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grossintel:
Buhari can't touch this man, he has done nothing wrong but if he insists watch the peace of this country rip further apart over a dog. The world is watching in 3d

I have a dream.

Seriously, I have a dream that a day will come when people like you will grow some brain.

You can then be able to reason with that brain. Seriously speaking, I wonder what makes you think or believe the President has all the time in the world to be arresting anyone who names his dog Buhari.

Commonsense should have told you that is not even possible but then again, when you happen to hate someone so much, it can hugely affect your reasoning capabilities on so many matters concerning such persons.

It's funny.

So many misguided and misinformed people making useless comments without even having the slightest idea what the issue at hand really is.

Now listen, let me try and lessen your confusion.

The Buhari in question is not the President, okay?

Man bought a dog and named it Buhari. His neighbor whose father incidentally bears the name Buhari felt he was insulting him so he promptly reported him to the police.

That's all.

It's always good to make a little research and ask a few questions here and there before reaching your own conclusions.

Google is your friend.

Elemental:
Wickedness is not peculiar to men

Don't mind the dumb lesbian.

Telling us she doesn't do men, as if we care.

hungryboy:
Na so the woman mumu reach
Man tell you make you use your own money sponsor una marriage, him no even gree make him relatives come dey marriage, you no begin see red flags, run for your life?
Even the man guy name sef, Dr Justified,
go make me begin dey suspect am.

Yes na.

Women na natural mumu bet it is not their fault.

Checkout this conversation between God and Adam.

One day, in the garden of Eden, Adam after staring at his partner for a very long time turned around and said to God.

Adam: Father, why did you make woman so beautiful?

God: So that you can her love her.

Adam: Okay, but why did you make woman so fuçkîng dumb?

God: Of course, it's simple. So that she can love you.

NameChecker:
Traders in that section of the market, locked their shops to protest the overbearing influence of Chief Azubuike Ekwerekwu, aka Obosi, who they claimed had enslaved them over the years, by forcing them to pay through their noses in matters of security, shops and PSP, among others. They also accused him of ‘manipulating the elected executives’ to exploit them.

I came to check name


What will then be the fate of the New Biafra Republic if created?

Don't mind them.

They think B.I.A.F.R.A is the solution not knowing that the problem will always be the people with such dark and very wicked hearts.

If you have such people in your midst, most especially if such people are in a position of power, you will see no meaningful progress in whatever country you find yourself in.

jawjaw1:
The OP is obviously not a virgin

Obviously.

And I can say she must have also lost it so cheaply.

Which explains why she's now trying very hard to downplay the importance of the whole virginity thing albeit with a sorrowful undertone full of regretz.

But we know the truth.

And we refused to be brainwashed.

Virginity is the pride of a woman to her husband, take it or leave it.

In fact, it is the most significant sign that the girl is well trained with good family background.

I know the OP is wishing this was not the case.

But then, it is what it is.

So to all you true virgin girls out there, please keep your heads up with pride. You deserve to be honored.

And to all you loose girls out there, may your already loose pᶸssyz get even looser. You deserve it too.

eyinjuege:
The time and energy used in placing curses on a man she feels isn't worth it could have been used in doing something more product and positive like praying for herself and her kids, and cooking jollof rice.

I don't think praying is productive.

Suggest another thing.

chachanga:
Copy-copy nor go kill some pipu.
He should keep praying the tie doesn't catch fire so he doesn't end up, burnt, in the 7 o'Clock news!

Exactly!

Copy copy everywhere!!

I think an apron should have been better but maybe, he really wants to make a bold statement or something?

yourboyWill:
This Oge Okoye no just fit fine for my eyes sha

Guy, no be only you.

decency123:
This one you snapped evrything, are u planning on taking him to court or reporting him.... buh to who?mehn just Pay the 3k and forget the issue

Shame on you!

Shameless Nigerian mentality!!

... And you are still wondering why your country will never progress!!!

My friend will you shut up there!

What are you saying?

