₦airaland Forum

itsJude:
she dey form good man lol

Like say if banky was broke she for see the good in him

Nonsense fowl , me and una knw say the marriage go end b4 buhari leaves office



We have seen ur type b4 , na so e dey start the end be like the beginning

Roland17:
I started out at 5pm and I was not done until 11pm. Bulk cooking takes a lot of time, however, there is satisfaction gained from knowing food is readily available. I am not much of a junk/ restaurant eater.

The combination of corn, spinach, beans and plantain is unbelievable, and yes, I used red oil.

Thanks

ihatesycophant:
Someone said if you weren't in Minna yesterday for IBB's daughter's wedding, you are just a tenant in Nigeria.
The landlords gathered to wine and dine.
Someone complained about the number of private jets flown into the city yesterday as the Abuja-Minna road isn't motorable. Another one argued it doesn't matter. It was a class thing and it is rare seeing a JSS1 boy play ludo with someone writing UTME.
Someone also wondered why suicide bombers ignored these enemies of Nigeria and decided to attack University of Maiduguri, a citadel of learning where dreams are being built and nurtured.
Someone somewhere close to the wedding venue said he strained his eyes looking for the leaking PDP umbrella and the tiny APC broom yesterday and had to go home disappointed when he saw all of them hugging and smiling without talking about their parties.
Someone faraway in Abeokuta decided to analyze their sitting positions and nearly ended up in the hospital. His blood pressure rose.
Another one, a popular PDP apologist in Enugu, broke down in tears yesterday. He saw 'Bola Tinubu, the man behind his hero's political and electoral fate who still lambasted him days ago in Lagos, seated beside Goodluck Jonathan smiling sheepishly to the cameras.
Someone, an unrepentant APC loyalist, saw Ali Modu Sheriff and Ahmed Markafi stand together. He had always prayed for the total collapse of PDP. He couldn't eat yesternight anyway.
Someone watched Channels Television news and saw Governor Ganduje and his sworn enemy Kwankwaso seated inches apart. He is still praying to God to wake him from his nightmare.
Another one made sure he followed the news on radio waiting for any divisive religious matter to be raised only to hear voices of Bukola Saraki, a muslim, and Yakubu Dogara, a christian, screaming for those expensive wines. He is still changing stations with hopes.
Someone checked online media outlets yesternight and saw pictures of Yorubas, Hausas, Fulanis, Igbos all under one roof with their different tribal wears. There
I HOPE U ARE HAVING A LOVELY WEEKEND.

salford:
I didnt say there are no jobs over here. Just letting you know the jobs are also not easy to come by. Even the so called survival jobs would still not be handed to you on a platter of gold e.g cleaning or hotel bed laying jobs. Employers would ask you for years of experience in cleaning/operation of buffing machine or bed laying.

I stayed cos i was determined. Alot of Nigerians arrived Canada/UK around the same time i arrived, and returned home cos they couldnt bear the hardship/difficulty...
You are suprised..yes, lots of nigerians and other foreign nationals return to their home countries every year when they realised abroad is not eldorado and they were better off at home......

I Suffered for some years and eventually broke even. I am glad that i slugged it out...I stayed back cos of my kids...atleast my children would have excellent education, good healthcare, good stndard of living e.t.c they would not have had access to in Nigeria. They would also find it much easier than i did when i moved here.

CFCman:
My breakfast

Chelseafan1:
Be like say una abroad wan hard too o. So If I can make 500k per month in naija, live in a nice environment in IB where food is cheap, have my car nd house, correct inverter dt affords me power 24/7 with correct borehole, I might be better off than those living abroad.

Protein0:
With the recent increase in trust in some Chinese brands, especially
Hints:

4. Having known the price from your chosen seller, proceed to payment. Due to $100/card monthly limit on Nigeria issued cards for now. You'll need cards depending on your order value. Let me add here that only Gtbank master and access bank Visa cards work effectively at 320 and 325/$ respectively. I learnt uba also works for the first few minutes of the day.
On ur AliExpress Mobile app, click on the dashboard. Click "my account"> "my AliExpress pocket"> click the badge above the "available balance".
Select lower $ denominations and click buy to pay with your card. Remember $100/card/month. Turn on alipocket at the check out page to have your alipocket balance deducted from your total order value
If your order is below $100, you can click on "buy now" to pay directly with your card BUT I won't advise you to do this because your order might be cancelled and refund will be cumbersome. ALWAYS PAY FROM ALIEXPRESS POCKET.
5. This write up will be incomplete without discussing APPEAL. for security of transactions, you may be asked to upload some documents to show you acquire the cards you want to pay with legally. This is what is called appeal. So, for every card you plan to use, get the appeal documents ready. They're picture of the front view of that card (only the first 6 and last 4 digits are needed to be revealed. Block the rest) and the account statement of the account linked to that card. You can use a screenshot of an e-alert. The above will be in addition to the pix of a govt issued ID card of the AliExpress account owner. Appeal typically takes 1-3 business days if done well.

