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Schweinsteiger right now!!!

Sacluxpaint:
Make mourinho go beg Wenger, na him dey hold him destiny.

You Afrikans eh!!!

Tufiakwa unu.

Always looking for where to point fingers at!

Always looking for whom to blame.

But never for once accepting your own responsibility.

What a sad mentality.

gbadexy:
One thing I've noticed is that many women folks tend to be comfortable, in support or at the least indifferent to lesbianism.
The family is free to associate with whomever they wish to and disassociate with whomever.

Most of these girls practice the lesbian act which is why they are cool with it.

Firstlieutenant:
E good as the young man send the pic to her husband first. After all na the husband fault. If to say he dey cable him wife proper, she for no look outside.

You must be a shameless püssy äss nïgga.

Just look at the way you are shamelessly arguing like a typical woman: always blaming a man for your own transgressions.

Oga continue...

paulosas1992:
I'm about giving someone my bet9ja username and password to fund my account. hope no side effects.. im new.

nothing dey dia na.

jus gii the pesin later you can still fit change your password.

ElPhenomenal:
Merrybet has refused to pay me back a failed transaction i did last two weeks, 24k, any regulatory body i can report this to?

Chaaai.

So your own na 24 towzan?

This is too bad. They musto pay you back o.

My own na jus 5huns na im make me jus pack for one corner dey maintain.

But 24k?

No na.

Mbanu.

Although you often run your mouth more than is required, Mr FFK but on this assertion of yours, I concur.

So many People of the world don't even know what is going on.

With their attention so fixated on sex, fame, money and how to get even more, little do they notice the SILENT WAR on the human race going on.

Like a herd, they gladly follow wherever the unseen hands directs them to, without much thought or questioning hence David Icke refers to them as SHEEPLE.

So many blood sacrifices are going on in different places all over the world in broad daylight but the sleeping sheeple can't even see it. Neither are they bothered about it.

9/11. The Iraqi War. The Arab Spring. The Syrian Crisis, etc...

These events serve only one purpose: to cause so much confusion as well as throw so much fear into the hearts of men such that at the right time, people will be begging for the ANTICHRIST to come and save them.

mikron:
no wonder i keep getting "dear customer you are already on the plan" message. what is really wrong with airtel? why cant they allow us enjoy any of their plan before changing them? i just dont get it. too bad

Before nko?

How will you get it?

Nigerians and awoof tins.

Una wan make Airtel dey dash una plenti data abi?

Okay na.

May we watch as tins go turn out.

So many otondo kopas in these photos.

Come o, is NYSC still an Under-31 affair?

SIGE:
Is it only me or is this op Dryyy

Not only you at all.

In fact, the thread is worse than dry.

The OP has a very very very DRY sense of humour..

InvertedHammer:
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Do you blame them?

Look around you. Nigeria is still stuck in the 18th century.

Children have no passion because their parents selected careers for them for their own egos.i.e mama of a doctor, engineer, lawyer. These kids pursue these courses as titles. The end result is that Nigeria rely on expatriates for real engineering works, they travel out for serious medical check ups and many graduate lawyers are under the mango trees outside the court hustling for clients. The graduates? They rely on appending every certificate after their names to boost their inflated phantom egos. One is likely to encounter Chief. Dr. Engineer. Pharmacist Tunde Umaru Okeke only in Nigeria. And everyone accepts it as the norm.

The rejected stones (comedians, writers, footballers, musicians) are now the cornerstones of success making in a month what the so-called professionals cannot make in a year.

The difference is clear when you see folks that studied professional courses out of passion and those who did because mummy and daddy insisted.
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Verily verity!!!

oluwalewis:
GIVE AND IT SHALL BE GIVEN UNTO U.
this issue of sex wouldn't b a debate[b] if u have sth tangible to offer him[/b].
The guy has obviously realised u av nth to offer him except sex,if nt he wouldn't pester u.

Exactly!!!

In the WARPED minds of most Nigerian girls(most especially those who have nothing else to offer),


[size=15pt]SEX > Everything else you can ever do for her.[/size]

Seriously, I look forward to that day when people will start having sex just like they do in foreign countries simply because they want to and not necessarily because there's something in it for them like they do in this country.

No wonder, I have heard so many guys say that EVERY Nigerian girl is a POTENTIAL ŝlut simply because they always see sex as something to trade with.

Hence you often hear most of them use the term "I GAVE HIM SEX."

smellingmenses:
what stopped him from not spending his money on an unsure project..... no agreement yet he is spending... he will be caught and you will be with him to cheer him in court.... I hope you'rent the op operating under another moniker

You won't understand.

Some of these girls think that they are playing smart by 'chopping' the guy without letting the guy 'chop' them. They think like it's a sort of a fun game or conquest that they are always sure to win.

I was talking with a girl one day and she was gleefully telling me about some guy who was spending all his earnings on her but yet she haven't, in her own words, allowed him to have a glance at her pants.

And I was like: NNE, YOU NEVA JAM!!!

Sai Baba!!!

Actually, I came here to check names.

But on hearing this: "I am an Igbo man, but my grandmother, a Yoruba, brought me up. That is why I bear Yoruba name.", now I am so confused.

I don't know what to do or say again.

foxgiovani:
If you want it to pain her more, when next you are going to buy the condom, go with the girl. More especially if your new chic is more beautiful facially, taller and more endowed on her front and back side. I bet u as you both leave the store, she won't stop looking at you people.

Exactly!!!

