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bobowaja:
Actually, if you adhered to your own advise you won't be here because you would be checking your mails and portal. You won't be checking nairaland for updates. You won't know the posts are unnecessary if you are not reading the useless information

This ur post go even add more to the unnecessary pages wey angered u sef.

The joke is on u bro.

Jarus:
This is not correct. 100% sure that as at Thursday last week, no notification had been sent.

Skudi:
Some guys are funny oo,you never see APL you dey ask for next stage after successful notification. Make u na take am easy oo

BenFlash:
Fact!

...but let us just imagine a scenario where this info does not materialise in 2 weeks after all these hypes. Someone should just paint a verbal picture of the 'Armageddon' that will follow suit for me.

inrainbows:
exactly. I don't come here with any sauce or lies like some who don't care about people's feelings come here to do. I just tell people to be wiser with their ways they see these things. Now this danwani and rotemens have raised people's hopes potentially falsely. To what end oh? wakeup

hooha:
This NNPC recruitment is alive spiritually and physically... This recruitment can never die!! It is a die-less recruitment, and it must align to divine timing and divine speed.

All the whole glory and honour to Jesus Christ the Lord of lords.

Nnpccourtcase:
Now I began to believe what those we refer as negative minds are saying in this thread.

Those I criticized should please forgive me as I begin to loss hope on the whole process.

Nnpccourtcase:
I heard similar information yesterday but don't want share it here because is heartbreaking.

I was unable to sleep well yesterday due to that.

I'm still hopeful because I couldn't allow myself believe what I heard.

afoo66:
Hello guys,

How is your weekend going

This is my first comment on this trend
I just think it's necessary I do some post since most of us are still depending on this APL of a thing

I think we should do more investigation, because from what I heard from a very reliable person.

He said the recruitment has already been done, and they are already working now, even with his post in the company he wasn't able to get his children in.

He said most of the recruite are people who didn't even take any test not to talk of interview.

I am not saying he is entirely true, I am just saying we should do some more digging. So as to be able to move on and know the next step in life

I mean no offense and I am not asking for any insult guys. We are all local man

Have a nice day

Topccy007z:
Oga mind your business. No one mentioned you..

NwanyiOkpa:
Good news!! Good news!!!! Good news!!!!!!!!!!

Topccy007z:
Dick-head! You carry am for head like gala. You be the mod?

8legends:
Good day guys, I’ve been silent for a while.


Be on the lookout for 14th of Jan. Don’t be caught off guard.

I don’t have to prove anything to anyone. I ain’t joking around.

Joeboy88:
Good morning hopefuls...I woke up these morning with a heart full of joy because finally, am seeing light @ the end of the tunnel. To everyone that has contributed to these thread thru' their various sources, it has all been true just that circumstances keep popping up and keep changing our course but these time around, I smell apl coming real fast & jubilation will be everywhere.....To God be the glory.

number5:
Being a member of this thread from inception made my mind wonder around the pages. As the official Historian of the almost now defunct AOLMAW, and for the sole purpose of comic relief, i present to you, the various categories of sources/sauces we've had, have and will have in this prestigious thread.

NB*: i will not be mentioning examples of some sensitive types as i wouldn't want to be lynched by some Grupo's in the towers.

1.SWEET SAUCES: they know the exact news that everyone connected to the recruitment wants to hear(closure) and thus, they get information from God knows were and add a title source(e.g COO, IT guy, GMD's Son, tower cleaner, tower dustbin man etc) to garnish the taste in the hearts of respective audience. E.g see NB* above

2. UNRIPE SAUCE:They know or claim to know so many things about the underground processes involved in selection of candidates such as highest scorers, selection criteria, why the will disqualify people with kwashiokor during medicals etc, but they can not tell you anything tangible about when APL will show or why it is delayed e.g cliffwoods, flowwolf09,Urbanist, tonyhopkins, C12112 etc

3. HERBAL SAUCE:They give info concerning date of APL release with such aggression and assurance that triggers the community of local men and women, only for you to find out that its from their dream or vision or intuition e.g Gbyms, lordlight etc

4. BURNT SAUCES they give release date of APL as quoted by their 'sure sauce' who is in charge of the 'list' they are never radical about it though, are always matured in their dispensation. One key attribute about them however is that they always say 'this is their last post' but always return with another date when the original one fails.. They are the most liked sourceres by the AOLMAW and are the one's keeping this thread going e.g scobyy2007, Easymoneysniper, napoleon etc

5. BITTERSWEET SAUCES :You always know their info is a PURE LIE but because its what everyone wants to hear, everbody aside the grupo's keep pampering them...its the stage you pass through before you fall into the 'burnt sauce' category e.g check NB* above

6. SALTY SAUCE :They always claim to or act as if they have one seriously sure source from untop the gmd's office, They hardly ever drop any info here as regarding the APL release date but are always very quick to throw subtle jibes or sheepishly discredit other peoples info e.g local pumpingson woman , larride, flowolf09, etc

7. SOURED SAUCE :You hardly ever know if they have any source at all, they have had several frustrations and disappointment with the Nigeria system of recruitment and so they always doubt if anything good can come in the form of recruitment...these ones, even when they bring goodnews about APL, dey add badnews inside to make sure we are not overly excited. e.g Orijinofkalu, etc

8. TASTELESS SAUCE :All their sauce always come with a condition,barring any last minuite change , once you see them, run for your life, na dem

9. RAW SAUCE :this ones have somebody somewhere who knows a gateman in an NNPC filling station somewere in katampe who is giving dem info, they dont care about the outcome of the recruitment weda they get APL or not, they are most interested and excited in giving us info, so they give it to us the way it comes, dey dont even listen to d info themselves, they just foward it as their sauce sent it and they always attach evidence.. This group can never be triggered as they get maximum satisfaction in getting the previledge to give us sauce info.. e.g, 1000airplanes

