Celebrities › Re: Inem Peter Flashes Panties At Her Birthday Party [PICS+VIDEO] by sekem: 8:45pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
farem: Party for the Lesbos, it smells. Derailed destinies O boy, you get eye wella! Lesboz everywia!  |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United - (4 - 0) On 23rd October 2016 by sekem: 5:50pm On Oct 23, 2016 |
Man united board when they finally realized how easily Juventus deceived them. 
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Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by sekem: 6:15pm On Oct 22, 2016 |
funnynation: Fineboynl and Nnadigoodluck abeg una sabi where I can find that ''Shot for goal'' or una know the name of that guy wey dey say he need 15 likes before he post his game.. Go to bet9ja. Look well. You go find am under soccer specials. Just click on that soccer special and you will see all the special items on the menu. |
Health › Re: Why We Knock Before Opening Mortuary Door – River Mortician by sekem: 6:46am On Oct 19, 2016 |
Verami: Mmmmmmm Excuse me madam, but you participate in MMM right?  |
Politics › Re: Adeniyi Ademola Withdraws From Dasuki’s Trial After DSS Raid by sekem: 1:49pm On Oct 18, 2016 |
SmartChoices: I have always suspected your ears and eyes are under the soles of your shoes... I have always known you can't make smart choices. Which explains why you chose corruption over fairness and justice. |
TV/Movies › Re: 10 Funny Pictures You Will Relate To If You Are A Nollywood Fan by sekem: 1:03pm On Oct 18, 2016*. Modified: 8:20am On Oct 19, 2016 |
You nailed it!!!
Nigerian film eh... mbaaaa.
Only good in wasting someone's time.
In fact eh, once you tell me you watch Nollywood, I instantly know you MUST be very dumb. |
Politics › Re: Adeniyi Ademola Withdraws From Dasuki’s Trial After DSS Raid by sekem: 12:55pm On Oct 18, 2016 |
[size=18pt]Up D. S. S!!![/size] |
Celebrities › Re: Ugo Franklin Matthew Is Dead (Wazobia TV Producer Cum Comedian) by sekem: 12:10pm On Oct 18, 2016 |
MadCow1: May God Heal him in Jesus Name.
Amen!  |
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by sekem: 8:41am On Oct 18, 2016*. Modified: 10:05am On Oct 18, 2016 |
sammyomal: Chai.....! wey i dey find way Fund my Acct na hm the dude go throway that kind amount.... Gosh! i feel like crying, wait what am i even saying..? Am crying already sef Business + Risk = INVESTMENT This is how it goes with this business. Like say the thing enta eh, I know say na different song you go dey sing now. |
Education › Re: 300L OOU Student Found Dead Near A River, Body Found After 5 Days (Photos) by sekem: 8:36pm On Oct 17, 2016 |
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Romance › Re: How Do You Like Your Man's Body? What Do You Like In A Woman's Body by sekem: 8:23pm On Oct 17, 2016 |
If not that ayam now physically blind, I'll just say böobs especially the big rounded soft ones.
I love them so much.
But wait o...
What if it's ordinary balloons that this woman is pushing into my palms?
Oh my sight! |
Business › Re: Femi Otedola No Longer A Billionaire As Forte Oil Shares Fizzle - Forbes.com by sekem: 5:12pm On Oct 17, 2016 |
In essence, he lost nothing.
It's just numbers.
Money is nothing but numbers. |
Politics › Re: Jibrin Links Dogara And Hembe With Prostitutes by sekem: 4:38pm On Oct 17, 2016 |
TwoBottles: I once had the opportunity to sit on the same table with a former governor and all he could talk about was "Brazilian big booty latinas." He was far from sober and I thought he looked really stupid. Most of our so called leaders are too mundane to occupy their revered seats.
Mais ce n'est pas mes oignons. Vrai, il ne vous regarde pas.  |
Politics › Re: Between Released Chibok Girl And Her Mother: An Emotional Reunion by sekem: 1:52pm On Oct 17, 2016 |
To God, to think there was a time I strongly believed this Chiboq issue was a scam.