You na real baaad guy.

ensamy:
The way ladies are angrily reacting to this post, am sure the ex is facing a serious restlessness each time the guy buys the condom

Before nko?

You no know women again?

Dem go dey rake, dey shout, dey talk like say nothing go fit shake dem but correct bobos know say all na mouth.

This thing wey the guy dey do go dey pain the girl well well.

Na why I like the guy well well.

[size=20pt]2019... where art thou? [/size]

He he he...

Just like in the olden days when Pontius Pilate ridiculously named one condemned king "The King of the Jews".

Na was o!

Ahem this reminds me, what of that case of Cynthia Osukogu?

What became of that case?

Have the boys been found guilty and charged or found non guilty and freed?

Nnaa men, dis our naija sef.

Topmostt:
I strongly disagree with you. My sisters made me develop an interest in some of the movies because they will always seize the television in the evenings. Right now I enjoy watching some of those movies. I am not gay.

... And I seriously disagree with you.

He is absolutely correct on that one.

You may not know it but your sistas are gradually making you gay.

Please run away from telemundo while you still have the time!!!

sagitariusbaby:
I'm straight I do most of the things u listed, you must be a lesbian

You may be right, and she could be a full fledged lesbo who knows...

Truth be told, girls are more likely to be gays than guys.

Jibril659:
ipod

Before nko?

Seriously, I wonder how that their Biafráud of a country will look like.

Tufiakwa!!!

Chineke ekwekwaala ihe ojoo.

2dugged:
example is my rascal neighbor who will gather with his friends on a morning when serious people are going to work, they will buy dry gin and be discussing girls and these are guys that are way past 30,all they know is to party and do Yahoo Yahoo

Sorry madam but are you included among the serious people going to work?

I ask because for you to know when they gather even to the extent of knowing the nature or topic of their discussions tells me something about how less busy you are yourself.

Or maybe, all of you are in the same group of busy doing-nothing set of people.

360jamng:
[img]http://1.bp..com/-oYJSQHe0DDA/V77Z9JroVZI/AAAAAAAKStg/HNrKdXDHXFQCuM3sAWlxox1O7deqyms4gCLcB/s1600/unnamed.jpg[/img]

84 undergraduates of the Lagos state University LASU have been sanctioned for improper dressing.
A letter from the school’s dean of Student Affairs DSA, shows that eight of those that have been sanctioned are final year students, 43 are in 100level, 20 in 200level and three in 300level.
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... And all of them are FEMALES

SuperS1Panther:
Have they saved themselves from their delusion of Biafrau.d?

Have they saved themselves from their Ijaw masters?

Have they saved themselves from their perennial brain drain?

Have they saved themselves from gully erosion?

Have they saved themselves from criminality?

Have they saved themselves from bad governance?

Have they saved themselves from the nonexistent infrastructure in their region?

Abeg park well.

My friend, will you shut up there!!!

You that is talking, have you saved your family from the poverty that is ravaging you guys at the present?

I don't just know why you iddiiots like masturbating over Igbo issues.

The envy is just too much.

Abeg, in your next life, just beg papa god to make you an Igbo person.

I will gladly name you Obinna.

lordoseji:
We will attend to you when the english version of what u wrote comes out.

You are very wicked-ing.

dahmie2013:
Pls, was he singing b4?

Exactly!!!

The bobo come sing one kain rubbish rap titled "Chukwu agozigo gi" then next you hear the bobo don retire.

Im think say to imitate Phyno go easy.

*In Helen Paul's tiny voice* Na wen material don finish bobos go begin dey form I'm a father in the business...

Estharfabian:
honestly, if it's consenting... I couldn't give a rat's ass if some dude decides to hump his daughter, mom, granny, aunt, cousin, sister, whatever...

I think the moral objection is that there is a possibility that the child of such a union would have a genetic malformation. something that's gotta do with alleles yadayada.

the government obviously don't want anymore children with defects that could've been prevented. hence, their laws against it.

Just negodu this stuupiid estharlesbian.

Nne, seriously, you are on your own.

So you want us to start supporting your useless closeted lifestyle abi?

But in this Naija where we dey, WE don't want YOU GAY people.

And we don't give a ratass how you and your fellow practitioners feel about that.

LAST WARNING: When you go to Rome; act like the Romans.

IPOB kwenu!

Ya!

Kwenu!!

Yaa!!

Kwezuonu!!!

Yooo!!!

Chai... uwa nke a sef.

Emu4life:
Na everyday u go dey say" u ar not in sharing mood"?....it seems u hv not met dz kind of pple. If not, u will testify

Ha ha ha.

Chai, in that case, you must be an original OBIAKPO if you are not in the mood to share every blessed day!!!

Anyway sha, the best 'trick' with dealing with such people is to learn how to vary your 'benevolence capacity'.

Today you give; tomorrow you don't.

That way, they will not label you a complete wicked or bad person, because most likely, that's what most people are afraid of.

xreal:
Reading the banner.... "..who died oversea" makes me laugh.

Meanwhile, money gotten from this last trip could have gotten the house a colourful look.

I laffed too...

Overseas indeed!

I wonder who they are trying, no, hoping to deceive with that line...

stzy:
Those food radar. Guys ... I know how to handle dem... When dey show up I'll js be my normal self after cooking I'll shower n dress up...... All of us will leave ... And if I come back n he returns we'll. Read 2gether buh dey rarely return

Why suffer yourself because of another person?

Why can't you be bold enough to tell them that you are not in the mood to share?

I don't just know what the problem with mankind really is.

So many people living fake lives just because of their inability to be true to themselves... and to people around them.