10. CREAMY SAUCE :Anything that doesn't concern olajengbesi is not their business, they like to talk about court case so much, they always provoke Teaser4 to rain down the curses

10. DEADLY SAUCE :This one's dont like goodnews at all, whenever they call their source, they are like "uncle, have they finally cancelled the recruitment? When will they announce the cancellation? e.g check NB* above


11. ACIDIC SAUCE :oh lawd in short, ademmy, muham3dd etc

12. SUCCULENT SAUCE :They always behave like a robot, you can predict their next post even as you are reading this now, they are the spirikoko pipu with mfm written allover their forehead, take a minuite to imagin they are your office mate in the towers E.g Naijatruthooha

13. SPICY SAUCE :They dont talk much, you don't need evidences to know that either they work in the towers or have strong connect in the towers, who give them the most accurate info known to anyone in the towers aside the gmd and human resource e.g panalyst, cavalier

14. DIRTY SAUCE :This ones actually have some info from their source but are always asking us to help them confirm if the info is true, or they use a comical way to relay their info to us so as to avoid being tackled. e.g ladyjane

15. SAUSAGE SAUCE :These ones know exactly whats going on with the recruitment, but ain't dropping any info. They come here often to confirm their info and for comic relief. They are just waiting for the appointed time, some of them secretly wish it to delay small for their own selfish reasons.

Eggovic:
Hahahahahahahahaha
40 years for graduate trainee position.

dave00733:
That an individual decides to accept or reject someone's TRUTH on this thread is simply his / her choice. Let them be!! But in your efforts to negate or accept someone else's TRUTH,you then decide to be authoritative in your claims(which of course is not verified), then there's an error in your reasoning.

Powersurge:
Wait ooo is @balher the same standard deviation guy a.k.a wedding correspondent, a.k.a babaringa photographer?



If so, pls try to update the house when Kyari"s daughter-in-law conceives. I really appreciate the legitimacy of your source all these times. Please don't be discouraged in posting the pictures. God bless you.

muhamm3d:
I told yall but yall hauled different kind of insults my way. Some even said I might even be a fake lawyer cos court cases don't mean anything. See, looks like it matters afterall. Some even said I'm negative energy cos nothing will change d APL as it is signed sealed and delivered. Where is the FC Napoli today. He has his likes and he sold yall dreams. Some even said we peddled lies cos we are contract staff, hell, some said we are haters as we are looking to get in as we are beyond the age while others were already discussing pension administrators. Mehnn, I can go on forever. How do you feel now. We told you they will hijack this thing but some of you said na lie that we are just haters cos we didn't get invited to the interview. Where are those that sold you positive news today. Guess what they will move to other threads and you will still believe them again and again. We must have sense by force sha. In life, don't always think people that tell you that other thing you want to hear are haters. Truth is they might actually be the people who like you d most. Some of you here were so careless that if one of those 'positive' story tellers had demanded for cash to get u a fake peep into d nnpc list some would have parted with their cash, that was how careless some of you were. In life nothing is certain. Like I will keep saying APL will come that's if there is anything at all to share after all their children and gfs finish getting all d slots. It's sad but it's d reality of our fucking country. No one hates you for getting an interview call

Joshualee:
Boring ad

Grupo:
Tease me, tease me until I lose control.

Macgyver1:
I remember scoobyy2007 once mentioned that documentation will be done online...

DezZed:
Pls let's stop populating this thread with irrelevant news and unnecessary "savage" attacks against perceived negative comments. Move on if you don't like the comment. Not every comment deserves a response.

moogoogaipan:
I use Leadway... IMHO, they're the best.
They offer annuity too...

Whatever you do, runaway from ARM

my opinion doh

Andre92:
Not true about the pension account. From what I knw, NNPC has its own pension scheme which covers both NNPC and DPR staff.

Napolitano2012:
More details....

Now this is not a personal prediction or whatever, just gave the info as soon as I got it... It could materialise or not.. But dats not on me, so if anyone is saying I shouldn't pass the info becos nobody is 100% sure whether it's true or not, dats the person's business not mine...

. So if you follow my previous posts, I mentioned earlier that my boss here at Seplat Petroleum where I work has a nephew who also applied for GT and is among the hopefuls for this recruitment, so he (has connections to the Towers), that period when the rumour of cancellation got to a boiling point and I rushed to him, I told u all here he immediately put a call through to an immediate past COO who was his close friend who debunked the rumour, now that same time, the former COO sent him (my boss) the contact of a current human resource personnel at the towers and since then, the HR officer (a woman) has been updating him ever since. So this evening she called my boss to inform him that they had a big event today (NNPCQUIZ2019) that attracted huge dignitaries like dangote and governors, and after the event, the GMD had a very brief meeting with the HR and ICT departments and gave them the go ahead to start working on the documents needed to notify the successful candidates.. She also said they would start the process tomorrow Friday and hopefully BTW Monday 25th and 27th depending on the speed of things and how fast they can arrange the documents Because they are working on over a thousand applicants (GT & EH combined) notifications might start being disbursed. To add, My boss asked if she could check if his Nephews name was among,.. She declined saying it would be very risky to do that, that the names are shared amongst various officers, and one officer can only work on the letter of maybe 10 applicants, this way, they can't know everybody.. So that's it... I'm hoping it happens as I have heard this evening... Fingers crossed..

DarkShades:
What if there was a conscious effort to pull traffic to the site using the NNPC thread ?!

raydatluvs:
You should be able to type the name of school in that space, like I typed 'university of' before I finished typing Lagos, it showed up