Johnbullthe3rd:
Small nyash the shake rigorously.
The person wey make this list been Dey smoke Colorado 5 minutes ago.

The mod wey push to front page they on steady supply of weed.

If you believe this list, you can as well believe I own Pluto and Jupiter, currently selling these planets for 2k each.


NB
Don’t get me wrong, lagos is doing very well for it self and for Nigeria too. Telling me lagos beats Miami and Dubai in a “best city ranking” is an insult to our intelligence.


Is it the Lagos in Nigeria or the Lagos in Portugal??

Forget colo and weed, and focus on heroin. That’s the stuff of the drug lord in Aso Rock.

Racoon:
Festus Keyamo Defends Tinubu From Drug Trafficking, Says Tinubu Mistakenly Shared Flats With Drug Lords

The Minister of State for Labour and Employment, Mr Festus Keyamo, has distanced the All Progressive Congress presidential candidata, Bola Tinubu, from being a drug baron who was involved in the traffic of narcotics in the United States.

Keyamo, who also doubles as APC Presidential Campaign spokesperson, noted that the former governor of Lagos State only shared a block of flat with drug barons about 30 years ago in the US.

His reaction is coming following documents of a Chicago District Court indicting and convicting Tinubu of drug dealings and money laundering in 1993.

The document which emerged online two days ago, described APC standard-bearer as a drug baron, adding that Tinubu entered a plea bargain, leading to the forfeiture of his assets to US authorities in 1993

It was also pointed out that Tinubu forfeited the sum of $460, 000 dollars in his bank account at First Heritage Bank to the US government.

Speaking on Wednesday on Channels TV, Mr Keyamo dismissed such claims, insisting that Tinubu was linked to drug peddlers who were his neighbours.

He said: “What happened was that Tinubu went to open an account. The address which he used in opening the account was the address used by these people. I think some blocks of flats. Maybe, he was happy to be in that block of flats too.

“So, they now link it that the other people they were investigating for narcotics are in the same address used by Asiwaju to open that account.’’

https://www.thenigerianvoice.com/?.
 
U.S. court judgement indicts Tinubu for drug trafficking

https://www.google.com/amp/s/businessday.ng/amp/news/article/u-s-court-judgement-indicts-tinubu-for-drug-trafficking/

US Court Releases Documents Linking Tinubu to Largescale Drug Peddling


https://fij.ng/article/us-court-releases-documents-linking-tinubu-to-largescale-drug-peddling/

Paraman:
What do you want the people to do?

Nothing.
We all should just continue to live in denial as requested by the NOA people.

How will the Nigeria promise change the lifestyle and hardship Nigerians are currently going through?

That is an entirely different thing. *The first promise is hope and when you have hope, you know that progress is being made to attract others. Anybody who is talking about hardship now is not being realistic.

https://sunnewsonline.com/why-tinubu-has-not-started-probing-buhari-onilu-noa-dg/?amp

Solidkay:
This is commendable,
Nigerians are a great people with greatly bad leaders.

Do you know why the great people only allow bad leaders to emerge from their midst

David Hundeyin
May 4, 2022


I want to sell a script to a Hollywood studio. The story is about a guy who owns a farm that constantly runs at a loss but never quite shuts down.

The farm is massive and underutilised, and the protagonist has all the opportunities in the world to improve its output and get a bumper harvest.

He has access to credit, machinery, free irrigation and gifts from neighbouring farmers, but all he ever does with these things is drink and smoke them away while his family suffers.

Nigeria has refused to grow up and achieve something, but it somehow feels as if it is living vicariously through the achievements of its estranged children around the world

Apart from drinking, smoking and generally being utterly useless, his other pastime is to pump out children at an industrial rate. Needless to say, he takes no care of his children whatsoever, and many of them fail to survive childhood.

Those who do survive have to leave the farm and hire themselves out as hired labour to the neighbouring farmers, having picked up some survival skills from home.

With time, a number of them rise through the ranks and become senior managers, directors and even shareholders in these other farms while their father continues mismanaging his farm.

When good news about some of these successful children gets home, their father is filled with pride and joy, but when they end up on the wrong side of life, he acts as if he never knew them.

The successful ones make efforts to revamp their childhood home by sending back money and volunteering their skills and time, but all this guy ever wants to do is be a 62-year-old underachieving idiot carried through life by charity and luck.

Famzing” diaspora success is dishonest
I’m sure before the end of the second paragraph, you figured out whose story I was telling. The 62-year story of post-independence Nigeria — which the Hollywood studio would surely reject for being too sad with no redemption — is that of our fictional antihero.

