can stop creating threads like this
Romance › Re: Meet The Cutest Nairalander(edoboy) PHOTOS by schumastic(m): 10:56pm On Jun 18, 2016
SSAINTSAMURAI:
why do u think so? so u mean if i upload my recent pictures, you will argue i stole them from the net.
Truely some have eyes but can't see, look at the three pix very well but most especially the second, can you see the tatto in the chest?
Romance › Re: Now Trending.... by schumastic(m): 10:53pm On Jun 18, 2016
can someone do the needful and wake up those ejima sleeping.

seriously the guys that cultivated this land are very wicked, Haba they even went away with the soil..Chia there s God o
Family › Re: What Can A Woman Gain From Being Friends With A Married Man? by schumastic(m): 10:45pm On Jun 18, 2016
you can gain wisdom
Romance › Re: Are There Really Good And Honorable Men As These. Screenshot Pic. by schumastic(m): 10:25pm On Jun 18, 2016
I have just three things to say.

1.if you believe that cooked up story then you might as well believe naira will equal dollar one day.
2.if the story is true which I doubt, then that guy is the last edition of good guys.
3.I can bet my one cup of garri n say that guy s impotent, why did he invite her to his house in the first place when he can send the money to her...

finally real guys will do the needful so far the feeling is mutual
Romance › Re: Wooing(toasting) Gone Bad -if Only Money Could Buy by schumastic(m): 7:37am On Jun 18, 2016
Trina0936:
Hahhaaahahaaa! Clap for yourself! So you are now a ghost? Just cause I used kevin hart's gif am now a man. Lol. grin
yup yup you are...if u like put trinasha I won't believe u *tongue out*...better sleep cus is 5:24am according to your time
Romance › Re: Wooing(toasting) Gone Bad -if Only Money Could Buy by schumastic(m): 10:56pm On Jun 17, 2016
Trina0936:
If I hear am undecided
https://gifsec.com/wp-content/uploads/GIF/2014/03/Kevin-Hart-Really-GIF.gif?gs=a
u don hear am finish..by the way when u r done hiding as a girl behind that moniker le me know..lol
Romance › Re: Wooing(toasting) Gone Bad -if Only Money Could Buy by schumastic(m):
Trina0936:
But you are still from Owerri grin
e no pain me grin grin grin

Romance › Re: When Your BAE Is A Cheater. by schumastic(m): 6:53pm On Jun 17, 2016
ForeverYoung197:
After giving him everything he wants and everything he needs. Even wearing a sexy lingerie to make him feel comfortable eating that cake. But, while snapping a picture, you caught him busy texting his side chick angry

Your boy friend is a hoe, boo.
who told you he is texting his side chick as a matter of fact you might be the side chick tongue tongue...girls will just be concluding anyhow this days undecided
Romance › Re: Wooing(toasting) Gone Bad -if Only Money Could Buy by schumastic(m): 6:29pm On Jun 17, 2016
Trina0936:
Don't hate the player,hate the game tongue
Gullible fella grin
so if they call players now you will come out grin grin i pity you
Romance › Re: Wooing(toasting) Gone Bad -if Only Money Could Buy by schumastic(m): 6:28pm On Jun 17, 2016
KINGPINE:
A typical owerri man will sit at home and expect handouts ... If you don't give them you become an enemy ... They will now employ diabolical means to get even ...

A typical owerri man will wait for his wife to bring money so he will go and drink with his friends ..

I live in owerri ... I know this ..
if you live in owerri and you know this, then you are lazy as well tongue tongue..mind you i don't live there tongue
Romance › Re: Wooing(toasting) Gone Bad -if Only Money Could Buy by schumastic(m): 6:05pm On Jun 17, 2016
Trina0936:
Very lazy man tongue
very deceitful woman n see your head grin grin tongue
Romance › Re: Wooing(toasting) Gone Bad -if Only Money Could Buy by schumastic(m): 3:40pm On Jun 17, 2016
Trina0936:
Oh you are from Owerri,hmmm no wonder! I'd rather be smart than lazy! And yes all the owerri ppl I know are very lousy! Dont quote me again! grin
glad you know now. we are not lousy nor lazy am sure you know that tongue tongue
Romance › Re: Wooing(toasting) Gone Bad -if Only Money Could Buy by schumastic(m): 3:01pm On Jun 17, 2016
Trina0936:
That saying is stale and silly because logically only a fool would let a snake bite him and kill someone else who prolly is physically harmless!
I must quote you because it's glaringly clear that you are so gullible! I wonder what that friend of yours did to you! undecided Why are you so pained that you have to generalize?? Only bigots do that!
I can see you v a problem when it has to do with you comprehending a statement, if you read through most of my comments you will notice I kept emphasizing about the deceitful act..2 my friend s still my closest friend but he still has the attitude n I v other mbaise friends as well that have the same attitude..3 v not met any that proved me wrong..finally am not pained is not my name or place that's been tarnished even though am from oweeri as well..don't quote me thanks
Romance › Re: Wooing(toasting) Gone Bad -if Only Money Could Buy by schumastic(m): 12:58pm On Jun 17, 2016
Trina0936:
Whose fault is it that Mbaise people are smarter than others? How does having a higher intelligence quotient(IQ) equates to 'bad'? Pls dont blame them rather your self for being gullible! Kindly dont quote me again! Thankyou
undecided
please don't confuse a person that is ''deceitful'' for smart or high IQ..secondly is not about being gullible or not.. am pretty sure you must have heard this statement sang in an igbo song by one of your town person ''If you see an Mbaise person and a snake, you should kill the Mbaise person and leave the snake''.. after releasing the track your people had to criticise him for exposing your kind..pls don't quote me again and tell your people to change cus is not speaking good of them..
Romance › Re: Wooing(toasting) Gone Bad -if Only Money Could Buy by schumastic(m): 11:48am On Jun 17, 2016
Trina0936:
k
To gullible peeps like yourself,hell YES! grin
you wish, keep being proud of something that's not good undecided undecided
Romance › Re: Craziest Naija thinking by schumastic(m): 11:47am On Jun 17, 2016
Triczchic:
Were u d white guy? undecided
no am his cousin grin
Romance › Re: Hilarious Ecounters Of Two Womanizers. . . by schumastic(m): 10:39am On Jun 17, 2016
lmao
Romance › Re: Craziest Naija thinking by schumastic(m): 8:24am On Jun 17, 2016
Triczchic:
That No.1 is true..especially if its a white man and a naija babe! Next thing they will say is she is a prostitute. grin
seems u have fallen victim to this
Romance › Re: The Night My Husband Sex Me Raw by schumastic(m): 8:14am On Jun 17, 2016
op is like your nights are always awesome cus you put this every morning..anyway na for married couples lol
Romance › Re: R by schumastic(m): 8:11am On Jun 17, 2016
tribalwarlord:
What kind of guy would always want his girlfriend to suck his prickk and requests for sex anytime he feels like it
just take a look at all your threads including this n thank me later when you notice what I have noticed.
Romance › Re: I Have A Crush On My Friend's Girlfriend (Advice Needed) by schumastic(m): 8:02am On Jun 17, 2016
PreciousRahl:
Good day Nairalanders smiley

