Xhaka:
If i use my hard earned money to buy yet to be released iPhone7, the airplane mode better be able to fly me to dubai.

Lol...it's a phone. When you buy airtime of N500 do you think to yourself "this credit must allow me call Obama" all because it's your hard earned money? We get it...the phone is expensive. For now. A day will come when getting and iPhone will have the same effect as on your account as the N500 airtime has now. Make money first before thinking about how you will spend it because you go get money for this life. Don't tie yourself to the mediocre because you can't afford it today.

I recently saw a movie where the protagonist was given one week to prove his undying love for the love of his life. Some of the things he tried were drop dead romantic and some where...well...not that much. I started thinking, what would it be like if a guy in Nigeria was faced with this challenge?

Sorry sha, I'm not about to give you seven romantic ideas to prove undying love but I can give you 3 romantic ideas that have the opposite effect.

This is no form of generalization. I know not everyone is the same so this isn't valid for every woman you might meet but at least you would know enough not to try them anyhow.

1. FLOWERS: I still don't even get this one but there is that smile that comes to the face of a woman when a guy shows up at her door with a bouquet of flowers or even a single rose...at least in the movies anyway. Now I'm not really sure why but it doesn't seem to elicit the same reaction over here. Maybe it's the wrong type of red rose. Maybe we don't have the right glands to find it appealing or maybe you simply would be considered thrifty...The point is, over here flowers are just what they are: flowers. They belong in a garden and that's where she wants to see them; not in your hands.

2. ROSE PETALS, RED SHEETS, SCENTED CANDLES: This one should have been romantic but thanks to nollywood you can kiss it goodbye. Imagine getting to a girl's house and finding an open door with rose petals on the floor leading to a semi dark area just around the corner. Once in, the first thing you notice is her lying down on a bed with red sheets surrounded by scented candles...well?
I asked a few people and one word kept coming up and I think you have the word in your head by now: RITUALS. Some guys might argue that they won't be bothered and maybe they won't but I just think if you don't want her running back and screaming "he wants to use me for blood money", I suggest you put on your freaking generator and leave the candles in their box.

3. THE NIGHT DRIVE:
So those Americans down south grab a truck full of Beer, drive to the country side and park in a nice remote spot with a good view of either the moon or the town...sometimes both and they have a good time. Oya wake up. Try that rubbish here and you will be lucky not to fall into police hands. If that wasn't deterrent enough, which kind mumu country side wey get remote spot no go be armed robber hideout? There might be a few exceptions but the general rule...especially with the current security challenges we face is not to be in funny places in the day talk more of in the night. Besides if the girl has any sense at all...she no go gree follow you.

Which others come to your mind?

mhozzis:
My very first ios device. When the phone is idle/sleep mode for than 5 minutes, i find it difficulty to make up the screen.

I've pressed on the buttons all to mo avail

Have you tried a soft reset? Press the power button and the home button together for about 10 seconds to force a reboot. If you still have this problem you might have to do a restore. Make sure you back up your phone on iTunes before you proceed and also use a third party app to back up your iPhone apps because iOS 9 doesn't back up user apps. Unless you have the data to redone load all your apps again anyway.

If the restore doesn't work you might have a faulty hardware.

And all those are things I already enjoy with JB. The only thing that made me enter iOS 9 was Apple Music. Heaven knows my phone shall not see 9.3 until it's JB is available. What is life without JB if not a pot of beans.

She can go outside o...but the only person she talks to must be another woman...if you need a male opinion come back home

Please go ahead and laugh at his jokes o...but when you're done make sure you say "cool story bro but my man is way funnier" with a straight face and walk away

Customer care? Easy...don't enter any bank or eatery if the door is opened by a man. I'm the only gentleman in your life

Glasses and contacts? Don't need them. Don't ask me if you're getting fat or which of these two shoes go best with that dress...can't see remember?