Nigeria has refused to grow up and achieve something, but it somehow feels as if it is living vicariously through the achievements of its estranged children around the world.

Remember how everyone from corporate brands to Abike Dabiri made a big song and dance about supporting Anthony Joshua the “Nigerian,” whose only chance to become someone in life came when his parents emigrated from Nigeria?

Remember how things turned when he somehow lost against that chubby Mexican dude whose name I can’t remember? Remember when the Super Falcons won the female AFCON title and received a congratulatory tweet from the president, only for them to have to stage a protest before being paid their camp allowances?

That’s what we do in Nigeria. We try to live vicariously through the achievements of people who have achieved great things under their own steam, simply because said people happen to be called ‘Ifeoma,’ ‘Efe’ and ‘Ayotunde.’

Even when Nigeria had absolutely nothing to do with said success, or in fact happened in spite of Nigeria, as with Divine Oduduru, we bask in the reflected glory of their personal achievements.

Sometimes when those people wear a Nigerian flag or post something about Wizkid or Jollof Rice on Instagram, we go crazy with the Nigerian flag emojis because oh my god, they identify with us!

This is not about being a Killjoy
Somehow, the complete failure of Nigeria and our complicity in its failure is more bearable when we point at Nigerian immigrants doing great things in life and say “I knew Femi before he started calling himself Anthony.

His father and I were classmates in Aiyetoro.” It is unclear how exactly this helps our situation but hey, it’s also unclear how chugging the amount of alcohol we do helps either.

Escapism is a key part of our culture, and anyone who dissents must be a non-Jollof-eating, vegetarian heretic, and possibly also an atheist.

Now while all this is painfully cringey to my eyes, some will also point out that Nigeria is not the only country that has a weird obsession with its diaspora population.

Even ‘first-world’ countries like Ireland continue to have deep emotional and economic connections to their diaspora, and in any case Nigerians proudly supporting Anthony Joshua or the NBA’s Giannis Ante…African-sounding-name is basically harmless fun. They’re not hurting anyone. Why be such a killjoy, David?

The reason this matters can be found in a quote that has been dubiously attributed to Russian President Vladmir Putin, where he describes Africa as the place where its diaspora does not invest in, but returns to only to die and be buried with their ancestors.

While there is no concrete evidence that Mr. Putin ever actually made that comment, the truth in it is painfully poignant.

For diaspora success to be meaningful to Nigeria, it must correlate to on-ground results in Nigeria. The example of Somalia shows that having a well-educated, globally successful diaspora while being an absolute basket case are both possible at the same time.

I’d imagine we do not aspire to be Somalia.

treesun:

https://dailytrust.com/youll-soon-enjoy-benefits-of-tough-decisions-tinubu-tells-nigerians/

In exactly the same way and manner that Lagosians are enjoying the benefits of Tinubu’s tough decisions to make them pay humongous IGR

Potable water still luxury 23 years after return of democracy

WHILE the Federal Government continues to proliferate the country with dams, it is such an irony that a state like Lagos, with its massive, constant boast of being a megacity, cannot provide its residents, thereby forcing the bulk of them to take solace in the arms of water boreholes.

At regular intervals, the two major waterworks in the state, the Adiyan, and Iju get grounded leading to the non-availability of water. In April and May last year, for instance, they both produce less than 10% of their installed capacity.

As of today, Eti-Osa, Apapa, Victoria Island, Badagry, Ibeju Lekki, Surulere, Ikorodu, Agege, Ojo, Mushin Kosofe, and most locations in the state are without access to clean water. Consequently, millions of residents now rely on boreholes, rivers, rainwater, as well as comprised wells for their water needs.

On its website, the LWC claims that it has a total installed water production capacity of 210 million gallons per day (MGD), which is far lower than the current estimated daily water demand of 540 million gallons per day.

Also, its plan to produce 745 million gallons per day by the year 2020 through the Lagos Water Supply Master Plan fell flat with the actual number of citizens having access to potable water dropping, rather than increasing 11 years after the launch of the master plan.

A senior staff of LWC, who preferred anonymity said that at present, its agency only supplies water to Lekki, parts of Ikoyi, Victoria Island (VI), Ojodu, Iju, and some parts of Ikotun.

https://guardian.ng/sunday-magazine/potable-water-still-luxury-23-years-after-return-of-democracy

Funkyswagzz:
We need people that will genuinely invest in this country we don't need palliative or aid

Is this what you also tell your local government councillors and chairmen, state legislators and governors, senators and representatives as well as presidents

Natbrowny:
****He coerced me into having $3x with him based on say I dey vulnerable to his help.😭****


There is a big problem with this statement.
We tend to always overlook it in long sentences.