Chai. |
Politics › Re: Reuben Abati’s Ghost Stories- Igboeli Arinze by sekem: 10:15am On Oct 17, 2016 |
ChappyChase: Oga Abati upon all the evil spirit wey dey villa why una been figh tooth and nail to remain there You dey mind am...  Upon all the weak erectḯon abi impotency and strange deaths of family members, the bobo still come follow im oga Jona dey preach continuity. Why?  |
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Politics › Re: Aisha’s BBC Interview – She Got It All Wrong, My Respect For PMB Just Soars by sekem: 11:44am On Oct 15, 2016 |
Don't mind that woman.
She wants to control.
Maybe she has never seen what happened to men in power who made the fatal mistakes of their lives in allowing the women in their lives to control them.
Someone should help remind her that none of such men ended well. |
Crime › Re: Thieves Terrorising UNN Caught In Nsukka (Photos) by sekem: 5:57pm On Oct 14, 2016 |
funnynation: Odenigwe boys... Una well done oo.
Nairaland official comedian Nnaaa eh... fear odenigwe boys. But UNN security mean o! See as them tie up fine boys like efi awusa. O di egwu o.  |
Christianity Etc › Re: How God Healed, Saved And Delivered Me From HIV (My Story) by sekem: 4:36pm On Oct 14, 2016 |
What a load of bunkum!!! So prayers can now heal HIV abi? Okay na but make sure you and all those your girls and all those their guys too start praying and reading the same bible with you. If at the end of the day, all of you can give the same testimony, Then, he is really a miracle working god. Or else... just shut up and stop making a mockery of baba god.  |
Business › Re: Goodie Minabo Ibru Wanted By EFCC (Photo) by sekem: 6:53pm On Oct 12, 2016 |
SAI BABA!!!
I BELONG TO NOBODY; I BELONG TO EVERYBODY!!! |
Crime › Re: Drugs Barons Arrested In Cross River With Drugs Worth Over N2.5billion . PICS by sekem: 2:44pm On Oct 12, 2016 |
Everything about narcotics, leave it to them. No wonder Igbo is also called Igbo. Ndi ala!  |
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by sekem: 9:48pm On Oct 11, 2016*. Modified: 10:55pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
Gangster1ms: When it comes to scoring goals Denmark is the worst... i see a lot of pple carrying them over 1.5 abi na montenegro go score Anything can apun sha  O boy, you talk am o!!!  Wait o! See o... wia all diz pipl carry ghana must go for head dey go for dis nite? Which kain nite journey dem dey go? Chai, make e no be say e don happen o! Make e no be say na straight to villa dem dey head out? Chai chai chai... Anyway sha, as for me, na early mor mor me I go cut out because me sef I no dey like nite journey at all.  |
Business › Re: How To Get Dollar Into Your Domiciliary Account by sekem: 5:59pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
fados4sure: @sekem Having gone through your write up, i discover that your account was block as a result of suspected credit card deposit transaction.
You may want to know that that the best way to unblock your account is to verify your credit card statement & plastic card as well.