Babe you can have a million brothers...they don't even need to prove nothing...just make sure they concentrate on NOT having a sister without the dna test and baby and mum pictures too or I'm getting that shotgun

Drink water o...i won't hear that you fainted of dehydration and one handsome stranger helped you to the hospital...if you feel you want to faint call me first or come home and faint there

I just realized this freezer has space for two...girls should always chill with their boo


Please make a wish every night o...I must come true or I will be making another wish in the morning


Quick learner? But my friends said she does with her mouth...don't look at me...you're the quick learner...heads up...they say the first step is kneeling down


We both don't like zoos anyway...right?

Red bull? Lol...you have two of something available right? As soon as they can make feel like flying...we good.


I love you from the bottom of my heart? I won't even say it at all...can't have you confused about the location it is coming from can I?


i hated axe anyway. I prefer seduction anyway


And yeah if you say she a hoe, I will just nod and smile to myself...can't disagree with you if I know personally that it is true right?

I don't think the hike in prices is an actual problem. I'm more interested in the title of the topic which is actually hitting the nail. Its fine to push prices up to balance out in business. What makes no sense is the fact that ALL OUR BUSINESS seem to be affected. No one is actually making any plan to seize the market. I will give three examples.

Food, Clothing and Transportation: We import some food and we produce some at home. I would have expected the indigenous producers to take advantage of the rise in prices to flood the market with their wares and maintain a lower price point. Granted they have to import the machine used to bla bla bla but being honest which company just started in the last two months? Chances are they already imported all they needed before the price hike. Its plain blindness to still be competing at this level. if a foreign product cost N100 after the hike and an indigenous product cost N100 as well (even though it might cost less to produce) most people will go for the foreign. It is more popular after all. A prudent business man will penetrate the market by either dropping his prices by a margin or at least maintaining the previous price point. Same goes for clothes. Now most car dealership bought the cars on display at least 6 months ago. Now if I have 100 cars and I plan on making N200k off each. On average I sell at least 5 cars every quarter my expected profit is N1 million. Now if I drop my prices by 100k or even maintain them while everyone else shoots to a N300k profit margin because of dollars (that hasn't actually affected them) then I automatically become cheaper and will sell more in a short time. Regain my initial investment and make more money in a shorter time. Now someone will see this as a loss in the long run but it doesn't have to be the case. Making N100k off every car and selling 10 cars every quarter is a much better deal than the previous as you will get more customers because you are cheaper. Its common sense really.

Disclaimer: This analysis is based on common sense and my opinions alone. I cannot confirm or deny the validity or practicability of my analysis. I "feel" it is a prudent path but in no way expect that it will be seen that way or accepted to be correct.

Na abuja I dey if not we for talk

Your number isn't going thru

AmazingZeus:
Am with you all the way my brother....I sold my former phone to buy a better one just for that game!!! one of the very best strategic game I've ever come across ever since I started gaming,mehn I think I deserve a medal for that game because I always come back to HD with all my squad,but the game hard oh even on easy mode for newbies

Great to meet someone that plays xcom. It always struck me as strange that nobody talked about xcom ever. The fact that you could play the same game on both PC and mobile devices was an awesome feature as well.

The stupid relay was going to blow in the next two turns. Bimpe was lying in a puddle of her own blood with a stupid notification reminding me that she was going to bleed out in one turn. Mustapha was on overwatch and was going to pick off that advent trooper if he tried any funny business. That left me to decide what my concealed ranger would do. Save Bimpe or hack the relay.

Yeah thats the kind of tense situations you get with firaxis’s new XCOM 2. If you haven’t played the first game and its expansion (Xcom: Enemy Unknown and Xcom: Enemy within) you should totally go for them. They are 9/10 or 10/10 depending on whether you are a sadist or easily impressed.

It is easily the best turn-based tactics game on the planet and 30 minutes into the game anyone can see why.