That statement is GRAND when making decision on this case.

COERCED?

Maybe she is using coerced as a synonym for convinced.

Godsownfc:
E no easy

There is no hardship please. Everyone and everything is easy everywhere.

If in doubt just ask the NOA people for their propaganda misinformation.
Thank me later

Mokason288:
Puppy puppy my guy

When is your birthday??

Inform us on time,

Peter Obi will love to celebrate you 😁

The Pandora hypocrite will do anything, and I mean anything to make himself look relevant instead of the inconsequential bigot that he is.

“’I cannot take anything back about Obi. I said Obi said he wants to move Nigeria back from consumption to production and I said that is not true. He cannot do it because his own business survives on consumption. Is that a lie? He has been an importer and I said he deals with cash and carry economics; container economics, imports”.

“All the goods that can be produced in Nigeria, Obi imports them in his supermarkets. That is consumption economics. That kind of person cannot tell you that he is moving you from consumption to production. He will then be committing self-economic suicide and Obi will not do that to himself”.

“So, Obi is deceiving everybody and I can’t take that back because that is true. What I said about Asiwaju, I gave examples of his vision, knowledge and courage. There is none about Obi. You can’t point to any enduring legacy of Obi in his eight years as governor of Anambra”.

https://independent.ng/peter-obi-deceiving-everybody-i-wont-retract-my-statement-about-him-dele-alake/

JoeyNaza:
This people are not Nigerians

Indeed failure and criminals are orphans, but success has many parents!

Workch:
Tell your fucking politicians to fix Nigeria and all will stop. Stop crying

Have your own politicians fixed up your region, by investing state money into family business of Hero beer

adesegun121:
What do people benefit from drinking alcohol?

I really want to know too…..

Dutch courage and useless bragging rights that is not worth the money spent on alcohol.

cenaman:
Give tilumbu 20yrs to rule he wont change anything, rather he will take us 20yrs backward

What a coincidence that you are saying approximately what Daniel Bwala said about him.

dre11:
Joining APC Makes the Brain Stop Working’ and 4 More Daniel Bwala Anti-Tinubu Remarks

‘EVEN IF YOU GIVE TINUBU 30 YEARS, NOTHING WILL WORK‘

On December 25, 2023, Bwala expressed scepticism about President Tinubu’s ability to deliver within his four-year term. He argued that waiting for significant changes under Tinubu’s administration might not be feasible.

Bwala said, “When people talk about being patient and waiting, you have to look at the time frame the public officer is expected to execute the work. The President has just been voted into a term of four years. He is eight months into the term, which constitutes 31.8 percent of the total time that he has. He has less than 70 percent time in government; when is that going to happen? When President Buhari took over in 2015, it was the same language, and we patiently followed and he finished the first term and finished the second term. When there is a fundamental problem with policy, time is irrelevant; 30 years, it will not work.”

‘TINUBU’S CABINET MEMBERS WON’T PERFORM MORE THAN 15%‘

In August 2023, Bwala said that the cabinet members appointed by Tinubu would not perform beyond 15 percent because the President seemed more focused on politics than governance.

“I feel that when it comes to the number of ministers, he (Tinubu) was more particular about politics than governance. The number of governors in the cabinet and the portfolios assigned to some individuals were purely political. I don’t have an expectation of a performance that is going to be beyond 15 percent, looking at the cabinet members,” he said.

‘TINUBU IS PRESIDENT-SELECT, NOT PRESIDENT-ELECT’

In May 2023, Bwala said Tinubu was the ‘president-select’, and not the ‘president-elect’. He said Tinubu was selected by the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) as their preferred candidate.

His words: “Now we are in court to say that it was a rigged process. As long as there is no final determination of the matter, we have every right under law, equity and justice to hold the opinion that we express that he is a president-select and not a president-elect.”

‘THE PDP CLEARLY WON THE ELECTION BUT APC RIGGED IT‘

Following the 2023 presidential polls, Bwala said his party won the election and alleged that the APC rigged it to emerge as the winner.

Bwala, who disclosed this in an interview with Arise TV in March 2023, said, “We clearly won. In fact, if these results were allowed to be read from the result sheet, we won with over 1 million vote. Nigerian people voted PDP as the winner of this election, but history and posterity is the one that will judge.”