*clears throat* smiley

So I have this friend who has this 'cute" girlfriend. Anyways, he got arrested for a crime he did not commit and while in Cell, I was the only one among his friends who would go and visit him and come back to give her updates about his welfare.

I would keep her company to lift up her spirit and gradually I found out we were becoming closer in a platonic sense tho. But recently I found myself falling for her , almost told her one day I became '"High". I called her and was about spilling my feelings , thankfully I got control over myself, kept quiet for more than a minute, she called back a couple of times and I couldn't bring myself to pick up. We saw the next day and she kept asking me what happened, but I just told her an absurd story cheesy ...


Anyways I remember a day me and my said friend got .. high before the arrest incident and went to visit her and she asked me if I have a secret crush on her, I just smiled, blushed and said nothing cheesy .


By the way my friend has been released and I still have these "feelings" for his girlfriend.... What do I do?


Advice needed... Thanks in advance cheesy
see them "ASSISTANT BF".you better go and find your own lady and crush the life out of her with love n leave your friend gf alone..girls full everywhere n this one is taken..infact give me your friend number let me tell hima descendant of judas Iscariot is his friend.
Romance › Re: Wooing(toasting) Gone Bad -if Only Money Could Buy by schumastic(m): 7:57am On Jun 17, 2016
obiekunie1:
[size=14pt]see mba5 girl and formatting! grin

all this drama na to prove to one aba wealthy warrior wey she wish to place her stake on that she is different from other girls! cheesy cheesy


she is trying to make him believe that those with range rovers are routing for her and she is putting them on hold so he should do quick and propose to her! cheesy cheesy


if you are in doubt ask yourself - why did she post the conversation on facebook? to what purpose or goal does she wants to achieve??

is she trying to tell us that all the guys that toasted her she equally publish it on facebook??

is she telling us that at 27 she is still a virgin or haven't dated or fuked any guy?

if i hear say Mbaise girl snub a guy with range-rover! if the man like make him wowo pass obasanjo mbaise girls can never say no to range, highlander and landcruiser! if in doubt visit imo or abia with any of these cars and u will be overwhelmed!





girls and formatting are like 5 and 6 they are always close to each other! cheesy cheesy grin[/size]
my brother is the same thing i said that made one of there brother attacked me here as if am lying..that dayo need to check himself cus is not possible an mbaise girl will reject him with all what he has, no way.something is wrong somewhere
Romance › Re: The Most Painful Way Of Breaking Up, Share Your Experience Here by schumastic(m): 7:52am On Jun 17, 2016
mizzkweenbee:
Ok sir, or u pray for me yourself
lol yes ma I will but seriously that guy has a problem n s not ordinary..I only wonder why you are still waiting instead of moving on, you don't need such person.just imagine u get married today, it simply means he can work out of the marriage with no reason n u won't hear from him n to make matters worse, u r now heavy by then..my dear the signs to let go like you dp is much but if you still want to hold on then good luck
Romance › Re: Wooing(toasting) Gone Bad -if Only Money Could Buy by schumastic(m): 7:49am On Jun 17, 2016
Trina0936:
Some silly guys here like that Dayo won't still believe that good and decent ladies like her exists but I am proudly one! grin
Yoruba men too like sex that one na fact! So if the Dayo guy has been asking her for 8 Months I won't be surprised! The lady prolly is independent and has a job or business and is not just romantically attracted to Dayo! Simple and short!
BTW a bu kwa m Ada Mbaise! We are very industrious! cheesy
n cunning as well.

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