Every decision counts. Every death hurts and every wounded unit you manage to bring home after a successful mission makes you pat yourself on the back. It is a very frustrating game and there will be times you want to just punch your screen and scream “how is that even possible” but when you are dealing with an alien invasion and leading a small, ill-equipped and scattered resistance what kind of emotion where you expecting to feel?

Quite simply the game is brilliant. It looks gorgeous, it plays very well, and it is one hell of a challenge. If you liked X COM the original, then you simply have to buy this. They have improved practically everything about the original. This feels more much more dynamic. Gone are the days of satellite spamming your way to victory. This game provides meaningful choices throughout so that you really dont know which way you want to go. And i think that many different paths to victory will be possible. I think this is probably the best looking turn based game we have ever seen. Kudos to Firaxis on a job well done. A sure contender for game of the year. The only thing that slightly spoils it are a few buggy camera angles and some dodgy hang times, but you can forgive it that as they dont spoil the fun. And it is in infinitely better shape than most games when released. But the real gem of this is the mods. Oh my goodness what a year we have in store.

cc cao

So this week I opened origin to launch NFS Rivals and something caught my eye. Origin was introducing paid subscriptions to gaming. So I did some reading and this is what I found out:

Endless PC gaming, just R 48.50 a month
Play a growing collection of great PC games, try new EA games before they're released, and save 10% on Origin purchases. Cancel anytime.

Convert it and that's under N800 per month and you get to play every game right?

Well not exactly. You see there is something called the vault and it contains the only games accessible with the subscription. Before you throw in your towel however you should know the vault has some really nice titles and is being updated regularly. As of the time of posting, these are the games you can find in the vault:

Battlefield 3
Battlefield 4
Battlefield Hardline
NFS:Rivals
Fifa 15
Dragon Age: Origins
Dragon Age II
Dragon Age: Inquisition
Dead Space 1-3
...and some other boring games sha

Suffice it to say the titles are catchy and the fact that you get access to fast paced multiplayer options these titles have to offer without paying for the full game is...well...DA BOMB.

I think the best part of this deal is that you can cancel anytime. So you can subscribe in march and play that game you've been eyeing and skip april and then pop back in in may. You also get a 10% discount off any origin title you buy (i'm looking at you Battlefront).

Bringing this home though, will you pay N800 per month to play games from the vault?

NB: I should add that downloading the games might not be such a big deal. Grab a pirated version of the game from your local bootleg store and then instead of cracking it, just verify and activate it as a legitimate copy and save your data. (there might be some updates you have to download though) I do not support or encourage piracy in anyway but I have kat.cr as most visited site in my browing history

So....Hit or Miss?

cc cao

Log in to origin and claim the "on the house game" which is the 2012 open world racing game. Add it to your account today and it is yours forever. Also get massive discounts on titles in the Publishers sale this week. Already got 50% off on Batllefront. So what are you waiting for? Remember, you don't have to download the whole game. Just add it to your account and you can download it later or copy from someone who has the game and activate it. Happy racing

Nsonaso:

You don't really know how it works or do you?

Apple has full and complete control over apps published on Apple App Store I.e since apple develope iOS to run on less powerful devices apple also force developer's to optimize their apps to run flawlessly on those devices as well unlike Google that has minimal or less control over apps published on Google play store.... So anybody can publish un-optimized junk app to Google play store making app to run very slow on Android.....
The Google device in the video (though I didn't watch it) was able to run fast enough because of it high CPU, if you should run those app on those outdated CPU, you will see how sluggish the app will run.... So it's actually not Android OS the causes the sluggish running of app on Android device but the developer who fail to optimize their apps make Android device to use more resources to run an app.

.....

As an android defense attorney, do you always make a case against your client? I believe what you just said can be interpreted as "well yeah the specs are true as long as you don't use the phone to run apps created by lazy developers who for some reason are hardworking when designing the same apps on the iOS platform. Because, let's face it, we all like our phones packed only so we can make excuses for Google at the same cost of...I don't know...an equally priced device that is sleeker and err...better optimized?"