‘JOINING APC MAKES THE HUMAN BRAIN STOP WORKING’

Bwala made a post on X in November 2022: “The human brain is unique and miraculous. It works and functions optically 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, until you join APC, then it stops working.”

SOURCE

Demigod22:
An African adage says; when a new dance is learnt, the fool always take his own step to the left.

We have thirty six States in Nigeria and since we are so conscious of representation, thirty six Ministers is okay for any serious government to function effectively.

I understand the diversity of our country, but the advance democracies we so much model our lives after, how many Ministers do they have, the USA?

We are just giving all these clueless kleptomaniacs opportunity to loot.

You nailed it boss.
Preach, preach it sir.

adenigga:

Source: https://punchng.com/Reducing-cabinet-will-affect-performance-Tinubu-insists

It will affect the performance of thieves like Betta Edu working for the master thiefNuibu

What performance has Tinubu’s APC achieved since May? Or even since 2015, except higher inflation, more jobless people, increased insecurity etc?

RECTEM:
That's Just 11.3 Billion Dollars. Even small companies like Canva, Zoom etc are bigger. Dogecoin is even bigger. And this is highest company in Nigeria

What is the basis for comparing our country to America in stock market value of companies? Is it that our economy is the same size as theirs? Or that we have the same level of government services and utilities from local and state governments

APOPTOSIS:
I'm not surprised.
Most Foreigners/Diasporans are adventurous & eventful, therefore I'm not perplexed.
IF you have ever boarded a cruise ship in diasopra for weeks you would know such is highly possible.
On a cruise ship harboring 3000 passengers, life is seen completely different and most tourist couples take a part of cruise life with them as they disembark.

How many cruise ships have you boarded

Zonefree:
With the way things are going, na woman go end this beautiful world.

Why should we believe every single detail in this story

ecolime:
PO should reduce the way he congratulates everyone on social media.

I know it's a strategy to still be relevant till 2027 but common, this is getting embarrassing

Is it more embarrassing or less embarrassing than Peter Obi’s hypocrisy lies

“’I cannot take anything back about Obi. I said Obi said he wants to move Nigeria back from consumption to production and I said that is not true. He cannot do it because his own business survives on consumption. Is that a lie? He has been an importer and I said he deals with cash and carry economics; container economics, imports”.

“All the goods that can be produced in Nigeria, Obi imports them in his supermarkets. That is consumption economics. That kind of person cannot tell you that he is moving you from consumption to production. He will then be committing self-economic suicide and Obi will not do that to himself”.

“So, Obi is deceiving everybody and I can’t take that back because that is true. What I said about Asiwaju, I gave examples of his vision, knowledge and courage. There is none about Obi. You can’t point to any enduring legacy of Obi in his eight years as governor of Anambra”.

https://independent.ng/peter-obi-deceiving-everybody-i-wont-retract-my-statement-about-him-dele-alake/

Malroux:
Our president.

Are you also a communist labourer who wants government to own businesses and resources including land

korm2me:
This country is a joke, well I don't blame them.

Are you an integral part of the 200 million jokers who make up the country

Hogwarthtrades:

Pragmatic move considering beggars in this case have limited choice. oil shouldn't sell for less than 65$ this year anyway!

What happens when it sells for more

Nbotee:
There's nothing you lots do that isn't to rip Nigerians off

If a people are foolish enough to allow themselves to be ripped off, why should smart guys rip them off

Feintline:
Reno is 50 and is still an unreasonable chap.
A 50 yr old than talks like a 15yr old.

I use to think the guy was a brilliant chap. All of sudden , from no where it was as if his brain was uprooted and replaced with ogiri.

Maybe his brain was replaced with heroin.

selfemployed:
Reno omokri in a Facebook post has claimed to have documents to prove that the APC flagbearer for the 2023 presidential election, Bola Ahmed Tinubu is a drug lord

The bigger issue with Tinubu is not his certificates, or lack of them. It is the fact that he is a KNOWN DRUG LORD who was involved in a heroin drug cartel in the US, and forfeited millions in drug funds to US authorities. As any lawyer will tell you, a forfeiture is an admission of guilt!

We have the court documents. We have the names of those involved and their past and current addresses. I again challenge Bola Tinubu to sue me if these facts are not accurate. He is not a fit and proper person to occupy the office of the President of Nigeria.

#TableShaker

https://www.facebook.com/111647580740689/posts/pfbid0oYyNAxh37jpsMkd6vH6cDAH8vw7NcGyfurftnbFGNNk3eNR4CnuHGUufhf32ccbol/

tollyboy5:

On the issue of sanitation, draconian laws will be enacted because dirty people full this Lagos

Laws are useless if the government does not enforce them properly through adequate number of sanitation inspectors.

