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How about when the man tells them to walk?

T. B. Joshua shey you don see am now abi?

You don see why I don warn you tey tey make you keep away from betting.

But you no gree.

Now, you don spoil market.

In fact, you suppose change your name now to SYNAGOGUE CHURCH OF ALL CASTING LTD!

Moral lesson: Man propose; God disposes. QED

Ovoko Nsukka!

Danyi ekelem gi o!

kaleeto:
ok, I just gat one question for you. what would bcom of your cult life when you are through with school.

1. I'm through with school.

2. I never had a cult life.

Anything else?

Where's the fineness?

Anyway like they say, beauty is in the eyes of the beer-holder.

So I guess I'd rather pass.

Na today?

All these pastors na total scam na!

Remember all those ones that predicted that Jona will win.

Where all of them dey naw?

Kc3000:
He's homophobic and gay at the same time? Da heck!!

Don't mind that guy!

People using words they don't even understand.

efilefun:
If na naija lawyers go don dey lick fingers cuz some people go surely come throwey money for tribunal and co

Someone should kindly wake TB Joshua and that Tanzania pastor with stone dem don spoil people permutations for nairabet!!!

Waiting for his church members to come cover their "brainwasher"

Hahaha!

Obviously, teebee Joshua is the biggest loser in this whole affair.

Watch as his customers church members start turning away from his company, sorry, church.

Fake áss pastorpreneurs everywhere deceiving equally stüpid minions everyday!

davodyguy:
2) Men are sexist, they may not want a woman to rule them.

Not really.

How about women are jealous, they WILL not want another woman to rule them?

CSTR13:
The Jewish establishment would be ecstatic right now. Their man is about to win.
All i can say is palestianians and hezbollah should beware.
The US military complex is about to become one entity with the Isreali defence machine. The era of political correctness is gone.

On the contrary. I think the Jewish establishment a.k.a illuminati will be scared now because they backed the wrong horse Hillary

But then again knowing what the Rothschild's can do. I'll say they also backed Trump.

So both ways, they still win.

izombie:
I am watching cnn now. Trump is leading in most of the results that are coming in. Some in hillary's camp are already crying. I wonder what the prophet that said clinton will win is going to say if trump wins. I no mention any prophet name o.

Don't mind that fake prophet!

I no mention any prophet name o!

Story story!

Like say she no dey use am before!

The only "bad" thing wey miss A. do for some girls now be say she don carry shame join to the usage of cucumbers.

Now some girls no go fit dey buy cucumber in the public...like they used to do before!.

Hahaha!

Mexyz:
Another Nigerian scenario playing out in the US...... It seems many people were lying on who they were voting for. What becomes of T.B Joshua's prophecy?

I prayed that Joshua will be exposed.

But come to think of it now, Joshua was just making a gamble like the rest of us.

The only difference is that, being a well known man of God, he can always call his gamble a prophecy!!!

Apus:
Lmao..I think sm1 just got busted. Khiaa will make a good detective. It's totally absurd as a straight guy to think of suckin d**ck even if i were a girl for a sec.

I'm telling you!

Khiaa is good! She nailed that nigga traphedges!

Nigga what thafuck's wrong with you?

Of all of the girly things that could jump into your mind, it's to suçk some dïck!

Man, that shït is so gay!

MAYOWAAK:
What they could have said:

. . .

CAN I CONTINUE ??

Please don't.

I know you're finished already.

Dreamscometrue:
STALE

Whosai?

From now onwards as far as naija is concerned, anytime they mention beauty queen they must also mention cucumber!

Both are now inseparable all thanks to the cucumber-püssy sucking beauty queen of a girl.

I no talk am?

Beauty Queen this beauty queen that!

Chidinma you see wetin you cause?

Okay na...the cucumber team is on their way!

tosyne2much:
You're talking about 200k while I make less than 5k per month

I just hope I will ever find a woman that will accept and marry me with that low income

Dis tosyne sef!

Guy in that case, your own marriage will be in the next world to come.

But wait o...

You know say if you carry that your 5K enta Benin Republic or Togo or even Somalia, o boy, na oga boss you don be o!

So think am well after all poosie na poosie weda foreign or local... unless say dem don carry local one swear for you.

Guyman02:
After all the lies of making fuel N40 per litre, ah ah what hapin now?

I can't believe you can actually touch shiiit with your bare hands.

That's very very very disgusting.

drnoel:
Anyone can get his/her profile on Wikipedia cos its open source for anyone and everyone to contribute or subtract so her having her profile there is no spectacular fit.

Exactly!!!

Unfortunately many peeps here seem to be ignorant of that fact that Wikipedia profile can easily be modified.

In fact, don't be surprised if by tomorrow I decide to rewrite Chidinma's profile and present her as a confirmed reverend sister who has no business with cucumber!!!

But I won't do that because...

Cucumbers have been saving ladies from molesting men since 1900

patriotic9jaboy:
I thought the super9ja winner is supposed to receive 100 million while others get at least 1m for predicting 8 correct scores. How come you got 4,500?

100 million is only when you get the 10 correct scores prediction right.

20 million when you get 9 correct scores prediction right.

And 1 million when you get 8 correct scores predictions right.

Otherwise, the 245k is shared amongst top 20 players based on the total amount of correct scores and correct results they polled for that very week.

I got only one correct result last week.

kaleeto:
I guess you have killed someone b4. correct me if I am wrong

You're wrong.

ThinkWISELY:
Good.


But pay is too small

1.Compared to billions Facebook makes from Nigeria yearly.

2.Compared to the money they will get if they decide to use that brain to hack interswitch

3.Compared to money awarded for using cucumber well in the name of peagents


My opinion tho.

Everything is not about money.

Free yourself from this money-money-money mindset.

Do what you love.

Focus on your skills.

Widen your knowledge and awareness.

Work to learn and not to earn.

Make a solid name for yourself.

Then when the money finally starts to pump in from all corners in quantum, don't be surprised when you find yourself telling upcoming hustlers that everything ain't about money!

sarrki:
Baba buhari you are my role model


No extravagant lifestyle

Corruption free

Discipline

Articulate

Reliable

Determined leader

God bless you Muhammadu Buhari

God bless Federal Republic of Nigeria

Ayam telling you!

Buhari is the best president Naijiria has ever had!!!!!!

He does not need a job.

He needs an idea that will give him lots and lots of money.

He should try Africa Business Classroom: How to Start a Business - A Step By Step Guide for Nigerians.

abeg who carry this lesbian abi gay boy come here?

What manner of nansense is this?

Will you kindly remove this thing from here before I take ogun swear for you?

Nnaa, i nukwa m okwu.

Wetin pesin no go see for this world, bikonu?

Best swagged female yeyebrity indeed!!!

T.R.U.M.P all the way because:

1. Nairabet go pay if...

2. T.B. Joshua will be finally exposed.

TheGoodJoe:

Because they can not fight solo. One word for that? Coward.

No, you're so wrong.

One word for that: ARMY!

TheGoodJoe:

It is easy to act cowardly. Carrying arms, and moving in group to kill a young man is cowardly.

You may call it cowardice but I tell you it's not.

For your information, there's strength in numbers!

orjikuramo:
Cultism! Peak of cowardice. U always need your members to stand for you and your dependency has to be on weapons. Smh

C'mon will you shattap dia!

If I see anybodi for here wey go insult cultism again eh!

You think say e easy to be rugged?

Wizkid on hearing this thing wet Linda talk about sex