Your honor the prosecution has no further questions.

twicenoni:


PlayStation 4

Outside Country

CHESTER48:
See all of them screaming pirated games rubbish..Now HOW MANY OF PSQUARE,WIZKID ALL THOSE NIGERIAN AND AMERICAN SONGS DID U BUY FROM THEIR WEBSITE BEFORE INSTALLING IN YA PHONES?HOW MANY AMERICAN MOVIES DO U PAY TO WATCH AT A CINEMA OR HOW MANY OF THEM DO ALL OF U ORIGINALY BUY FOR 1000naira.IF NOT TO BUY THE 20 IN 1 DISC OR DOWNLOAD online.HOW MANY OF U USE GENUINE SUBSCRIPTION TO BROWSE IF NAT TO TWEAK YOUR IMEI INTO BLACKBERRY OR USE MTN BB10 SUB.OR BUY FROM SELLERS..IF U KNOW U CLEAN OF ALL I METIONED QUOTE ME..of course not..NO ONE IS CLEAN..After jesus said it.condemn ya self before others..HYPOCRITES

Funny. You went ahead to confess even the things we didn't need to know. Are you so taken by this way of doing things that the very thought of people actually paying for stuff is so hard to believe? No one has acted self righteous and yet no one has had the depravity to boast about piracy either. I pay for stuff. My data, my music, my games and movies...all paid for. Do I watch a good hdrip now and then? HYFR but then who doesn't? It's not something to be proud of and there should be a line.

twicenoni:
I need to play fifa 16 with someone online anybody can add me lets play in the middle of the night samuelmark6@gmail.com

On what platform?

Cute. Xbox 1 and PC have tall tales too. I personally have a squad rating of 99 in FUT.

Thank you for that. Nothing is more annoying than hearing someone brag about gigabytes of pirated games. A true gamer knows that to continue playing the makers must make money. Yeah you have played syndicate but did you manage to play online? FIFA 16 comes alive in ultimate team, doesn't it bother you that you'll never experience that? Just cause 3...I shudder at the thought...such an awesome game...but you wouldn't know since it hasn't been cracked yet. PC is better because it is more expensive. At a price range however...consoles will win every time. Btw I am a PC gamer. Currently playing MGS: Phantom pain. And before you say you have downloaded it...think about the fact that you can't play FOB missions.

CHESTER48:
how many of u can afford ps4 dvd?can u afford upto 5 ps4 dvd if I may even ask.when uncharted is sold for like 15k.buy 2 ps4 dvd for 15k and then tell me which is cheaper.that why u see.come let exchange games here on nairaland..haha.they bought ps4 and can't afford the dvds now then want to exchange

This is actually an advantage sef. Like I said earlier if you actually bought your games you would know that consoles are cheaper. PC games cost almost exactly the same as their console counterparts. Here in Nigeria though you hardly see a PC game DVD so you have to pay for the game and then the data to download it. Console users just buy a dvd and pop it in. A digital download is not transferable. I can always swap DVDs with a friend or an enemy. FIFA 15 that I bought is still my own. I can't even give my little brother because it is tied to my origin account. Same thing for FM 15. The game dvd is an advantage not a disadvantage o.

Everyone should know by now that despite the advantage PCs have, the high cost makes it almost pointless when you can get a console for much cheaper. Cost aside, the PC will always floor consoles. Also...there exists on genre that consoles don't have. 4x games.