Are you paying for her pusŝy or what?

You that is talking of guys manipulating these girls in all sorts of sexual experiment, are you completely free from the sin yourself?

You want to girls to remain sexually chaste but the guys can continue to be sexual champs abi?

After condemning someone's daughter, you will rush to your village to marry a virgin abi?

You want free bride price abi?

Okay na... keep hoping.

Mtcheeewww

Please try it and tell us what happens.

Anyway, I'm just joking.

There's no way you can have two AdSense codes displayed on the same blog.

This is because your adsense codes are tied to a particular Gmail account.

Say wetin!!!

Cultists dey fear.

Juu men come dey fear too, abi?

Mba nu.

Oga OP, you try but e for beta make you just advise pesin make im no enta school sef at all.

Or better still, make im no even come this world sef.

Can you imagine? I no fit wear my lovely MTN yellow polo again because of one or two fine boyz like that?

Mbaaaaa!!!

He's indeed a red cap chief.

dachuchi7:
What a life wasted by evil beings in the name of cultism.
But op if you could post the victim pix with a friend 10 minutes to his death that means you know him! Pls keep us updated.

Don't mind him.

In a bid to get traffic or be the first to break the news, he failed to realize how he could have easily implicated himself in the dirty saga.

Obviously, so many people still believe they can remain anonymous forever online not knowing that they can easily be traced should the need arise.

I sweehh

Hey, hey, hey, wait, people... please... please... let's not fight over this thing.

For every law, for every promulgation, there is always an exception.

So I hereby submit my humble exception.

[size=15pt]Thus: GUYS, IF THE GIRL CANNOT COOK, CANNOT PRAY FOR ONE HOUR... BUT SHE CAN F**K FOR ONE HOUR OR MORE, ABEG MARRY HER JOOR AND DAMN THE CONSEQUENCES!!!
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I hope this satisfies everybody?

Of course. I can see Mr. Akin the unbeliever smiling now.

DaveHert:
Oh my apologies, i wonder why people are liking that meaningless construction of mine, it would appear you are too dense to realise that people do make grammatical blunders when expressing themselves, but then I went through your comment for the second time and found your grammatical construction worst than my supposed mistake.

First you say "Go an' fire him na", I guess this passes as a properly constructed sentence to a dimwitte like yourself. Next time you want to correct someone, make sure you dot your i's and cross your T's and also be in a better intellectual position to be pointing out mistakes.

And as if that is not mistake enough, you still wrote this "Your teachers should also be sacked for doing this terrible thing to you." as a properly constructed sentence. My dear you are in need of help, both psychologically and intellectually, I would help you but I suspect it would be a total waste of resource.

Now why don't you go and fire my so called teacher for his/her incompetence in my inept ability to construct a 'simple meaningful sentence'.

Imagine this APC fanatic oh!!

Clap for yourself for making so much sense hence the likes.

I said it, didn't I? Your teachers should have been sacked! Can you imagine? You cannot even distinguish between Pidgin and normal English anymore.

It's really a pity. I didn't know there was a standard for writing Pidgin but like they say, we learn everyday.

Although I don't really want to burst your bubble, but the truth is that, those who liked your idiotic post did so simply because of the idiotic message you put up there.

If you must know, your post riled me up not because of any APC stuff but simply because I just couldn't comprehend why a full grown man like you would suggest that Buhari should be sacked for sacking the JAMB boss.

And then, I took a closer look at your post and I was like: huh, WTF, this one can't even write coherently and we are talking about education here...

Ha ha ha!!!

Chai... people are very wicked o!

This man can equally kill a man!

lenposh:
He slapped me and I worked away to continue my work but I want to revenge. I do not want my silence to be in vain.

Sewa, I'll advise you work on your written English first before you start working on getting the revenge because for a graduate you claim to be, I must say your English sucks.

Kakamorufu:
Continue spoiling market

Spoiling which market?

He's only spoiling the market for his sistas.