What is being done for mass transit and water supply in all buildings

Odin13:
Haram..?

Haram and its punishments are not for the rich malams. Only for wretched extreme poverty paupers.

fuckJones:
we are ahead of all other African countries,

Ahead of them in the number of children who are out of school and in the number of extreme poverty paupers

onumadu:
This is a really remarkable project.
I don't know whether it is a 100% Lagos state funded project, or whether the Federal govt contributed in part or whole to its funding.
I strongly suspect federal funding because this is Nigeria.
If Lagos state funded it solo, then there's no reason why Ibaka seaport should not have been completed by now.
Governments of eastern states should learn from Lagos about delivering big projects.
Truth.

Lagos state has 20%.

Lanrelagboi:

Lekki Port LFTZ Enterprise Limited (LPLEL) is the Special Purpose Vehicle which was awarded the concession for the development and operations of Lekki Deep Sea Port by the Nigerian Ports Authority. LPLEL is required to develop, build and operate a standard user multipurpose port under a concession and has sub-concessioned the container terminal operations to Lekki Freeport Terminal, a subsidiary of CMA-CGM.
LPLEL is a joint venture enterprise owned by a group of investors led by the Lekki Port Investment Holdings Inc. (comprising China Harbour Engineering Company Ltd and Tolaram), the Lagos State Government and the Federal Government of Nigeria through the Nigerian Ports Authority.

LPLEL is incorporated under the Companies & Allied Matters Act and licensed by the Nigerian Export Processing Zones Authority to operate in the Lagos Free Zone. This opens a host of benefits for Lekki Port regarding taxes, duties and other incentives.

The shareholding structure of the Port is as follows: The Lekki Port Investment Holding Inc. (international consortium) owns 75% (China Harbour Engineering Company Ltd 52.50%, Tolaram 22.5%), the Lagos State Government owns 20% while Nigerian Ports Authority owns 5%.

TopBanter:
More grease to Lagos Elbows. A testimony to what inspired leadership can achieve amongst abject mediocrity and misrule.

Abject mediocrity and misrule that has made Lagos a glorified ghetto in the league of global cities, since it has failed to have mass transit, water and sanitation systems. Why do you think that Tinubu omitted these things from his master plan that may have been copied from Chicago

Lagos, the commercial hub of Nigeria, has been ranking as one of the worst places to live in the world for the nine straight years, a BusinessDay analysis shows.

Data from the 2019 Global Liveability Index published by the Economist Intelligence Unit (EIU), the world’s leader in global business intelligence, shows the city has been within the range of 137th-139th position out of a total of 140 cities in the world from year 2011-2019.

https://businessday.ng/uncategorized/article/lagos-ranks-amongst-worst-cities-to-live-in-for-nine-straight-years/

chokekachy:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/01/how-govs-destroyed-lg-administration-mamora/?fbclid=IwAR2tA7lTEhf6PA0Qz-XgIXKPIb-BQRQfn39alvW8SK8xkE4ST2OFNLJek_0

Why can’t he be bold enough to mention Tinubu, the Lagos governor when he was Speaker of the House of Assembly

pansophist:
Hardly you'll find a British woman that is not a feminist. Hardly. Even the so called "non-feminist" women are by tag only, not in behavior. Na radical feminist you wan go do chivalry for?

So she expects UK men to still be traditional when the women are streets and proud of it? Same UK where many of the boys grew up without a father, and many also watched how their mother used the system to dealt with their dad?

How would such men wants to put themselves in such position anymore? Especially when Andrew Tate is British and no single British youth that doesn't know him?

Toke should wake up. Men also evolved, just as women evolved. And what's up about splitting bills? Didn't she eat the food she is paying for? How come women want to be equal in authority but not in responsibility?

The bold question is the koko of the matter.

God1000:
He should encourage people to work hard and stop deceiving people.

Some of them will face the full wrath of God soon.

I don't blame our pastors Sha, they understand our people very well and know what they want to hear.

Exactly.
We just want to be the lone star of our group, even if our group is not much to write about.

fergie001:
Barbarians Have Taken Over Social Media - Soyinka

Who is the capo di tutti i capi or Godfather of barbarians in our country, if not this one who helped make Buhari and Tinubu president to choke life out of 200 million Nigerians

Soyinka: Nigerians must forgive Buhari’s past


https://thenationonlineng.net/soyinka-nigerians-must-forgive-buharis-past-2/amp/