MODS FP PLEASE. Will really like to hear what people think. There are other shows on TV that do the same way

I was just going to post this. I get that it's a cartoon and it's a joke...yeah I do. Underneath the laughs though is a very bad message being sent out and no one thinks it should be addressed? The most recent episode of black-ish had the same theme. And now family guy? Come on guys... Make a joke about theiving politicians or Boko haram and it's fine. Show Abuja as it is and it's ok. It is important someone call these white foolcrest out for this trash. At least get on google before you write your scripts. For the umpteenth time, we don't sound like that in Nigeria. I know the power of the media. Despite the stunts they manage to pull in tiny cars, Asians are still thought to be terrible drivers. Jews are frugal and albinos are aliens. Blondes are stupid, a black guy in a white neighborhood is bout to rob someone....all these weren't thought in a particular school. Subliminally these messages are being passed and we laugh about it. It's time we stand up as a generation. It's time they know exactly what being a Nigerian is all about. The survival instinct. The hardy folks who get up in a corrupt society and still pull off an honest day's work. That yahoo yahoo guy who went into music after his maga paid. The hustlers, the witty chics with brains as awesome as their faces who sound like angels with autotune. Them guys with swag so large Italian designers couldn't do anything for him cuz aba has got him covered. Look Nigerians are more than some prince looking to get off a couple of dollars from so foolish white boy. If they have refused to get with the time then it's time we stick their faces into it. Thank God we watch that foolish show for free. I for say make we boycott....foolcrest papa

CHESTER48:
Mr man I said PC and not laptop.pc gaming not laptop gaming.now who said u cnt get i5 for 150k

Relax . Nobody dey follow you quarrel. You would be surprised to find out that you're the only person who thinks there is an obvious difference between PC and Laptop . You also seem to think there aren't mad gaming laptops out there that easily rival their desktop compatriots. I'm curious however as to that decent i5 you can get for N150k. Note the operative word in this context is "decent" so ULV chips don't count.

AdeLaNa1:
And it doesn't look like EA ll be rectifying dis issue anytime soon. Xbox1 users are the ones who get the best deals out of their packs. They even get Legends too.

Oh well...I can rant but I know it does no good.

CHESTER48:

1:MOUSE & KEYBOARD:Unlike all those console gamers out their,Pc have the best control scheme.Nothing beats the mouse or keyboard.Trying playing the Sims or strategy games on ps4 or xbox one.

2:Better Graphics,Better FPS:pc have much better graphics than the ps4.Pc gamers can upgrade their when they want.because it is easily removable,which keeps us at the tip dge of video games.while console gamers are stuck with one component their cosole was released with,thus they cant upgrade or exchange components.so they tend to become obsolete the moment they are released.

3:MODS:Yes this the best and sweetest.Mods make pc gaming perfect and sweet.You can download most of fixes patches,unofficial levels.Did u remember the gta sandreas,with coffe mode?whwere you really have sex with the girl?You can easily download a pc game and install online.Then u are a pc gamer like me and u know mods make it so good

4:Cheap:most like ps4 and the xbox one,Pc games are very cheap.everything about it.Let consider you prefer using the Gamepad and not the keyboard over some few game.You can easily get single pads as cheap as 1000 naira and mod it up with the xbox emulator or perhaps buy the xbox 360 controller for 3000 naira.in whih case the ps4 pad worth 15000 -20000 naira ust for a single pad And the DVD cost almost thrice as the pc games when you can get pc for 500 naira and the ps4 or xbox for almost 17k.considering pc are very cheap.

5:Abandonware:No matter how old a pc game might be.You can easily google and download it And still play it.Unlike the ps4 or xbox one.trying playing the old pc games on them like the gta 4

6:YOU CAN EVEN PLAY PS3/4 GAMES EVEN ON THE PC:Yes this is the key off guard of this whole tingy stuff here.You can play all your popular console games on the ps3 with the pc with just some few apps and setting created by mods.

7:High screen resolutions:Microsoft and Sony scream about true hd in their games.But in many cases don’t deliver it.Pc happily runs games at 1080p and above for enthusiast. The HD default res is 1280*1024.whn pc runs like 1600*1200
If there is any counterpoint on this post.Kindly refer a link to this post so that the other console lovers can also read why the pc is better.THIS IS FOR EDUCATION PURPOSE AND FOR LEARNING

CC Lalasticlala,r231,seun come and see oo

I am a huge hater of consoles and a PC fanboy but you really should know there are reasons you mentioned there that are not as accurate as you think.