It's high time we stopped paying huge for some branded craps. Look beyond!
Peace.

CFCman:
From clocking-in, you'll graduate to a salaried position.
Even if you work a minimum wage job (full time) you will still be able to eat 4 square meals, eat at a buffet, and get a decent used car.
But, when it comes to housing, you may only be able to rent a room.

Toppytek:
Schwartz lets say I make $100,000 per annum.. depending on the area I reside.. can I still be left with at least $50,000 after all the deductions for rent.. tax.. and other expenses?

samuelkingz:
@ Franknetter I just use head calculate Your monthly alawee.. that's like $3k on average.. umunnem that's 1.5 million naira oh... chai jisos..... keep It up...@cfcman... thinking of being a paralegal in the states... how good is the profession.. it's average pay and demand.. hope to hear From you soon

wizzywisdom:
As everyone rejected the "lost but found" $43m ikoyi house money, I have decide to claimed it. The money is mind, I misplaced it in that apartment!!!

fuckyoumhen:
who owns the flat where the money was found?

Cindino20:
Bros just for curiosity...how can someone who is legally married in country A to wife A file for marriage reunion for wife B to come to country A....

Hw is this remotely possible?

Will this not amount to Bigamy?

I await ur response.

AFAIK..this is nt possible and ur claim seems like a fairy tale.

NB: Marriage is diff from "baby mama and baby dada".

Cindino20:
Bros just for curiosity...how can someone who is legally married in country A to wife A file for marriage reunion for wife B to come to country A....

Hw is this remotely possible?

Will this not amount to Bigamy?

I await ur response.

AFAIK..this is nt possible and ur claim seems like a fairy tale.

NB: Marriage is diff from "baby mama and baby dada".

ogaibe1:
Big lie, if they cant live with their husbands who is taking care of them. Whose house are they living in, you just want to put salt and pepper into this thread

sHOTdownHawk:
There is a site that publishes weekly reports on deportation. UK wants to deport 90,000 nigerians by the end of the year. Germany its 12,000 and Italy about 20,000 yearly for the next three yrs.

Apart from somalians and eritreans who are given asylum/refugee status, and commit far worse crimes than other africans except angolans.

EppPliss:
Just received an alert

ayesco202:
You are right sir. It really takes a lot of maturity and a sense of forgiveness. I seem to have this malicious character I exhibit whenever someone offends or hurts me. Though, deep within me, I still care but I just distance myself and this has become a part of me. I reunited with one this evening on whatApp and I think it is cool. I've really learnt something worthwhile from you sir. I'm sorry about the demise of your wife. Thank you very much.

oluitele:
Life has taught me that everything is Vanity upon Vanity
We are all Debtors..............
The owner of the Soul shall get it back soon
The body is nothing but sand,surely it's going back to the owner after the soul is no more.....
It shall be well with us

bonjovi12:
Got married in 2011.No children.
Doctors have diagonised medical issues with me.Wifey h
Have done procedures except IVF until a couple of years back.Spent money.
We decided to use money to do other things and just trust God to come through.
I'm not a saint.I.try for God.Bless people and do service.
Prayers have revealed we would have kids.We have both had dreams about having our kids.
Today I'm just down. Depressed. Wish I had enough dough so i can risk doing enough IVF to give us our children but worried about squandering my lil savings and not get desired results.
I need help.Pastors have ripped us off.Most of them wanted or wants something in return.
Just pray God can just do it and now too.
es cos of my sins,I am still hopeful.

olujastro:
Wanderlustian, great thread I must say!

I love adventures as well and I'm planning a Euro trip this summer. I haven't done this before. I first got inspired to do this several years ago during my bachelors programme in Nigeria after watching the movie "Euro Trip". Now with your audacious step, I long for this more.
Could have taken a vacation for it while working in Nigeria but I was getting tired of things there and decided to put my money together for a masters degree in Europe, and from there embark on my adventurous trip.

I'm looking at spending at least 1 day in say 7 countries but not more than 10 days for the entire trip. From the little mapping I did this morning I managed to come up with a tentative route. From Norway where I reside, fly to Amsterdam(Netherlands), train to Brussels(Belgium), to Paris(France), to Stuttgart(Germany), to Zurich(Switzerland), to Milan(Italy), and fly from Milan finally back to Norway.

My budget for the entire trip is around 500 Euros. I hope that will be sufficient to cover all expenses?
From your experience, train will be my best option to quickly touch all these places in a short time.

I hope my friend here decides to join me on this cos it looks like you wouldn't have enjoyed your trip without your baby's company.
Chao!

9jakohai:
The Germans also pay taxes at very very high rates.....which is used to fund their hospitals well.

If we had our taxes raised to the level the Germans pay....there would be riots on the streets...and people calling the govt wicked.

femo86:
40k = 95.2euros per month

70k = 166euros per month

120k = 285euros per month

Mehnnnnnn...... it is well


Even if na 200k i.e 476euros....oga gan oo

skypeme:
I think I made a mistake getting married to someone who is still schooling, I should have married a working class lady