If i may ask, what card are you using? Master or Visa? If you are using a Visa card, note that you can print your card statement but if you are using a Mastercard, you can print a bank statement along with your plastic master card with the first four numbers been blank Thanks for your reply. I think you might have a point there because I noticed the problem started when I tried to upload funds into my Neteller account from my Payoneer MasterCard. So I am going to send them the account statement of that Payoneer MasterCard. Let's see how that goes. Once again, thank you so much for your concern. I really appreciate.  |
Business › Re: How To Get Dollar Into Your Domiciliary Account by sekem: 3:24pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
Good day, Mr. arbitrage. Please sir, I have a problem. Neteller suspended my account. This is their message to me: Limited functionality Your account has been disabled because NETELLER requires you to verify some personal information. You will be unable to deposit, withdraw or pay with your account while your account remains disabled. Please upload a copy of your Credit Card Statement to enable deposits and withdrawals. I used my FCMB mastercard to verify the Neteller. Now, FCMB does not have Credit Card Statement. I went to the bank and they told me they can only give me my bank statement as a substitute. So I uploaded the bank statement and I got this message from Neteller: Unfortunately, the Credit Card Statement you submitted does not meet our requirements due to the below reason. The image you have submitted does not clearly display the first 6 and last 4 digits of the card number. This is required to authorize this payment method. Please be sure to block out the middle digits of your card number before you submit your document. To re enable your account, please submit a new Credit Card Statement. Please sir, what do you suggest I should do now?  |
Family › Re: Why Are Nigerian Mother In-laws Too Mean Towards Their Daughter In-laws?. by sekem: 2:53pm On Oct 06, 2016 |
Menzy86: Wit d quality of DIL's these days contaminated by a warped sense of gender equality, why won't MIL's b in constant battle wit them? E.g MOST 9ja babes these days think it is 'modern' or 'acceptable' not to know how to cook. Or to rule out d possibility of preparing a particular dish even if its ur husband's favourite and expect it to be ok by everyone. Na lie. Stop forging abeg. Since my entire life eh, I neva see girl, I mean naija girl wey dey proud say she no sabi cook. |
Politics › Re: Photos Of The Present State Of Enugu-Onitsha Expressway by sekem: 9:38am On Oct 06, 2016 |
My Igbo brothers, e be like say na flight we go use enta Christmas dis year o!  |
Christianity Etc › Re: How To Know If Your Religion Is The Fake One! by sekem: 7:41am On Oct 06, 2016 |
rexben: No religion of the world is created or founded by God. All are manmade. Come out of every religion and follow Jesus. He is the way to the Father. Religion, not even Christianity can't take you to God. Christianity presents itself to be presenting God but they can't. Only Jesus represented God and He asked people to follow His footsteps. Once again, quit religion You're funny Can you even hear yourself speak? |
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by sekem: 10:08pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
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Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by sekem: 9:55pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
Sommyroy10: if maybe, just maybe, u had read what u wrote u would understandd y urs is showing zero.  Jeeze!!! Guy, you too wicked! But you're still right because na only mad man go still see say sontin dey invisible and yet come dey talk say im no fit see am. Money eh... the way de tin dey take confuse pesin eh...  |
Education › Re: EFCC Arrests Adebiyi Daramola FUTA VC And Bursar, Oresegun by sekem: 9:51pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
Black man...?  Tufiakwa!!! Ya sokwa unu.  |
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by sekem: 10:13pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
LOUIS6: I Dey tell u..... And this morning Alabi use em mouth talk say him get over 1 million online customers or if not 2 million online customers self...
Some punters will soon port and thousand are already migrating to the other naija bookies because of this BEAUTIFUL NONSENSE alabi called UPGRADING...
Na today i know say alabi business sense as a business man na ZERO... While upgrading the main site.. Why not still keep the old mobile site running till u finish ur mumu upgrading.
He just shot himself in the foot with... No online customers poll before upgrading, No notification self.. Is that how to do business...
But like a nigga here will say.. "Wetin i sabi" just dey observe the situation from my village stream Beautiful nonsense you say? Hmm... Anyway, just endure it for the meantime because that's what change is really all about. Everybody wants change but you will be surprised how much the same people will resist that very change when it comes with all their might and you'll be wondering. Recall when Microsoft introduced Microsoft Word 2007, o boy eh, to migrate from Word 2003 to Word 2007 was hell. Today, some people don't even remember how to use their darling Word 2003. Even this Nairaland too. I recall some years back when Seun changed the Nairaland template. People shout. People threaten. People complain. People say make Seun restore their darling Nairaland as e be before. Today, so many new nairalanders don't even know what I'm talking about. So my guy, na so life be. We live in a very dynamic world now so please whenever change come, just try to embrace am sharperly because if you don't, you'll be left behind. |
Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 10 by sekem: 8:00pm On Oct 04, 2016 |
teeboy03: Oga sir..I will advice you keep a link to access the old mobile site whn you are don with the upgrade.
The ease of access of that old mobile site is second to none. You don't know what you are saying. This new platform is superb with a very sleek navigation. Appreciate change because change is good.  Chief Akin Alabi, great job!!! |