The mouse and keyboard is amazing but there exists a huge catalog of games that it plays awkwardly. Take sports games for example...PES/FIFA/NBA....Hack and slash games that require lightning reflexes at hard difficulty...AC,BATMAN, THE WITCHER...all AAA titles. There is a reason PC's use controllers as well and that is because the gamepad rules in certain games. The PS 4 also has a mouse and keyboard combo by the way.

Better Graphics is relative. Yes, the PC floors the consoles in theory but Lets keep it local, only a meager percentage of PC gamers use capable rigs. Most people have budget graphic cards that just allow to play the game at low or medium settings. That's a vast majority that will never enjoy this so called extreme graphics the PC has to offer. Look at how many "can my PC run this game" questions on the internet and you'll get the picture. The percentage of console gamers that get to play on maximum settings with the sweetest graphics? 100%

MODS: HYFR Console users can like to die for this one

Bros clean your mouth. Consoles are cheaper. in every way. If you bought your PC games the same way console users did you would know. with N150k I can have a console, nice cute TV and maybe one or two games. 150k wont even get you a decent i5 laptop.

Abandonware (Not sure if this is actually a word). The PS4 and XBOX1 are slightly backward compatible. The PC wins but its not a deal breaker. Dem still dey sell PS2 DVD for market.

Play PS4 games on PC? Ok o....thats why we had to wait 4+ years to play GTA V ba?

Higher resolutions? Read my comment on better graphics.

That said, PC's will always be better but not by much.

SmooshCHN:
It'll be worth it if you redownload it or you can try Fallout and see for yourself.

Well apart from the fallout fans, I think everybody else was disappointed with fallout 4. It looks like something from 2012. I'll pick AC: Syndicate over it everyday. MGS: Phantom pain is really nice as well. Love the open world versitility. The graphics are really cool as well. So for this week I'll be dealing with the Soviet 40th army in Afghanistan. Next on my play list is Dragon Dogma. Nothing like a good hack and slash to end the month.

AdeLaNa1:
Lool! Packs are shitty on PC. Except if ur copy of d game is the UT edition. Or so i've heard....

I have the UT edition...no such luck. Just two free gold packs every week which I should point out always have crappy cards

SmooshCHN:
Uinstalled Fallout already. You play like 3 hours and not even a finger full progress.. AC: SYNDICATE is the real deal.. So sweet to play with nice story and great interaction between character and the citizens A great game indeed. So far it's contending with Battlefield, The Witcher: Wild Hunt. Great games..

As a rule I try not to play more than one campaign at a time. Like the immersive feeling too much to be torn between worlds.Right now I'm in old london where the likes of Florence Nightingale were still ordinary nurses and Charles Dickens is still thinking of what to call the new book he is writing about a boy who always asks for more.

BTW, I think BF: Hardline is a load of ****

I'm this girl in the comment above me right now. Been opening packs all week. Rubbish!!! I hate FUT. I love FUT. what is wrong with me? I want my life back

SmooshCHN:
I've been playing almost all the games in this world. No problem experienced. But like 2 days ago, i started AC: Syndicate and it's LIT!!! I'm about to uninstall Fallout 4.. Nice game though but Other games makes my blood rush except it.

First of all, what is LIT? Fallout 4 is boring to me but a lot of people seem to think its the bomb. I'm not sure if you are saying syndicate is bad or good. I'm almost done with the game and I can tell you that I personally have enjoyed the last week hanging out in London with Jacob and Evie Frye. Next is MGS: Phantom pain.

SmooshCHN:
This is the funniest comment I've read this year.. They do not have "assets" at all if i'm even to consider. I'm scared I've already developed poor taste in women already and lost interest which for now is a very good thing.. But at the end, No sensible man will leave meat pie and settle for sliced bread. Never!! Some crazy things would never let you forget home which is good.

LMAO @sliced Bread. I'm currently playing AC: Syndicate. Mad fun.

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