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CelebritiesRe: Nneze Richards Inducted As Certified Chartered Accountant (Photos) by sekem: 11:06am On Nov 07, 2016
kingobozy:
This is becoming annoying.. Must they report every damn thing a beauty Queen did..
Soon we will start seeing ex beauty queen takes a dump on front page.
yes na.

don't you know that seun is making so much money from all these cucumber generated traffics?

watch as more and more beauty Queen ish keep hitting the front page.
BusinessRe: What Can #5 Buy In Your Area? by sekem: 10:53am On Nov 07, 2016
Thru my sunday offerings, it keeps adding up for that portion of land I will buy in heaven.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Lady With Four Fingers Cause Twitter Meltdown... (photos) by sekem: 8:12pm On Nov 06, 2016
Film trick.

Anyone can have four fingers as long as you can fold your palm to form a fist.

Let her open her palms lets see how the 'missing' finger went missing. grin
RomanceRe: What If you find out Your Girlfriend Has A Compromizing Video by sekem: 5:47am On Nov 05, 2016
Wow!

Looks like this cucumber girl's case is a real eye opener for so many of our girls, especially those desperate ones who want to be famous by any means possible.

When you tell girls to be very careful in their acts and dealings because the society judges them more unfavorably, they will not hear.

Now, look at what a 2-minute video has done to her whole life!

And now to the question, if I find out she's done a sex video.

Of course, I will forgive her after analyzing the whole situation but she will definitely know that a lot has changed between us as from that moment I found out.

Because I simply cannot forget.
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by sekem: 5:08am On Nov 05, 2016
chicobaddest:
how did you go about the account verification
Just uploaded scanned images of my national ID card and drivers licence.
PhonesRe: See How A Facebook User Was Scammed And Given Paper At Computer Village, Ikeja by sekem: 12:01am On Nov 05, 2016
New term: jazzed away.

Wow!
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by sekem: 9:53pm On Nov 04, 2016
vickertony:
guys this bonanza win na trash ooo, to play inplay if you click one match, other matches go d show at once using Chrome...... mk pesin post the correct bonanza win site una de use for inplay..... nawa ooooo i d vexedhuh
If you can, just get a bet365 account, assuming you don't have one already.

Then you can enjoy inplay till thy kingdom come!

All these naija bookies na learners for inplay when compared to b365!
RomanceRe: Should I Tell My Friend I Caught The Girlfriend Cheating Or Mind My Business? by sekem: 9:43pm On Nov 04, 2016
If I were you, I won't tell him.

But...

I will let the girl know that she's now under my watchful lens.

Using my sleuth techniques, I will find a way to digitally record her admittance to the 'crime' plus her promise/acceptance to never sin again.
FashionRe: Yetunde Barnabas Wins Most Beautiful Girl In Abuja Pageant (Photos) by sekem: 7:47pm On Nov 04, 2016
When is their cucu video coming out?

I hope it's coming soon!
Foreign AffairsRe: Donald Trump Replies A Nigerian Who Supported Him Online. PICS by sekem: 11:37am On Nov 04, 2016
dainformant:
which Nigerians dey support this one.... mtscheww
I am.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fenerbahce Vs Manchester United :Europa League (2 - 1) On 3rd Nov 2016 by sekem: 8:38pm On Nov 03, 2016
This is why I love Man U!!!

Casting bets unrelentingly since 19-kporogodo!!!

grin
CelebritiesRe: Pageant Association Reacts On The Purported Arrest Of Miss Anambra Blackmailers by sekem:
cococandy:
And so?
Haba!

Are we quarelling?

Nne biko I'm supporting you o!

Continue enjoying your cocomba with your girls.

It's allowed.
CelebritiesRe: Pageant Association Reacts On The Purported Arrest Of Miss Anambra Blackmailers by sekem: 4:57pm On Nov 03, 2016
Rextayne:
your monicker should be Cucumbercandy. cheesy
Yeah you're right.

From her statement and subtle support, you don't need any prophet to tell you that she also plays for cucumber FC International.
RomanceRe: 10 Things You Do In Nigeria That Make People Label You A “ Bad Girl” by sekem: 11:28am On Nov 03, 2016
Using this on a fellow girl

https://i65.tinypic.com/1115a2p.jpg

And/Or allowing another girl to use it on you...

And when you are finally caught...

You claim it was VIDEOshopped!

You are not just a bad girl!

You are a real BADASS girl!!!
PoliticsRe: Nana Shagari And Saleh Lukat To Wed (Pre-Wedding Photos) by sekem: 9:05am On Oct 31, 2016
Coolboi05:
Smh...If he is a brother to sambo's wife, what is he to sambo??
OK, I get it... that's another possibility. grin

But in this you mentioned, he's just Namadi Sambo's brother-in-law and not son-in-law.
CelebritiesRe: Chidinma Okeke To Receive Divas Award Despite Her Video Scandal by sekem: 3:14pm On Oct 30, 2016
JohnieWalker:
today is my bday

can I get some hbd likes
hbd likes shocked
PoliticsRe: Nana Shagari And Saleh Lukat To Wed (Pre-Wedding Photos) by sekem: 9:02am On Oct 30, 2016
I don't understand.

If he's Namadi Sambo's son-in-law, then it means that he's already married to Namadi's daughter.

Okay, now I get it.

This beautiful babe is just going to be a second wife...
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: How Pogba's Transfer To Manchester United Truly Happened In 10 Pictures by sekem: 6:11pm On Oct 29, 2016
mysticgal:
Stvupid dude only good at fvcking and barbing hair angry angry, if them like, make them mess up today.
Onyaruraras
... And they eventually did!