In the real nowadays world, everyone knows that unless a girl does all these things he has listed, nothing, and I mean absolutely nothing for her in terms of marriage.

Danceville is just like every other day preacher. You preach just because of preaching sake and not necessarily because you know those whom you are addressing will listen to you or do as you say.

Because at the end of the day, we all know that people will still do what they want to do.

DaveHert:
He the Buhari needs to be fired also, far more than anyone else.

Go an' fire him na.

Look at you. You can't even construct a simple meaningful sentence.

Your teachers should also be sacked for doing this terrible thing to you.

These South Beasterners!

They never disappoint!!!

Always giving Nigeria bad name since 1914!!!

What a shame.

So why are you telling us?

Na wa o for all diz kidz.

Anything that happens, you bring it to social media.

Anyway, I don't blame you. I blame the idiotic Nairaland mods who helped you to gain the attention that you badly sought.

Nansense.

FreeSpirited:
I beg to differ. death penalty? And many are happy for an impending death of a fellow human?....We have really lost our soul!...

Though it might be legally justified but for the sake of humanity, its not worth it killing fellow humans because he was found with heroin, at least he's not going on a mission to harm anyone.
Some justice don't just measure up......that's if we can be human for once.

Which fellow human beings?

I am sure you are not aware of the damage these muthafuςking drug dealers do to people huh?

These bastards started killing their fellow human beings first the moment they chose to sell 'death' to people with the intent of making so much money in the process and you are here supporting evil.

They have completely lost their right to be considered humans so they deserve whatever is coming to them.

A very nice post totally spoiled by just the picture of one kain mallam like DAT.

TiffanyJ:
While I was serving in Enugu state, I witnessed it. My roomie bought #200 card. I was laughing at her because to me it sounded stupid that you will buy a card for someone to call you and tell you about your past and present.
This lady waited throughout that day, she waited the next day but the phone call never came. After about a week, she gave up.

The truth is that, after my ten months stay in Enugu, I came to realize that igbo people worship the man. Especially Enugu indigenes. Guy, according to my igbo roomie, to see fr. Mbake for counseling, you must keep a lot of money. He is like a god to them.

Yes. And that's because Reverend Father Ejike Nwambaka is a true man of God!

https://i63.tinypic.com/ixwh88.jpg

Even with all the combined spiritual efforts of both Imams, pastors and prayer warriors, spiritualists, to see to it that Goodluck Jon continues as the Nigerian Presido, Ejike Mbaka's pigeon prophecy still came to pass.

Wyfe material my foot!

Who needs a wyfe material?

Once I look at you, you are very pretty, you have big bõōbs, you are of average height, you are fair in complexion, and you don't have yam legs, o boy na automatic wife material be DAT o!!!

Pesin wey no sabi cook can always learn but pesin wey no dey sexually attractive no get hope becos e get some things wey even make-up plus all the good girl acting & pretending of this world no fit hide.

ehiage27:
Rubbish...... make she do less and see who go carry am put for house, total non-sense. For the Sex tiny has anybody ever buy a car with checking the engine? Dat naija we na dey GIRLS the person dat put this put is trying to make u lose ur future hubby. Who is perfect? NO ONE.. do wetin dey ur mind.

Excuse me sir, but it's not a must that you must comment.

I can't even understand what you're trying to say.

Chai!!!

charix:
Honestly nollywood does this country no favour. See how this news has destroyed my appetite even though I'ven't eaten since last night. Whether money or otherwise humans have a point for food entry and a point for waste exit; both locations have no business in common and should never intermingle.
News like this makes me wish I was a politician though, wetin these nollywood females for see for my hand no dey here.

But at least it didn't destroy your appetite for visiting nairaland so all hope is not lost.

Mtcheeww

Didnt move my dïck one bit.

Chai!!!

Dis gel make sense die!!!

Na d kain gel wey I go like marry o!

Just see her skin

Chai!!!

But wait o... wetin she dey sell sef?

Na her musiq abi na her body...or both?