₦airaland Forum

Ka, you remind me of George Lucas; what you are suggesting is nothing but Science Fiction, because even forward-thinking countries (like the US?) are not doing such things.

You know what Nigerian students will do if you give them the questions well in advance? The dull ones will ask the smart ones to compose the answers for them, which they will proceed to write in their textbooks and transcribe during the course of the exam.

The students with the best [color=#000077]handwriting[/color] will end up with the highest scores!

But I am her agent ...

The waitress looked at me with contempt and anger. Tears rolled out of her eyes. Then she stormed out of the room!

The lady who accompanied me to the restaurant said, ...

... for pounded yam and fish head (orí ẹja). "Oh no", said the waiter. "This is a five star restaurant. We don't serve fish head!"

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince will not be released till the 16th of June this year.

You know as well as I know that the women are not likely to win this competition.

... at the Muson Center, venue of the CTO 2005 conference.

Here's one (cynical) view:
[list][li]'Love' means he wants to sleep with you, or perhaps marry you.[/li][li]'Like' means he genuinely likes you, or maybe just your body.[/li][/list]

I don't know why young women pay so much attention to what men say. I mean, a man will tell you anything he thinks you want to hear. So why not pay more attention to his actions?

You can send your login details to me if that's what you prefer.

Click here to find out what 'URL' means

Follow the instructions I gave blendz to get google search on your site!

Then simply follow the instructions above. What's the URL of your website?

Kodewrita's comments are null and void because Angelgirl clearly said "no fanatics and criticism please!" in the first post. Please ignore them or discuss them in a different thread.

My phone rang, and heard a female voice. This was the first time I had recieved a call from a lady on my phone ever since ...

I have read books 1 to 5. I think the films are nothing compared to the books. The action in book 5 is really something else, and will make for a good movie if they allow it to span several CDs.

Chawkee, I don't think it's obvious from what I wrote above, but since I am not a student I will have to pay ₦1,500 or so to watch a movie. I feel that this is too expensive.

To add insult to injury, I will have to take public transport to the Cinema venue and back home after watching the movie! I mean, I want to watch movies legally from the confort of my home, and at an affordable price.

.. a striking young lady, dressed in a rather revealing outfit.

"Hello, young lady, what can I do for you", I say.

"Sir, I was told you're the GM at our community bank and I am ready to do anything to get a job as your personal assistant", she says while batting her eyelashes.

... driven out by my son without my knowledge. That boy! I told him not to go to that party at Festac Town but he inisited on ...

Can you name some of the Nigerian films you love?

"As part of its commitment to making telephone services accessible to more Nigerians, MTN Nigeria has expanded its network capacity to include a new numbering range with the prefix 0806. With this development, MTN becomes the first and only GSM network in Nigeria with an additional numbering system, having exhausted its initial subscriber numbering range – 0803. The Nigerian Communications Commission (NCC) has duly approved the new subscriber numbering system. " (Thisday Online)

It's the post of the Millenium. It must have taken 15 -30 minutes to compose, so I'm reluctant to touch it!

The discussion shall end at a time when I have a satisfactory, original answer!

I think Chidi Mokeme (the presenter) is in love with Chi-chi or something? Do you guys notice how many times he called her name in yesterday's episode?

I'm pretty sure that there are Nigerian Universities where you can study Music-related courses. I also believe that Music is one of the subjects you can study in the SSCE examination and even the JAMB UME examination.

It's been a really long time since I saw a WASSCE question paper.

See that's where you miss it. This gender confusion thing.

As a guy don't want to hear how much you love me or how much you want to go out with me. but I won't mind hearing that you love me and that you won't mind going out with me. You understand what I mean? He's not a girl, so he doesn't need any drama. Give him the ball and let him roll it ...

So If you want to ask a man out, don't ask him out the way one asks a girl out. Ask him out like he's a man.

Mamba, I don't think an average American will keep a snake as a pet. Most people hate snakes.

Mambas are [I]very[/I] dangerous snakes:
"Mambas are tree dwelling, extremely rapidly moving snakes of Africa. They are highly venomous, their venom containing neurotoxins, which can be fatal to humans without access to proper first aid and subsequent antivenom treatment." (Wikipedia)

Have you ever heard about those snakes that actually chase human beings? Is it possible that those people are referring to this group of snakes?
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Hunter: Equivalent to your "O Levels", or the exam you take after finishing Secondary/High School.

Did you read 'Any Star Wars Fans in the house? I have episode 3 Spoilers'?

"FOR as low as N5000, students sitting for the on-going West African Senior School Certificate Examination (WASCE) can procure a question paper, whatever the subject. The price varies from source of procurement to the bargaining power of the buyer."
Vanguard | AllAfrica

I really don't know what to say about this. Is it simply impossible to conduct an exam in Nigeria without widespread cheating? Is there a way to stop this from happening over and over again?

Mamba, I do not like snakes. Most human beings hate snakes.[list][li]They are reptiles. Who wants to keep scaly creatures as pets?[/li][li]They are potentially dangerous: Some bite, some sting, some can strangle a full-grown man to death. It takes an expert to tell which snake is harmless and which is not, so we just avoid and kill them all![/li][li]Snakes are supposed to be evil[/li][/list]

So I don't like snakes and if you do please don't bring them near me! Though, at the same time, I'm curious to know why people keep snakes as pets. I mean, why keep a pet you can't actually pet?

Mamba, you're the only one. I don't understand it when guys say their girls are 'demanding' things from them. I mean, where are the girls. Why don't they demand from me too! I feel left out