Praise da Lord!

Praise da living God!

Man you is going down!

I say they are going down!

Amen?

AMEN!!!

cheesy
FashionRe: Erico Anthony & Silver Onyinyechi Ezenezi Win Mr And Miss Nigeria International by sekem:
OkoYibo:
I am not interested in these pictures. My question is very very simple:

Are these ones going to use cucumber too or they gonna use pineapple this time?
grin

It's official now.

Beauty Queens, lazybians and Kokomba are like:

CrimeRe: ‘banker Hires Assassins To Kill Her Ex-husband In Lagos’ (pic) by sekem: 11:34pm On Oct 26, 2016
Akshow:
NCAN. Kano chapter. Na them them.
Befor Nko?

Who else e go be if not dem?

Ndi ala. lipsrsealed
FamilyRe: My 29-Year-Old Fiancee Wants To Dump Me by sekem:
Let her go.

For the good of both of you.

I don't just know why most of you niggaz have scarcity mentality when it comes to women.

Guy, women plenty everywhere!

Please don't ever make that terrible mistake of allowing a woman box you into a corner.

She's desperate now, that's why she's telling you that you guys can cope.

Just wait after the marriage when she must've gotten what she wants and see how the song will change.

Women and their myopic nature ehh! She will always blame you for every financial trouble you guys might face.

Worst part is that she may not even say it to your face but be sure that all those her friends who are advising her to walk away now will be in your business all thanks to her!

You can imagine the kind of coded insult they will be giving you. You will surely become a laughing stock for not being man enough as in not having the financial muscles!

Chai!

I hope you can cope if it eventually comes to that.

I repeat: let her go nowww!!!
CelebritiesRe: Chidinma Okeke: "My Blackmailers Will Shoot Me If I Talk" by sekem: 4:15pm On Oct 26, 2016
Don't be too quick to judge.

She might have a point.

I once read somewhere that before some secret societies like the illuminati confirms you, you must perform a gay sex video which will be recorded.

The aim is to keep you in line should you dare step out of the line.

Could it be what is happening to this poor girl right now?
CrimeRe: Grandpa Producing Fake Dollars In Lagos Arrested (photo) by sekem: 12:36pm On Oct 26, 2016
undecided

Chai.

By their names you shall know them. undecided

Igbo ndi oma nwe m.

Aluu emeee! cry
PhonesRe: Auto Correct: Smartphone Users Worst Enemy by sekem: 11:34am On Oct 26, 2016
DAT
EventsRe: Man Marries His Down Syndrome Girlfriend & Pics Go Viral by sekem: 11:05am On Oct 26, 2016
Hmmm...

Some men sha...
CelebritiesRe: Chidinma Okeke May Get Suicidal - Chichi Umeseaka, OAP & Counselor by sekem: 8:45am On Oct 26, 2016
checkengine:
In all honesty, this girl (Miss Anambra) hasn't done anything out of the ordinary. We all have done stupid things either experimenting or just fooling around within the 4 walls of our homes, hotels or hostels. What made this poor girl's case different is because someone so evil and malicious either because of money or envy decided to throw hers out in the open. There have been scandals and it ain't going away till this world stops to exist, this poor girl should be given some breather so she can heal.

Poor Chidinma, I am telling you to be strong and weather this storm. The world won't stop to revolve because your little misadventure is in the public domain. HE WHO HAS NO SIN SHOULD CAST THE 1st STONE.

Lubbish & Ingredients.
Ummm... not exactly.

From what I am seeing from most peoples' reactions to the said video, I think what made this girl's situation so bad is that she had the effrontery to come out to deny it.

Nobody likes to be made a fool.

I think if it was really her, like most people already say it is, she should have just piped down and allow everything to cool off with time.

That's common sense.
Christianity EtcRe: I Think I'm Losing My Belief by sekem:
My mother complained that I have not been to the church for more than two years!

I said to her in a strong Jesus' voice: WOMAN, verily verily I say unto you, in five years from now, no one will be going to any church!

Agnosticism till the end!!!
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by sekem: 7:50am On Oct 25, 2016
Topshow4real:
Do you think un 1.5 ht is easy? No mind me, my games no dey less than or more than 10 on a slip. Well I'm trying this again with 100 naira. . . #smiles
Nice game.

Nice selection.

But I'm afraid of that CSF Speranta - FC Saxan Ceadir Lunga game.
Christianity EtcRe: Ade Okeowo: "Bag Of Rice Will Sell For N5,000, Dollar Will Exchange For N150" by sekem: 8:55pm On Oct 24, 2016
Allah I swear, I go like play against this odds for Bet9ja.
CelebritiesRe: Eniola Badmus And Davido Dancing At 3 Thrones Concert In Lagos (Pics) by sekem: 8:47pm On Oct 24, 2016
Tufiakwa!!!
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by sekem: 10:01am On Oct 24, 2016
Lilchilz:
undecided merrybet is fff.uked up mhen! So i av #100 left in my account and i cnt use it to stake..damn... sad
Try a lesser amount.

That was how I resolved it when I had a similar issue.

Most probably, your money is not equal to 100 but the mobile site has approximated it to 100.
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Men Come Back Home To Marry? by sekem: 6:13am On Oct 24, 2016
SerRento:
grin
Naijabet man!

You now see why I told you gam bling is not good for you? grin

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